#I HATE WRITING LEMON IN FRENCH...but here we are

[enfoutreur-du-futur]

Bonjour fandom du VDF, je pose une petite tempète (fanfiction full hatefuck de Raphisteur) ici-bas pour nourrir mes démons (vous).

C'est un canon divergence (un peu un Evil!Renard) du film donc il y a plus au moins des spoils légers.

[jude-duarte-wannabe]

welcome to the bakery

currently playing; the bakery by melanie martinez "pack it, box it, flip it, top it... the bakery, i'm tryna make some more"

this was inspired by @bunnys-kisses so go check out their page, such incredible stuff <3

when you request, please make sure to let me know if it's from my smut prompts or my soft ones [soft request prompts are still in the works]

hey lovely, how can i help? may i take your order? what do you feel like today? personally i'm in need of some iced tea and all you have to do is pick a dessert, drink and server of your choosing please, please, please don't forget to indicate who you want me to write about!! also please keep in mind that i haven't written anything in a while so it might take a bit for me to back into the groove of it. <3

the bakeries i currently have open are: formula one, resident evil, bridgerton and criminal minds, just for now.[but i am open to any other fandoms you might have in mind! please do not hesitate to ask!!]

the servers i'm currently writing for include; charles leclerc, carlos sainz, lewis hamiltion, pierre gasly, lando norris, max verstappen, oscar piastri, leon kennedy, carlos oliveria, chris redfield, anthony bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, colin bridgerton, spencer reid, aaron hotchner and luke alvez.

i do also accept polyam relationships! [pairing + reader] but only three people just to make it manageable on my end!

all orders can be made to the inbox for @jude-duarte-wannabe and i'll get your order together when i can also let me know if you want your order to...

be extra hot; real smutty or have sweetener; extra fluffy

let me know if want to be added to my taglist by commenting <3 followed by the person.

the bakery menu;

pound cake; "i can be rough and i don't want to hurt you"

churro's; "does my sweet boy need comforting"

cheese scone; "let your brother find out, i don't fucking care"

mille-feuille; "that's it, shit, such a good fucking girl"

cinnamon buns; "no promises"

gingerbread; "i mean i would totally make out with her/him but like platonically, you know"

baguette; "give me a minute, i really need to tickle the shit out of you"

pretzel; "i was never meant to fall for you"

cornbread; "you taste really good"

strawberry shortcake; "he's so cute, i really want to bite him"

soda bread; "wait a second... am i your lockscreen'

focaccia; "i could beat the shit out of you" "i know"

choux pastry; "i can't believe i ever loved you"

pumpkin muffin; "shut up... my girls asleep"

dinner roll; "holy shit, you still love him/her"

cakepop; "goodnight to my future wife, fuck the rest of you"

pull apart bread; "i love you"

souffle; "i'll be gentle"

powdered doughnuts; "marry me"

s'more; "the accent got to you, didn't it"

waffles; "you spill a single fucking drop and we're starting again"

shortbread biscuits; "if he pisses me off again, i'm fucking his girl"

red velvet cupcake; "does he know that i cum deep inside his little angel'

pancakes; "no, we can't, not here"

coffee cake; "i need to breed you"

french toast; "i don't think it'll fit"

crepes; "go back to sleep, you don't need to be awake for this sweetcheeks"

sweet pastry; "i'm trying to get you pregnant, now shut up and let me concentrate"

butter tart; "stop, don't fake it"

sugar pie; "stop wriggling"

zebra cake; "i'll make it fit"

carrot cake; "dirty girl"

date scone; "i'm going to make you a mama and your going to make me a daddy"

cookie; "do you feel that, how fucking deep i am"

brownie; "no fucking touching"

cheesecake; "don't yell at me"

pumpkin pie; "are you nibbling on me"

chocolate cake; "i'll use protection, i promise"

spice pie; "i wonder if your brother know that i cum inside you"

apple crumble; "i can't do this while you cat/dog is watching"

sausage roll; "i hate being your secret"

blueberry slice; "but what if somebody see's"

mushroom pie; "that looks like it hurt"

apple tart; "what do you mean you want me to choke you"

lemon slice; "i forget how small you are sometimes"

swiss roll; "your glasses are fogging up"

truffle; "send me an audio of you moaning"

oaty slice; "you smell like me"

cream puff; "this ends when your pregnant"

custard slice; "no hiding your face"

victoria sponge; "you wanna hold my hand"

english muffin; "i could die between these legs"

bagel; "where you going, this ain't over"

banana bread; "i can't believe you broke my bed"

hot cross buns; "i'll pay for the damages"

apple turnover; "can you keep it down"

fudge; "what do you mean noise complaint"

peach cake; "i've never done this"

tiramisu; "how could you be so stupid"

crumb cake; "nobody has to know"

custard tart; "you gonna let me cum inside"

date pudding; "your going to let me rawdog you, oh fuck"

mince pie; "so fucking dumb"

angel food cake; "did you just squirt, since when could you do that"

savory scroll; "stop stressing, i'm not going to post it"

chocolate chip cookie; "did you just call me pretty boy"

croissant; "don't you dare"

elcairs; "don't, leave them on"

chocolate mousse; "i'm sorry"

boston cream pie; "fuck it's dripping down your legs"

and to drink;

coffee; somnophilia kink

tea; semi public

juice; breeding kink

mocha; daddy kink

peppermint tea; mommy kink

vodka shot; rough sex

sparkling water; gentle sex

oat milk; one night stand

soy milk; friends with benefits

coconut milk; friends to lovers

almond milk; grumpy x sunshine

energy drink; doggy style

turmeric latte; fake dating

cold brew; possessive

espresso shot; dirty talking

chamomile tea; choking kink

glass of water; aftercare

herbal tea; soft but only for you

milkshake; size kink

pina colada; pregnancy

matcha latte; mixed with smau

cider; body worship

mai tai; loss of virginity

margarita; unprotected sex

chai; biting or hickeys [please let me know which]

earl grey; big cock

tonic water; age gap

soda; protected sex

root beer; caught in the act

americano; oral sex

whiskey; degrading language

vitamin water; dom/sub dynamics

irish coffee; drunk sex

lemon water; secret relationship

dark roast; sub character

hot chocolate; sub reader

iced tea; accentally leaking relationship

flat white; brothers best friend

iced latte; best friends brother

iced mocha latte; plus sized reader

smoothie; belly bulge

doppio coffee; wall sex

green tea; spiting kink

cortado; belly kisses

affogato; a bet

lemon ginger tea; single mom/dad

berry smoothie; accidental pregnancy

sunshine smoothies; fake dating

cappuccino; secret baby

rice milk; baby fever

cashew milk; somebody flirts with your bf/gf

iced chai; forehead kisses

[vettelsvee]

