#I am but a simple creature

[theicarusconstellation]

what if james potter and regulus black……….kissed

[davecumstaine]

🩰🤝🏻

[spookystarfishzombie]

[funtheysaid]

if you wanted me to hate him you shouldn’t have cast assad zaman

[echo-coyote]

it’s one of those mornings, fellow gamers

[ninyard]

i bow down to thee, o master of twitter au’s <3

me rn

[theic-manic]

Me: *Thanks Hermes while drinking one of his favourite beverages, and iced dirty matcha latte*

Hermes: "Shitposting prophecy time!"

Me: "Oh no"

Hermes, slurping drink via a straw: "So basically imagine war becoming a steamed event similar to the U.S. Superbowl. Here, I'll give you some shitposting inspo"

Me: *sighs* okay

Hypothetical dystopian scenario for entertainment purposes only:

Commentator: "And we have the US entering the fray with some [insert military tech] that has once again, likely cost the country a universal healthcare system. But first, a word from our sponsors."

*after the ad break*

"And we can see that shots have indeed been fired, however it appears that the nation's school shooting program has not paid off as similar to the recent Trump events, some VERY easy shots have been missed.

Now over to the NRA for comment"

And so I now see the character in the gif below as a commentator version of Hermes:

I'll need to rewatch this movie because this guy is Hermes coded as fuck.

I absolutely do not agree with this shitpost.... however, we are approaching this level of dystopia with influencer and entertainment culture.

Athena: "... what the... I'm going to need a gin and tonic.

Hermes, have you even considered therapy?"

Hermes: "Have you?"

This is what I get for opening myself back up for deity communications first thing in the morning with zero boundaries...

[sunshinechay]

Kang looked so surprised by just about everything in the last few scenes but what surprises him the most is his own protective instinct.

Kang hates Sailom. Kang has never been in a situation like this before, he’s never had to be. But when push came to shove, he didn’t even really hesitate to jump right in to try and protect Sailom as much as he could. He’s clearly terrified to be playing one of the world’s worst games of chicken, but he’ll do it if it means the one he’s trying to protect is okay.

Then he stays. He stays and comforts Sailom as best he can. He stays and gets Sailom an ice pack and tries to help him with the bruising on his face.

He’s already showing that underneath the bluster and the bullying, is a good person who desperately wants to come out. He just doesn’t know how to change because he’s so angry at well…everything. For reasons known and unknown to the audience. It’s going to be fun to dive into that in the coming weeks.

[hauntedcheesecakewizard]

Do neurotypicals get inspiration in small amounts or do they get slapped in the face with it like I do.

I could be sitting, minding my own business, then Hephaestus himself will smash my skull with his fist of knowledge, demanding that if I don't write this down immediately, it will be lost forever. A test of my hubirus, and I know better than to trust my adhd ass with holding information.

This is why I always carry my phone on me, so I can take notes when the gods decide to bless my humble mind.

[nametakensff]

This is ridiculous but I was just thinking to myself I would definitely buy scented candles that actually smelled like a sweaty and/or well-fucked cunt and then nearly knocked myself out with horniness at the thought of someone being allergic to those particular candles, especially if they were lit during sex

[gu3rrillag0th]

*googling how to resist the charms of Astarion so I can romance Gale at least once*

it’s not looking good, coach

[notmcubucky]

K plz don't come after me for making Buster a rottweiler it was the only good reference photo I had and I was too lazy to search for a completely brown doge

Anyway humanformers command trine

I apologize for the crappy quality, I really do

My phone has -50 camera quality +70 resilience

Fr she's been through so much

[davecumstaine]

Peepaw throwing it back once again 🍑

Sources: Tumblr | Instagram

[glasscitadel]

Marge's "I just think they're neat" but it's me holding an oc with an undercut

[shadowgeist-stars]

