When will the "Cartman has a crush on Kyle, but shipping Kyman is crazy" crowd realize that they make absolutely zero sense.
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IN CANON neither Cartman nor Kyle have a crush on eachother. What they do have is a deep and weird obsession with eachother. YOU are actively choosing to interpret that obsession as a crush Cartman has on Kyle, but that is not the "canon" dynamic or nature of that obsession. In the same way people who ship Kyman will interpret it as reciprocal (or maybe they won't, it depends), cause the thing is that Kyle is just as obsessed with Cartman as Cartman is with him. That's why you can interpret this dynamic as any shade from nonexistent, to one sided, to reciprocal.
If Kyle is as obsessed with Cartman as Cartman is with him, and you think that Cartman has a crush on Kyle because that's how you CHOOSE to interpret that obsesssion. Then it's just hypocritical to go off on people who use the exact same logic you did to come to that conclusion. You don't have to think of it as reciprocal, it's completely valid to see their obsession as manifesting as a crush in one and not the other, or to even see it as just obsession in both.
It's just god damn weird to be so nasty about it to other people. Both of them are obsessed with eachother in a way, and people are allowed to interpret each of their obsessions however they want. If people who ship kyman are delusional for interpreting Kyle's obsession with Cartman the same way you interpret Cartman's obsession with Kyle, then I'm afraid you are all sinking in the same boat load of delusional together.
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We just finished (re)watching V5 and oh gosh.
The plot twist (you know the one) works so well. It’s so simple yet so satisfying.
I cried from relief again over Weiss. I cried from love again over Yang.
And let’s not even talk about Beeunion 1.0!
I love the writing on this show so much.
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okayyyyy finished nastja's main game in dao. Haven't yapped about her so have this before i start awakening:
She always squints at the sun, even after a year of being on the surface. Never fully gets used to it
Her total forever besties are Alistair, Sten and Morrigan (Alistair and her having a warrior’s bond or whatever. Same with Sten. She likes Morri’s humour a lot)
Has slept with Morrigan, obviously, I got the chance for bisexuality and took it
They’re, semi-together in the end? At least they never broke up. Still have to do Witch Hunt! SO who knows!
Also had a thing with Leli and Zev. because of woke
Leliana gives Nastja a haircut and a trim halfway through because she kind of looked like she was more hair than person
Visual representation:
"CaN I gEt yOu a LaDdeR sO yoU CaN gET OfF mY bAcK?"
Nastja is tough, uncompromising, and blunt
Mostly because of the way she was raised which was very much with the mentality of the “I'm the possible heir, should anything happen to Trian”
doesnt believe rainbows are real homophobic bc she's never seen one. when it becomes spring and she sees one she feels like she's going insane
Ironically she very much starts with 0 tolerance for crime and then has to face the fact that she actually is a criminal now. Well fuck
She was always used to apprehending anyone who breaks the law, regardless of position or intent
SO THAT WAS A FUN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT MOMENT <3<3<3
Nastja is also a little bit of a softie. because of course. sad gruff dad trope but a woman
Nastja is incredibly loyal and selfless to her friends and allies
and always is willing to sacrifice herself
Is also really petty. did make Bhelen king bc she was like 'fineEEeeE you have better ideas than harrowmont. whatever'
killed the werewolves for the dalish without compromise. hooray!
killed the templars and stopped the circle from getting annulled. Hooray!
loghain executed and anora sits on the throne alone. hooray!
bhelen king yippeeee. didnt defile ashes because she couldnt be assed to do it
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BTW that's why you don't see me posting much I have been terrorized by whatever the fuck is going on in my body (and in the world in general tbh the health issues don't help)
I draw a bit but i dont have the juices flowing anymore I'm. Just constantly worrying
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