... READY FOR IT? | Charles Leclerc

MY TORTURED DRIVERS DEPARTMENT REPUTATION ⋆ TRACK 1

charles leclerc x reader ⋆ smau

summary: y/n finally decides she’s ready to make her relationship with charles public even people just hate her so much for her past dating other f1 drivers. 

taglist: [@celemilii @theseerbetweenus @anniee-mr @stelena-klayley @lozzamez3 @0710khj @afterg1ows @vincentvanshoe @coco-loco-nut @minkyungseokie @lemon-lav @stinkyjax @seokjinkismet @c-losur3 @annewithaneofthegreengable @khaylin27] thanks to all of you who wanted to be tagged! don't forget you can join my taglist by commenting or telling me through dm <3

a/n: i was supposed to start posting this on june 1st, but since we reached 500 followers here i wanted to start posting as a "celebration". i really don't like thinking about thing kind of things BUT i thought this was a special occasion, especially since you've received me really well here. thank you so much to you all who take time to read my works! i've never thought someone would read what i write tbh this is my very first smau so sorry if it's a little bit crap, i promise to improve for the next ones 🙏

you can send your one shots requests here! feedback, as well as comments and reblogs, are truly appreciated!

y/n just posted

y/n we're sooooo back on track (for the third time, yes! idgaf what you all have to say 🥰)

liked by carlossainz55, charles_leclerc and 376193 others

user1 wait wasn't she dating mick schumacher? what is she doing in the ferrari garage?

user2 that was during 2021 season. she broke up with him and then started dating lando back in july 2022 if i remember correctly

f1gossip yep! in 2021 she dated mick, in 2022, lando, and now seems like she put her eyes on one of the ferrari guys 👀

user3 what a bitch. she's fucking everyone to get fame or...?

yourbestfriend go on girlie! show your amour your support 😌

y/n yourbestfriend what a stupid action... fuck you

user4 y/n are you going home? because that's what you should be doing lol

user5 guys I know that y/n might not be a piece of cake for everyone, but PLEASE, respect her

user7 exactly this!

charles_leclerc ❤️

user10 charles explain?

user11 wdym A READ HEART

user12 she might be dating charles omg

carlossainz55 happy to have you finally here! ❤️🙌🏻

user13 NOW CARLOS? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY GUYS? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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y/n since you seem so interested, yep: i'm on the ferrari garage f1 are you spilling the tea? cos I'm not. xoxo, your friendly neighborhood wag

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y/n i was scared af to tell you that french dude and i've been dating for the past seven months. you can call me whore or whatever you want because at this point i don't really care about anything. it's been a wild ride with me feeling soooo uncomfortable with you commenting every now and then about my past relationships. i love mick and i love lando, but sometimes things don't work out, and you don't seem to understand that. anyways, all I have to say is that charles makes me the happiest woman on earth, and that we don't apologize for winning ❤️💋

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charles_leclerc life in these past seven months has been insane. y/n, bet your ready for more but... are you ready for it?

[mossygirl333]

Bakery List ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

@bunnys-kisses gave me this wonderful idea and I really wanted to do this!

How can I take your order today?

We usually serve, X-men, Call of Duty, Supernatural, Baldurs Gate 3, and my own oc Cameron Sinclair <3 (Join our Cam club, he has a nice mom :D)

if you’d like me to add anything onto the bakery list, I’d love to know!

Feel free to add anything you don't find on this list in your order <3

(I DO NOT WRITE NONCON- graphic rape scenes make me feel extremally uncomfortable. I don't do scat, piss, ageplay, underage characters, torture, necrophilia, ext).

The inbox is currently ~ OPEN!

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Main Course~

Coffee ice cream- "I've never done this before."

Marble cake- “Pose for the camera.”

Red Velvet Cake - "Swallow.”

Lemon Meringue Pie- "Wanna wear my cum as lipgloss?"

Tiramisu- "Oh you're a drunk stupid thing arent you?"

Infused Chocolate Cake- "C'mon, take a few more hits. Getting high huh?"

Banana Split - "Oh don't worry, I'll make it fit."

Oatmeal Cookie - "You're a virgin? Don't worry your pretty little head about it, I'll teach you."

Crême Brûlée- “shhh, wouldn’t want them to hear would you?”

Upside-down cake- “don’t play coy, you know exactly what you’re doing.”

Pineapple Pound Cake- “you wanted me to be rough with you, so I’m being rough with you.”

Strawberry Sweet Roll- “Feels so good you’re crying?”

Blueberry Cheesecake- “this night ends with you pregnant.”

Carrot Cake- "You're such a pretty girl. C'mon, say it. You're a pretty girl.

Caramel Brownies- "Mark. Me."

Chocolate Croissants- "Trying to make me jealous?"

Cream Cheese Danish- "Your daddy would hate to see you here with me"

Strudel- "Good luck hiding these Hickies."

Eclair- "Let me finish inside."

Ice Cream Cake- "Please...just tonight."

Chocolate Mousse- "You look pretty fucked dumb."

French Toast- "No one has to know..."

Strawberry shortcake - “You can't expect me to keep my hands off you.”

Sundae - “Don't you need the money?”

Pudding - “Well, well, well, look at what we have here.”

Black forest cake - “You were asking for it.”

Chocolate Custard - “Harder…I said HARDER.”

Flourless cake - “A promise is a promise.”

