#I WAS HUMILIATED

[valend]

during the university entrance exams last year they had us translate a text by thucydides where it talks about alcibiades’ return from exile and right after i finished i asked my teacher what she thought of the excerpt and she told me that the moment she saw his name she thought of me

[vampire-iguana]

the first time i was abducted by the aliens, they all started whispering to each other and laughing at me

it wasn’t until three weeks later when i was abducted again for an episode of shmimmy shmimmel that i learned that the reason they were laughing at me was because i looked exactly like beloathed Zarboolian former-dictator and harbinger of doom Blingis Jimbleson

when they returned me to earth, i made some changes. i dyed my hair green and moved across the planet. maybe looking less like the dreaded Blingis and making myself harder to find would keep me safe from the aliens.

3 months later, they took me again. Shmimmy told me that it had actually been 5 whole years for them since my last appearance, as time moves much differently on Zarboola, and they were doing a “Where Gleeb They Now?” episode. he then pointed and directed his audience to laugh at me for believing such a stupid lie.

I heard a cacophony of giggles and murmurs from the audience, when Shmimmy chimed in, choking out the words through grossly exaggerated laughter— “and what im sure you’ve all been laughing at… I see you’ve died your hair green!”

What did that mean. What the fuck was so funny about that. Would this ever end?

Shmimmy explained to me that Blingis’ Dorsal Fleebs change color with the Zarboolian mating seasons, and that dying my hair green when Blingis had just undergone xergian restratificution and become green as well only added to the hilarity of the situation.

The audience cackled and cheered as Shmimmy sighed amusedly and promised a “next time” with me as a guest for the fans.

12 hours after they sent me home for the last time, I shot myself. there would be no next time for those sick extraterrestrial fucks.

[sluxxtyprinc3ss]

It’s all yours daddy 🥺👅

[gazpacho-deluxe]

my ow team is four mercy mains and one tank and it SHOWS guys

[maeamian]

If you saw me agreeing with being annoyed about wasted helium in a fictional context and were like "I bet she has some more helium based anger in her life" good news LAPD fucked up a raid on a medical facility they thought was a pot farm and flat out ruined thousands of gallons of the stuff.

[fadingforrest]

thinking about the time i tried to hype up my younger cousins in the car and started playing paparazzi and they just stared at me like 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

[bloobydabloob]

I literally could not know less about welding I just wanted to draw him doing that

[ambi-rose]

Very natural for you

[bakedbeanchan]

Drawing from a mini comic where the timeline is reset but Zuko still has all his memories

Minicomic here

[ftmslvtt]

wish there was more feminization and humilation for tboys without the detrans or misgen 😭😭

like yeah i have a pretty little pussy between my legs that was made for cocks and straps and fingers, im the best toy you're gonna get!!???

im pathetic and soft, perfect for throwing around by much bigger and stronger guys than me, not to mention my cock is so small that can it even be called that?

i just love being pretty and alluring so u can dress me up in lingerine and um i have cute tits with suckable nipples like come onnnn.... this economy is just crazy......

[fascinationstreetmp3]

I've been a third all my life. Not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.06 + 2.07

[shotmrmiller]

sex pollen trope where you're the one affected, having been exposed to some dense gas while on an op that felt like harsh sandpaper across your throat and lungs, and now you're a feverish mess on some ratty cot in a safe house and with only ghost as company, it's miserable, as the saying goes.

hair sticking to your sweaty skin, plastered onto your forehead and neck, every swallow feeling like you've got a mouthful of sand, your fluttering pulse wild and deafening in your ears, and the throbbing ache deep in your core, the blistering heat right below your navel— it'd only been uncomfortable in the beginning, the faint throbbing incredibly familiar, but the more you ignored it, the worse it got.

and now you're here, with arousal sticking your underwear to your pussy, unable to do anything about it because your lieutenant is seated in a corner that lets him have both you and the front door within his line of sight. a quick, discreet rub under your clothes is not an option.

someone put you out of your foggy misery.

"squirmin' like a worm on a 'ook isn't gonna help." his staring doesn't either, yet he does it anyway.

"got to make sure ya aren't dyin' on me." you want to snap that you don't think proof of life is on the darkened stain between your legs, the retort pressed behind clenched teeth but another thick wave of bestial need rolls over you and god, you're about to shove your hand into your underwear, propriety be damned—

"best you don't do tha'." why the fuck not? "you'll only get relief for a moment 'fore it comes back twofold." he says as if he's reading off the morning paper and not watching you fight tooth and nail to not fuck yourself against the pillow your head is on. (soap's offer to be friends with benefits is only looking better by the hour.)

you hastily decide that it'll be better than nothing. you'll just have to rub your pussy raw until this drug runs its course and you're telling him to piss off or don't, but you've had enough. you're stuck here with him anyway, no flight home until the morn and you're not about to spend it writhing around.

"if tha's wha' you want," ghost bites his gloves off, spitting them out onto the ground before curling his hands around your ankles and dragging you toward him. "i will help." your entire world narrows down to the feel of him touching your skin, his fingers searing as they hook into the waistband of your pants, and you almost kick him in the mouth trying to get them off faster.

"but 'm not fuckin' you." the bite of disappointment is quickly forgotten, his breath warm against your slick pussy, and after three quick glides of his tongue over your pearl, your orgasm crests, pulse after pulse of pleasure so potent it stung.

in less than a minute you're burning again, need thrumming through you and with the heady push and drag of his middle finger over your sensitive nerves, curling in you until he can fit two, three—

you're lost.

(ghost telling you that he's not doing anything else because if he's going to fuck you then you're going to remember it falls on ringing ears.)

[sluxxtyprinc3ss]

Hii💚

[cherri-pop-sfw]

[sallykuu]

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[valycandy]

I am ready for you🤤