#I already love lawyers

[gojonanami]

increasingly wanting to write a hiromi fic

[sunfyredefender77]

Alicent's green dresses

[aurorangen]

That morning's conversation replayed in Vincent's head. All 3 people sitting in front of him work at the police station, the very same station that led the disappearance case 20 years ago. Even though he felt guilty concealing information, he'll wait a bit longer and forget about it for the time being. But he kept on wondering - why was Isaac so tentative about detectives anyway?

[turnaboutstar]

no longer want dnp to play ace attorney it's more fun to imagine how they would react to random shit in attorney while playing it fr

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid I definitely didn't edit and cut this comp up myself I definitely didn't add the stupid ass music myself stupid stupid stupid I definitely found this online and just took it from there dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb I want to banish him to sitting in a corner permenatly he doesn't. Shouldn't. Get. Take him OUT of the driver seat of my brain he doesn't need to be there he d9esnt get a say in this take away his seat at the table gone removed out of this he doesn't get rent free, in fact he has to pay the most massive fee conceivable and I know that if I said this out loud I'd probably sound exasperated and a little breathless and fumble my words and groan and sigh and huff and make incoherent things to where I almost sounded upset but really with each muttering and long sigh there'd be a hint of .nof. of ....mfif8fifuidis soossssssssom.ssson.mthibg. something.mor.e.more. something more. Than that. The way someone sighs when walking past the bakery section of the grocery store and trying to pretend and act like they don't want it. They sigh and mutter that they don't need it but you can hear it and see it in their expression. Alas. This is over TEXT. And clearly I. Have been nothing but oh so the upmost convincing in my endeavors that. Scrolls back up. Scrolls back down quickly. Blankley stares at my keyboard. I want to slam a plank of wood sideways horizontal-motion across the back of his head.

[dollsuguru]

Baby come home the kids (me and sugu) miss you

OMFGGGGGGGGGG BEA & SUGURU YOU GUYS LOVE ME SOOOOOO BADDDDDDD 🤭🤭🤭 i missed you so much too like you actually have no idea i was having bea withdrawals it was BAD . but you know that i will always love you okay like FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!!!!! smooching you and also fighting you in a denny’s parking lot bc you’re the evilest bitch i have ever met how DARE you send me an emotional suguru edit in the dms… you WILL be dealt with. TRUST me on THAT. my lawyer (higuruma 😋😋😋) will be in contact with you soon.

[comradekarin]

Never shutting up about the flash and gl dynamic I’m seeing (and will continue to see as I watch) in jl/jlu. It’s the annoying gen z younger brother/perpetually tired and serious older brother dynamic y’all. It’s gl thinking wally is annoying and unserious and immature but he’s also regularly amused and indulging in wally and all of his wallyism. It’s gl wanting to dump wally somewhere in a desert but would also be sad if he left for like more than 48 hours. It’s gl wanting to bash his skull in by the sheer brilliance and stupidity wally exemplifies almost simultaneously (john watching wally deconstruct and reassemble alien technology for funsies !! vs watching wally eat twenty hot dogs in thirty seconds bc hawkgirl said he couldn’t). It’s gl being embarrassed by flash but also finding him super funny ,, but it’s even funnier to pretend he doesn’t because then you get your cringe best friend/little brother that’s either on child genius or dumber than a brick wall defending you from getting a death penalty sentence at a public intergalactic space trial where you are being accused of abusing authority and executing a mass genocide. And then y’all go to a baseball game that same day.

[spoopyandtired]

Some Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney sketches for the gays and the girlies <3

[pharawee]

—Are you a lawyer? I'm looking for a lawyer to be my legal advisor. —Wait a minute. I'm Charn Sangsathienpong and I'm Thaenthai's laywer.

[ilovemylawyer]

i love the EVIL part of EVILIVE btw. i find fucked up, unnameable unobtainable obsessive life-ending love extremely romantic and delicious. it’s the way things are in the evilive world! things are messy! and bad! and i love it! i (at least currently!!!) do not plan on writing anything pure fluff happiness because that is not something that i wish to extract from this show.. it isn’t there! i have no interest in erasing these harsh realities of evilive in my fics. happy lalala is not fun for me to write, and i won’t do it without a heavy underlying feeling of uneasiness and uncertainty and dread and despair and inevitable death. i like pain :/ and half of this couple is one of the most greedy selfish motherfuckers i have ever come to know and he’s oh so beautiful. so i am sorry if you finished evilive and wanted some kind of fix-it happy gays but i am NOTTTTTTTT the guy for that.

