#I am employee

[davy-zeppeli]

Not me actually taking the lead in adding discussion points to our monthly team meeting

[gelphiegifs]

Elphaba & Glinda in new movie teaser

[boyyardee]

i made a shadowpiss fankid

[cumtastiics]

i do NOT fw the emperor!! (i need the kingdom to start a revolution immediately) but what if darling was a overworked maid instead of a concubine ,:3

yan emperor

FYM! THATS IT!!!!! yandere emperor is a silly lil guy

he didn't notice you. to be fair, he hardly noticed anyone - hell, he struggled to memorize the name of the concubine he saw the most.

but you seemed cute. the way you frantically ran from one part of the castle to another, trying to get your tasks done for a day. you seemed exhausted most of the time, but that didn't matter much to him.

he overheard one day though, the head maid ordering you to do tasks that were ordered to her, tasks that a new maid shouldn't be doing. he didn't stop her though.

he was curious. curious about you. curious why you still worked here. you were obviously overworked, so why? you didn't receive a good pay either.

"you're paying a lot of attention to that maid," his younger sister brought up one day. "is she one of the submissive ones?"

it wouldn't be a lie to say his younger sister was like him.

"i think so. she's hardworking."

"are you gonna make her your new concubine? they've all been crying to me about how you haven't slept with them recently."

"no.. i don't think i will. maybe i'll keep her as a maid for now."

he leaves you a small present. a heart locket necklace. inside the locket, there was a small paper, one with his initials.

but you couldn't assume it was him who left it.

that would be disrespectful.

[eyeheartboobiez]

you can’t tell me this aint dick and y/n😭

[mobius-m-mobius]

First look at Daniel Craig and Drew Starkey in Luca Guadagnino's Queer (2024) for anon 💕

[flumpermergen]

I just realized that whole stunt of Ratio pretending to backstab Aventurine was just the hsr equivalent of pretending to fight in the ikea furniture displays like an old married couple.

[beescake]

are you secretly the CEO of solkat

solkat r the ceos of me. actually

[minkei]

nishiki and kiryu but they are both part of a formula 1 team owned by majima

[vellichorom]

now, people are free to think whatever they like, i won't tell them that they're wrong, but i'm not sure i entirely agree with the idea that 432 is responsible for the skip button ending happening the way that it did,

rather... i think, quite literally, that they had no hand in it.

[85-rend]

those elevators are too damn small

[septemberlikeastorm]

the way qimir/the stranger so cautiously sidles up to osha when she's on her knees after killing sol?? the way his jaw works??? the way he reaches out to her so slowly????

qimir to qimir: okay buddy this is it, this is game day, this is YOUR SUPER BOWL, just approach nice & slowly, don't scare her, she'll DEFINITELY appreciate a warm touch on the shoulder, this is it this is your big shot don't blow it don't blow it don't blow it--

qimir to qimir two seconds later: YOU FUCKING BLEW IT MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU HAD ONE JOB

qimir to qimir ten minutes later as he & osha are on the way back to THEIR cave: WE DID IT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qimir to osha, clearing his throat: babe so uh do you wanna stop at Space Bed Bath & Beyond to pick out curtains in a color you like or

[kitamars]

office au nonsense aka i can’t believe this was the first time i drew legato LMAO

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

The New Employee (Movie) (2023)

[sweetmapple]

Finally got around to this

I genuinely can’t imagine any other way this ship would even function

[front-facing-pokemon]