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WAS THIS FORESHADOWING SMOSH YES OR NO
#I IN FACT DID NOT SEE THIS COMING#shourtney#smosh#shayne topp#courtney miller#me when courtney posts on insta: ooh updATE!#lol ate get it#that was unintentional#shayne w his ipad on reddit but instead its my w my laptop on insta#oomf reminded me of that ep and i was like#jaw on the floor bro#i'd believe it if that ep was planned#maybe im connecting dots where there aren't any but...#anyway im 99.999% sure shourtney is REAL#deal with it
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I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#art#susie deltarune#chara#this will ignite the âchara did nothing wrongâ vs âchara is a murder hoboâ debate I just know it#fact is they gave up everything for their plan to succeed and asriel blew it#HOWEVER they were also forced to watch asriel die and they could do nothing about it#so what does a dead child do for who knows how many years all alone with no one else to talk to?#they rethink everthying that went wrong#guilt is a weird thing that lingers and festers in your mind#no matter how much you're actually at fault#I mean come on... they were an abused kid#all they wanted was to not hurt anymore and return the love they were given no matter the cost#but now they are CONVINCED it was their plan that kickstarted this whole mess#and it's eating at them#you can see it because they actually used contractions for once#i love subtle stuff like that#also hey#susie's feeling remorse for her whole âchara offed asrielâ comment#the two are more alike than she thought and now she feels bad#out of all people she should know what it's like to be falsely accused
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silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Roundâs hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.
#i can totally see Jason coming back and absolutely faltering the first time Batman calls him short round#when theyâre in better terms Jason totally gets back at Bruce by calling him dad and seeing him walk into walls#jason: get uno reverse-d bitch#meanwhile Bruce: *crying*#he called me dad#itâs Bruceâs version of calling Jason little wing#im sorry I just love that they refer to him as a smol bby#cause this man is neither short nor little#heâs Dickâs baby brother#his little wing#his dadâs short round#Babs little bro#Bruce and Dick đ€ calling Jason little and short#JSJKS meanwhile the entirety of Gotham in the background:#??? that is. a 6â4 tank of a man. thatâthat is not a short nor little#tim and Jason see Indiana Jones together no I donât make the rules#also fun fact did you know Indians Jones is movie from the western genre?? cause I just got this information this week#im shook#JSJ#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#indiana jones#red hood#batman#dc
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happy october :]
@scienceteamtober day 1: before the game
with lovely beautiful awesome forever character art by @winkreallyisntable goes CRAZY!!! full art below the cut.
#hlvrai#scienceteamtober#original things#3d renders#AHHH MY APOLOGIES TO SCIENCETEAMTOBER HOST POTIONBARREL BTW! I DID NOT SEE THEIR PIECE BEFORE I STARTED THIS...#it is beautiful to see similar concepts from different perspectives but STILL i hope this does not come across as nabbing your idea :wails:#also ignore the fact that gordon exclusively owns copies of kane and lynch 2 i thought it would be funny and it saved on time.#AND because i am a computers guy i have to ignore how much sense this doesn't make with my interpretation [if i'm taking hlvrai seriously]#of how the game shit works and happens#like bro they either would not exist yet or would not yet be installed u get me right#BUT THAT SAID LIKE!!!#i love the vibe of them Waiting. heaheahea. initially this was just gonna be benrey but then i got coda on board and it was silly time.#this was awesome to make. yay :]#yay moment#IGNORE THAT I AM . LATE IN MOST TIME ZONES. HAHAHAHA.
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A new challenger approaches (slowly)
[First] Prev <â-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen chao#jin zixuan#jiang cheng#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play?#Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track.#The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic.#A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing!#I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact.#It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn.#Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle.#Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators!#You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head.#I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.
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Pt. 3
Again, the timing is icky but pretty much everything about it is icky.
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Bruce wondered when Talia al Ghul would stop upheaving his life.
He loves Damian, but one surprise child was a lot, considering the cult deprogramming theyâd had to do.
A second, older, surprise child? That was a bit overkill.
At least this time, the conception was consensual.
Bruce cradled his head in his hands, still-gloved fingers gripping onto sweat-soaked hair. The glow of the bat computer shone on his lone figure, sat huddled before endless screens of investigations and the unraveling threads of Bruceâs sanity.
How was he to cope with the knowledge that a child- his child, like Dick and Damian and Tim and Jason and- suffered so at the man he thought he had beaten so soundly?
It was his fault, Bruce thought, that Raâs al Ghul tortured his⊠Bruceâs⊠daughter so brutally. It was no doubt, a way to assuage his anger at Bruceâs denial of being his heir.
His mistakes always came back to haunt him, but it never laid its furious eyes and hands on his own person. No, when Bruce made mistakes, his loved ones paid for it.
He tried his best, pushed harder as Batman, in penance. But this⊠his unknown daughter, trapped in the shadows of the league where it is cold and cruel and brutally painfulâŠ
How could he repent for the sin of letting his daughter suffer and chained at the hands of Raâs al Ghul? How could he show her that the shadows could be kind? That he would rather break his own spine and get lost in the time stream again before he could even fathom hurting her? He found himself stuck in the same loop of thoughts that plagued him when Damian first came into his orbit.
The screens turned black, and Oracleâs call sign flashed onto the dark pixels.
