#I WAS RIGHT THEY DIDNT WANT HIM IM GONNA FUCKING KMS

[gu3ntzel]

brandon:((((

[soobibabe]

tubatu world domination

6 members - 6 active

soobin: do you guys ever think about beomgyu: no

soobin: damn can i FINISH my STATEMENT

you: to be fair you were typing like a snail i saw it with my own eyes

kai: i think what you were thinking soobin

soobin: thanks kai

yeonjun: wym 'saw it with my own eyes' ??? YOURE WITH HIM@:@::#*# PKSIMABOUT TOTHROW UP

you: i told you guys i was gonna go to the mall today ?

beomgyu: guys man or bear hehehhhhehehhhheeh>.<<<<<

taehyun: y/n reply to my dm pls.

yeonjun: WHENE DID YIU TELL US YOU WERE GOING TO THE MALLLLWHY DOES SOOBIN GET TO GO EITH YOU

soobin: because im just cunty like that. lolz

you: @gyu ummm probably bear

beomgyu: HEHHEEHHEH you want me so bad

kai: what kind of bear

taehyun: y/n?

you: guys isnt that so weird!!! a blank chat keeps popping up!!!???

soobin: your phones probably broken

brokxn like me... 🥀

yeonjun: i could take a bear

beomgyu: no thx peace and love but FOK no

kai: why isnt anyone questioning this odd taehyun behavior

you: who behavior?? never heard of it sry

yeonjun: taehyun like taehyun your bandmate... early dementia signs i fear now ditch soobin lets go get you checked up ^.^ beomgyu: shes upset because tyun said he was too busy to go out with her today

soobin:

taehyun: i really was busy. pdnim called me in for a meeting about the next Academy Reincarnation season.

you: k

soobin: me personally if i got hit with a k by txts silliest member i would kms lowk

beomgyu: NAWWWW ME TOOO

yeonjun: i'd get hard idk

kai: can we put him on a speaking ban again

yeonjun: PLSEASEESESESE NOOOOOO I'KK STOP PLS LAST TIME WAS HORRRRIBLE

beomgyu: why hasnt soobin gotten one yet hes always talking anf talking anf talking and talking AND HES A NERD LIKE DAMN!!!!!!!!!! PICK A STUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!

soobin: yk youre so nice to me when were alone...

yeonjun: 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

kai: 👀

taehyun: y/n reply to me me and i'll buy you whatever you want from prada

you: im their ambassador you twat

taehyun: right, yes sorry i forgot how about i bring you flowers and [your favourite food] to the dorm later?

you: deal

kai: HEY WTF ITS THST EASY? the last time you were mad at me you didnt talk to me for a whole SIX HOURS EVEN AFTER I APOLOGISED ON MY KNEES

beomgyu: guys if you weren't already an idol under bighit which bts member would you date

you: all 7

taehyun: jungkook

soobin: jin no wait hobi lowkey he's a cutie

beomgyu: you have to choose ONE y/n

yeonjun: jimin or tae kook is cool but i probably wouldn't be able to handle his fans

you: no ur so right actually i could not handle dating another idol LMFAOO

soobin: ???? wdym i spoke with ur mum already she gave me her blessings we can date :3 even as idols heheheheh you: she did not

soobin: did tooooooo

you: nuh uh when did you even meet her

taehyun: he's lying i was there

yeonjun: hahaha liar liar pants on fire

you: when the hell did you guys meet my mom

kai: well SOMEONE left us on a cliffhanger last week and didn't tell us who she was dating so we did the next best thing...

you: SAYYYT YOURE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW OMG IS THAT WHY MY MOTHER HAS BEEN SPAMMING MY PHONE ABOUT "COMING HOME FOR KIMCHI" ? CAUSE SHE KNOWS I DONT EVEN FW KIMCHI LIKE THAT

yeonjun:yea!!!!!!! tell them queen!!!!!!! why did you guys not invite me. fake fucks.

you: WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY

soobin: something about how she thought you were a lesbian so she doesn't even know what we're talking about

you: well shes not half wrong

taehyun: anywho she did NOT give ANY blessings to anyone however she did say that you were getting older and needed to get more serious about future planning cause all you put your effort into is work

soobin: that was basically her speaking in maternal code for "hey you can marry my daughter once contracts are terminated" trust me id know

kai: maternal code?

soobin: yep im an expert

beomgyu: what the fuck does that even mean

soobin:

taehyun: sometimes i wonder about the state of your mental wellbeing soobin: you just need to match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 you wouldn't get it. yeonjun: taehyun gets our freak soobin 💯 he's the one who suggested recording the killa with our shirts off.. fucking freak

you: i suggested that actually :3 but tyun suggested the lights off for tinnitus

yeonjun: Y/N MY PRETTY PRINCESS QUEEN DARLING DEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR THAT WAS THE BESSSSSST SUGGESTION EVER THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT IM SORRY

beomgyu: you make me sick beomgyu left tubatu world domination kai: never a moment of peace in this household…

A/N: this has been marinating in my drafts and i HATE it but i need to get rid of it 🤔🤔🙏🏼💯🔥 pls accept this scrap cause i may be a little burnt out 😭😭🤣🤣😜👊

[epepepepepepe]

FLASHING LIGHTS AND BRIGHT COLOURS WARNING

my android footage masterpiece (translation and very extensive yapping under the cut)

Very important translations:

Ja sa zabijem-im going to kms

dopiče/cikokos-fuck/shit/generic curseword

Tam je-there he is

Ahoj-hello

Ma jeblo do barikady- i got knocked into the fucking barricade

A príde tu- hes gonna come here

Poď sem- come here

cant sleep so im going to yap about my experience seeing bilmuri and sleep token live. This was the first concert i actually wanted to go to and my first time going alone (dont tell my mom). I still remember sitting in my room and getting the presale email, the stress of buying my ticket and the fucking elation when i managed to get one. Theyre my favourite band currently so safe to say i was screaming crying throwing up. As the date was getting closer and closer i started to lose my shit aka telling literally everyone i know, overthinking about every aspect of that day and torturing my roomate with lore (which she accepted with grace).