Drink~

Hot Chocolate- Gentle Sex

Monster Energy- Masochism

Matcha- Size Kink

Hawaiian Cocktail- Bondage

New York Lemonade- Choking

Jitterbug- Praise

Strawberry Milk- Public Sex

Lavender Tea- Somnophilia

Vanilla Milkshake- Aphrodisiacs/sex pollen

Daiquiri- One night stand

Bloody Marry- Vampire Au/ Blood sucking

Scotch Sour- Degration

Mocktail- Pregnancy

Daiquiri- Breeding Kink

Jello Shots- Aftercare

Tea- Sub reader

Tequila- Dom reader

Kool-Aid- Virgin/inexperienced reader

Coca-cola- virgin/inexperienced character

Strawberry Daiquiri- Bimbo Reader

Screwdriver - spanking

Boba Tea - body worship

Cappuccino - overstimulation

Martini - Mafia AU

[robin-writes-and-such]

Thought I’d do a short blog intro!!

HELLO NEW PEOPLE!!

This is a long post

Hello! I go by Robin online ^^

Im a minor so don’t be weird

I PARTICIPATE IN ARTFIGHT!

E/INFP-T (ambivert)

I’m bilingual! (English and French)

I don’t label my gender, but I am trans, my pronouns are they/them and I’m a demiromantic lesbian

Things I commonly use when typing:

Emoticons, tone indicators, italicized text, cutting myself off with a dash, ‘lmao’, keyboard smash, ‘real’, ‘fam’, the terms dude, bro, and man, these specific emojis- 💀🫠😭👏✨🤷‍♂️😔😟😎👍👀💪🙏😡🤯😈

I post a bunch of stuff on this blog; mainly poetry, art, my thoughts on stuff and reblogs

I’m in a bunch of fandoms but the ones that are currently most prominent are The Magicians, Ride the Cyclone, the Rockabye Musical, Les Mis, Adventure Time, Dunmeshi, MLP, TOH and Pokémon

You’re free to make fanart of my ocs as long as it’s SFW, not gorey, and not traced or stolen!

Here are some favourites!

Musical artists/bands: James Marriott, Lovejoy, Phoebe Bridgers, boygenius, Frankie Cosmos, Hozier, Mitski, Leith Ross, Tame Impala

Albums/eps: Bitter Tongues, Pebble Brain, Punisher, Are We There Yet?, the record, Fine Line, Copycat Killer, Trick, Be the Cowboy, Laurel Hell, The Land Is Inhospitable and So are We, Currents; Wasteland, Baby!

Colours: bright orange, yellowy green, magenta, pink

Drinks: Orange pekoe tea with sugar and milk, mango smoothies

Foods: grilled cheese, burnt popcorn, dill pickles

Movies: Les Misérables, Mean Girls, Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, Spider-Man: into the Spider-verse, Sing Street, Whip It, Nimona

Shows: The Owl House, Percy Jackson, The Magicians, Blue Eye Samurai, Dungeon Meshi, Fionna and Cake (and yes, Adventure Time), Bluey, Handmaid’s tale, My Little Pony

Misc: bright colours, lights, writing, fun clothing, drawing, playing guitar and piano, singing, figurines, stuffed animals, the smell of freshly washed blankets, decorating, painting, makeup, musical theatre, english class, roller skating, archaeology, science

Top 10 favourite songs of all time

Nothing Matters- The Last Dinner Party

Model Buses- Lovejoy

Where has everyone gone?- James Marriott

One day more- Les Misérables

Not Strong Enough- boygenius

Kyoto- Phoebe bridgers

Touch Tone Telephone- Lemon Demon

It’s All Futile! It’s All Pointless!- Lovejoy

Chicago- Sufjan Stevens

Leeds United- Amanda Palmer

Dislikes:

Any sort of discrimination really, strong smells, passive aggressiveness, unwarranted hate towards fandoms, miscommunication trope, sweet potato, country music, hockey

I’m just here to have some fun and be silly!! This post will probably get updated quite a bit lmao-

[little-fairy-forest]

1.5k event!

More info below!

Rules :

• Choose any 2 of the prompts (Menu) below, e.g. chocolate cake and garlic bread , I will write the corresponding prompt sentence within your fic

• Add your character of choice ( no character x character)

• Tell me the genre e.g. fluff, angst, romantic, platonic, etc

• Tell me the AU you want e.g. quirkless AU, royal AU, college AU etc

• Please look at my rules for stuff I do not write about here

• Only able to apply for 1 fic as there are limited spaces,

• Please be patient!

Menu for the garden party

Would you like :

Table for two? (Short drabble >500) 1/4

Exclusive booth? (Drabble <500) 0/6

Private balcony? (Mini fic <700) 3/3

Starters

• Garlic bread : "Neither of us are ready, and thats okay"

• Spring rolls : " I deserve so much more than you, your holding me back"

• Caesar salad : "I did it because I had to...not because I wanted to"

• French onion soup : "I'll always chose them, because they always chose me"

• Vegetable soup : "I still need you"

• Calamari : "it was never your fault"

• Stuffed mushrooms : "just let me go, it's better this way"

• bread sticks : "I've always loved them, even when we were together..."

• king prawns : "Don't cry, I hate it when you cry"

• Smoked salmon : "just prented to love me, just once!"

Main course

Pizza : "is that my hoodie?" "Our hoodie"

Cheese burger : " can we stay like this forever?" "No my arms hurts"

Lasagne : " babe, can you please shut the fuck up?"

Steak and chips : "Love you to the moon and back" "only once?"

Kebabs : "I love you" "who doesn't"

Butter chicken : "I saw that! You checked my ass out!"

Sea food boil : "sorry? I didn't understand, I don't speak bullshit"

Spaghetti carbonara : "I got your nose!" "Well I got your virginity!"

Chicken wings : "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm"

Katsu chicken curry : "I can't tell if you need a hug, some wine or kick up the ass"

Dessert

Chocolate cake : "good night, sweet dreams"

Lemon cheesecake : "love you to the moon and back"

Truffles : "Imagine me and you dating..." "I do it all the time"

Ice-cream : "shhh and go back to bed"

Chocolate moose: "it will always be you...It had always been you"

Apple pie : "touch *pronoun* and your dead!"