âOracle. I hadnât finished looking at the cases.â
âGo to sleep, Bruce.â
âNo, there is still work to be-â his voice, dipping into the growl, died a quick death when Barbara cut him off.
âYour daughter is coming tomorrow. So, unless you want to look like a disheveled grease racoon when you meet her, go shower and get some actual sleep.â
Bruce paused, feeling oddly offended. His eye bags werenât that bad.
Bruce caught sight of his reflection in one of the blacked out monitors.
âŠNevermind.
He sighed. ââŠThank you, Barbara.â
âAnytime, Bruce. Iâm always here to kick your ass into gear.â
Bruce huffed, but obligingly got up to change and shower. Alfred silently appeared at the elevators, polished shoes tapping against the stone floor as he raised an imperious eyebrow at Bruce.
âI see Miss Barbara has managed to persuade you to retire at an hour common to regular man, Master Bruce.â
âAh, yes, she⊠did.â Bruce felt the urge to apologize, because if Alfredâs up because of him, itâll wear down harsher on the older manâs health. If there was one thing he took seriously, it would be the health of his loved ones. âSorry, Alfred. Iâll head up to bed soon.â
âSee to it that you do, Master Bruce. I will warm dinner that you had missed by many hours and bring it to your room.â
Bruce lingered as the butler turned around and began making his way back to the main house.
Alfred paused and turned around once more. âIf I may offer you some advice?â
âPlease. Always.â
Alfred sniffed delicately, most definitely thinking of the times Bruce decided not to take his very well reasoned and seasoned advice. âYou have done well with Young Master Damian.â
âMost of that was Dick,â Bruce interrupted, man enough to admit that he wasnât a present or a particularly good father figure before his jaunt through time and space. Alfred shot him a chiding look, reprimanding him for interrupting. Bruce rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.
âPerhaps, but you have put in effort towards all of your children in a way that I have yet to see since Master Jason had⊠gone.â
âIâll never make that period of time up to Tim.â Bruce whispered. Another thing he was guilty of. Tim still avoided some spaces in the manor, even when Bruce had-
âThat is because you sit here, wallowing in your guilt,â Alfred returned. He added a belated âMaster Bruce,â and it sounded like âyou utter buffoon.â
âButâŠâ
âYou must take the first step, Master Bruce.â
âWhat if she hates me? What if Iâm not ready- what if I canât help her?â
âYou will try. She deserves that, at the very least. You must try. Even if you are not ready for the day, Master Bruce, it can not always be night.â
â⊠Youâre right.â Bruce straightened his shoulders. Time doesnât wait. He, of all people, knew that.
âYou will find that I am hardly ever wrong.â Alfred primly rested his hands atop each other.
âThank you, Alfred.â
âOf course. It was also meant literally, Master Bruce, for the sun shall try its best to peek out of Gothamâs smog in approximately three hours and fourteen minutes.â
âIâm going, Iâm going,â Bruce grouched.
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Her mother gave her a slow, cautious hug, akin to approaching a wild animal.
She huffed, and pulled her mother into a crushing hug. She allowed herself, for the first time in a long time, to linger and cling onto her motherâs shirt. Another tendency that Raâs had thought heâd beaten out of her.
âBe careful,â the reincarnation whispered.
âYou as well, my beloved daughter.â
âYou do not have to remind me that I am beloved, mother. I know.â
Talia al Ghul tucked a strand of the reincarnationâs curled hair behind her ear. âNo, I do not believe that you do. But that is⊠my own fault. I will tell you and remind you that you are beloved to me as long as I can. I have two decades of it to make up to you, habibti.â
The flight attendant- a League operative- returned from placing her bags onto the private plane.
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A sleek car made its way up Wayne Manorâs winding driveway. Sheâd declined the offer to pick her up from the airport. She had wanted a vehicle of her own, and some time before she met every one else. No doubt, knowing what she knew of her brother and Bruce Wayne, not to mention the little photographer, they were most likely tracing her path to Wayne manor obsessively.
She tapped her nails on the wheel as she drove towards her brother. Brothers. And⊠Bruce Wayne. On one hand, sheâs kept them safe. On the other, sheâd sacrificed years of getting to know them. It was odd, to feel this intensely awkward and nervous after years of intense hatred or apathy sprinkled by the the occasional love and fondness for Damian and her mother.
âHmmm.â She hummed, slight smile spreading a bit more as the sound came out without pain. Two weeks, and the novelty of freedom had not worn off. She thinks that it would never wear off. She cherished it.
The gate had opened without needing a code, so they most definitely knew she was here. Itâs a good thing she had prepared gifts in advance. Dodging Gothamites as they drove and jaywalked had been a rather unforeseen ordeal that she was not looking forward to repeating.
She rolled to a smooth stop at the front doors, giving the intricately carved oak doors a passing glance. She huffed a laugh as she saw Damian, flanked by Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth, staring proudly outside at the front door. Theyâre anticipatory of her arrival. Warmth spread through her heart, and for the first time in a long while, it wasnât the heat of rage.
She opened the doors with a quiet click and hiss, stepping out onto the heated paved driveway, and closed the door. At the steps, the two older men had frozen but Damian had come walking quickly towards her.