The day of i could not keep still. Like literally I decided to walk to the popup store (which took me like 30 minutes) because i had to do something with my body. Honestly i was not expecting to get the tour shirt but i stood in line for an hour and a half and even met a lovely girl to go to the concert with! Its so nice to have a physical reminder of my experience, especially since the prague design is so beautiful. Then i went home for a bit (emphasis on bit, i just inhaled my lunch and forced myself to sit for 15 minutes) but could not chill tf out so i decided to go to the venue.

One thing about sleep token fans, they are awesome people. It was amazing to see how excited everyone was for the concert: the beautiful makeup and outfits, they were exhanging gifts, everyone was smiling, just good vibes all around. Soon i was blessed by a projekt euclid sticker (you guys are awesome btw thank you) from a volunteer who was dressed like a member of the band, old mask and all. They were cool but spooked me at first because they just sort of teleported into my peripheral vision. We talked a bit about how fabric markers are a bitch to use lol

When the doors opened everyone cheered and people started running through the venue (security did NOT like it), which was a longer walk than i expected (we had to like go underground and stuff it was crazy). The thing i was most worried about was that i was not going to be able to see (im 160 cm in platforms) but i managed to secure a spot right in front of the catwalk. Like second row. And this sense of realisation set in that i was actually there, seeing my favourite band and not only was i going to be able to see, sleep token are gonna be RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

The venue was so nice, i think it was one of the smallest ones on the uk/eu tour so it still had the atmosphere of a medium-ish? size concert. The worst thing about that whole day was the waiting because time goes by sooo slow when youre thinking about it and checking your phone constantly. Holy fuck i didnt even get to the actual concert yet

Bilmuri: i did not know anything about the band prior but listened to some of their songs in preparation for the show and i have to say, theyre very cool. Polar opposite vibe to st but sooo fun to watch. And the songs are all bangers (my fave is the one about cranking your mf hog). The singer interacted with us a lot, he pointed to someone in the audience like every 5 seconds, the saxophonist was INCREDIBLE holy shit. There were a couple fun moments, like when someone threw him a shirt with an eagle and the us flag on it and he wore for one song and then had to throw it back because it was too tight lol, then they complimented the crowd (they said that we were louder than the germans fuck yeah) and during the last song i think he pointed at me cause i actually knew the words for once. All around they were very fun, im proud to be an honorary american yeehaw. Theyre gonna be back in prague next year and i def want to see them again!

Sleep token: by the time we were waiting for st i could feel the stress and excitement from everyone around me. I really have to give props to the crowd cause we cheered at every little thing lol. Like even when they took dow bilmuris banner and you could see the giant st logo. I was a bit worried about the fog because with the house lights on it was so thick you could barely see the back of the stage, but it was fine in the end. Now, before i went to the show i told myself i was going to have fun but be normal about it. Well as soon as the lights went down that went out the window. I kinda scared myself with how intensely i was screaming lol.

I mean what is theyre to say. Incredible. Everything from the performance ( vessels vocals, iis a drumming god, iiis whole vibe, ivs screams, the FUCKING ESPERA MY GOD they sing like angels) to the lights and lasers (sometimes i would just look at the lights and get lost in the moment, especially furing atlantic, the summoning and tmbte) the crowd (at least from my pov everyone was having so much fun and my god we were loud, also at points there were like 3-4 different moshpits, people were hanging onto vessels every word, i mean we were cheering and clapping at every little thing)……im just very grateful for this experince. Legit top 3 moments of my life so far

During (i think) the offering vessel came sauntering down the catwalk and maybe this is gonna sound weird, but i realised that they were real?? Because they are anonymous i just kinda saw them as the funny guys and girls in my phone up to that point. So im like holy shit hes in front of me hi (i think i actually said hi out loud) and THEN before the breakdown iii and iv came down the catwalk together and i lost my shit again. And again. And again. Thank god they dont speak my native language

Other notable moments: iii grabbed ivs face like they were going to kiss, i got startled by the elevator during chokehold, vessel had a um...moment with iv during his solo, vessel bowed like 50 times at the end and did a surprisingly correctly shaped heart, someone yelled COME ON VESSEL in czech at the start of ascencionsim, project euclid was a success at least from my pov (im never getting rid of that piece of green paper), walkaline on the catwalk, iii and vessels moment before the granite breakdown (bro needed NO help with the pit), the whole of atlantic

Im not gonna write about every single song because this post is already way too long but my god. Just thank you thank you thank you

PS: a week ago i posted an artwork of mine on here and i never got so many notes on a post so thank you so much!!!i will def post more st fanart in the future

