#I am columbina

[xyziko]

Wtf do I name the ugly tiny adzaha creature

[sh1-n0bu]

yknow what, im gonna say it

despite what most people/players say, genshins story and world building sucks ASS. the seven main nations are there yes and they all represent one thing or mainly representing one thing but isnt it weird how mondstadt, liyue and inazuma are very traditional fantasy themed with the whole super specific technology only the fantasy world has, the usual fantasy weapons, powers etc but then sumeru and natlan and BOOM! internet, dj, clubbing and all those advanced things are shown? isnt fontaine supposed to be the only technologically advanced nation out of the seven? dont even get me started on the whitewashing of sumeru and natlan characters/cast and the extremely racist undertones of the origin of hilichurls

edit: i was too angry when typing the first part that i forgot the main reason i wanted to ramble-

2) the traveler.

in the game/story/characters’ voicelines, the traveler is constantly alluded to be a witness to the change/shift of teyvat and its rebellion against the heavenly orders/celestia. even zhongli said it during his companion quest (i believe). okay cool, got it, the traveler is a witness— ay ay ay, why is there a backstory thing going on? wdym the traveler is meant to be a self-insert type of mc? you cant make a character a self-insert with a lore/backstory thing going on. you cant make a character a self-insert if they have a rich lore going on. make it clear already, is the traveler a self-insert AKA. stand in for us, the player? or are they meant to be their own character with story instead?

3) immortality/mortality

i dont know what it says on the chinese language dictionary but im pretty sure 500 year old survivor of kheanri’ah doesnt exactly translate to mortal, human, or hell, normal. idk man, i suck at math, but i think being cursed with immortality and living until ur 500 or smt years old makes you an immortal/inhuman

4) fatui harbingers

the MAIN reason i wanted to ramble in anger. from their very first introduction with la signora in mondstadt, you can already just feel that the fatui are a force that is feared all across the seven nations as both a diplomatic and military force. theyre elusive, sneaky, will not hesitate to get their hands dirty and their so called ‘diplomats’ (the harbingers) can and will step over the diplomatic boundaries to not only insult, but assault the archon of mondstadt. theyre a threat threat but now theyre just another laughing stock. if anything, they feel like a fucking circus.

at the introduction video of all the harbingers and the last act of sumeru archon quest, we are given the lore bomb that the first three fatui harbingers have a power to rival the GODS and had been quietly eluded that capitano had even defeated a god or two despite being a mere mortal. and that is terrifying, that is fear inducing. just the thought of a mere mortal like ourselves going tow to toe against gods is a terrifying thought itself and arlecchino has proven herself and set the bar even higher when she made an absolute fool out of the traveler during the fontaine archon quest. the next nation will have capitano, the strongest mortal, the first fatui harbinger, the man that could rival the gods and now ur telling us that he is not in fact a mortal man but yet another 500 year old khaenri’ah survivor? we get it hoyo, u love the number 500, but that makes him NOT a mere mortal doesnt it? and he basically got his ass handed to himself too. i am immensely disappointed

[minzart]

In my mind they perform togheter at least once in the past

[transmascaraa]

my honest thoughts on the new natlan chars(there's nothing negative so read if you wish to read about me obsessing over them) also i've added some pictures of them in case you haven't seen them yet :))

little geo girl idk

SHE'S SO CUTE HELP SHE'S FUCKING ADORABLEEEE

i love her design sm

so far this is my favorite child char design^^

hydro girl

the way i saw her and was like "WHAT'S HER NAMEEEE"

THAT SHARK TOO

i need their names asap literally look at her

dendro guy

Y'ALL.

I FORGOT THIS WAS GENSHIN FOR A SEC.

HE'S SO GENDER TOO LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF "do i want to be with him or be him" (in fact i want both)

~

also i can't forget to mention the stunning outfits of nilou and kirara

cuz they're so beautiful

a great day to love women yes

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update/edit: I ATTEMPTED TO DRAW SHARK GIRL JXSJCBDBS I NEED OPINIONS (btw it's my first time doing digital art)

also how the fuck do you draw genshin clothes😭 if i make anything else it'll be modern au smh why do they wear such complex clothes lmfao

[moshaeu]

hoyo knew they’d be too powerful with short hair

[mmmattnik]

[incorrectfatui]

Columbina: Woah- that‘s the most beautiful girl I‘ve ever seen… Pantalone: What are you talking about Bina? I don‘t see any beautiful girl. Sandrone, behind him: Just turn around! Arlecchino: Sandrone, please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time.