âDamian,â she whispered as he came near her, suffusing as much fondness as she could into his name. Her little brother all but sprinted towards her, screeching to a stop in front of her with excited eyes.
âWelcome to Wayne Manor, ukhti.â He said formally. Her eyes softened and she pulled him into a hug.
(yÄ waáčawÄáčÄ« aláčŁáčŁážĄÄ«r is the phonetic spelling.) ("ÙŰ·ÙŰ§Ű·Ù Ű§ÙŰ”ŰșÙ۱" is the actual spelling. I think.)
âI have missed you, ya wat-wat alssgirr,â she whispered. The familiar endearment, âmy little bat,â rung warmly like a warm crease ruffling his hair. The silks of her clothes and the ever present warm sand and candle scent wrapped around him like a hug⊠like the hug she was currently giving him.
(Her clothes were in blues and silvers. It suited her, she who had been forced in green and golds and cuts of black.)
âI still can not believe you all but told me who father was and I still could not figure it out until mother told me.â
She pulled back. âDamian, you were five.â
âI have little doubt you were smarter at my age, ukhti, so do not lie to me.â Damian grumbled. Nevertheless, he stepped back.
âNo, you were smarter.â
And to her, he was. Itâs not like Damian had the edge she did, and he wasnât the one trapped for twenty something years. She had foolishly thought that Raâs wouldnât dare to harm her too much, seeing as she was his blood, but Damian knew from day 1. She made sure he did. If she was half as smart as Damian, she would have bent her knee and obeyed, no matter how she felt about killing. She would have taken warning Raâs issued and soaked in the poisonous praise to bide her time to escape. She could not- she did not- do what Damian found effortless, and paid the price for it.
âUnlikely,â Damian said, turning around fully, but she could see the tips of her brotherâs ears burning. Ah, perhaps she had been to stingy with compliments if he was shy hearing a mild one, sincere as it might have been. âThis is Alfred Pennyworth. He is the butler, and an integral part of the family.â
Damian glanced at her, taking in her suddenly impassive face, and nods. Good. His attitude towards Pennyworth when he first arrived was⊠mildly shameful. His ukhti was smart enough to know that and therefore he won the argument.
On her part, the reincarnation followed along like she hadnât mildly stalked this family for decades. It was nice to see excitement rearing on her brotherâs face. It was rare in the league and Gothamâs gloom had ironically cheered him up far more than the suns of desserts ever did. She nodded at Alfred Pennyworth, who had admirably recovered from his earlier shock.
âAnd this is⊠Bruce Wayne. Our father.â
She tucked a strand of curled hair back, impassive blue eyes meeting her⊠fatherâs.
She offered him a short nod.
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âMy word,â Alfred Pennyworth muttered as his chargeâs (his sonâs) daughter step out of the car. Her steps were silent, graceful, and lighter than a gazelle.
The way she moved, even as she hugged young master Damian, whispered of leashed lethality and treacherous waters. She moved like if grace had a form and Alfred was willing to bet his entire career that not an iota of air got close to her without her knowledge of it, and it reminded the aging man of the young Miss Cassandra. He knew then, that she could have pretended to be unassuming and that he would have had a hard time equating her with danger. That she showed them her potential for death was a sign of trust.
But it was not the way she claimed death as her own name that caught the former spyâs attention.
No.
It was her blue eyes and the way they ever so slightly crinkled fondly as she laid eyes upon her younger brother. It was the way her hair, curled in a nostalgic style, that curtained her face as she spoke to the young Wayne heir, though he could not hear her voice. It was the way that she tucked Damian against her side, protective but encouraging.
It was the way that she, despite Talia al Ghulâs features, resembled his dearest friend, Martha Wayne, in her every movement.
Alfred Pennyworth felt like he was decades younger, standing before Martha as she fondly tucked Bruce against her side and successfully needled Thomas into going to see Bruceâs favorite movie.
It felt like he had his best friend once more, just a little.
From the way Master Bruce stared, it seemed as though he thought the same.
Alfred straightened when young master Damian introduced him. He was the Wayne Family Butler. And she was definitely a Wayne.
Master Bruce stood there like a lout as his daughter greeted him. Alfred shot him a scathing look- he had taught Master Bruce much better manners than to gape, the nerve!- before smoothly directing the attention away. His hands moved as he spoke.
âWelcome to Wayne Manor, Miss-â
She made a sharp motion to cut him off and signed something. Alfred might be a tad rusty in Arabic sign language (like he and the rest of the family hadnât spent the last two weeks frantically memorizing and brushing up on their sign language) but he knew a name sign when he saw one.
âal Ghul.â Damian recognized. He did not use regular Arabic Sign Language with her often, vastly preferring their own established sign, but that did not mean he slacked. âYou may call her al-Ghul.â
âOr nothing at all,â Damianâs sister signed. She looked at him like she was waiting. A test, Alfred realized.
Alfred pushed the slight twinge of disheartening disappointment away. He had wanted to call her Miss Wayne, to perhaps indulge in a bit of nostalgia for a while longer. But he shanât do it at the expense of his charge.
âMiss al Ghul,â he continued, not missing a beat, imitating the name sign with pin point accuracy. She lifted her chin. Alfred sighed in relief. He passed. And now, perhaps he should revive Raâs al Ghul and have a nice, entirely civil conversation about Miss al Ghulâs expectation that her wishes would go ignored.