[iloveslllycatss]

## "𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐏𝐀𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘"

𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 ! 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘔𝘓 𝘏𝘈𝘉𝘐𝘉𝘛𝘐 𝘕𝘈𝘋𝘖𝘖𝘕 @sttarzxx 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, the paraghraph text and response to it was copy and pasted from me and the dude this happened to me withs chat......... 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵 2 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧, 𝘋𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘐𝘕𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 (𝘫𝘬)

"im gonna do it. im gonna text him."

you were on vc with your best friend. for context, you had a crush. a MASSIVE crush on a boy named robby. you had liked him for 2 years now, the only bad thing? you guys were barely friends. you guys had a class together, and he would always talk to you (hed call u weird when u declared you were spiderman.).. all until you left school for second semester. you hadnt seen robby in about 6 months, but you still liked him (attachment issues go hard). u guys used to text, too. itd mostly be u texting with double chats and him replying in a dry way... but u still liked him AHAHA, so 2 days ago.. you asked your friend for his number...

"hey"

you texted, and he replied right away

"hi"

after that, you guys had texted for 5 minutes, asking things like "hru" or "wyd" until he finally said

"who even are u?"

your eyes widened seeing this, and you were a pussy, so you said

"im f/n (fake name)"

you guys, for another day kept texting back and fourth.. the only thing is, you acted like u didnt have a clue who he was, what he liked, and what he did.

"i do karate, i think its cool to have balance in your life and karate gave me that."

..... you already knew that, but you couldnt help but act like u didnt.

it was like u two havent met eachother. but little did u know, he was observant as fuck.

"you know u remind me of someone, u text the same as her. her name is y/n"

he said, and ur eyes widened. u couldnt believe that he had memorized your texting style. but you were a pussy, so u denied it.

a couple days go by and u guys still text, you overthink everything he says and you were starting to think your friends were getting tired of you ranting ab it to them all the time. there was this one time where u two had been talking, and the convo? it wasnt good. at all.

"k"

he said, and you furrowed ur eyebrows...

"WYM K?? THATS LIKE THE DRIEST MESSAGE EVER"

....

"yeah ik"

...... what? you couldnt believe it. was he bored of u already? were u being too annoying? were u just a bother?

your heart sunk, and u felt ur knees go weak. not weak in a "i just folded" typa way, but in a "im gonna kms" typa way.

your thoughts kept flooding with things like "i just annoyed him" or "he doesnt want to talk to me anymore." and you wanted to cry.

you start to rant ab it to your friends, balling ur eyes out as u do, you were in ur head about it, letting it get to you. your hands trembled as u typed about it to your friends. you had always been insecure about your personality, not wanting ppl to see u as too much or crazy. so u finally replied to him.

"ok"

its been 15 since youve been on delivered (or read, he didnt have read recipts on)

u desperately wanted to talk to him so u sent anotyher message

"hihii"

when he replied, you got so happy u forgot about the fact that you were crying about him the night before. but the thing is, he would leave u on read the whole day, and it stressed u out.

everyone had been telling u to just tell him who u were, and to stop being a pussy. hell, even snap ai wasnt on your side. so u write a paragraph, wanting to send it to him

"hi robby, so ive been feeling kinda bad recently for this and i hope u forgive me and that this doesnt ruin our 'friendship' kinda thing going on, basically i lied ab like a couple things and i feel bad IFDJNEJN so uh im y/n (u guessed right kinda craz) and IK I LIED AB NOT KNOWING B/F/N BUT I FELT LIKE ITD BECOME AWKS and stuff, f/n is my online name since ion give my real name out (and its a nickname my freinds call me), im sorry for acting like i didnt know who u were i was just being a pussy difjejfn but the truth is i asked b/f/n to send me a bunch of (school name) numbers and u was like the only person (other than 2 girls) who texted me back and I DIDNT KNWO IT WASS U AT FIRST but when u told me who u were i didnt know how to keep the 'friendship' going (r we friends??? idek atp) nd ik this is gonna make everything awkward and stuff but uh yeah im really really sorry for lying 2 u and i hope we can still b friends lol (ts up 2 u//im coming back next year too so idk if that helps EKJFNEIJNF)"

SENT !

... you were stressing atp, would he block u? would he be dry? would he ghost u? say "oh ok"? call u weird and tell everyone?

you didnt know how to feel, you wanted to cry. you were in ur head about this whole situation and u couldnt help but overthink. so u turn to your best friends, wanting-- no, needing reassurance. they continue to tell u its okay and that he wont break your heart. but you cant help it, that feeling. that feeling of your heart sinking, the feeling of the lump that forms in your throat, the feeling where you just want to feel better. but you cant. you were paranoid. you were tearing up. but you forced yourself not to cry, u didnt wnat to be a crybaby, but u couldnt help it. the tears had already formed and started to fall, your vision fogging up and your eyelashes wet. you couldnt believe u thought ur lifew could be like a wattpad love story. you were cracking your knuckles and picking at the skin around your cuticles, something u did when u were stressed. you then went to bed, hoping everything would be okay.

the next morning u wake up. the first thing u do is check every other social media and dm before his, you had a feeling he was gonna make u cry (again).

when u finally open the text, your whole expression lights up.