[notthemonthbutmarch]

I need people who play Genshin and listen to Epic: The Musical to please find me I have an announcement

PLEASE DOES ANYONE SEE THE VISION PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[clouvu]

Another schmoodle of these two, as a treat

[lyss-sketchbox]

With the natlan trailer is out, how we feeling?

I didnt know pokemon swsh is having another dlc, thats a weird isle name tho

[mercuriart]

evil mfs here to be gay and ruin your life

[xyziko]

Oh yeah I forgot my birthdsy was on September 18

[san-aria]

I can't wait for her <3 (my favorite harbinger)

[aetherose]

Ya girl is screeching over the beta stuff for Ishmael in PGR.

This blog is gonna have another pink angel-themed character as a prominent muse for real.

[shentheauthor]

Can I ask for Harbinger headcanons on how they react to receiving a love letter?

Of course :D

Pierro: mostly confused lmao, he doesn’t know anyone who would send him a love letter. If he doesn’t like the sender back, he’d let them down easy. If he does… his duties would get in the way 😭

Dottore: he laughs. He finds it amusing. Idk if that man is capable of love, but if he is, he’d write back. The stains on the paper totally aren’t blood, don’t worry /s /hj

Columbina: she would also laugh, but in a much nicer way than Dottore. She might write back asking the sender to meet her somewhere, if she feels the same. If not, she would let them down easy.

Capitano: also confused. He doesn’t spend much time personally interacting with people. He takes his duties too seriously to fully accept, but maybe if you’re lucky, he’ll take time out of his day to let the sender know he feels the same.

Arlecchino: she doesn’t have patience for this. She doesn’t seem like she likes people much, so if she doesn’t feel the same, the letter is going in the paper shredder. If she does feel the same, her letter back would be very short and to the point. Something like “your feelings are reciprocated.”

Scaramouche: he would laugh at the sender to their face, I’m sorry JGKBKEKGK. He’s mean as hell (I love him for it). Whether he feels the same or not, his first reaction will be to be an asshole about it. If he does feel the same, he might go back later and admit his feelings, but it wouldn’t be very good. He’s trying his best 😭😭

Sandrone: oh dear sweet lord, run away. Turn back. She’s a certified yandere, and she will find whoever wrote the letter and turn them into a puppet. Regardless of how she feels. If you can talk her down from doing so, she would be scarily protective of you 🤡 but hey, at least she isn’t murdering you

Signora: her heart is still with Rostam. On a good day, she would write back letting the sender down easy. On a bad day, she would burn the letter and be in a bad mood for the rest of the day. She misses him so much AUGH

Pantalone: he finds it amusing, but he won’t laugh in your face. He would write back with scented paper and ink, and probably with a very large check of mora if he feels the same. Congrats, you bagged a sugar daddy. If he doesn’t feel the same, he would probably let you down relatively easy, but in a way that stings. Like, his words are kind, but you can tell he doesn’t really mean them.

Tartaglia: the most normal of the bunch. He would get flustered and flattered, and his ego would inflate SO much. He would def tease the sender no matter how he feels. “Oooooh you like meeee” headass. If he feels the same, he’ll write back very enthusiastically. Probably doodles hearts on the edge of the page. He would definitely be the best at rejecting people kindly though.

Pulcinella: he finds it flattering! Most of the time, his duties would get in the way, but if he isn’t too busy, and if he feels the same, he would write back very kindly and request a dinner date. If not, he would let you down easy (and maybe give you a warning about sending personal letters to government officials gjvkkskvkg)

Thank you for requesting! I’ve missed doing these!

[blazefirefox]

hear me out hear me out

a Fremillei Hadestown AU

LISTEN

Freminet and Collei as Orpheus and Eurydice bc they fit so much, Lyney as Hermes because im hilarious, Arlecchino, Columbina, and La Signora as the Fates, and maybe I'll make Dottore and Lisa Hades and Persephone just for the funny hahas