Alfred will bring his shotguns and most likely would abandon pretenses as soon as that old goat got into his crosshairs. Old as he might be, he was still a very good shot, and civility was reserved for those with honor.
âPlease head inside. I am sure young master Damian would love to guide you on a tour,â Alfred continued like he didnât think of violent second deaths for Raâs al Ghul. âPerhaps Master Bruce will join you, if you are amendable, once he has managed to stop imitating the rather life like form of a smooth brained sloth.â
Alfred congratulated himself on the small crinkle of humor that graced Miss al Ghulâs otherwise expressionless face. Well, expressionless to those that did not know where to look. Fortunately, Alfred and the rest of the family were used to stoic caveman micro expressions, courtesy of Bruce, and therefore it would not be much of a problem.
âI will bring your bags up to your room.â
She scrutinized him and then dipped her head.
âBe careful. There are dangerous things in there.â
âI assure you the utmost privacy in regards to your belongings,â Alfred said.
âPennyworth will not peruse your belongings, ukhti. He has more honor and respect than that.â
Alfred would like to interrogate Talia al Ghul to see who he must introduce some lead to, that clearly disrespected Miss al Ghulâs privacy like so. But for now, he will bask in the warmth of young master Damianâs implicit trust.
Miss al Ghul nodded. She opened the trunk of the car- the interior of which Alfred could now perceive to be entirely customized and of extremely quality material. She handed the keys and gave him access to her luggage. Then, placing her hand at young master Damianâs shoulder, followed the young master into the halls where she ought to have been raised. Or, at the very least, ought to have taken a step in at least once before today.
Master Bruce lingered at the doorway, torn between following the siblings and helping Alfred with the luggage (read: running away.)
âThe daylight is wasting, Master Bruce.â
Master Bruce skittered in behind them like a newborn colt, wobbling and anxious.
Well, itâs time for Alfred to do his job. There was only a single duffle bag.
Hm. Heâll have to tell Master Bruce to take her out for necessities. He hardly doubted that a single bag could last her very long. And Alfred Pennyworth was hellbent on convincing his granddaughter to stay, may the gods have mercy on whichever poor soul that tried to convince her otherwise for he wonât.
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She followed Damian as he led her deeper within the walls of a home she knew by heart from afar. She was like the little photographer in that way. Bruce Wayne trailed behind them like a particularly awkward ghoul, and she found it amusing to equate this turtle necked man was the illustrious Dark Knight. How dangerous.
âThis is the first parlor. It is for guests of the⊠regular persuasion.â
Ah, for the civilians. She nodded.
âAh, the silverware was selected by Alfred.â Bruce interjected, gesturing to the display silverware by the door. Their cabinets were intricate without taking away from the paintings upon the delicate ceramic.
She looked at him, wondering why he was following before giving up and nodding. It was his house.
(Bruce, for his part, felt like his daughter had laid judgement upon him⊠and found him lacking.)
âIt is⊠adequate.â She sighed to Damian. Damian tutted.
âItâs fine to say quaint, sister. It could hardly compare to the palace.â
Bruce jolted, plans for converting the manor into a palace already in the making.
No, he couldnât. Alfred would murder him with his favorite dish.
âI like it, even if it is smaller.â
ââŠ.you do?â
âYou are happy here. It is warm to you. I like it.â She repeated.
Damian latched onto her sleeve. âI- I shall show you my art. And then introduce you to the rest of the bumbling fools we have for brothers-â
She tilted her head. Bruce paused as well when Damianâs words cut off.
âIf⊠you want them as brothers. It would be⊠helpful, to integrate.â
She waited.
âBut⊠I am the first. Your blood. And-â
âI will make room in my heart for them, if you wish it. I already know some of them.â She allowed a small smile to show. âBut that does not mean you will ever lose your place, little bat.â
Damian felt extremely thankful that father had not managed to pick up their version of sign language yet.
âWell⊠as long as youâre aware.â He marched further into the manor. She followed, once more, a look of fond indulgence gleaming in her eyes.
ââ
She stood in front of a painting her younger brother had done.
âI made it two weeks ago,â heâd told her, fingers curled into her palm.
It was green. She hated green. And gold. And ominous. Rage. Harsh, bold strokes and spots where the texture of the canvas were either globbed over or painfully showing through.
Her hands traced the single stroke of blue amidst the turbulence of green.
She tucked Damian against her side and realized that perhaps he understood after all, what it felt like. Perhaps not all of it, but enough.
ââ
âHere is your room, ukhti.â Damian stood watch as his sister scanned the room. She quickly removed three listening devices as Damian sighed.
âYouâve gotten better.â She crossed the room and plucked the listening bug from its place on the door frame.
âClearly not good enough.â Damian huffed. âBut I have beaten your knife game record. What do you think of the room?â
His sister rolled her eyes and handed him a blade she pulled from somewhere on her person.
An implicit challenge.
âNo cutting your fingers off, please.â Father interceded.
âBegone, father. We are doing sibling bonding, something I remember you insisting that I participate in.â
Damian shut the door on his stupefied face, matching his sisterâs sharp smirk as he splayed his hand on the dresser and raised the blade.
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Alfred walked in with a covered plate and paused at the sight of the dresser.