"I mean I suspected it and I am personally fine with the lie you told and yea I can forgive u but as you know I am a dry texter"

you were so happy. u couldnt believe it. you quickly change his contact name back from "oh" to "ROBBYYY! <33" and you smiled so big your jaw started to hurt

maybe there was a chance.

@/ilovesillycats

plz dont copy my work 😞

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP47 SPOILERS!

welp. todays the day. pray for me guys this could easily be the most upsetting episode of dndads for me. im dreading this so bad

- IS THAT FUCKING HERMIE SINGING???

- I CANT DO THIS

- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE INTRO TO BE SAD IM SICK IM SICK IM ALREADY GONNA CRY

- "HATING MY FATHER INSTEAD OF HOLDING YOUR HAND" HEY???? HEY???! IM GONNA KMS

- OAKWORTHY IS CANON. IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.

- FROM WHAT I HEARD I THOUGHT SCAM WAS IN THE INTRO???? BUT THIS. THIS HURTS SO BAD

- i feel sick i havent been able to move on from the intro

- im gonna be so honest i was expecting a "sike" or something at the end so u can imagine my relief when the little clicks started playing

- okay. okay. time to listen to ur fun facts u sick fucks

- WILL ACCIDENTALLY CALLING THE PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AGAIN LMAOOO

- anthony stfu i dont want to hear ur voice (hes literally the dm)

- MASTER OF MANIPULATION LINCOLN LI WILSON

- will. what evil fact do u have for us today.

- NORMAL DOES TAROT READINGS WHAT

- WILL IS GONNA JUST DRAW A CARD RN???

- LOVERS??? THERES NO FUCKING WAY

- WILL ACKNOWLEDGING HERMIE DIED IM GONNA THROW UP

- A BROKEN MARRIAGE???? HOLY SHITTTT

- scary plays the piano omg!!!

- THATS THE DUMBEST REASON EVER

- "im really nervous about what anthonys gonna do this episode" U AND ME BOTH MATT

- MY HEART IS POUNDING. MY HANDS ARE SWEATING. MOMS SPAGHETTI /ref

- it has taken me an hour just to get through the intro + facts.

- "but at what cost?" AT WHAT COST IS RIGHT BETH.

- SO NORMAL WASNT CONSCIOUS FOR IT. UR FUCKING JOKING

- MATT SUGGESTING THEY HIDE THE TRUTH FROM NORMAL. I CAN FEEL TEARS COMING

- ATOPPP ANTHONY HELPP

- BETHS REAGAN JOKE TO THE RESCUE

- NORMAL IS AWAKE AGAIN. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD

- NOOOO OFC THEYRE GETTING INTERRUPTED

- "wheres hermie?" IM DONE

- NORMAL CANT SEE HERMIES BODY OH MY LORDDD

- anthony rushing them away. i cannot. i cannot

- "well fix it" im done

- NORMAL GOES TO PICK THEM UP.

- I CANT DO THIS.

- "this marriage has one less spouse but heavens got one more little angel" MATTHEW ARNOLD CAN U NOT.

- im sitting here in shock through all of this

- "just be happy ur not in hell" shut up anthony too soon

- thank god normal didnt take damage again

- lincoln cool scar era okay

- NORMAL PANICKING LOOKING FOR SPELL COMPONENTS LIKE HE DID W TERRY JR I CANTTTT

- HENRY OAK GARCIA. SAVE ME HENRY

- LARK AND SPARROW GIVING EACH OTHER A LOOK HELP ME. HELP ME

- NORMAL DOING SENSE MOTIVE AGAIN STOP IT

- AND GETTING A 1 AGAIN!!!!!

- theyre back home.

- "VOTE WILLY"?????

- "u guys ready to see him?" NO. NO IM NOT

- ty for protecting dood scary :[

- NORMAL IS HOLDING HERMIES HAND AND TALKING TO THEM. WILL CAMPOS DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE

- ANTHONY STOP RUBBING IN HOW DEAD THEY ARE

- "the only thing keeping u together is the absolute ignorance u have of the fact that maybe the only person who ever showed u any real affection in the last couple years of ur life is dead" anthony burch im hunting u down.

- STOPPPPP NOT THE AD

- THE OLD EARTH WHOOOA

- is the dude w the white beard that "new fan fave npc" will was talking about lol

- HENRY REVEAL. HENRY REVEAL!!!!

- BARRY?????

- I SCREAMED I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

- I DIDNT KNOW IF WE WERE GONNA GET BARRY BACK. NO WAY

- MERCEDES IS DEAD..... STOP IM CRYING AGAIN

- THEM ALL CALLING HERMIE THEIR FRIEND. OOUGH

- UR FUCKING KIDDING. ANTHONY DO NOT TEASE US LIKE THIS

- "MADE OF GOOF MATTER" UR JOKING

- NORMALS SNAPPING OHHHH GOD

- NORMAL. NORMAL ISTG.

- NORMALS TRYINF TO BRING THEM TO SCAM?????

- HOLY FUCK......

- THEYRE IN THE SIMPSONS NOW.

- SCAM LIKELY. MY FUCKING ENEMY.

- WHY DOES HE. WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY CARE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS THERES NO WAY

- "HES MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD" SHOOT ME.

- THEY DONT HAVE A SOUL.

- WTF IS SCAM GONNA DO

- ANTHONY I DONT TRUST U ONE BIT

- anthony burch. i hate u

- okay scam apologizing does feel good

- "I DONT WANT ANOTHER ONE I WANT THIS ONE" AND PUNCHES HIM. OH. MY GOD.