Fudge brownies : "your blushing" "no.. it's just warm in here"

Tiramisu : "stop smiling...it's making my chest hurt" "your in love (character)" "no I'm still in denial dumbass"

Baklava : "I love you so much" "more than (character)?" "..maybe"

Cannoli : "having love for someone and being in love with someone arw two different things

Thank you for taking part!

No set schedule for when they are posted, but it will be as soon as I can as I'm a fulltime student ❣️

[bibiche007]

Twenty Questions for Fic Writers

Thanks to @jewelledfoxes ! I love these opportunities to chat

1. How many works do you have on AO3? I have 21! And I thought I'd stop after a few… That idea's dead now XD.

2. What's your total AO3 word count? 161,997, but I'm only counting the half, since there are as many French as English.

3. What fandoms do you write for? Just Hellcheer <3 !

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Save yourself, I'll deal with the devil (POV Phillip Cunningham) She likes lemons (and now he does too) (Smut) I've never surfed, but I'll take the big wave (Anorexia and Therapy) There is only one letter difference between our two names. (POV Wayne Munson, slice of life) You are still here (rape/non-con, Jason Carver)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? Yes, every time! These interractions make me so happy! That's why I publish !

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I haven't published it yet! I'm thinking of calling it "Hogwart's phamtome".

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? "My bad habits" because it's all about cuteness.

8. Do you get hate on fics? no, and I'm grateful to this beautiful community for our kind interractions.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? yes, I plan to write some soon (including a Jason/Eddie/Chrissy).

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? No, there are no plans for the moment, but who knows?

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? I don't think.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes, in French, by myself.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? no, but Serenade for a Fairytale was inspired by a fanart and Let's change this logo immediately by a request at an event.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship? I'd say Hellcheer, but I also really like Hermione x Sirius Black, Hermione x Severus Snape, oh and Katniss X Haymitch.

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will? I don't usually publish unless I've already written the whole thing, but I'd say the next 3 chapters of Devour me and my soul if you're hungry.

16. What are your writing strengths? uh I have (sometimes) good ideas, quite original to write ?

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Lord, do we need an exhaustive list or a general idea? I'll mention the French spelling mistakes and the translation errors. I'm having trouble writing smut, finding the right balance between describing sensations and actions, with dialogue in between so as not to make it all declarative speech, without getting repetitive.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? I don't understand this question… But I will say that I like the idea of Chrissy and Eddie using French expressions after their trip to Paris, like "je t'adore" or "mon amour".

19. First fandom you wrote for? A long time ago, I wrote an original character x Sirius Black (of course, I was the character).

20. Favorite fic you've written? A parent can't choose which of their children is their favorite, I love them all! (but And the deer god blesses your way holds a special place in my heart because I think I'm the only person to have an AU Mononoké).

I try my luck with @justhere4thevibez and @a-strange-inkling, I'm very curious to read your answers to these questions (but no pressure).

[seelie-regent]

Remus goes to therapy and Patton talks to Thomas

Part 5 of the Intrulogical Library AU

Let me know if you wanna be tagged

After hours of arguing it was agreed upon that Remus could have his therapy sessions in the library because Remus felt safe there and it would be easier for him to talk about everything there than it would in Emile’s office. In thirty minutes Remus would be heading to the library not to read but for his session. He decided to put on an outfit that would bring him comfort.

Settling on a green jean skirt, a black hoodie with the words ‘Fuck of I’m reading’ scarwled across the front in green calligraphy, black tights, and combats boots Remus was ready because what is better than a comfort outfit when he was going to talk about his emotions which he hated to do. With a heavy sigh Remus rose from his bean bag and opened the door when Logan knocked. 

“Are you ready to go?” Logan asked.

“Yeah. Just let me grab Mortuus and Polypus,” Remus answered.

“Who?” 

“Do you remember the octopus stuffed animal Roman gave me for my eight birthday?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s Polypus. It’s Latin for octopus.”

“How many languages do you speak?”

“Let’s see. I speak Italian, Russian, Romanian, Latin, Finnish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Scottish Gaelic, Japanese, and French. So ten.”

“That is extremely impressive.” 

“Thanks Lo.”

They stopped in front of the library giant oak doors.

“Thanks for walking me over here. I probably would have ditched and hid in the imagination if you hadn’t,” Remus said.

“Of course,” Logan said.

“Well I had better go in,” Remus said.

“Don’t worry. It’ll be fine. Patton called a meeting for Roman, Janus, Virgil, and I so I’ll see you later.” Logan said and left.

Remus took a deep breath and hugged Mortuus before shoving open the oak doors. He moved toward Emile who was sitting in front of Remus’ usual seat. A cup of lemon tea sat on the table next to Remus’ chair and a bowl of fruit sat in front of Mortuus pillow on the mantel. Remus set her down on the pillow and pulled Polypus out of his pocket. He sat down and waited for Emile to talk while fidgeting.

“Hello Remus,” Emile said after a moment.

“Hey Doc,” Remus said.

“So Logan finally convinced you to get help?”

“He made a compelling argument.”

“How did he manage to do that?”

“By explaining to me why he couldn’t help me himself since my mind was working against me making it impossible for me to believe he truly wants to help me. He pointed out that due to my abandonment and trust issues I have a hard time opening up and he can’t help if I don’t. He said that if I got professional help I might be able to open up more to him and the others so they could help me too.”

“So you have admitted you need the help?”

“For the most part.”

“Alright do you want to focus on your abandonment or trust issues first? We’ll work on your self esteem at a later date.”

“Could we start with my abandonment issues because they led to my trust issues?”

“Alright. We’ll use Young Justice since you understand the characters to explain. Now who would you say abandoned you first?”

“Roman. He left first and took Logan with him after we split into light and dark sides.”

“Would you say it was anything like when Jade left Artemis?” 

“I guess. She left for a different reason that Roman left me.”

“And why do you think Roman left you?”

“Because I had no filter or self control making me unbearable to be around. I was gross and loud. No one likes to be around someone like that.”

“Yet he loves to be around you now?”

“I wouldn’t say love more like tolortates my presence.”

“Then why would he now seek out your company?”

“I don’t know.”

“Alright I want you to compare your relationship to your brother to a DC familial relationship.”

“I would say he’s like Dick and I’m Damien,” Remus said after a moment.

“And why is that?” Emile asked.