Then, he looked on as Damian sat at the desk, rapidly signing to his sister in their own version of the language as said sister pulled out an entire wardrobe and a half to fill in the walk-in closet.
Alfred made a note to study some more magic.
âMiss al-Ghul. I bring you a snack that young master Damian made and to inform you that the others will be arrive en masse, within an hour.â Alfred paused. âMight I interest you in a mat before the two of you decide to⊠take a gander at furniture redecoration in the future?â
âOf course, Pennyworth. Apologies.â
âIâll try to make sure they wonât overwhelm you. They can be a lot, at once.â Bruce said from the doorway. Miss al Ghul glanced at him and dipped her head in thanks. Her eyes wandered right back to the dessert.
Alfred made another note.
âYou made this for me?â She asked, switching to standard.
Damian grumbled. âDo not eat it. I could not get the spice quite right, no matter how many variationsâŠâ
âI am sure it will be good.â She took the plate from Alfredâs hand and uncovered it.
They all had the fortune of witnessing a true, genuine wide eyed smile from a stoic face.
Alfred inhaled sharply. He had thought Master Bruce and young master Damian had inherited Thomasâ dimples. But she had inherited his entire smile.
âBstilla!â She turned to Damian. âMy favorite! You made this?â
âI know that. I am not incompetent as to not notice when you snuck three of them from the palace kitchens. You must give me the recipe from the cooks. I could not get it to taste like the spices they used. I even imported spices!â
Miss al-Ghul, like she had forgotten he and Master Bruce were there, stabbed a fork into the pie and put it into her mouth.
âUkhti! Donât- do not eat that! Spit it out! The pastry is too thick and-â
She held up her hand. âItâs good. I know what it is missing.â
She strode to her magic bag and pulled out a bottle.
She sprinkled flakes on top and offered a forkful of bâstilla to the young master who, shockingly, did not insist on his own utensil.
His expression lightened. âThis is it. What is it? You know of the chefsâ methods?â
She sprinkled the mysterious spice on the food. âYouâve never eaten anything the chefs have made. I made your food by hand to prevent assassinations and inoculate you against toxins. Also, this is poison.â
Alfred stiffened.
âItâs what?!â Bruce spoke up, rushing into the room, finally to try and look Damian over.
âIt is fine. He has been immune since he was three.â
Miss al Ghul placed a piece of poisoned bâstilla in her mouth and ate. Young master Damian batted his father off, saying that poison inoculation was hardly a surprise. What was a surprise, though, was something else.
âThat is- you- youâre the one who made my meals?â Young Master Damian demanded, looking guilty. âBut- I- why did you not tell me? I made all of those demands in the middle of the night- what about the time I sent back the knafe fifteen times?â
She nodded.
âWhy would you- why did you not tell me?â
âYou knew what grandfather thought of women. And besides, it was the only time I was allowed sweets. He did not want me to ruin my figure as it would lower my marketability.â
Alfred itched for his gun.
âYou are not a commodity,â Master Bruce stated, intense as he tended to be. Miss al Ghul blinked at him.
â⊠I am aware. But⊠thank you.â
âAh. Yes. Of course.â And there went the emotionally intelligent Master Bruce. May he rest in peace until the next time he decides to make an appearance.
âI believe today is a chocolate chip cookie day, do you not, young master Damian?â
âYes, Pennyworth, I believe it is.â
âI have never tried it before.â
âYou will love it. Pennyworthâs cookies are the best in the world, as is expected.â
Alfred watched as young master Damian tugged his sister out and marveled. The sides of his grandson they rarely get to see was so easily pulled out by his older sister.
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Yâall I wanted to write her meeting the siblings but Alfred came out of no where and went haha nope feel the angst of a man who lost his best friend and had to raise her vigilante child.
Alfred, seeing Bruce put on the bat cowl for the first time: martha, why have you forsaken me
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Me: what would baby assassins play as a binding game?
Me, remembering my past as a kid: I Spy, but with trackers and bugs. oh wait⊠THE KNIFE GOES CHOP CHOP CHOP
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Also, I think Bâstilla was food meant only for royalty and was probably rooted in slavery, so I thought it would be a meaningful nod to her position of privilege and how she are like a king but was treated as a⊠bed warmer and a slave. Yeah. If anyone knowledgeable on food history wants to school me on bâstilla, feel free to do so. I did like, a cursory research at best.
#Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayneâs guilt complex#Bruce âeverything is my faultâ Wayne#no Bruce not everything in fact is about you bby#ras al ghul#Raâs was a jackass long before you were born#oc in dc#batman#tim drake#damian wayneâs older sister#damian wayne#Bruce took his guil and fucking sprinted with it#heâs also making a lot of (very fair considering the circumstances) assumptions about oc#did I write that entire first part so I could make Alfred quote a poem?#yes yes I did#technically itâs also a part of a Kanye west song or whatever#oc: my brother is so cute look heâs so excited to see me#everyone else: what? hes walking so elegantly and calmly???#sleep deprived me did not do the difference between habibi and habibti#Alfred Pennyworth#Alfred Pennyworth was besties with Martha Wayne#Martha Wayne coming back to haunt the Waynes via her granddaughter#Alfred calling Raâs and honorless goat#a couple thousand words of Alfred being sassy
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You know what? You know what I think?
