#I HAVE LIKE 9 BITES

[karmaajr]

chat, as president of like... the world, I think that we should kill all mosquitos :3

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[umblrspectrum]

hi heres art so you pay attention to me now go read the tags

[snuggles-and-struggles]

I have probably half a dozen or more ideas around one or both halves of spicyhoney being a "gaster blaster dragon" shapeshifter beast thing, but the most recent addition to the pile is rattling around again so

In this specific version, they're more akin to werewolves in their alternate form than full quadruped "dragons" (or what have you), so still mostly biped, no wings, just bigger and pointier with the Signature elongated skulls with horns and the double jointed legs. And tails of course, I would never miss an opportunity to add tails.

Anyways. After meeting via typical machine shenanigans before surfacing, none of them are certain the others can shapeshift and sort of try to hide it while simultaneously finding out? But of course, eventually, they soon learn the truth, and are more comfortable discussing the odd trait amongst each other.

Except Edge. For whatever reason, he excludes himself from anything related to shifting, and hasn't done so in front of any of the others. To each their own, whatever, eventually, one by one, they're freed to a shared surface, and things are looking up.

Except for Edge. At least for the most part. Ever since surfacing, he’s seemed to have gradually increasing problems with his temper and magic control. This could be chalked up to how stressful his job is, or the same reasons other monsters had noticed changes in their magic control (just natural adjusting to no longer being underground). But Rus suspects it's more than that.

He enlists Stretch's help to figure out what's wrong with Edge, and primarily only manage to stress and upset him further. So Stretch takes one rare opportunity to talk to Edge alone, and with a lot of patience, ultimately learns that Edge's shifting ability doesn't work like everyone else's. It's almost like some sort of alter ego takes over, and he almost never remembers what he did while shifted.

It started when he was a young teen, and got worse over the years, especially as he gained LV. It really is almost like a stereotypical werewolf situation for him, as he, apparently, behaves very animalistic and aggressive. He used to be able to shift with his brother's supervision just to burn off the excess magic but it's become a bigger problem since surfacing, likely due to the improved quality of health and living.

Stretch listens, and then they talk, and ultimately, he offers to help Edge burn off some of the energy now and then. Edge is averse to the idea for the same reason he doesn't want his brother around anymore, fear of hurting him, but Stretch insists his reflexes are plenty good, and he has full conscious control in his shifted form, so he'd be more than equipped.

They back and forth a bit more, until Edge agrees to think about it, which leads to accepting some time a few days later. He can't keep letting this hamper him. Stretch is also hopeful that exercising his alt form more frequently might help him redeveloped his self awareness as he couldn't shift all that frequently back underground, which Stretch believes to be the bulk of the problem.

The story then goes on to follow Stretch figuring out the best ways to help Edge (starting with supervised romps through mostly empty woods), and Edge slowly slowly slowly regaining his consciousness even while shifted, and of course growing closer as friends as well. And then they kiss <3

/j but also /srs, although of course there's drama that comes up here and there, probably involving either Edge accidentally hurting Stretch, or someone else hurting Stretch and Stretch having to stop Edge from tearing them limb from limb lol, idk. But they're cute! After they're closer Stretch sometimes calls Edge puppydog and he fucking hates it (<- lie)

[mondaymelon]

guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[hanzajesthanza]

dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.

though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality

[icewindandboringhorror]

Pictures and things

[cozylittleartblog]

Hello!! I just LOVE the way you draw and show us swatch.. I was wondering if your design/persona(lity) of swatch is open to yumeshipping-selfshipping?

I'm a swatch yume and i specifically feel a connection (?) to your design and all that stuff!

-🦠

danke! i don't own them lmao go for it

[yaknowlikenyah]

You and dream girl are so adorable, I'm so jealous of yall 😭

That fucking mutt makes me so horny I want to kill it.

[ryp3004]

💈 Have they ever worn a sex toy in public before? Would they like to, or prefer to make someone else wear one?

💃 Would they ever give a partner a lap dance? Would they ask for one?

📅 Would they ever be able to complete a No Nut November?

🚲 Are they picky about who they sleep with, or a town bicycle (everyone gets a ride)?

🤐 Do they have any kinks that are eternally a secret? What’s stopping them from being open about it?

💈- Rebecca has worn things like vibrating panties before, but she enjoys being in control of her partners pleasure (this changes as she gets older and in a committed relationship, though she indulges in it occasionally)

💃- abso-fruitly she would give her partner one. She likes being able to set a tone and pace. I don't think she'd like being on the receiving end

📅 - NO! THIS WOMAN IS HORNY!

🚲 - she definitely dates around, but it takes at least three dates before she'll have sex with someone

🤐 - autagonistophilia (being on stage or on camera) As a public figure and rising celebrity, this is a no go. She does enjoy taking nudes but she only sends them after they pass her 10 step trust program

[codecicle]

so not misclick meetup. Unfortunately

the actual scream of joy i just let out I can't fucking believe them

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

Love is a Losing Game (trailer)

for @cha-melodius💗 i loved Loving You is a Losing Game so much i couldn't not make this edit

i hope u like it💕

[bookwyrminspiration]

sat down like okay. gotta be serious for a second to figure out this kink in my story. it might be annoying, it might take some effort, but it's crucial for the end result. and then 30 seconds in I realized I'd actually worked it out a few days ago

[dawei-s]

December

[whatthefuckisasweep]

if you or a loved one share a blorbo with me, you may be entitled to financial, emotional, spiritual, and physical compensation

[yaoiconnoisseur]

it's looking like our 15 year old cat is reaching the final stage of her life.. she's not eating much anymore and she's just as skinny and lethargic as my dog was the month before she died a couple of years ago.