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jangmi-latte · 1 year ago

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WHAT IF I FALL FOR FLOYD WHAT THEN HUH

#his unpredictable-ness is oddly attractive 😭#wait...it's making sense now WHAT #IT'S JUST WHEN HE FLUCTUATES HIS VOICE DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD #AND HE ✨ COOKS ✨#i like a man who cooks because i like cooking too bUT WHAT #leaning on the counter beside you while you try chopping for the first time and he's just watching AH #i'm breaking my MIND this is not normal #OR WHEN HE JUST HOLDS YOUR HAND TO ASSIST YOU IN CHOPPING AND HE JUST FOIAWJHNOJEHSDNF BITS YOUR EAR GOODNIGHT #wait no STOP #he can strangle me 😭😭😭 in what way i shall not mention #HE CAN ALSO PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND YOU HAVE THIS ODD TRUST IN HIM DESPITE HIM BEING ECCENTRIC #LIKE LIKE YOU CAN BRING HIM TO GROCERIES AND HE'LL JUST BOREDLY PUSH THE CART BUT WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE FOOD HE CAN JUST #YOU KNOW #POINT OUT THIS AND THAT #I LIKE ME A SMART MAN #blaire stop you're embarrassing #HE. IS. ALSO. GOOD. WITH. CHILDREN #I REPEAT HE CAN BE GENTLE Y'ALL GET AWAY FROM ME #and he's straightforward WHAIUSJHD SUGAR COATING DOES NOT EXIST WITH HIM #how many times have i edited this to add more tags

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

#tiger tiger #ludovica bonnaire #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!

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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago

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POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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#it's tough being a single mom. especially when youre a man with no children.#give me a dick grayson who's always on the precipice of either strangling his siblings or showering them with love #im not really a ''tim drake is a coffee addict'' truther however i do think he should be an absolute diva when it comes to food orders #that single period that dick sends is that 10% of rage that just barely seeped thru #also dude's like 30 he def does not understand the slang of the youth ''lock in?? tf does that mean??''#also my girl stephanie deserves to be smart asf!! i wanna see her thriving #social media au #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #batkids #nightwing #red hood #spoiler #red robin #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #dc comics #twitter #tweets #texts #incorrect quotes #fanatical posting

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im-still-watching-anime · 8 months ago

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trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.

apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN

trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/

#ace attorney #klapollo #aa incorrect quotes #apollo justice #klavier gavin #take apollo’s tone as you will #because sometimes people assuming i’m straight is like the actual worst thing you could do to me😤#but sometimes i feel like a secret agent😏 like yes😏 hello fellow straights😏😏#also i like the idea that apollo is just SO intent on minding his own business #that he doesn’t even realize that everyone he knows is gay #like he’s so smart if he thought about it he’d realize immediately but like man is too busy thinking about law for that sorry #so he’s just habitually ‘hello fellow straights’-ing them and they are ALL confused #me projecting tbh i’d rather die than let most coworkers know absolutely anything of value about my life😤#which works until one of them IS actually nice and chill and cool #and then they get blindsided when you finally reveal that you actually DO have a personality lol

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clouvu · 1 year ago

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Offering to you all some sandy doodles in these trying times

#genshin impact #sandrone #Coming out to say that I think that sandrone genuinely has one of the prettiest designs in genshin #kinda makes me sad that no one really gives a shit about her except for like 5 other people #somewhat understandable though #cause she got like a total of one (1) line from the lazzo trailer and her big ass robot takes up 70% of the screen when she DOES appear #but anyways thats not deterring me from being deranged about her nowadays #She's smart. She's talented. She's mean. She commits atrocities against man on the regular. Shes French #She has it all #also i have no idea why it took me so long to actually draw her with ball joints bc she looks really neat with em imo

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keejot-arts · 1 month ago

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how far we’ve come

#khun #khun aguero agnis #tower of god #kami no tou #keejotscribbles #ik i said i prob wouldn’t be uploading much. but. the power of the Character is not to be understated #hbd my sweet bastard boy who won’t stay dead no matter how many time siu kills him bc siu doesn’t wanna have to account for his smarts #anyway. this was fun even tho i was kinda cranky. got to mess around with my copics and acrylic ink in my technical pen #[sounds of me being torn asunder by pen aficionados] and then messed around w it for an hour in csp #i will be cranky again tho if the upload is blurry bc i am uploading from mobile. fingers crossed #aujgghhhhhHHHHH I FORGOT. HIS TIE. don’t look at meeee #this is why you gotta use reference man. what will i forget next? his smug demeanour?#it’s like the time i forgot anaak’s tail. embarrassing.#fixed it now bc he looked nakey w/o it. og ver can be found in a rb in the notes tho for the nosy ppl out there

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solidaritygaming-fanblog · 29 days ago

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btw do yourself a favor and never think "haha someone should make a compilation of everytime Jimmy says something self depreciating!" Because any time he says he hates himself you'll feel sick to your stomach and want to cry. Totally not speaking from experience