I think that if we lived as we were meant to, in larger intimate ("extended family") groups and with more shared labor and time to do it (UBI NOW) people like me would not feel so useless and burdensome because there would be people around to help and to do what neurodivergent people can't while making valuable space for the neurodivergent to do what they ARE good at.
The way we live right now, all right, the way we live right now forces units of two adults to be able to do EVERYTHING or PAY to have someone come do it for them. I have to do the housework. I have to do it! But I am having to do a million different things and most of them I am not good at. I suck at them.
I wouldn't feel like shit, okay, if I had more than one other person around who was not a child and who could do the things I can't, like do the yard and cook and do repairs and basic maintenance; and someone else to split everything else that I like but is too much for me. It would free me to do what I am good at and enjoy. Cleaning, as in the sink and toilet, the windows, the blinds. Taking out trash. Folding, hanging, and sorting laundry.
But because all the shit I can do often relies on other shit being done first, and I can't do or have trouble doing those things, the shit I can do often can't be done. And even the shit I can do, I can't do ALL of it. So I can't keep up, and things get very bad.
We aren't meant to live like this. We are not meant to live like this.
That thought hurts so much because being able to flee the birth family is integral to survival for so many people. I'm so afraid that living in larger family groups would create more opportunities for, say, queer kids to be isolated, rejected, bullied, and abused. But if we gave people enough money to survive, and stopped considering children the property of their parents with no system in place to help them escape bad situations except a system that is often just as bad, just different.
I'm aware that communes and collectives aren't all that successful and are kind of a joke. I don't mean that. I mean a fundamental shift to multigenerational families where taking in "strays" (which my family did) is also normalized so people escaping abuse into existing households was accepted, with these families centered in maybe a couple of different larger residences so not everyone has to buy and maintain their own fucking washing machine and vacuum cleaner, and so people can benefit from large group meals that yield leftovers, and so child and elder care can also be centralized.
Then disabled people and the neurodivergent and sick and injured people, and pregnant people, and grieving people, would not have to either labor through all those stressors or consign themselves to living off an unlivable pittance or being put under legal guardianship.
I'm not saying anything new. People live like this in other parts of the world and maybe it sucks and I am wrong. But I'm just really mad right now because I can either do laundry or clean the sink but not both, and I really think we could improve society somewhat by making it so I did not have to choose one without sacrificing the other.
#im feverish feeling (not a real fever just malaise that i have no other way to describe) from the IBS (which can affect you like that#)#and i don't actually want to do ANYTHING#i would have to even living with others but it would be easier#at the very least i wouldn't have had to clean the microwave earlier which is hard because my arms are like the size of a meerkat's#and i can only reach the back with my fingertips#where is my BF in all this?#WORKING FULL TIME WITH BACK PAIN#yes i AM going to want him to have to do as little as possible when he comes home#he's neurodivergent too and struggles with the same shit#it's all a mess#we are doing way better i didn't realize how deep a drain three very sick cats were#but there's still only two of us#if you are disabled physically OR MENTALLY you should at least get in-home household help once a week or so#there's places that do that but the limitations are usually severe and always rule me out#because im not single im not an elder im not a veteran and im not physically disabled#if we have to ration that sort of thing i can see how on the whole it is more caring to allocate those resources to for example elders#but the fact that i celebrate what help there is doesn't mean i don't get mad that more people can't access it#is2g if i was functional enough snd physically sound enough i would start a charity that did intervention cleaning for people like us#who have fallen behind and can't catch up but can MAINTAIN#and who helped people clean for a few months during and after an illness pregnancy trauma major loss etc. so they could stay on their feet
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So lately Iâve been seeing a lot of posts asking people to stop trying to make Odysseus look nice in their works cuz heâs a âmessed-up person in the mythologyâ. Your opinion is valid however I have but one thing to point out:
You want to know who started all this? Who started to âmake Odysseus look niceâ in the first place?
Itâs Homer. Itâs nobody else but Homer himself.
A non-Homeric Odysseus would try to murder people out of his own interests. Heâd murder Palamedes without remorse (and weâd be cheering over this but itâs a murder after all), heâd attempt to murder Diomedes just to get the Palladium himself, heâd volunteer to kill AstyanaxâŠmeanwhile you wouldnât find any mention of either Palamedes or Nauplius in Homerâs poems, neither did he mention anything abt the Palladium heist (and Diomedes necessity did not happen until Cononâs version), the death of Astyanax, the distribution of war prizes, etc. And all the details in the Odyssey seemed to deny the existence of Naupliusâs vengeance at all, so Odysseus would not take any of the blame.
A non-Homeric Odysseus would be depicted as âcruel, treacherousâ, meanwhile in book 10 of the Iliad Odysseus was not mentioned to have killed anyone during the marauding, neither did he promise Dolan anything at all. The negative interpretations are denied by these details subtly put by Homer.
A non-Homeric Odysseus would be widely known as a âcowardâ for only shooting arrows from afar. But Homer gave him a spear and had him absolutely slaying in both the Iliad and the Odyssey. That part of Ajaxâs speech was invalid already.
