#I WASNT PREPARED!!
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WHY DOES BACK TO THE FTURE HAVE SO MUCH INCEST
#i understand why rick and morty is Like That now#i thought this movie would be much different i dd not hear about the guy’s mom wanting to fuck him plot point thattakes up 50% of the movie#I WASNT PREPARED!!#my rambles#the other 50% is just some giy’s power fantasy
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group huddle!
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
#me sliding in with my poly141 agenda once more...#pricegaz my beloved you two have so much baggage attached to your dynamic <3#gaz is upset about learning how price lost his wing in this way which is why he leaves#its something that he as a harpy is really touchy about so he's delayed asking about it for a long time#and he wasnt prepared to learn about it today#also in this au pricesoap is probably the least established of the pairs but i can still drop crumbs from time to time#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#monster 141 au#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#giragi art
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"If you can't accept things you don't understand, then you'll spend your life questioning everything. Then you'll have to live out your life in your own head."
tori, michael, becky, lucas, and charlie in their regular colors just because 🫡
#the osemanverse got me at last#been rereading this book whilst at work and whew#i wasnt prepared for just how much it would resonate with me#tori spring you will always be famous!!!#digital art#my art#fanart#rhys's pieces (fanart)#solitaire#solitaire novel#tori spring#michael holden#alice oseman#osemanverse
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IM SORRY BUT OZZIE'S SCREENSAVER AND HIS TEXTS WITH FIZZ
#THEYRE SO CUTE!#I WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS#JEIEJEJRTHTNGEJ#fizzmodeus#helluva boss#helluva boss season 2#helluva boss spoilers
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i've missed them all terribly so
#the newsletter wasnt kidding#im so happy#i hope that one tiktoker who is obsessed with pok got their fill#i was entirely not prepared for the character art wowee#we've had a lot of mom stuff#sklonda#of course the thistlesprings and gilear as well#but it was nice to get a bit of the dads we dont see a lot because#theyre fucking dead#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#riz gukgak#fabian seacaster#pok gukgak#bill seacaster
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1 day since Will Wood returned from hiatus!
#still no clue what im doing here anymore.#i actually wasnt prepared for him to come back to be honest with you.#im just gonna start counting the days hes been back now even if thats confusing to my brain.#anyways CELEBRATION TIME WOOOO(?)#i have no clue... :')#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms
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"if i can make myself thinner or fatter i can give myself birthing hips to woo this creature" what in the actual fuck is happening in this dnd campaign anymore man
#this is my second listen through and i still wasnt prepared for this shit#ramblings#fuck it#jrwi riptide
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What if, instead of the Sorcerers' Society being just a small organization with a headquarters, it was instead a hidden city or capital where not only could sorcerers go to for assistance and to get their licenses, but could safely live and learn without having to put so much effort into hiding their magic from general human public? (Something similar to Witch Hat Atelier perhaps)
A hidden away capital with houses and apartments and magical shops selling everything a sorcerer would ever need. Where they can safely converse on the street and network and apprentices can talk to each other and swap tales of their lessons and masters.
Out in the expanse of the human world, it's hard to come by each other so having a place to live like that would be great.
But also it would make Solomon getting chased out by a dragon so much funnier (or sadder) since he and the mystery apprentice would have been the ones to found the Sorcerers' Society in the first place.
He would probably own his own house there and come back there whenever there was a meeting he had to attend or some urgent matter to discuss. Solomon wouldn't stay there longer than he usually had to and his property is usually empty.
But when sorcerers usually take in an apprentice, that apprentice lives with their master in order to make the most of learning opportunities and a lot of them tend to move back to the Sorcerers' Society for convenience.
If Solomon was able to convince MC to live with him for "educational purposes" completely separate from the brothers and Devildom, who's to say he wouldn't give living amongst his peers an honest try once more?
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me!#obey me mc#obey me solomon#i have a really great fic idea for this so hopefully i can write it out#worldbuilding my beloved#i really want to lean into solomon being so proud of the MC for their progress#and he would absolutely take any chance he can get to show off his apprentice or brag#he's insufferable and i love him#it'd be even funnier if solomon wasnt liked or trusted too much so when everyone hears hes moving back with the new apprentice#they all prepare for the worst with MC but then they meet the MC and are like ??? wtf they're a darling?? why are THEY his apprentice???#shady sorcerer and lovely apprentice duo they never saw coming
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we don’t acknowledge enough how dee used to be a pageant winner when she was a kid and how much damage it did to her. she worked her ass off and got recognition for being pretty and talented at a young age and it was the only source of self esteem she could garner in a family that constantly berated and talked down to her. she sought after that external approval because it was the only way she could prove everyone around her wrong. her dream of being a performer didn’t come from a self-aggrandizing delusion— she genuinely showed a lot of potential when she was younger. but she went through an unflattering puberty and her spinal condition got worse and that natural talent she had as a kid plateaued way too early. the “former gifted kid” dilemma. she slowly lost the thing that promised her that she was good, but she was so desperate to keep holding onto it that she tried anyway. again and again and again no matter how much people made fun of her because it was always about proving them wrong. but after a while she couldn’t jump anymore without anticipating the way it feels when she hits the ground face first. self-sabotage became her way out, choosing to rather live in the fantasy of her own unrealized potential and blaming those around her for her lack of success, than having tried and crashed again. she’d rather buy lottery tickets over and over and never scratch off the numbers than to see that she lost. that self-sabotaging behavior bled into other aspects of her life too, from friendships to relationships to therapy. her own short lived success is what made her grow into embodying the cycle of failure.
