#I am 🤩

[meeaatt]

nothing better than taking an edible and being on that damn phone

[demonio-fleurs]

Sooo.. @tablednacl & I decided that since we have Sanji’s Pirate Cookbook, we might as well cook a recipe or two from it tomorrow in honor of the Live Action coming out! We’re gonna be making the “Neptunian Penne Gorgonzola” which, yum. and we’ll also be having French Toast sticks w/ condensed milk (technically bread crusts which is its own recipe in the cookbook but given that we’re gonna try and watch it all tomorrow I decided to just go the lazy route w/ dessert)

[forgettable-au]

CHAPTER TWO | The Scientific Method

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 73-77)

* His brother is annoying.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[leon-anna]

You wouldn't believe how long Leon has had this one tucked away. Until recently, it had been virtually collecting dust on her procreate app without anyone to admire its craftsmanship. I now have the grand privilege of posting it to our wonderful chaos site 😁 I think you'll all really enjoy the Domino Twins in this 10 panel story! K, that's all, see ya later👋

[d4isywhims]

black widow, baby 🕷️

[sportsallover]

Affiche officielle du Tour de France 2024, par Nicolò Canova 

[cosmicourple]

yooooo, where all the Poseidon x Odysseus x Zeus fics at????

n I don’t mean tagged separately, AKA Poseidon/Odysseus & Zeus/Odysseus, no, I mean Poseidon/Odysseus/Zeus.

srs where the threesome smashin’ fics all at 😭😭😭 there’s literally only TWO WORKS ON AO3 LIKE-??????!?!!!!!??????😭😭😭😭😭

No, guys, Guys seriously, BELIVE me when I say I need to read more stuff about these three:

1#: fucking aggressively (& Ody’ getting sandwiched)

2#: fucking around, homoerotic fights & hateful tension style (AKA typical God(s)-and-Mortal shenanigans which may include kidnapping, murder, tragedy, complex + shitty feelings n emotions, Death, lots pride + arrogance/ignorance on the God(s) part (& also prob Odysseus bc come on,,), onesided feelings, brutality against Mortal(s), Immortals somewhat trying to rap theirs brains around the views, opinions + generally jst how that Mortal sees n feels about the world around em’ & more-)

3#: fucking aggressively but Odysseus somehow takes charge (blame my fucked up thoughts of the Vengeance Sage for this one 😋👍👍)

4#: dealing w/ each others insufferable personalities (and families oh ho ho, dont get me STARTED on the potential tomfuckery to be had that that heffsaas >:))) (lol I would O.O.C so many characters for my crack-treated-(sometimes)seriously thoughts :”))

Anniflamma started dis, I’m going to (try) and make it bigger >>>:3

(edit: I am aware there are already threesome fics of them jst tagged separately but bc it’s a threesome, I would prefer if they were tagged all together bc????? That’s what it is anyway right?????????????????? Idk lol)

[mybodyfails]

[saturngalore]

paraíso 🌺🫧💞

[derpmallow]

i think this was funnier in my head

ft textposts 1/?

[scaredforboomboom]

Joost vibin' at Ruisrock 2024

[serendippertyy]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY FOR US STARVED BEEZ FANS (aka me, 2 people and a paperclip) OH HOW I MISSED THEM SO !!!!!!!! THE ONLY CHARACTER EVER 😭😭😭😊😊😊💜💜💜💜

oh and there's some pretty cool pictures of the other characters too I guess 🙄 /hj

[captainsavre]

Maya and Carina || Station 19 - Season 7 ↳ 7x04 ‘Trouble Man’

[sukugo]

sukuna's gojobsession gets funnier the more u think about how he's watching satoru at all times from inside yuuji. satoru domain expands with jogo and he's like holy shit. he uses purple with hanami and sukuna is literally blushing and giggling inside. satoru gets sealed and he's like NOOOOO MY MAN (just like me fr)

[lifemod17]

body so tea the british are coming

offering you a bicep in these trying times…..

me after working out one (1) time

Wasteland, Baby! era Andrew was a whole nother breed cuz LOOK AT THAT BICEP HELLOOOOO

also he was very in his vest era. bless.