Most importantlyâa non-Homeric Odysseus would be having kids everywhere else, and the loyalty to his own wife as seen in the Odyssey is no where to be found. Meanwhile his lineage was a single-son line made by Zeus in the Odyssey, and his love for Penelope was one of his main drives, especially seen in book 5 of the Odyssey. He loved his family as a loving parentâsomething you donât get to see in most of the non-Homeric writingsâfor most of the time they followed a different tradition indeed, in which Odysseus wasnât half as nice as in the Odyssey.
TL;DR: in case you havenât noticed, the characterization of the Homeric Odysseus was quite different from a non-Homeric version of Odysseus. Itâs not that Homer didnât know of the existence of other versionsâhe knew them too well, which is why in his version of the story, you donât get to see any mention of them.
#and now hot take: your opinion is invalid cuz there isnât supposed to be such a term as âniceâ when describing a person#he did not join the war willingly and the war crimes he did were out of necessity#no god has judged him on these âwar crimesâ so neither should you#not especially when youâre basing it on your modernized view of this matter while the ideology of heroes is so different in ancient times#there isnât such a term as âniceâ or ânot niceâ when it comes to an Ancient Greek hero#theyâre complicated persons with feats on their shoulders and family of their own#tagamemnon#the iliad#the odyssey#homerâs iliad#homerâs odyssey#the epic cycle#homer#odysseus#epic the musical#tagging epic cuz Iâve seen such opinions directing at Epic!Odysseusâbut how on earth was he a âniceâ person#he did much horrible things in act 2 and isnât that what you would like to see or did I smell double standards?#*shrugs* I do not direct this at anyoneâjust at some specific opinions Iâve read online#anyways thereâll always be arguments but letâs just agree on the fact that heâs a grey character and he did stay grey in these adaptations#so fricking tired of these negative commentaries which are not constructive at all#LyculÄ« sermĆnÄs
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger đ#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less đ«¶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like đ. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.đat least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheeseeđžđž
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Haha
#yanqing#honkai star rail#hsr yanqing#my immediate fixation on ice wielding child genius characters in every media I consume strikes again#idk I just think heâs neat!! and so is his gender#heâs definitely overdesigned but I do enjoy the general shape of his clothes#like wow⊠baggy outer layer AND baggy inner layer#how come you get to have two baggy layers#still donât know that much about him even after reading his character stories on the wiki#so Iâm hoping that his quest writes him well#I suppose thereâs some degree of like interesting contrast in the fact that heâs very young on a ship full of people who live very long live#but I feel like regardless they really donât give him much of a personality besides his hyperfixation on swords and the general naivety and#inexperience from youth yknow what I mean#I just think it would be cool to see like why heâs so ambitious! was he railroaded into being a knight because of his talents? did he try#to be accepted as a knight? what kinds of expectations is he facing and what expectations does he place on himself as a result#I really hope he isnât just there to be a simpler minded child character for jingyuan to take care of
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hilarious that with each new day that passes a new bit of dirt from JD Vance's past gets discovered and plastered over the internet...it's almost as if this is why presidential campaigns have always announced their running mates well before the convention...so that if glaring issues with a candidate came to light quickly there would be time to replace them on the ticket before they were officially locked in...it's almost as if certain things in political campaigns were done for a reason, donald...because the very same critical failures had happened before...but no i'm sure you and your guys attempt to recreate a fantasy version of history while ignoring all the reasons that history was a disaster will work this time...because you are built different and the 10000th time trying fascism will work like a charm...
#us politics#politics tw#i view the MAGA movement like this:#the conservatives have been desperately trying to jam a square peg into a round hole for a very long time#and they keep trying because one of these times its GOT to work! a very long time ago they heard the hole was more squarelike#so if they just TRY hard enough it will work!#failing to understand that the hole has become weathered and changed over time and the solution they are trying#will never work (if it ever did)#and then donald trump comes along and looks at the square peg#lobs one of the corners off and proclaims 'this is a triangle! THIS will work! I am so smart!'#and everyone around him is like 'whoa! this guy gets it! he's a genius and understands the problem! he's our savior!'#ignoring the fact that the peg is not a fucking triangle. it's just a deformed square now#so its still not going to work. and even if it WAS a triangle it still wouldn't work because THE HOLE IS ROUND.#it's the same damn peg but it looks a little different so everyone thinks its a genius solution that is DEFINITELY going to work#so they're all excited! they're FINALLY going to prove those idiots trying different types of oval pegs wrong!#they were right all along and it just took donald trump to see it! thank goodness he came along!#but that's just it-- he WAS just COMING ALONG. he was just walking by and saw an opportunity. he never spent time trying to make pegs#all he did was saw a crowd and took a chance to break an already failing peg even further#but because the people were desperate and it was different enough it seemed revolutionary#and now some of the conservatives--who can still see that the 'triangle' peg isnt a triangle are starting to look around#and see that elsewhere there have been some who have forced a triangle into the center of the round hole#and these people think well what if we ACTUALLY tried a real triangle?#and it does not matter to them in the slightest that it will never be the true solution to filling the hole#they just want credit for solving the problem#and so they are going to back donald trump and when the time is right put a real triangle in his hand#while the people trying ovals are busy arguing over the right type of oval#and once the triangle has been jammed into that hole...well...#it is going to be really really hard to force out#anyway thats a long and complicated metaphor and i probably should have just put it in its own post aaaaaahgh#long story short dont be a fascist triangle alright
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the fact that ty is sure that he is in love with kit is making me go feral. like there is absolutely no denial of his feelings, like he knows knows. to have it officially confirmed is making me so emotional stop
#the fact that cassie officially stated this is just so??? surreal????#and not only did she say these are romantic feelings#but also that this was a romance from the very beginning#so heavily implying ty has been truly whipped for kit since the moment they met#i will never ever get over this#twp is coming so soon and she is telling us more and more info i am so full of emotions :â(#let me see my babies soon please :(#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#kit x ty#kitty#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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I swear, nothing makes me go bonkers fucking yonkers quite like comparing Athena and Apollos' introductions to the WAA.
