#I NEED TO FORGET THIS GAME EXISTED

[i-have-dots-in-my-brain]

TW: DARK GAMES AND STUFF (just a lil rant, nothing hateful)

wow dark games are

idk i wanna stay innocent youtube please let me stay pure just recommend music and fandom shit please not this not the true crime cases and the horror games with dark meanings and ominous endings (especially ones with rape or child abuse) like please what made you think i would want to see this i listen to playlists titled " i have nothing in my head"

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

[ofpaintedflowers]

old maid

[coern-art-very-cool-and-nice]

sekai au 👊😔

[ilikedetectives]

The Raven and The Cub

[moe-broey]

Adjacent topic, but. One of my favorite things actually is when Alfonse pulls the player aside and is like "Let me think out loud real quick." and when the situation calls for it, "Also what do you think?" Like obviously this happens so much across any game ever, especially ones that have a designated partner character. But it feels so special to me...

Especially with Alfonse, especially when he calls the summoner by name. He didn't used to do that!! In the very beginning!!! And he slips up, as Lif. Trying So hard to take it back. It just feels so personal... 🥲🥺

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CHIXIE: so zebruh wanted to change my stage backdrop / hence these flat grey pieces of wood / he says they make a statement with their simplicity

DAMMEK: nott tto menttion a sttattementt aboutt HIS simplicitty...

[sundogsandrainbows]

Lenya Mahariel -- Korcari Wilds

[skaruresonic]

SH2 remake defense posts are giving me actual flashbacks to IDW stans going "don't ruin my enjoyment, you're personally harassing me and this is why we can't have nice things" and making strawmen of your concerns while also missing the point of the criticism by a mile. The wording and sentiments are exactly the same.

I wonder if this is just how fandom is now, where criticism is considered toxic regardless of what you say, how you say it, or in what quantity. Shut up and enjoy Product(tm), you're harshing my buzz.

[nychthemeron-rants]

New favorite male character because WTF is this?

[passerinesoncaffeine]

GOD. I AM OBSESSED WITH HIM.

[highlifeboat]

It might be so MC could date Alcina, without underlying idea, that she is essentially becomes mother to daughters(who are also romantic options).

And vice versa, if they choose to date one of the sisters and having underlying idea, that Alcina is they mother-in-law now :p

That's fucking stupid.

And I could explain why that's incredibly fucking stupid, but I'm tired of talking about it. Because I don't like this game, and nobody wants to see my opinions.

Unless there is some actual explanation beyond "Well we didn't want the player to think about being a step mom too much while they're literally trying to romance a milf", I don't wanna hear about it anymore.

[cocolacola]

it's only a good headcanon if it makes zero sense.

mysterious parents and memory loss will do that i guess.

[jaredthebc]

God bless my brother for letting me be a leech on his switch online I GET TO PLAY STARFY AGAIN ITS BEEN TOO LONG I MISSED THEM

[shaykai]

Okay so I need to hurry up and finish replaying ME3, the Dragon Age series, and PMD EoS, because as soon as Baldur’s Gate 3 drops I don’t think I’m going to play anything else ever actually

[swordmaid]

am getting a lot of character inspo for shri’iia from amy gone girl. I don’t think she’s as smart nor calculated but she is similar to some degree in that she’s hyper aware of the current persona she’s presenting and how she’s appealing to the people. the masks and the mjndgames, that’s basically how shri’iia operated while she was still serving under her matriarch in menzoberranzan. she needed to play the roles the matriarch required of her and it was only when she was with her matriarch that she can be ‘Real Shri’iia’, and that’s how I imagined shri’iia to be esp in act 1 when she is so new and scared in the surface. she needed to work out who these people are (her companions) and what they liked, so her first persona - her blank one - the charming helpful paladin who got tadpoled and wants to go back home just like the rest of them (which was half true). she didn’t really argue and she generally agreed to what the group wanted. she was helpful and co-operative, ask her about her past and she will tell you something bland and generic- interesting enough to be ooh-ing about but not too interesting that they’ll delve deeper into it. then, when she got to know them a little more, she started crafting little personas adjacent to her first one ; she’s the girl who’s curious about magic but never had the chance to learn with gale, she’s a cool girl who likes mischief as debauchery with astarion, she’s the one who likes to take risks and live in the moment with karlach, the knight in silver armor who’s willing to help the tieflings with wyll, a disciplined fighter with lae’zel, someone who understands the depths of devotion with shadowheart - but none are really her, not really. ofc her own personality might slip in here and there but for the most part she’s appealing to them and what they’d like her to be but none of it is really genuine. shri’iia just needs to be on their good side to minimise the chances of them turning on her, and if they let her guard down it’ll be easier for her to get rid of them should the need arise. taking up all these different masks, collecting all these intel abt them to be used for later, slithering and making a place in their minds - it’s really how she operated back in menzoberranzan. I think the only one who catches on to her game is astarion but that’s bc he’s doing the same thing too, so it’s very game recognises game lmfao

it’s only when she breaks her oath and goes through her existential crisis that all of her masks drop and her real self comes out. she was never that kind of person lmfao ^, she’s greedy, selfish, paranoid and rather obsessive. she doesn’t care about a lot of things that doesn’t concern her, she has a cruel streak that she hasn’t shown before, and she hates doing anything that won’t really benefit her. but she’s fiercely loyal to anyone she likes, like a dog. and severely she craves validation and approval - also like a dog.