#JESUS chRIST

[strange-aeons]

hello Mr Strange, me and a couple friends were talking about omegaverse mpreg anatomy and the question came up as to whether or not the assbabies would have belly buttons and, therefore, umbilical cords. because if they do this implies the existence of ass placenta which is…ew. BUT if they don’t?!?! the anatomical and evolutionary implications of babies surviving the gestational period with no umbilical cord to transfer nutrients??? maybe not the craziest thing for omegaverse anatomy to come up with but disconcerting nonetheless. we have come to you, in our hour of need, to ask if you have come across any evidence that the assbabies have/do not have umbilical cords??

[toastyoffering]

I don’t understand why fans of two engineering nerds stickin it in each other spiritually can’t recognize one of those gears has a bigger hole and fewer teeth.

It’s symbolism bro he was naked in the hexcore did he keep it in his buttcheeks? Wow the council room is exploding lemme just pop this in my butt for safekeeping?

i’m literally going to end it all

[tragic-ships-tournament]

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 1

Propaganda under the cut!

a surprising lack for both tbh

Curtwen:

"…they were so in love you guys"

Jedas:

"I don't know enough bible lore to explain but I was hoping someone who did could post propaganda for it in my stead but I NEED them in this tournament. They are perfect for it."

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

You’re going to make it because you’ve got God on your side.

[christiansinternational]

What was a sin one hundred years ago is still a sin today.

[lovergirlforjesus]

"Now you are no longer a slave but God's own child. And since you are his child, God has made you his heir." - Galatians 4:7 (NLT)

[godslove]

“The Lord your God in your midst,

The Mighty One, will save;

He will rejoice over you with gladness,

He will quiet you with His love,

He will rejoice over you with singing.”

—Zephaniah 3:17

[blessedbeyondallbelief]

[damphexagon]

Kid Jesus in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas.

Collecting a bunch of posts from this genre.

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[hansoeii]

only you.

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

God will make a way. He did it before and He’ll do it again.

[animentality]

[sayruq]

[trustfulgrumpy]

two idols hanging out together