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Bernd das Brot, Pride edition
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❣ Ich freue mich über Vorschläge für Charaktere und Flaggen, schickt mir gerne eine ask (seid neuestem auch anonym möglich! aber nur solange der nicht-bullshit-vorrat reicht)
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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It's fun when you can tell things about people by what colours they like to surround themselves with. Someone who likes wearing and decorating all their stuff with green is usually a calm, chill, down to earth kind of a person. They don't usually even notice how much of all their things are green, they just see a green thing and think "oh, pretty" and don't even put together just how much of their stuff ends up unintentionally being green.
Someone whose clothes and stuff are predominantly purple is something else, that's a Distinct Kind Of Personality who enjoys having a distinct colour scheme and goes out of their way to get it. Purple is too unusual of a colour to just accumulate unintentionally. A person whose belongings are mainly purple enjoys knowing that the people who know them probably first think "oh, That Person would probably like that" whenever they see something purple.
But someone who specifically enjoys the combination of purple and green? Yeah that's a harder than average herb wizard.
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Potentially bad roleplaying session idea:
The player characters are snowed in (or otherwise temporarily confined inside) a house roughly the exact size and shape of the session host's residence, which they cannot leave for the time being, but also don't need to fight their way out of. This is a closed single-location episode, which is also played in LARP.
The party's task is to successfully cook one nice meal, in real time, entirely in character, in the host's kitchen, without any of the players getting killed. Characters killing each other is ok.
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"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.
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concept: guy who leaves a lot of comments in their code which should be good but the problem is they're all written like this
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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getting gender euphoria from mosh pits feels insane aaaaaaa
such a good feeling ough
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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself
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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them
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imo putting windows on your robotgirl is cruel and unusual punishment
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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
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if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well
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In Denmark we have a trashcan company with the initials JS. Thus they have made their logo an orange cirkle with a large JS. There is just something so beautiful in seeing trashcans designated JS so often. It just feels appropriate.
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