“I guess it’s because despite how much we fight we still love eachother even if I don’t think he does at times,” Remus eventually said after thinking the question over.

“So you admit he does care?”

“I-I suppose” Remus said after a moment's hesitation.

“Okay now how do you feel about Roman and the fact that he is trying to get to know you again?” Emile asked.

Remus took a sip of his tea and thought over the question. How did he feel about Roman’s effort to be a good brother.

“It makes me happy but I’m still upset that he abandoned me in the first place and I don’t know how to tell him that it still hurts because I know he’s trying to do better and I don’t want to lose him again or sound ungrateful that he is trying,” Remus said after a few minutes.

“And that is a perfectly valid thing to feel Remus but I think you need to tell Roman that you are still upset,” Emile said and pet Mortuus, “You can feel this way. He left you because of something you had no control over but he’s not leaving again. I can promise you that. I can also guarantee he missed you too.”

It continued on like this. Emile picking apart Remus' feelings about everything happening with his brother and helping him understand why he felt that way. Meanwhile Patton was explaining to everyone that he wanted to convince Thomas to accept Remus. Everyone was on board so they rose up in the living room to find Thomas playing video games.

“Ummm… did something happen?” Thomas asked.

“Everything is adequate Thomas, we just wish to speak to you about Remus,” Logan answered.

“Okayyy,” Thomas said, pausing the video game and setting down the controller.

“Before we start I just wanted to say please keep an open mind Thomas,” Logan said.

“Alright? What’s going on?” Thomas said.

“We wanted to talk to you about accepting Remus,” Patton said.

“Wait… what?” Thomas said.

“Over the last couple of months we have spent more time all together and we as a whole think it would be best for everyone including yourself to accept Remus as a part of yourself,” Logan explained.

“Why?” Thomas asked.

“Because we were wrong about him, especially me,” Patton said.

“Patton,  my darling dove, I thought I said to blame yourself,” Janus said.

“Right sorry,” Patton said.

“Remus means no harm. He can’t control the thoughts,” Roman said.

“Okay. Can I talk to him before I decide?” Thomas asked.

“I was actually hoping to not have to bother him. He’s in a therapy appointment right now,” Patton said.

“Umm alright,” Thomas said rubbing his neck, “I think I can accept him but can you tell me about him?”

“Sure,” Roman said and sat down.

“He doesn’t have an opossum named Mortuus that Virgil and I didn’t help raise,” Janus said.

“He is multilingual and speaks ten langues,” Logan said.

“He is a huge DC nerd,” Virgil said.

“He loves octopie and used to want one as a pet but I think he is far happier with Mortuus,” Roman said.

“He loves to read and write,” Patton said.

“His favorite color isn’t jade green,” Janus said.

“He adores psychology,” Logan said.

“He started learning Latin right after the split as a distraction,” Virgil said.

“He can actually cook really well when he tries,” Patton said.

“His favorite flavor isn’t lemon,” Janus said.

“He is surprisingly organized because it helps with his intrusive thoughts,” Logan said.

“He likes to clean and blast music when his mind gets too loud,” Virgil said.

“He does the dishes every night because he likes to play with the bubbles,” Patton said.

As they listed things about Remus Thomas began to accept Remus. His room shifted to the lighter side of the mindscape. Things were going to be better and Remus would never feel left out again they would make sure of it.

[meggie-stardust]

Tagged by the always lovely @myletternevercame. Thanks babe < 3

how many works do you have on AO3? 57

what’s your total ao3 word count? 18,2645 (dang!)

what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Acts of Man | Merlin | Merlin/Arthur

Nightmares | PJO | Jason/Percy

Looking for the Things We Lost | Teen Wolf | Peter/Stiles

Here I Am (Stuck in the Middle With You) | PJO | Jason/Percy

The Legend is True | Teen Wolf | Peter/Stiles

do you respond to comments, why or why not? I try to as often as I can. When I first post something and I get an influx of comments, I try to do it once a day. But when I get random comments on old stuff, I often forget to go back and reply, but I read every single one, and I do try to remember to write back.

what’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? Oh man. Most of my fics happy endings... But the happiest?? Probably Acts of Man, since it's a Christmas fic and it has this kind of storybook coda on the end of it.

what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? Hmm. My older fics tended to be a little more angsty and open ended... probably this old Sterek fic Those Who Hunt Us or this Isaac Lahey study Bygone

do you write crossovers? Not much anymore, but I did a cool 3 sentence fic challenge back in 2014 and each prompt (from tumblr folks at the time) were things like MJN air + Supernatural or Sherlock and John work at Mooby's. I also have a soft spot for this Sherlock/Cowboy Bebop xover cleverly called 221Bebop: Honky Tonk Woman. And of course, there is the abandoned HP/Sherlock crossover bestie and I started and will never finish, so IDK why I even bring it up. Actually come to think of it, I also had the Sherlock Monstrumologist one... I just wrote a lot of Sherlock xover fic back in the day, huh.

have you ever received hate on a fic? Not on AO3 comments. I haven't gotten some odd reviews/comments, but I have been very fortunate to have not experienced much of this in my 20+ years in fandom.

do you write smut? if so, what kind? Yes. All of the kinds?? I remember thinking it was such a big deal to write a "lemon" back int the day, and now it's old hat. Of course, I can't really write PWPs (I think I have one maybe??), I always have to write a giant backstory just to get to the good stuff (see my 18k GW beast of a fic for a lemon/smut fest. smhd)

have you ever had a fic stolen? not that I'm aware of...

have you ever had a fic translated? Yes! And it's such an insanely wonderful honor. I've also had fics written that are inspired by mine and I just... blanket permission to anyone who wants to remix, translate, art, whatever my work. It's so flattering.

