#I ain’t built for that
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Omg I didn’t realize megacon was in two weeks and Cameron Monaghan is gonna be there Aaaa. Now I gotta crank thru a Trilla cosplay brb
#which means the fic is on hold. sorry bbs#but aaaa#Hayden and Ewan are also gonna be there but their photo op is $439?!?#I ain’t built for that#Star Wars
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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano
#Happens every time I’m telling ya#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#a tale of two stans#Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if bill’s always been there#Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can#Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird#Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built#And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!”#“I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine#We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been”#Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse#for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me#I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events#shitpost
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Ayo, why do so many people think Gojo was lanky before his unboxing? He was stuck in a pocket dimension for nineteen days. Nineteen days is a lot of time but simultaneously isn’t when it comes to building muscle specifically. Also, the point of the cube was to trap him so he couldn’t move. He wasn’t deadlifting in the cube; he literally couldn’t do anything. At one point in time, Gege said time doesn’t even flow the same in the cube, and it’s more like there is no flow of time. Nineteen days for Yuji could have felt like a few seconds for Gojo. Gege could have changed their stance on that, idk, I haven’t read the chapter
My point is, Gojo hasn’t been lanky since high school, most likely. After Toji rocked his shit and nearly killed him, I imagine that would traumatize him at least a little lmao He improved his Infinity and gained, like, mast control over it and probably bulked up. This man is 28 and fights the strongest curses regularly. Aint no way he never gained muscle in the 11 years since his fight with Toji as a second year. I mean…even Yuji is shredded. The jacket Gojo wears is baggy. The black long sleeve shirt he wore? Kinda baggy. The blue button up? Pretty loose. Every time we see him in casual clothes, he’s wearing something loose or a jacket so we can’t see his frame very well. Plus, Gege drew this sketch two years ago so
Yeah, not lanky by any means
#I just don’t like people not being consistent with canon lol#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#JJK#jujutsu kaisen 221#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#don’t try and say my man ain’t beefy af#mf built like a truck
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Yeah two years of sharing a body and hearing stuff might make ya a liiiiittle crazy…
masterpost
prev (ch2finale) / next (ch3 pilot)
#art#my art#fanart#deltarune#reconnecting#Reconnecting comic#Reconnecting vivi#Vivi#gmb_l#C-#reconnecting C-#Recconecting gmb_l#Poor Vivi :(#After this she built her shop and waited for the chance that the gang would arrive#Your probably wondering “oh purple#Vivi started as you deltarune sona didn’t she?”#Yes yes she did.#You can conspire how ViVi’s predicament may relate to mine however you like but I ain’t tellin ya#dr#Oooooh the doctor forgot to wipe their memories ooooooooo#I’m sure that’s not gonna come back to bite him#And I’m totally sure that jsut dumping 6 souls into one body wouldn’t create an awfully powerful boss monster#Who could have seeeeeennnn thatttt#He’s very smart#And also very dumb#Again interludes just one part so next is ch3#Prunpplee says “pain and suffering”#In a sing song voice#Ya still wanna marry Vivi???#It’s a package deal
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looks at images of Mondstadt and tears well up in my eyes
#genshin impact#venti genshin impact#gi venti#barbatos#venti#mondstadt#genshin#feelin’ awfully homesick for a place that doesn’t exist :))) fun times. i’m having fun we have fun here#been spending too much time in other fictional worlds and writing for other characters methinks#i miss Venti and Mondstadt :( picking HiH back up ain’t enough i need. i think i need to write a comfort fic#gotta get all this Yearning outta my system before i can return to my DCA stuff#Seven’s Genshin Commentary#Venti is my Everything and it’s been way too long since he’s had the spotlight in my writing. and in my brain in general#totally didn’t cry abt it until i gave myself a headache last night ahahahahaaa what r u talkin abt#i’m normal about him :) don’t look at the post- hey- look at me- i’m normal. about him#anyways goodbye for now i’m crawling back into my writing cave be back soon with something to show for it#hey Siri play The House That Built Me by Miranda Lambert for me please
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y’all: my queue is at 100+ posts—
me, who was editing every update of kmik three hours before posting them the same day:
#y’all are SO FUCKIN SMART…#i have never built a queue my BIGGEST QUEUE was for loved by the sun and it was FIVE POSTS…#its why i ain’t postin shit on blue/raj gp until i actually have content dhdhhd
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F-14 FUN FACT OF THE DAY #16
The F-16 Fighting Falcon and F/A-18 Hornet came in both single-seat and two-seat variants, primarily utilized as trainer aircraft. Unlike the two-seat variants of those aircraft, the F-14 Tomcat never had flight controls in the backseat, meaning the back seater could not take over flying the jet in cases of emergency. There were no F-14 Tomcat trainers.