When Phoenix asked Athena to come work for the agency, he reached out overseas to get in contact and offer her a job. When Phoenix asked Apollo to come work for the agency, he didn't even mention what the business was called or what they actually did.
On Athena's first day in court, Phoenix showed up and took over for her when she started to break down. On Apollo's first day in court, Phoenix made him an accomplice in crime and almost ruined his career.
When Athena introduces her childhood best friend to the WAA, they get her cleared of murder charges and save a friendgroup. When Apollo tries to introduce his childhood best friend to the agency, he dies before that can even happen.
When Athena returns to the space center, she is greeted by the robots with open arms. When Apollo returns to the space center, he is greeted by the name of a dead man.
When Phoenix sought out Athena as a protégé, it was because he realized how much she was hurting. When Phoenix sought out Apollo as a protégé, its because he realized how much he could be used to hurt others.
#something something you are everything I wish my life could have been.#you did not steal those opportunities from me because they were never even mine to begin with.#it feels like you were afforded so much more than I ever was but I look at you and I don't see someone at peace and happy#and the ways they use this to parallel him to AURA. someone who also feels like Athena 'stole' all the attention and love#and none of this in Athena's fault she didn't ASK for these things#she spends the whole game suffering from the fact that someone threw their life away just to preserve hers#but its happening and she cant stop it and apollo knows its not her fault but still. it still hurts#thinking about how protege comes from the french word 'to protect'#aa#ace attorney#ace attorney dual destinies#dual destinies#aa dual destinies#aa5#aa5 spoilers#athena cykes#apollo justice#phoenix wright#clay terran#juniper woods#spk plays dual destinies
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YO! Being a drawing, whatâs there to be afraid of!
#can you tell which iteration currently has a chokehold on me#1996 is such a fresh remix on the original im loving it#ngl that first arc almost lost me cuz of how annoying hong hai er was but it started growing on me near the end so I stuck it out#I will say tho that the love interest arc just pissed me off#thank god the love was onesided and she died at the end#I actually did like yan yan as a character but girl GET UP. HAVE SOME DIGNITY!! I DONT CARE WHO HE IS YOU SHOULD NEVER BE DOIN ALL THAT#FOR A MAN#I love this show but it does NOT pass the Bechdel test lmao#I gotta calm down I ranted enough about this arc to my friend - so hard in fact that I got a white hair from it#it physically aged me im never forgiving those goddamn spider demons#journey to the west 1996#journey to the west#journey to the west fanart#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#jttw#jttw fanart#digital art#my art#im on the mpreg arc now which im so pleasantly surprised that they decided to shoot cuz every other iteration is too much of a pussy to#canât wait for the group birth#if they donât show hole on my screen and let me see the baby come out like im King Louis XIV of France this entire thing will be a flop#no exceptions#im also pissed about the tiger general becoming more girly and changing her whole character for a crush girl get UP
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Took his pants away bc studio Bones is too cowardly to do it themselves Êâ  â êâ ᎄâ êâ Êđ«¶đ
#this is actually a WIP and i wanna come back snd make it look nicer asp#but I'm also working on like 4 other things so im calling this done for now#I rewatched MHA again with my friends and I always have the same thought in S5 and S6#that his pants just should not have survived any of that#like its the most unrealistic part of MHA actually#you're telling me all his other clothes got blown off and vaporized but those fuckin pants are still new as the day he got em? nah#lemme see his Shigacocki#i did in fact draw one under there but tu m blr is mean and would b a n me sorry#i got blackout stoned and drew this then found it the next day like đł#I'm mad bc I feel like his face looks different every time i draw him#consistency WHO??#anyways enjoy the meal#my art#bnha#MHA#my hero academia#mha shigaraki#bnha shigaraki#shigaraki tomura#shiggy#tenko shimura#league of villains#MHA season 6
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No Homo. Just committed to the bit.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#the âdamn before marriageâ followed by a bridal hoist came to me in a vision at 3am#i scrapped the prev comic and remade it into what you see here#dont worry we will cover the fact lwj admits to knowing wwx is in mxyâs body#Iâm sacrificing scenes for the sake of mirth & giggles & pacing#ok lets talk about being carried. because it carries so much weight (aha)#to be carried is to rely on other people. To force them into helping. To make them lose face#thats wwx main argument here! âdonât do this for meâ. underneath: âIâm not worth the burden on your shouldersâ#to which lwj says âcome here and be a burden (literal: weight) in my armsâ#wwx handles being picked up like a fussy cat. which is to say he complains going up and going down.#but is fully settles once *secure and held*#anyway! cant beleive lwj is doing all of this to get back at all that joke flirting wwx did 15 years ago#what a silly guy B*)
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