Most recently, I had Black Sails in the Sunset translated into Portuguese.

have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes, but it was abandoned. I would love to do something like that again. Or something slightly different, like a comic *cough*@bettertasting*cough*

what’s your all-time favourite ship? How does one even answer that? Heero/Duo was the ship that got me into fandom; Harry/Draco is something I will still occasionally return to when I want like nostalgic comfort; Merlin/Arthur has some of the best fanworks I've ever consumed and they feel more like canon works than fanon; I've been reading and writing Stiles/Peter for like 5 years now... So, this is my non-answer. IDK man. I have a whole fleet and I'm ok with that.

what’s a wip that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? I had this idea for a Stranger Things OT3 fic at the end of Season 1, and then I wrote the first chapter and never posted it or wrote more before Season 2 dropped, and meh. I'll never go back to it. I loved the idea, but the characters have changed so much, I don't think I could capture what I wanted anymore. Maybe I'll post my WIPs I'll never finish someday and clean out my WIP folder.

what are your writing strengths? I think I'm funny and can inject that well into characters? And I like to think that I am good at writing in the character voice.

what are your writing weaknesses? If I need a "real" plot. Like, I cannot write case fics or mission fics or anything like that. I spent ages reworking my last fic so I could "Kevin Smith" the action by only have characters talk about some stuff that happened to them, and never see any of it on screen.

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? I think I would take the easy way out and do it like: "blah blah blah" she said in French; or "she let out a rant in French" but never actually worry about translating anything.

what was the first fandom you wrote for? Gundam Wing! And back at it 20 years later!

what’s your favourite fic you’ve written? Hmmm. I really do like the last fic I wrote, my reentry to GW:

Our Love Keeps the Things it Finds | Gundam Wing | Heero/Duo/Trowa

And on the other end of the spectrum, and short 500 word fic that I really, really love:

A Slow Deep Panic | PJO | pre-Jason/Percy-ish

ok tagging: @punchedbymarkesmith @gatesofdisorder @lolahardy @pineappleglazedham @gentleranium @theheadgirl and you! Yes, you! Do you write fic? Are we mutuals? Do you want me to tag you in things? Let me know by doing this and tagging me!

[scriibble-fics]

About Clare: what an ass! Pardon my french. I get that James ghosted her, but that does not give her the right to be obnoxious to Diana (funny that, I don’t remember her last name) or to throw around that his parents died. I mean, wtf. I can see James being into the fact that she is very straightforward about being into him and that feeding his broken heart and bruised ego. Plus, there’s quidditch. But she’s no annoying.

Oh, Esther. I felt so sorry for her. She must be feeling awful and it’s not even James’ fault. Sometimes we are a bit detached and way too settled on a monogamic relationship (James gives that vibe, the monogamous guy) and we hardly pay attention that we are not that invested. James seems to be like that with Esther. But I don’t think he was that big of as asshole to her. Breaking up is always hard.

I was not very interested in Daniel and Rick. I confess I was expecting someone who would make James even madder. A Hogwarts ex-boyfriend. Someone who was his rival. Lily was so ethical, I think that goes with her character so much. I can also relate to that. I’ve made decisions exactly the same: “oh, this guy was a bit too obvious around my ex, that would be disrespectful. I can find someone else”. So, I don’t really care for either of these guys. One had her lifestyle, probably doted on her, the other had no idea what he was getting himself into.

I had also thought that Lily might have read about James and Clare on the news. That must hurt like a bitch. Seriously. She was so mature about it all. I know that Lily’s been used to life giving her lemons (been before adulthood, there was Snape, bigotry, Petunia), even rotten ones, so I can see her acting indifferent as a mean of protection.

The smut! Wow. They are both so kinky. And they build each other up so much. I still find it funny that Lily thinks that this is not a sexual activity. Whatever she needs to tell herself.

Loved knowing about Mrs. Evans and that makes soooo much sense with things that we know about Petunia.

Sirius and Remus, oh, I just love them.

I love your takes, as always!! Your reviews and responses and asks are always so thoughtfully-crafted. Seriously, each one is its own mini essay, and not just in length, but in the way you craft an argument.

Your thoughts on Clare and Esther seem to be the norm here: people feel much worse for Esther than Clare, which I totally get. We had to watch James break up with her, whereas we didn’t with Clare. I do wonder how different reactions might have been if we’d seen James ghost Clare and then deal indifferently towards their final conversation, but I doubt there would be be a ton of difference. I think a lot of it comes down to the ways Clare and Esther reacted to James: Clare with anger, Esther with sadness. James dealt with the anger far better than the sadness, and so we all dealt with the anger better too. (Personally, I love how messy Clare is, but I do love chaos, so I know I’m not in the majority here!)

After everyone’s guessing, I considered making Lily date someone that would have caused way more disruption, but I kept Dan. Again, I think part of the reason we’re not as bothered by Dan as we are Clare comes down to James’ recollection of it all--we’ve seen him think through how much Clare bothered Lily on more than one occasion, but we hadn’t seen him even recall Dan up to chapter thirteen. There’s a part of me that wants to write an angsty one-shot of him hating on Dan just to really drive home that James did in fact hate him (I even have scenes in mind, because ~I have no chill~), but I think he cast his jealousy a lot wider than Lily did. Like he said, he only didn’t worry about his friends with her, whereas she was more focused in her jealousy and animosity. Her understanding of her own jealousy--focused mainly on one person, Clare--made her react to James’ jealousy like she’d want him to react to her own--she avoided Dan, like she would have wanted him to avoid Clare if he could have. I don’t think she fully understood how jealous James was of anyone who came near her, because that wasn’t her experience with jealousy, so while it looks like she understands him well, there’s still some miscommunication there. We just didn’t see it, because it happened before the fic started.

Sirius and Remus are so, so fun to write. Like, after writing Jily, writing the two of them is probably my favorite part of this fic. And then writing the Prewett brothers, because I love them. They’re agents of chaos.

[jasontoddiefor]

helloo can u maybe write abt the batkids reconnecting and actually being brothers after bruce is dead

Sure I can!

“What are you doing here?”

Damian’s days followed a particular, new and annoying routine. In the morning, Pennyworth would take him to school. Then he’d spent the next few hours proving himself superior to the imbeciles he was supposed to call his classmates, only for Pennyworth to come and pick him up again. They would eat lunch, Damian finished his homework and then spent the next hours training until it was time for patrol with Grayson.

Today, someone had decided to interrupt his routine. Instead of Pennyworth, Cain and Todd were standing at the school gates. Damian didn’t need anyone to come pick him up. He had once traveled across half of Europe on his own at his grandfather’s demand. The fact that Father’s associates seemed to be unable to leave him alone proved aggravating.