AsoBaroRyuu: Sharing Comfort

So this ship totally didn't sink its claws into me without any warning whatsoever when I played TGAAC, but I've officially adopted the hc that both Van Zieks brothers were poly, so that's... something. We'll see whether or not the new Tumblr community for this ship spots it. And one last thing: I personally challenge whoever reads this... (checks my doc word count) 900 word one-shot to figure out what book is being read in the italics.

~~~Have fun!~~~

“...They were good and kind to everybody and everything; not only to men and women, but to horses and donkeys, to dogs and cats, and to cattle and birds…”

Kazuma never really put that much thought into English literature even when he began his mission to seek London’s darkest truth. But ever since this new routine emerged between himself, Barok, and Ryunosuke, he found a very distinct appreciation for it.

It began in such a simple and fairly understandable way, when Kazuma himself was the only other person in the Van Zieks manor. A horrid nightmare had woken him late in the night; the contents of which, he couldn’t recall, but his body refused to rest after. He decided to go downstairs and see about brewing some tea to settle his nerves. Imagine his surprise when he found his mentor on a sofa in a room that was more like a small library, reading a book with his own tea set on the table before him.

Even with one blanket over his legs and another over his shoulders, it was all too easy to see it: the shuddering aftermath of one of the lord’s own terrors haunting him. And one could say that them both being awake at such an ungodly hour, shaken by nightmares and desperate for comfort, offered a sort of common ground between them. Barok invited him in by simply pouring a second cup of tea, for which Kazuma was immediately, if quietly thankful.

“I don’t think any man could withstand our mistress. I wish all ladies were like her.”

“That sounds just like Iris with Scotland Yard. Don’t you think so, Partner?... Kazuma?”

When he asked about the book, Barok was… embarrassed at first, trying to cover his reddening face. An uncharacteristically sweet look for him, in a sense that Kazuma had never quite noticed before then. With a bit of pressure, he revealed that it was a novel that was often read to him as a child -- some collection of short fairy tales similar to Iris’s plans to combine all of her short stories. There were a number of child-catering books he’d collected, often turning to them for some semblance of comfort, and Barok offered to read them to Kazuma himself, even offering a place within the blankets at his side.

That morning found them waking up from the best sleep either of them had in weeks. And after several other instances where a night of quiet reading together kept their nightmares at bay, the pattern was quickly recognized.

“It was a dreadful sight to me, for I knew what fearful pain it gave that delicate little mouth, but Master gave me the word, and we were up with him in a second.”

Naturally, when Ryunosuke returned to London a proper lawyer, after what felt like an eternity of the three figuring out how much they all meant to each other and what their feelings were from the beginning, he was invited to further share this new comfort. Hence, here and now, they lay together on Barok's massive bed, the shorter men resting on the tallest, reclined on the pillows. The lord’s deep, warm voice washed over them like waves with every word he read from the book in his hands.

This night was hitting Kazuma a bit harder than most, already worn from a long trial and a somehow longer day. Sleep started to drag his eyelids down almost the moment he found the comfortable position in which he lay. The arm that was settled around him and would every so often stroke his hair only made him sleepier, making the words harder to discern beyond that lulling baritone.

“…Remember, we shall all have to be judged according to our works, whether they be towards man or towards beast.”

A soft yawn that wasn’t the man reading. “I bet your brother would say something like that…”

A chuckle, rumbling the chest under Kazuma’s head. “Indeed.”

The movement jostled Kazuma from his sleepy haze, and he hummed in inquiry, raising his head.

“Oh, sorry. We didn’t mean to wake you, Kazuma,” Ryunosuke said softly in apology, taking one of his partner’s hands to kiss his knuckles. “You can go back to sleep.”

“I wasn’t even asleep yet…” Kazuma grumbled.

Barok chuckled again, pressing a kiss to his forehead before gently massaging his scalp until Kazuma settled back down on his chest, pulling the duvet back over his shoulder. “Still, we could tell you were on the edge of that precipice, beloved. Now rest, while I complete the chapter.”

Kazuma let out a sigh, eyelids drooping once more as Barok resumed reading. As much as he tried to focus on the words, sleep had a hold on him long before the mild rousing.

“He was just as free in speaking to gentlemen of his own rank as to those below him; for another day, when we were out, we met a Captain Langley, a friend of our master…”

There were so many things that they shared now. A warm and soft bed. These wonderful stories that averted all nightmares. This once lonely home. This love in their lives. It was better than anything he could’ve imagined. Even as he drifted away, Barok continued reading, hopefully lulling Ryunosuke to sleep as well. And when they wake up, he knows they’ll still be there, ready to share the morning of a new day.

[lon3lyg1rlsblog]

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little creatures from my walk today ⋆₊ ♱

lately I’ve been feeling like I need to lose some weight I’ve just been feeling very stagnant lately, both physically and mentally, i’ve noticed I really hate feeling like I’m not doing anything, because I feel like there is always something I should be doing. so I’m going to try intermittent fasting again to try and bring some more structure to my habits and days, and really focus on embodying a lighter feeling. I’m not the best at it I can never seem to stick to it 😖 but I’m going to try my best because I feel sometimes that when I begin to cut back on my food intake it feels like a cleansing of my soul. ✨🖤🥀

that and less eloquently put I want to be skinny