- "u feel like home for some reason" WAILS

- OH MY GOD SCARYS GONNA TELL NORMAL.

- GUYS I CANT DO THIS I REALLY CANT

- THE TREE. WILL CAMPOS PLZ

- HENRY TOLD NORMAL HES PROUD OF HIM. NOBODY TALK TO ME AGAIN EVER

- ty henry for giving normal what he needed im gonna sob my eyes out

- THEYRE GONNA PUT THE SUN BACK.

- THE FUCKING. THE FUCKING SUNRISE

- MATT OLD LADY NPC

- WHAT IS THIS FUCKING IMPROV

- CHAPARRAL.

- DONT FUCKIJF HIT ME UP

- "i liked u too" sighs.

- "GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE" END ME.

- "hermie u definitely were one of us" SOBS

- "i did notice u. thanks for everything" AAUAGAUHH

- LINK SAID NOTHING FOR HERMIE GOOD GOD

- "lark shakes ur hand, sparrow goes in for a hug" ough.

- OH MY GOD HENRYS GONNA SEE CODE PURPLE.

- HOLY SHIT YALL THIS IS BIG

- THEYRE TEACHING HERO AND NORMAL HOW TO SHOOT.

- BABY NORMALLLL

- "help me normal, only u can save me normal" WTF??? WTF????

- WHAT THE FUCK.

- guys i made it through. [confetti falls on me]

[arillusionist]

s&b episode trheeeee s2 reaction

why are the intros so cool this season

i need one of them to punch him right now

stop for a second i thought it was gonna be the bathroom scene

i think that scene is in this episode it better be good 🙏🙏

so does nikolai just. not change his face in this. does he just sail around and hope nobody recognizes him?? im sure someone would recognize him

THE PUNCH 🔥🔥🔥

he better not tell alina that kaz snitched on her

is that that one girl nadia or something i forgot her name 💀

im so smart i was right

zoyaaaa i was wondering where she was

did they change her actor or smth? she looks different but tbh so did nadia maybe their makeup js changed idk

funny scene but i have no idea why they're even there what did kaz ask them to do

jespers face oh this is so when he fell in love with wylan

ok THIS is the bathroom scene it has to be

TELL HER THE DAMN REASON

stop the fact that he immediately turns around when she starts removing her vest because she knows that she had to do that in front of men at the menagerie...

SAY IT

ok he didnt say the i can help you thing but he told her!!!!

"then we destroy him" THE WAY SHE SAID IT ��‍♀️🧎‍♀️

ik this is a cheap version of the bathroom scene but the tension is still Insane soo

"is there anyone to protect you" "was there no one to protect you" 🥺🥺🥺🥺

THEY'RE SO FUCKIN CLOSE AUGH

"the real one" ITS HERRRR

shes his weakness they make me so insane ☹️☹️☹️

THE EYE CONTACTT and i know you looked at his lips inej

i will actually kill nina

help the look she gave them and then the look she gave inej

"its not what you think" STOP LYING TO YOURSELF??

Time to rewatch the whole thing like 5 times 🙏🙏

the way she said "whats yours" im gonna kms

nina and inejs friendship is so sweet

i love how my reaction to one 3 minute (or whatever) scene was longer than my reaction to the other 25 minutes

"i recommend a cane" no words just. yeah

when hes covered in blood >>>

THE INEJ FIGHT SCENE IS IN THIS EPISODE TOO?? AHH

the hair swingggg

AND THE KNIFE FLICK

this is why inej is the best crow shes literally So fucking cool

"i know all the places too" I LOVE WHEN HER VOICE GOES RASPY

PLEASE INEJ JUST ONE CHANCE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

she is literally the most badass character in this show

going from the kanej bathroom scene + kaz fight scene + inej fight scene to a darkling scene is literally the biggest downgrade ever

genya and alina reunion pleasee

show malina is literally SO much better oh my god - im halfway through siege and storm and i literally want to kill mal hes literally so possesive

and he still has the audacity to yell at alina??

"its your choice to make" SO MUCH BETTER

...no way that david guy just ran away? 😐

wylan flirting with jesper >>

kaz has no right looking that good when hes literally beaten up

Oh wylan is gonna hate jesper now

is matthias crazy

no making him fight a whole ass canibal is crazy i think wolves would be better

OHH NINAS THERE

the kerch really are heathens

i cant blame her if she attempts to kidnap kaz or whatever hes being very fucking annoying this season (which is very in character ofc but yeah)

stop why did i actually get scared by his scream 💀💀💀

shes probably gonna marry him i think theyre going a different route from the books

this episode Definitely had the best crow scenes so far

[johnmalevolent]

monthly scheduled insanity (malevolent lb under the cut)

HI JOHN

:(

yeah :(

:(

HI JOHN

HI JOHNNNNNNNNN

:((((((((

then who :(

not the intention but the effect :(

anjg vendor shopee lg live

ywd lah nnt aja CO nya

yeah babe dont give up youre the protag haha..

ARTHUR?

oh wait.

will it be the dark world arc we didnt predict

wait i almost forgot about the title. the deal

what's the deal .

ARTHU

who

the butcher cant have killed daniel that quick

WHOSE?

SCRATCH???

WHAT

D:

NO!!!

not if you help, right scratch

im sorry im kinda distracted over arthur begging. ahem.