“Nice to see you too, squirt,” Todd said. “Alfred can’t pick you up, so we came.”

Beside him, Cain nodded. According to Damian’s previous observations, Cain and Todd loathed each other. Cain was a strong defender of Father’s no-kill rule, which Todd obviously contested. Damian himself wasn’t all too fond of the rule (“An enemy left alive will just stab you into the back later on. Do you know how that feels? I shall teach you.”), but he respected her honoring Father’s legacy.

Damian aspired to make him proud as Cain had.

(He’d forever keep trying, keep reaching, as he had nothing left but-)

If Todd and Cain showed up here together, something serious must have happened.

“Shall I get my gear?” Damian asked as he followed the two to an old and ugly car parked two streets away from the school.

Good. It would be unpleasant if any of his classmates saw him get into such a vehicle. Damian didn’t care what they thought about him, but dealing with their ignorant comments about Damian’s heritage was annoying enough. He didn’t need them to get hang up on his wealth.

“I only have a few batarangs with me,” Damian elaborated. “Pennyworth disapproves of me being armed at school. Utterly ridiculous, only a fool would stay unarmed at any time.”

“You won’t need it,” Cain said.

Her voice was sharp, the kind that you didn’t ignore when she did speak up. Perhaps that was because she rarely said anything at all. She hadn’t been raised to speak, Damian knew that. Cain preferred body language to any spoken one.

“We’ll be going undercover then?”

“No.”

Todd drove them away from the school and through the city until they reached Old Gotham. He quickly turned away from the main roads into smaller ones and then ended up parking the car in a corner so dirty, the car looked right at home.

“C’mon , kiddo,” Todd said and got out of the car.

Surprisingly, Cain followed him. Damian couldn’t recall ever being in this part of town during the daytime, but he’d been here plenty of times during patrol. A lot of shady business took place on these streets. Instead of breaking into an apartment or tracking somebody, Cain and Todd entered a small café. It was rather empty and could use a new paint job. What were they doing here?

A petit old woman was standing behind the counter, setting a rather stunning fruit cake into the display. When she looked up and spotted the trio, she immediately smiled at them.

“Cassandra, my dear!” The woman said with a heavy French accent. “And Jason too! My, how big you’ve grown.”

Damian froze. As far as he was aware, Todd hadn’t seen the need to return from the dead yet. How did this woman know who he was?

“And you must be Damian,” the woman finally addressed him. “I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. You look a lot like your mother.”

Damian wanted his mask and his sword. People in Gotham didn’t compare him to his mother. They loved to see every way in which he looked like his Father (like a proper American, not like sand-eating trash) and only his enemies ever commented on his mother.

“Anybody else here yet, Claudette?” Todd asked.

The woman smiled softly. “Yes, Timothy is lying in your usual corner. He couldn’t catch any sleep on the flight here.”

Drake was here too? This was getting more and more ridiculous.

“What are we doing here?” Damian finally hissed.

“Tradition,” Cassandra replied as they made their way over to Drake.

And indeed, the other vigilante was lying half-asleep on the table, which Todd, of course, sought to remedy.

“Wakey, wakey, it’s cake time,” he said and pushed Drake.

“Jaysohn…” Drake groaned but lifted his head from the table. “I was sleeping.”

“So?”

“Well, some of us-“

“Sorry, we’re late!”

Damian turned to look at the entrance where three more familiar people stood.

“It’s all Dick’s fault,” Brown complained and sat down next to Cain. “Babs and me were already all dressed up and only Boy Wonder here had to finish-“

“What exactly is going on here?” Damian interrupted her icily.

He hated being kept in the dark. Secrets meant that you were weak and could be taken advantage of and Damian wouldn’t let anyone hurt him.

“I demand an explanation.”

Silence followed his statement as everyone around the table looked at one another.

“We come here every year,” Dick slowly spoke up. “It’s a tradition that started, I don’t even know when. I think it’s something Alfred and- Alfred and Bruce started. Never stopped, not even once. Claudette has been running this café for ages and Bruce would want you to get to eat one of her amazing cakes as well.”

Oh.

Damian hadn’t known that his Father had any traditions. He should know this- No. His father should have taken him here himself, but he was gone and Damian wouldn’t ever get to know him unless he let himself be dragged halfway across Gotham by his father’s strays.

“What cake do you recommend then?” Damian asked.

Grayson’s eyes twinkled mischeviously. “Dark chocolate, obviously.”

“Oh, hell no,” Todd said. “Try the lemon bars one-“

“Actually, cherry is the best-“

“Don’t listen to them. Cheesecake-“

“Brave words for a man who looks like he’s falling over-“

“Cinnamon,” Cain whispered on Damian’s right. “Bruce liked cinnamon the most.”

He’d try cinnamon then.

[catthecoder]

tag game - get to know me

tagged by the awesome @orangenfrottee - thank you, i haven’t done one of these in ages and these questions sound like so much fun! 💕

1. what is the color of your hairbrush? it’s grey on the back with black handle

2. name a food you never eat - hmm, i used to be such a picky eater but i recently slowly started eating a lot of food i used to despise... if you asked me a few months ago, i could write up a rather long list, but right now? the only thing that comes to mind are picked cucumbers 😬

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold, 100%. somehow, my body stays cold even when it is like 30 degrees, which is hella weird.

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? eating lunch! i made bagels with ricotta, ham, cheese, egg and avocado and i had a couple of baby cucumbers along with it (mind you, not pickled ones) and it was super delicious.

5. what’s your favorite candy bar? i think twix is my favourite? or perhaps this slovak bar called ‘horalky’, which is basically wafers with peanut filling and sides dipped in chocolate... god, now i want one so desperately.

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? i used to watch hockey a lot and i’ve been to a couple of games.

7. what is the last thing you said out loud?  huh, i think it was my order when i went for coffee a couple of hours ago? (i got a latte and a piece of apple crumble cake, in case anybody’s wondering)

8. what is your favorite ice cream? i could eat ben&jerry every day, so it’s probably their ‘half baked’ or ‘phish food’. also, i’d die for a good mango sorbet.

