#I LOVE THIS IDEA THOUGH

[devil-in-hiding]

I sometimes see videos from this girl who raised her baby in college and all of her friends helped raise her baby with her so I just imagine the 141 collectively helping reader with their baby 🥺 can’t get the baby to settle? Price doesn’t even stop his debrief or meeting, he just scoops of the baby and the instantly settle. Tired and need a break? Soap will gladly take the baby for tummy time while the football match is on the tv. Gaz will send so many pictures of the 141 baby to reader while they’re busy (a favorite is Soap and the baby wearing matching sunglasses). And if the baby is ever up late and needing attention? Ghost is already on it and somehow gets them to sleep in record time

And the lads definitely will have that baby in their arms/strapped to their chest while they’re barking at recruits.

OKAY BYEEEE✨✨✨💋

I needed this cuteness ):

I had the thought of assistant!reader whose boyfriend up and leaves the minute you tell him you’re pregnant, and you have no idea what to do. Thus thats how you end up on your boss’s doorstep, on boys night, face drenched in tears and rambling so bad the guys can not decipher what you’re trying to tell them, and Price is leading you over to his couch, sitting you between Simon and Kyle, who immediately start rubbing your back.

“Pretty i need you to take a deep breath for me okay? Shhh, c’mon sweet girl. Breathe with me.” Price coaches, rubbing your hands affectionately as he breathes in and out with you, feeling your hands relax in his, but your tears never stop.

“I-I’m.. I’m pregnant and Todd just packed all his shit and left!” You wail, lip trembling as you pull your hands away from his hold, covering your mouth to muffle your sobs as you hunch over.

The silence in the small loft is deafening, just the sound of your sobs ring up, but then strong arms are hauling you up and into a lap, and you hiccup as you look up into Simon’s eyes. “No more crying over that fuckhead, got it luvie? You’ve got us.” He states, matter of factly, and your heart skips when he places a large hand on your belly, rubbing slowly. “Not gonna just leave you and the little one, you always got a place with us.”

[sillygoofyqueer]

MDZS AU where the Xin Mo shards ended up in the burial mounds after Binghe disposed of them in the SVSSS universe. (We don’t know how he got rid of them after all, so who’s to say they didn’t end up elsewhere).

If WWX can turn an evil resentment sword into an undead controlling tally, surely he could develop a portal device out of Xin Mo too!

Wei Wuxian finding these obviously cursed, evil shards in the burial mounds, half out of his mind with hunger, pain and resentment: ...Oh, this will help make an excellent dramatic entrance- But absolutely!! I love the idea of the Wen being completely on guard from all sides, and then suddenly being attacked from inside, their lines ripped to shreds by a single man who has seemingly come back from the dead to destroy the Wen Sect out of vengeance. Rumours spread about the demonic cultivator who can tear through reality itself and will stop at nothing to make the ones who wronged him bleed for their sins. Nobody knows who he is, only that - as long as he's fighting the Wens - he isn't an issue to be dealt with. They have bigger things to worry about.

[centroverted]

Hey Cen! So I'm reworking my mutual tag, so what emoji would you like next to your name whenever I use it when I answer my asks? If the emoji's already been taken, I'll let you know in the replies so you can choose a different one

Hi! Sorry this got buried among my notifs and general life craziness.

That is a hard decision but hmm. 🍃? Or 🌊?

[kon-konk]

Just had a thought: Sakumahi Soulmate au where they write on their skin it shows up on the others

They're gonna know what's for supper every single night because Mahiru won't stop writing grocery lists on his arm when he forgets paper

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Okey i just saw a fanart of gunslinger Satoru and Suguru and now i can't think of anything else.

g…. gunslinger suguru…….. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 my first thought was cowboy!sugu . sorry i mean stsg. i love satoru too i promise i just think sugu was made to be a gunslinger bc wowowowowww

[poettheythem]

Boy I have a lot for rowing.

You're rowing into battle!!!

You're rowing along a nice stream surrounded by woods.

You're rowing in a big race against your rival and you must win

FOR HONOR

I think there should be nerdy gyms and I’m not even joking about that.

[adaki]

Do you draw Nina the killer perchance..

Yes and I end up disliking the drawings every time without fail but I thugged it out to give u this

[sentientsky]

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[parkmycarbitch]

Okay but like here me out on a smosh gets locked in rpf where it's like an apocalypse and they're all stuck in the smosh building (if this has already been done PLEASE send thank you<3)

there should be more platonic rpf. like can i please get smosh chanse and angela working at Burger King or something. or like shayne and trevor working at opposing sports stores and getting way too into the rivalry. like idk i think that’d be really funny and also a lot less weird than The Alternative

[desos-records]

that alternate ending version of Under the Red Hood (2010) where Talia gives Damian to Jason for some ungodly reason always makes me laugh because Jason is like. I'm going to turn Bruce's son into something horrible just to spite him and says this while holding an infant that can't be more than a month old, like. no, Jay, you're gonna get two days into surrogate fatherhood before your instincts take over and you're finding a better safe house in a better neighborhood so you can build a proper nursery and get Damian into a proper pre-K when he's older. the pit can't erase the fact you died trying to save the mother who gave you up or the fact that a mother has just given up her son to you. and by the time any of that gets through your red fiberglass skull, you'll find yourself standing in the grocery store deciding whether you should buy Dami a bat stuffie just to be funny

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!

Mobei-Jun: ...what?

Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!

Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born

Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed

[bloom161]

This might be a hot take but can Mrs.Flood just be Mrs.Flood who knows what a TARDIS is cause she lived in London all her life, where alien shit is happening at least once a year and is always accompanied by the doctor and a strange police box.

Yk the doc aren’t as subtle as they think they are, word gets around as to what the box actually is.

[cr4shposts]

Canon

Please don't kill me for this sjhsklalfsjdskh

Simon Riley sex on legs this. Simon Riley rock your world that. What about Simon Riley who's bad at sex, huh? What about clumsy, inexperienced Simon? What about awkward, all thumbs, ‘Fuckin’ Christ, even animals know how to do this’ Simon? Hmmmm??? Why don't you chew on that for a bit?

Simon who almost breaks both your noses as he leans in too eagerly to kiss you. Simon who has no clue how to sext, so you're left with a string of incomprehensible horny emojis you have to decipher like it's the Rosetta Stone. Simon who uses so much lube you’d think his dick’s made of sandpaper. Simon who watches a little porn to work on his “technique”, and ends up adopting the cringy bits of dialogue into his own speech. Simon who tries opening the condom wrapper with his teeth, only to tear through the latex itself, twice. Simon who doesn't even attempt to hide the little pfft pfft he does after he gets one of your pubic hairs stuck in his mouth. Simon who keeps accidentally slipping out of you, and then missing every time he tries to re-enter. Simon who cums after only six and a half strokes in, because you just feel that good wrapped around him. Simon who changes his pace right as you're about to finish, none the wiser as he ruins your orgasm. Simon whose sense of rhythm can only be described as that of a deaf monkey banging on a set of drums.

Simon who doesn't really know what he's doing when it comes to sex, but that isn't the point. What matters is not that he's bad in bed, but that he wants to get better. For you. With you.

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[soosoosoup]

Oh Funk Branch Au by @bbc-trolls, I never stopped loving you