NO.........

NO............................

ok now why'd he say enjoy. now i dont feel as alarmed for arthur

oh ok so not arthur

FUCKKKKKKKK WAIT

this eps might not tell us about john's deal but damn

it wasnt a choice john wanted to make either

i dont like that the butcher's theme is playing

FUCK ARTHUR

nyebrang noleh dulu

well john. speaking that frome experience?

arthur to you is that important and kayne used that to manipulate you?

arthur you're whispering rly loudly

😭 gdi daniel

HUH

no

oh

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh fuck

no.

HESYRUNNI GET

runingn

oh

oscar .

JOHN YOU FORGET

HEY???

OH MY GOD

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

JOHN.

FUCK

TWO THINGS AT A TIME

THATS TOO MUCH

HELLO

BCS JOHN FORGOT DANIEL'S FACE????????

HUH

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if john ends up forgetting colin's face too..

oscar 🥺

what

what

what

what

what

what

what

JOHN. i dont trust you rn.

john :(

ack

aaack

ack ack ack

haha surprise it's parker yang <3

JOHN :(

he's colins. isnt he

oh

ohhhh ok

oh

i forgot arthur is still a fugitive

are you sure this is the right decision orthr..

THIS IS ALL GOING TO SMOOTHLY.

im worried

this isnt the go smoothly podcast

yeah. thats what i thought

yeah he's in the ward

thats what i thought.

fuck

fuck fuck fuck.

the thing is what if he's wrong

sure sure similarity and all but what if reverse psychology

like let's just say the butcher has watched that one gintama episode before and thought of another idea arthur couldn't predict

oh

he's there

NO

ooooh hit a nerve

lmao colins got assigned the worst guy to kill

arthur voice im not like other girls i dont die when im killed

love john peer reviewing arthur's insults

OH FUCK THE DADDY ISSUE

GOOD DOG

is that what made him fail

NOEL HURRY THE FUCK Up

huh

was it seven

NOEEEEEL

alhamdulillah

yay noel

i hear ppl clapping 😭

SON

HIS SON

daniel :(

HE SAID IT

john :(

private eye!! he said the thing!!!

"darlin" reminds me of kayne ☺️

might be a chance john forgets ab kayne's face ☺️

shuffled of this MORTAL COIL?

huh.

huh.

huh.

reminds me a lot of.

huh.

KNOW?

parker yang?

PARKER YANG?

IM GONNA FUCKING KMS

PARKER YANG???

ohhhhh

parker is just the mutual friend

i mean yeah ofc i knew that haha lol

good episode. love that ending

[obsessed-yan]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍫 ꒱

its not fair not fair not fair not fairnottairnotfairnotfairnotfairNOTFAIR

i want to NEED TO know why he decided to leave me, i thought we had so much fun at work together.. joking around and the pokes i miss it so fucking much

we werent even together yet but id go home and itd feel like we were; id daydream and fantasize about it and be like, 'damn when he did that cute thing i shouldve said it! i shouldve just said he was cute so hed at least know!!' but i would chicken out every time

because now that i dont get to see him except for the off chance he comes in to shop my mind keeps going to the worst places of what could happen..and i hate it !!!

hes mine and no one elses !! dont forget that

the only positive thats come out of this is that i dont have to listen to my 2 coworkers saying how cute he is. trust me, i know but i claimed him before any of the rest of yall even started to think he was cute or notice him, so back off. im getting mad about it all over again lmao also im beginning to worry, what if he left not fully because of his medical thing but because he thought i didnt like him :(

if he even FOR A SECOND thinks that, im gonna slap him; if only he could see my blog right lolol

SEE, I SHOULDVE JUST FUCKING— IGUFHFJDKSMS

gonna kms

[darciewithoutaface]

vent frfr

bro im gonna fucking kms i literately got better and now im getting fucking sad again every fucking day dude. i just fixed my love life and my family life. i am this fucking close 🤏 to beating my head in with a baseball bat or impaling myself with a pen. i fr blame everyone else for my feelings even tho i know damn well its my fault for thinking the way i do. my boyfriend just told me this morning that when he got high last night that he almost got fucked. i cant do anything about it either except for deal with it bc the night b4 he told me that he might be poly and asked if i was ok with it and i said yeah dude whatever makes u happy but i wasnt 100% sure if he was saying that he was def poly and apparently im not okay with it bc i guess i dont like it when other ppl kiss my boyfriend yk and im not against poly ppl but i've just never been with one and i fucking hate this shit i hate the way it makes me feel and i love him sososo much and i know its not his fault for it and he was high asf and this is the first time ive seen him actually high yk and i didnt know that shit was gonna happen and im freaking out but i wont do jack shit abt it bc im a pussy and i love him sososo much and i dont want to say something wrong that will mess up our relationship and im not willing to risk one small thing. my ex was like judging me bad when i told him i got back with my other ex and im starting to wonder if he was right but i wont do shit about it bc ill kms if im alone again. but i love him so much and noah if u see this im sorry for not saying anything but i love u sosososososososoos much and i dont know what the fuck is going on with me here recently but im just going fucking mad and i dont know what to do but please dont leave me ever or if u want to pls just wait until i get better ilve you sosososososos much

[smokerzgore]