#iasip#dee reynolds#oh deandra#someone tell her she’s good#this may very well be a diary entry vaguely disguised as character analysis but lets move past that#also doesn’t not help at all that im going through my own dennis and dee go on welfare unemployment plotline irl#BUT LETS MOVE PAST THAT#she’s such a fascinating character i really hope they explore her more in s17 bc she’s been like. a side character for the past few seasons#another thing i regret not telling charlie when i had the chance ugh#i wanted to be lighthearted and complain about the promo pics being ugly but when i opened with ‘#‘can i air out some grievances’ he was so open to it and actually seemed kind of disappointed that i WASNT talking about the writing#and it was like. in no universe could i have possibly been prepared to have an in depth convo ab the show with him at that loud ass bar#or like. expected him to be open to WRITING CRITICISM of all things#there’s so much i could have aired out. So much. but alas#what was i talking about#oh dee#anyways yes dee my sweet dee i love her my stupid tragic middle aged girlfailure my wifr#wife#i love you
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Ppl warned me that growing up was hard but they never told me about being so busy that you can only fit 5 minute fanfic reading breaks into an adult schedule
#i wasnt prepared#i miss the days where i could lay down on weekends and read fanfic all day#fanfic#ao3#destiel#supernatural#spn
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LMK S5 SPOILERS below the cut
OH FUCKING SENT ME IN A CONCRETE BOX DOWN A RIVER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. I CANNOT-
#this damn show and making me cry these tears#SEEING WUKONG CRY WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD AT ALL. I WASNT EVEN PREPARED#lmk wukong#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#lmk season 5#lmk s5#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk sunburst duo#sunburst duo
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if i see anyone try to joke about this or brag that "now the dems will learn!" or some shit, you're getting blocked. this isn't about some political pissing contest. this is going to have severe consequences for the most vulnerable people across the US and across the world and i guess we fucking deserve it.
#i know i said i was going to sleep but genuinely fuck me#i guess i dont have to wake up to this news at least#i just. hes projected to win the popular vote.#i was prepared for a close race and for trump to win. i wasnt prepared for it to be so immediate#we lost the senate too#we might lose the house#this is the worst timeline#i dont even know what to fucking do right now other than cry#us politics#us elections
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To celebrate Hotguy comic zine Ive decided to actually draw some Cuteguy
#art#hermitcraft grian#hermitcraft smp#hermitcraft#hc s9#cuteguy#mcyt#grian#genuinely have too many ideas for what to do with this guy#I wasnt prepared for how deep this concept could grip me#my art
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from @/elfbotanist on twitter who is posting from trick's bluesky; they elaborated a bit on exactly what the intention of the solavellan ending is
#honestly#this is a lot more sad than i originally interpreted it#i was like oh they can leave if he confronts his regrets like rook did#but it doesnt seem like that is the case?#maybe it is a possibility but he has to stay there to study the blight that is also trapped there?#honestly i love this ending the more i sit with it#but the more i sit with it also the more it hurts#i was expecting him to die and i was really prepared for that#but this is tragic in a way i wasnt expecting and its got me so fucked up#its beautifully poetic#the trickster god who freed slaves and trapped tyrants allowing himself to be trapped#to make up for everything he has done#for him to return to the fade after being forced into the physical world#for him to follow mythal into the physical only for his mortal lover to follow him back into the fade so he wouldn't have to be alone#lavellan giving up her life for this makes me sob#i love her i love this its so fucking bittersweet i could die#and with what tay said about a dalish keeper's role being to guard everyone from the dreadwolf#thats exactly what shes doing but because she loves him she is helping hold him accountable#i genuinely cannot stop sobbing this is so insane#i cant believe they managed to absolutely bamboozle me like this because i did not expect something so tragic#well played trick weekes.....#solavellan#solas#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#da:v spoilers#dav spoilers
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This isn’t an ask but…
Anakin searching through the SW equivalent of Naboo fashion magazines so he can do Leia’s hair to represent her mom’s culture.
just gimme a second i'm. i'm. no you're crying i'm not crying for sure. for sure for sure. ough me heart
#hello 999 i am deceased i got an ask too perfect#THE ONLY PERSON SUPPOSED TO DELIVER EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ON STEALINGPOTATOES.TUMBLR.COM IS ME I WASNT PREPARED#AMAZING 100/10 CANON INCREDIBLE PINNING THIS ON SOMEONE'S FRIDGE#skywalkers apart au#thanks for the ask!#lego yoda death sound ;-;
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I remeber when I first got into Helluva Boss (I didn't watch the pilot first and went in completely blind), I said Stolas and Blitzø were fucking as a JOKE, because I say that a lot about characters of the same gender who breath the same air. And then Stolas just kinds kept talking and I was like, "Wait, are they actually...?" And then he said "PASSIONETTE fornication," and out loud I screamed, "Holy shit they're actually fucking."
#i had to pause and do shockdd laughter at the fact that this was the first time I was right#i was so used to judt saying it as a joke and i wasnt prepared to actually be right#stolas#stolas goetia#helluva boss stolas#stolas helluva boss#blitz#blitzo#blitzø#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss blitzo#helluva boss blitzø#blitzo helluva boss#blitz helluva boss#blitzø helluva boss#stolitz#helluva boss
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