#HE NEEDS TO STOP. THAT MAN IS BEAUTIFUL (even I a lesbian recognize this) AND MANY PEOPLE LOVE HIM #HE IS VERY SMART AND TALENTED AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT. ITS AWFUL HEARING HIM SAY THINGS LIKE THAT #My problem is I can't stand seeing people upset or anything. So my first instict is literally to hug him or give him something fun/cool #AND ITS KILLING ME #NOT BEING ABLE TO COMFORT THIS STUPID FUCKING BRITISJ MAN IS KILLING ME. So just don't try to count how many times he says he hates himself #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #solidarity gaming #Mcyt #trafficblr

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sualne · 1 year ago

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kiss you in aroace, and we're both boys.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #lawlu #my art #described in alt text #me drawing luffy in orange and law in blue because its the aroace flag: im so smart (its also the canon colors but shh).#i had forgotten i had made these. when surviving a tummyache that day. this is about like. i wanted to like. explore aroace&aroace #relationships and how you're more likely to be affectionnate among fellows aros and aces because youve made it clear theres no intentions #behind it. like man. imagine a beautiful world when no one has to feel like they cant hold or kiss their homies because it's seen as #inherently romantic or sexual. also im still trying to figure out how to draw kisses and this was a good opportunity to try again.

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mathes0n · 1 year ago

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My partner asked me to draw evil Wheatley

#Wheatley #glados #chell portal #portal 2 #mathes0nart #giving him this cool tech android villain design is so cool and awesome #but what if he dressed like an evil oil baron #what if he googled ‘smart handsome guy’ and raided glados’s private butch collection to dress the part #I can’t emphasize how much I love this man and how it’s so important to me that he’s so stupid #dumbass rep

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pepperpixel · 4 months ago

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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #self ship #self insert #si x canon #it me #doodles #I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol #anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH #the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation #OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME #like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME #also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO #u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd #but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD #also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford #self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity #at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing #me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit #hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still #the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter #aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook #so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image

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padfootastic · 4 days ago

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james would’ve adored the heck out of hermione for brewing the polyjuice in 2nd year (illega animagi anyone?) and also, for keeping rita locked up in a jar. oh and punching an asshole classmate in the face.

#james potter #hermione granger #everyone collectively forgets #that james was canonically a nerd #like mans was smart as shit #had finished multiple highly advanced extra credit projects by year 7 #prongs the map presumably the mirrors #also came from sleakeazys legacy so. like. atleast 50% chance he was also a potions nerd #so i mean #i know lily is a genius in our hcs #but i assure u james would snatch hermione up the minute she walks thru the door #and they’d be found giggling at the back of the room #bc might i remind u. canonically. hermione two closest friends are jocks?#Quidditch obsessed jocks #she’s def not someone who’ll be put off by james’ sporty intensity and behaviour trust me #that’s our girls natural state #she’ll THRIVE #pen’s notes

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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jellyfishdoodler · 2 months ago

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Late Night Tinkering

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#oh my god this took me like a month to finish but it's worth it #my art #jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye egos #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #septicart #digital #fun bonus facts I was thinking about how the Sam Bot worked while drawin this and it's made with a combo of tech and magic #marvin helped!!#the levitation properties and how the tail segments stay “attached” is by a condensed magic-turned-battery which is what the green cylinder #are. idk fantasy tech I'm not smart on robotics. there's an LED screen for the face leaning against the bed as well!#and with the conspiracy board its a bit more random but Jackie is trying to track down Chase and Henrik

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kindaasrikal · 25 days ago

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“Wu is sexist”

HE TRAINED MISAKO??? THE WOMEN HE LOVED??

HE TRAINED ASPHEERA?? A RANDOM SNAKE LADY??

HE??? RESPECTS??? MYSTAKE???

HE WOULD MURDER AND SOB A RIVER FOR NYA?? HE WAS SO BAFFLED WHEN HE REALISED HE NEVER CONSIDERED A GIRL, NYA, COULD BE THE GREEN NINJA???

THAT MAN?? SEXIST WHEN HE HAS A HUGE POWERFUL DRAGON LADY AS A GRANDMOTHER??? Don’t talk to me.

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factual-flittermouse · 1 month ago

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Uncle Eddie did not exist. We know this. But what if he did? What if he wasn’t in the picture, not because he was made up, but because the Drakes pretended not to know him? After all, Uncle Eddie might have had a bit of a reputation in Gotham. Uncle Eddie might even have been a rogue. Specifically, Uncle Eddie might have been a clever puzzle-solving type rogue who had previously expressed a slightly reluctant fondness or respect for the third robin. What if Tim’s Uncle Eddie was Edward Nygma?

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tsarjozinzbazin · 2 months ago

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@jerbadger

Dr. Peddie's actor's name is Karlovics Zsolt! Hope this helps! <3

(it will actually not help because this man is like so secretive on the internet and has all of his accounts hidden, but it's nice to put the actor's name to the character!)

#it felt like trying to stalk my friends ex bf istg #so hard to find info on this man #however he plays in a bunch of historical movies it seems #so hard to find stuff because he is a hungarian extra?#he played in sailor movies and ww2 movies and like a medieval movie too I think #there is like photos of him in armour and stuff no joke #new addition to that medieval au someone was making with joppers as king arthur #pls tag the number 1 peddie fan i cannot remember their tag im so sad and guilty about it #the terror #john smart peddie #harry goodsir #stephen stanley #alexander mcdonald #call me a detective because be finding

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