1:34am : it hurts more over lapping them rather in new spots. but it feels really really good it makes my body tingle my hands get a bit hot . i think im over taking something before bed seems to stop working. it sucks though. i would take something ever night. id take them and my family would come in my room and see if i was asleep and im just there high out of my mind or my siblings would walk in and id be on discord or on the phone high. i went to bed on the phone with my friend high same with one of my cousins. It sucks and its sad seeing people in the world on drugs lose there minds just to feel some type of way. and for me to sit either on call or just by myself sucks. Its sad being on call with friends high and not fully gathering what they say because im high, it makes me feel horrible the next day or just anytime they mention somthing and idr bcuz i wasnt there. all bcuz i wanted to feel high. drugs really do fuck up life. but then again while i sit here and type, there the only thing making me feel nothing. i have friends. but even than, i want to be alone with myself.

i used to drive to this lake like 10mins from my house where if you park at the top of the hill and go a little more up an sit on the table you could see the whole entire lake, i would sit there for a hour before school. wake up at 6am get there by 620ish and just sit there till 15 mins before school, id sit there and tlk to myself. there was one day, and only one person knows this but since i use this now and honestly dc about shit anymore, i sat there and cried i skipped 2hours of school because i was sitting there talking myself into kms. i texted my parents tellin them how my day was going.... gave them crap, telling them i wasn't gonna be able to pick my siblings up bcuz i had some school project or extra credit to do. i texted my older brother telling him where my cat likes to sleep so he knows where to find him when he doesnt see him when he gets home from work. i texted my little sister telling her i wouldnt make it to her game the next day bcuz i was planning to go to school for some project and telling her to do her best bcuz if not ill be mad. i started sending my bf atm money from my bank so he could help himself more bcuz he bought me to much that i could ask for i told him that i hope his football team for the super bowl wins and to make sure he wears his jersey right this time.... i took pictures of where i was and saved them. i stopped sharing my locations with aaliyah. and i sat there. i sat there and sat there. i got up look over the hill and looked down. my heart dropped and i fell back and gave up. the thought of leaving ehat i had at the time was horrible. i didnt wanna go but something in me did. i collected myself got in the car cried more banged on my stirring wheel. fixed my face and went to school went home slept. that was that. i went on as i never did anything. i should have, truly. but hey ig it was worth? cause i mean look who i have. i seen a lot of ppl come and go. i did shi, i caused shit, i was the reason, but in the end im alone your alone everyone's alone. its nothing new and will never be fixed. in the end ur alone. no one can be there truly for you. you cant get into my head . you cant get my feelings, thoughts, pain, nothing. anyways. i said i didn want to take anything tbh but im tired asf so night.

[boosterthisgold]

I

I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself right here right now I'm gonna jump off of somewhere I'm gonna kill myself

(Not srs)

[lesbiansforandrew]

x

[ruinikaidoexplodedbadly]

odd taxi character song reviews

taxi driver: THIS SONG IS SO GOODDDDDDD THE VOCALS ARE SO PERFECT THE DISTORTED INSTRUMENTALS ARE LITERALLY EVERYTHING IM GONNA KMS natsuki hanaes vocals are too cute it doesnt sound like odokawa it sounds like otome prettyboy odokawa but its okay. love it so much

sabitsuita glass:

guys i dont think the yamamoto love is ironic anymore. Kidding thats a funny joke heres the real review THIS SONG IS SOOOOOO OH MY GOD. i love the dramatic spoken voicelines theyre so cool and i love the instrumentals and i LOOOOVE the vibes its like it sounds like the zombieland saga ops and also the love is war ops probably because they all draw from the same showa kayo influence but its soo. my fav ever. makoto furukawa voice sexy. thats also a funny joke i promise anyways WHY DIDNT RUI GET TO SING SHE JUST SAID ONE OF THE DRAMATIC VOICELINES SO UNFAIR IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DUET THIS IS MISOGYNY

asebi: MYSTERY KISS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS this song is definitely their best one the vocals are sooo cute and theyre all so awesome and its super catchy and i love it i love idol songs i would love to play this song on bandori.please ITS SO CUTE U GUYS and the lyrics Thinking…. yukirui………… but ya it has a darker vibe from their other songs not in an emo way but in a more cooler way while still being very cutesy i love it so so much i would go to every mystery kiss concert

acchi kocchi justice: im not listening to it sorry you cant make me.

panama: SEKIGUCHI IS SO GOOD HIS VOICE IS SO FUCKING COOL OH MY GOD the chorus is really good and chill and the spoken parts were really funny and cute and yano was adorable here and i liked the part where sekiguchi got really pissed off at dobu on yanos behalf and went AGHHH. he wants to protect him…. also when yano didnt know how to say right hand man in english and just called sekiguchi his right hand. i love you yano also the little sound effects close to the chorus were fun especially yanos YKNOWWW also YANO DID THE LOVE ME TENDER LINE AGAIN

overall i really really really love all of them they all did so well and are so talented :) i like that the genres match them all so perfectly and also sekiguchi rapping is a really nice touch do you think yano taught him how to rap…?