[wxtch-of-goldensunshxne]

He was nervous about entering the gym. These were usually places for trainers, not lowly assistants like him! But the professor had a package for a friend, and it was his job to deliver them. Entering the ghost type gym, he walked up to the first person he saw; a young woman around his age.

"Uhm... Excuse me!"

Aurora turned from her Mimikyu, tilting her head at the approaching young man. "Welcome to the Howl Gym, trainer! Are you seeking a gym battle against my mom?" She tossed a pokeball in her hand, watching him with curious eyes.

[im-still-watching-anime]

IT’S MINEEEEE

[sunb0ts]

LISTENING TO THE CLUB PENGUIN PIZZA PARLOR MUSIC WHILE EXPLODING WITH AA4 HEADCANON BIRTHDAY NONSENSE INTO A WORD DOC TYPEA NIGHT 🔥️‍🔥️‍🔥️‍🔥️‍🔥️

[moodyseal]

Apollo TOA as a lawyer to me is likw, Saul Goodman in legal practice and shamelessness but Phoenix Wright in morality. Apollo Celebrity Lawyer Arc when!

I had to look up Saul Goodman because admittedly I'm not familiar with the man but I get it. So true and real. He'd crush it in court while honestly trying to get to the bottom of each case, even at the cost of losing (he's the god of truth after all!!) but he'd def be annoying about it. And also too direct and a bit of an ass, unless the case involves children

Though maybe that'd be more appropriate for the image he held up before his trials...? Afterwards he'd be pretty much the same with the exception that he's less bold and more... mindful, somehow

[giggly-squiggily]

He’s just a little guy 🥰🥰🥰

[mariatesstruther]

okay hear me out modern au where Tommy and Maria first meet in a club in their 20s and they bump into each other while dancing and just start dancing together and they just hit it off but in the end they both forget to give each other their numbers so both of them go back to the same club the next week to hopefully meet each other again (also Tess and Maria definitely go clubbing together because I love them as best friends)

cowboy!!!! yes yes YES i LOVE this. and u could extend this meet-cute into like a whole thing where tommy and maria keep trying to meet at the club and exchange information, but something gets in the way everytime!!!! kid emergency!!! bar fight!!! cocaine bear on the loose!!! zombie apocalypse—who knows????

im thinking the first time, tess drags maria to a bar she likes because she’s been trying to get the attention of this hot dilfy guy at the bar, but he’s always tailing along with his friend. by tess’s design, maria and tommy meet and and hit it off and dance (to maria maria by santana) the night away. they fall in love and decide they want to go home together, so maria goes to the bathroom—but joel randomly comes up and is like “tommy, hey sorry selena’s mom called, sarah had a nightmare and she wants us both to pick her up, we gotta go” and in true miller dad-uncle panic they BOLT. by the time maria comes back, tess is like “idk dude, mine got a call so they had to go. seemed like an emergency. bummer” and they assume thats that

on the flip side: everythings okay with sarah, but after tommy and joel tuck her in tommy’s suddenly just like “fuck—fuck!!!!!” and joels like “what? what???” and he’s like “i didn’t get her number :(:(:(:( fuck” and so joel’s like “it’s okay, i see her friend there all the time” and so tommy’s like “omg :D do you have her friends number?” “well… no” “joel… what the fuck man.” so they make a plan to go back next week with the hopes of at least seeing tess and getting maria’s number from there—tommy also wants to get tess’s number for joel, but he doesn’t need to know that

little do THEY know, tess and maria are already plotting for next weekend. they show up to that bar looking fine as FUCK—they quite literally turn heads walking through the door. of course the miller brothers are there, sitting in a booth all the way in the back and waiting, making eyes. tess and maria are not shy, so they start making their way over. unfortunately, some drunk asshole decides to try to get handsy with tess on her way there—which results in her punching him in the face, which results in him trying to punch her in the face. she dodges, of course, but it starts a full-on bar brawl that the miller boys jump into without hesitation (joel manages to tackle and land a few good ones on og drunk asshole too so. slay.). none of them get arrested or anything, but they definitely don’t get eachother numbers on account of joel and tommy having to duck the cops

so i guess they gotta keep trying ;)