Instead, they'd do a "flip flop hop." They'd have the new pilot sit in the back after someone "fluffed" the aircraft, aka ran through the start up procedures with another pilot as the new pilot was not trained to be a RIO. Then they would watch their instructor go through certain maneuvers, then they would switch and the trainee would perform the same maneuvers.
#FFFOTD#F-14 FUN FACT OF THE DAY#the more you know#I mean I knew this#f-14 tomcat#I knew because I looked it up a while ago#anytime baby!#I hate mornings#and I refuse to relinquish my nights to get proper sleep#even tho I won’t be waking up any later than 5 am forever#I’m a night owl y’all I ain’t built for this#SOURCE: Commom knowledge kinda? flip flop hop is from the F-14 Tomcast podcast#F-14 Tomcast#f 16 fighting falcon#F-16#f/a 18 hornet#f/a-18#aviation#fighter jets r cool#jets go brrrrrrrrt
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Spark Conway on Possession
cw: possession, property damage
Spark sits in a church. In a pew, hands clasped, with his head down. He does not pray, but reminisces.
He not only knows, but intimately understands the paths he’s taken to be where he is today; in a dream that feels far too real than any have in the past decade. The weight of the axe in his hand, heavy and with its dulled blade every hit to the rotted wood takes more and more strength out of him. The cold breeze coming in from the broken stained glass that he doesn’t bother to avoid as he aims for a support beam.
Sparks sits in a church, and watches himself tear it to pieces.
In the pew directly across the aisle from his, sits a woman unfamiliar to him. He sits up and turns to look at her. Her posture screams of boredom, from the way her arm hangs on the back of the bench to her boot hitting the floor almost in rhythm to the carnage before them both. Her head hangs low, with her hair obscuring her facial features, one could almost assume she was asleep.
The coat she wears is familiar only because he’s seen it before, on her brother.
He’d call out to her if he’d just remembered what her name was. It’s a choking sensation, a word that sits heavy on his tongue that he knows won’t sound right if he makes the attempt to say it. He knows that he knew it, if only he’d just…
Everything’s gone quiet, from the tapping to the axe on wood, or glass, or stone. There is an immense heat which he cannot find the source for. He can’t seem to find himself either. All that’s left behind is a partially caved in roof and every decorative item denoting what this church was for in absolute ruin.
Spark turns to look back towards the woman, perhaps her tune has changed, but he can’t. His vision of her is mostly concealed by his own form; axe held above his head, eyes closed, and his wings limp. What he can see of her is her hand now grasping the pew in-front of her own and her boots turned towards him and his fate.
The axe swings down, and
Spark wakes up in snow.
A church burns before him.
#mianite#lican writes#I don’t think I’m going to finish this so y’all can have what I got <3#it ain’t much but#(the church btw is the one Tucker built for the sparksize wedding)
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#screaming crying throwing up etc#because i finally solved the problems#prevent my game from working for DAYS#and now the lovely lot i built for renzo’s place#is ?? corrupted ?? i think ???#due to a piece of cc that ain’t even on it anymore …#google search why am i being Tested
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At this rate Jack and I have worked so much non-canon material into Wes and Avery’s plotline that we might have to make another original setting to better utilize all the concepts we have.
#but ain’t that just how it goes#fuck around with an established universe so much that the story you made is better off in an original setting#‘how do I make this idea I had fit the fallout setting…’ make a new setting#built to accommodate that idea#my advice to the youth is to marry the person you make OC nonsense with#Sidenote tho Wes and Avery’s fnv plotline isn’t going anywhere.
