#I Scream You Scream

[thelostsmiles]

"What a lovely man. A wonderful chap!"

Benedict stopped to have some ice cream 🍦

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

You're Going Down. ''You're going down when I get mom to see This ridiculous monstrosity''

Cop. ''There's a new cop on the beat, and I'm bringin' down the heat My eyes are wise to all your lies, 'cause you're not that discreet''

[spoilmesweetie]

When It's been one of those weeks and you've still got a Saturday shift to go...

[goofy-candace-images]

[bearly-holding-on]

You're telling me this was your dream but with lawyers?

had a dream where apollo’s hair spikes were apparently removable and when he revealed this information to phoenix he felt betrayed and lied to

idk it went smth like this

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[gravityr00m]

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[holycrimin]

that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33

(don't tag as t-cest)

original under the cut!

Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

Cop. ''You're going down, your operation exposed''

Cop. ''There's a new cop on the beat, and I'm bringin' down the heat My eyes are wise to all your lies, 'cause you're not that discreet''

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[gin-juice-tonic]

remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"

and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"

and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"

and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"

and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

[thecoolertails]

thanks that was really helpful