[quackcitylimits]

thoughts as i watched s1 of euphoria !!

ep 1 -------------------------------------------------

- having your family as your lockscreen and taking your wedding ring with you while you cheat is definitely a decision ¿?¿

- ok i get all the ashtray jokes on twitter now i didn't realize he was a CHILD 😭😭😭😭😭

- rue high in the rotating hallway was cool it's giving troy bolton singing scream

- jules scaring nate by hurting herself and saying she's invincible... happy pisces season to her

ep 2 ------------------------------------------------

- IBKNEW NATES DAD DIDNT BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS BUT I DIDNT KNOW NATE WATCHED HIM DO THST SHIT

- how did jacob elordi go from the kissing booth to this 😭😭 life really comes at you fast huh

- kat preaching about discrimination to her black principal 😭 maybe let's not do this rn

- you know fez is kindaaaa.... i get it now i really do...

ep 3 ------------------------------------------------

- piña coladas are that good you're so right kat

- WHY IS SHE A TUMBLRINA NAURR

- Larry jumpscare 😟

- has zendaya ever met harry styles does he know she had to read this out loud in one of the most popular shows out rn

- why does kat have notifications on for her videos oh my god

- rue would love dnf what

ep 4 ------------------------------------------------

- and when i beat jules mothers ass then what

- i want fair food :(

- if the guy you're talking to is saying the L word but won't acknowledge you're even in a relationship you better run 😵‍💫

-noooo they threw those pretzels away give them to meeeeeee

- how are you having sneaky links with your whole face and information out and you own half the town :|

- i jokingly say im gonna kms a lot but if half the carnival watched me do what cassie did on that merry go round id really do it

- nate you fucking FREAK

ep 5 ------------------------------------------------

- maddys desire to do nothing... bitch you're my soulmate

- alexa demie is sooo prettyyyy heart eyes

- ethan's so cute i love pathetic men

- kat blew off maddy in distress to give a blow job 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 didn't even get anything back

ep 6 ------------------------------------------------

- BOB ROSS??!?!?

- ofc nate went as a prisoner for halloween that freak

ep 7 ------------------------------------------------

- RUE WATCHING LOVE ISLAND SLAY

- rues detective bit)&;&&&/

- wait im so dumb i didn't realize this was the same daniel kat dated in middle school

- ok im glad mckay reacted rationally to cassie telling about the pregnancy

ep 8 ------------------------------------------------

- maddys really the best character in this show

- kat what are you weaarrrinnnggg 😭😭😭😭

- what even is this jules and anna plot line what

- FEZZZZZ THE CHILDDDDD

- oh she's singing now ok

- 🗣 sing replay!! 🗣

[thefatlannister]

JAIME GAVE HER HIS SWORD!!! HE GAVE! HER! HIS! SWORD! AND SHE NAMED IT OATHKEEPER /FOR HIM/ AND HE WATCHED HER RIDE AWAY AND SHE LOOKED BACK I'LL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN

[ambitionsofcandlewax]

suicide talk, vent//

my closest friend literally just made a joke in passing ab how they tried to kill themself a few nights ago why is this always happening (not that im blaming/shaming them for it of course) but its always like yeah lol i tried to kms again lmao and they never tell me anything about it and it just feels like so weird the way theyre handling it like maybe dont send me screenshots of your search history where its all different searches for how to kill yourself and say somethings wrong. it feels so manipulative because if i ask whats wrong i get "its nothing lol just a joke" or they get mad and i have to apologize. on top of that, in the gc this happened in (me, the friend, and another person) they joked about it and the other friend was like referencing some inside joke they had from the night it happened? and i was just there like "what?? what are you ok?" why the fuck would u tell someone like them before me and expect me to laugh along like even if it was funny i dont get the joke? i feel so selfish for being so pissed off when they literally tried to off themself but maybe if theyd stop using their mental illness to manipulate me all the time i would know how im supposed to be handling this situation. "oh, did we ever tell montag about that?" no of course not because i dont joke about it i wanna make sure theyre okay first. so yeah go to the one whos just gonna make jokes about it with you before whos supposed to be your best friend youll never find support from them you never have. "ik what its about" well i dont and i dont find it funny i just wanna know that my friend is okay without being made to seem like im being jealous that i wasnt told. i dont care if you told him before me i want to know that youre ok what the fuck do you mean "fyi i didnt tell him before you". clearly you did if theres an inside joke? just let me help you you know thats all im good for thats the only reason im kept around, i listen to your issues but dont talk about my own (i run a yandere blog for fucks sake obviously no one listens to my issues) i just am so tired of giving and giving and giving but never getting so much as a thank you in return. im being shamed for trying to help and being made to seem like im jealous. "thats the last time, then, that ill try to help them" i say the same shit every time until it happens again and im bending over backwards to make things as right as i can when its clearly not wanted. im so fucking tired. IM WORRIED FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE RIGHT NOW, IM ON THE VERGE OF A PANIC ATTACK BUT YOURE TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD UPSET ABOUT NOT GETTING A TOY. CAN WE HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION FOR ONCE YOU JUST TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF. I UNDERSTAND HUMOR AS A COPING MECHANISM BUT YOU NEED TO BALANCE THAT IM TRYING TO HELP YOU, YOU ASK ME FOR HELP BUT DONT ACCEPT IT, GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SAY "I NEED HELP" IN EVERY WAY BUT DIRECTLY SAYING IT BUT THEN GET BITCHY WITH ME FOR WORRYING ABOUT YOU. again i obviously dont blame them for what happened but im so upset that im the fucking villain in this situation and its worded so messily here so u cant even tell anything actually happened because this is so all over the place but im just so done being treated the way i am for simply being worried about someone