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Ya know what I think is really sad? There’s so many artists who have worked on Castlevania that either don’t get credited, have incredibly little information about them, or aren’t appreciated nearly as much by the fandom as others. It’s to the point where while I was looking up information for this post, Google was only giving me Ayami Kojima as the answer for “who painted the Castlevania 1 cover art”. Which is so sad because! like! I love Ayami’s artwork!!! But she is not the only artist for the series! And I love everyone else’s artwork too!!!!!!!! :(
Anyway, the only information I could find about the art of CV1 and CV2 is that Noriyasu Togakushi was the character designer for the games, as well as for CV3. But I’m not sure which artworks he did for these games. Some sources claim that he did the cover art for the first two games, others (updated just as recently) claim that the cover artists for both games is completely unknown. And I’m not sure if he did the cute little manual doodles and concept sketches either, but I’d say those are probably more likely his since cover arts were commonly outsourced at the time and concept sketches like that seem more in line with the work of a character designer, but I could be wrong. Sadly, many websites have a habit of crediting an artist and then not specifying what works are theirs. And judging by how little information there is regarding everyone involved with working on those games, even the main writer/director, it’s also possible that we might not actually know which works are his.
Regardless, I wanna thank this guy for probably having designed Simon Belmont, the man I draw or want to draw almost every day of my life :)
I hope that the images show up correctly cause I’ve been having some weird issues with images lately. When cropping the image, it shows the correct one, but the thumbnails aren’t showing up right at all on my end. I was initially going to make this a larger multi artist appreciation post, but I don’t wanna have all the images switching for no reason with that many images ugh. So uh yeah ok bye—
#castlevania#simon belmont#castlevania games#art post#castlevania artists#cv1#artist appreciation#love the artwork for these two games#and yes I know that CV1’s cover is inspired by The Norseman by Frank Frazetta#I am aware#it’s still good tho#it’s not like it’s directly traced over it it’s just pose reference taken#I’ve compared the two before and Simon is actually built wider#the Ravenloft theft was shameless tho lmaooo#like that is ravenloft#with Dracula’s head slapped on the vampire guy#there’s a reason why the European release got rid of the background#the simon is good tho#don’t look at Dracula#this ain’t about him#XD#the manual doodles are also so cute#everything is so scrunkly#the scrimblos!#they look so silly#I love it#and Simon’s messy hair in the Simon’s Quest doodles#I wanna pat him on the head (platonically)#i am very normal#especially about characters
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before and after. it’s a good day for veronica fans.
#fighting the urge to say what i always say when we get a new/refined weapon#that’s a whole lot of words#too bad i ain’t reading em#but i do actually kind of get the gist of it for once#now i just need to upgrade her skills. at the very least her b skill now that she has built in canto#if i can pull 2 sigurds (x to doubt) momentum is hers#fingers crossed#if not as soon as i pull a second copy of her brave boyfriend she’s getting his kit <3#she already ate his dad might as well feed her alfonse too#veronica fire emblem
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TOLD YOU THEY GAVE HIM A HUGE COCK ON PURPOSE
also he’s probably partially or fully blind in his left eye im sobbing rn
#also he’s so fucked up oh my lord#lowkey probably accurate to how a knight would look too#so many scars i want to kiss them#and also help him with them open wounds like girl please#also canon knight has a hairy chest we need to rejoice#he’s so well built i’m in love#‘i hate knight’ okay but he’s hot idgaf if he 3 gen no more#wish i could model so i could slap the hair back on his ass again#but oddly enough i think he still looks good without..#i like gross men (exclusively fictional)#what i tell you#slutty ass waist#also that hair down there i see that#it’s okay i ain’t afraid of the jungle
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Girl help.
#this is in Celsius btw#thoughts and prayers to all my east coast girlies#I ain’t built for this#personal#text post
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i think sunburns are natures way of punishing white people for the crimes of our ancestors
for example nature is telling me that my ancestors should have never colonized America and that I should fuck off back to wales
#the caption is lowkey joking but i stand by the sentiment#i used sunscreen btw#I ain’t built for this shit#personal#my art#digital art#procreate#illustration
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absence makes the heart grow fonder i love raiden i miss him my flop boyqueen. girls shaped like mewtwo ass
#mgslb#raiden save me. raiden#will never forgive how crazy fucked up they made his cyborg body after 2 but at least they gave him built in high heels and smokey eyeshado#i’m excited to get mgs4 after i finish snake eater i know it’s so much cutscenes but i need raiden back in my life#old snake can fuck off this ain’t about him i miss my legends otacon and raiden and introducing sunny
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