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? plain old water

10. do you like your wallet? i like how small and practical it is..... i’m trying to recall the last time i actually took it out of my backpack and i’m coming very short.

11. what is the last thing you ate? the bagels from question 4!

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? i bought a pair of new masks last thursday and they arrived on monday - does that count?

13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? haha, does the bake off count as a sporting event? if not, i think it would be some skiing competitions (slalom) last winter - my parents follow them rather closely and it kind of rubs off on me when i’m home with them.

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? salty mixed with sweet!

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? my boyfriend.

16. ever been camping? does setting up a tent in friend’s backyard and sleeping there count? if so, then yes.

17. do you take vitamins? not really... i sometimes take c during autumn for immunity, but i haven’t bought any this year so far... oh, i am taking probiotics right now, though i’m not sure whether that counts as vitamins.

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? no.

19. do you have a tan? no, if i try to tan, i just turn pink (or red). though i’m pretty sure my skin is marginally lighter underneath where i wear my watch.

20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza?  if going out, pizza; if i’m cooking, chinese.

21. do you drink your soda through a straw? if there’s ice in it, then yes; otherwise, i tend to skip the straw. 

22. what color socks do you usually wear? black or white.

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? gonna be honest and say yes. not by crazy amounts or anything like that, but if i know the road and i can see quite far around and ahead, i will go 10ish% above the limit easily. not gonna lie, it’s especially easy on highways (though i nearly got fined last time i drove, so who knows how i’ll feel about it the next i’ll sit behind the wheel) 

24. what terrifies you? haha, like i’m going to share that.

25. look to your left, what do you see?  a shelf with alcohol bottles, glasses that don’t fit into our kitchen cabinet, an assortment of cameras and other photography equipment and a scanner. oh, and a window.

26. what chore do you hate most? taking out our organic waste bin - it starts smelling very bad very quickly plus the bin for it downstairs hadn’t been taken out in a very long time and it’s always covered by fruit flies and smells veeeery bad and i’m feeling yucky just thinking about it.

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? i think - hah, that person is australian, how cool.

28. what’s your favorite soda? i love san pellegrino. limonata is my go to, but i recently had lemon & mint and my god, that one is amazing.

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? i go in, even if i drove there - i don’t like eating in my car.

30. what’s your favorite number? i’ve always had a special connection to number three, so let’s go with that.

31. who’s the last person you talked to? depends on what you mean by talked to - actually spoke to, with my voice? the bartender at my favourite coffee shop. had a meaningful conversation? probably with a customer service employee who’s helping me resolve an issue. just chatted to, without much of a point? my boyfriend.

32. favorite meat? hmm, probably ham?

33. last song you listened to? i’m currently listening to ‘cigarette daydreams’ by ‘cage the elephant’, though that’s going to change in a minute and half.

34. last book you read? ‘renegades’ by marissa meyer! it was so. good! i started the second book, ‘archnemesis’ yesterday and i’m even more in love. 100% recommend if you’re into superhero stories with secret identities and enemies-to-friends(-to-lovers). such an amazing series.

35. favorite day of the week? what even are days?

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? only crazy people can.

37. how do you like your coffee? oat latte with a bit of honey.

38. favorite pair of shoes? i own way too many shoes to be able to pick a single favourite pair.

39. time you normally get up? between 8:30 and 9:00.

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets.

41. how many blankets are on your bed? none. there is one on the couch though.

42. describe your kitchen plates? we found this kitchen set in tesco after eating from paper plates for at least a week after moving in - there are four bowls, four small plates and four big plates (a year layer, we found two extra big bowls matching our set) - the bowls are grey from outside and white on the inside; the small plates are grey on the top and white on the bottom and the big plates are white on top and grey on bottom.

43. describe your kitchen at the moment: very small - a third of it is a stove (with two heating pads? circles? whatever), another third is a sink and the last third is workspace with a small shelf for spices, cutlery etc, and a cutting board and knives stand. most of the workspace is taken up by a cutting board i used to cut avocado and cucumbers for lunch and there is a tiny pan (and i mean really tiny, like one egg sized) leftover on the stove. i’m probably going to do the dishes after i finish answering these.

44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i’m not that picky, i’ll drink almost anything. i think i prefer fruity drinks though - i really like french martini or sex on the beach.

45. do you play cards? we used to play cards a lot with my parents and sister (and grandparents as well) - i love playing canasta, but you need four people for that, so i haven’t actually played in months... we also played a lot of joker and i taught my boyfriend to play this summer (not that he didn’t know how to play, he just wasn’t particularly good)... and we also play poker with a couple of our friends here from time to time

46. what color is your car? this is going to sound so bad, but i am actual not sure? we ended up finding quite a good deal on a car we wanted to get after uni, so we bought it - however, it is back in slovakia and both me and my boyfriend are stuck in uk right now. it’s either black or very dark blue, but for the love of my life, i can’t remember and the photos i found weren’t helpful at. all. (if it weren’t for covid, i’d be able to answer this question a lot better). oh, and the car i had before (my mom’s old car) is red.

47. can you change a tire? i like to think i’d be able to (after enough googling and youtube videos), but if there was somebody else with me, i’d gladly let them do it.

48. your favorite state or province? like in usa or what? i guess new york.

49. favorite job you’ve had? i don’t think i’ve particularly enjoyed any of the jobs i had so far - if i had to pick, i’d say working in an ice-cream shop, because if there is one thing that could make work during a very hot summer even slightly bearable, it’s the fact that every so often, you can nibble on a bit of an ice-cream.

i’m tagging @stonerbughead @strangenightsofdaydreams and @i-know-you-can - i know there is like 50 questions and that’s a lot, but they were actually a lot of fun? 

[silent-killer-0227]

Love By Chance on CRACK - Part I

100 Love By Chance INCORRECT quotes that might as well be correct.

I do not take any credit on these quotes. All I did was to compile and arrange them in a way that they’d follow a timeline.

ENJOY THE EFFECT OF MY BOREDOM!

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001

Ping: What's your default reaction when you see someone who's just too good-looking for this world?

Pond: I stare.

Pond: I smile.

Pond: Then I put down the mirror.

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002

Pete: What's the first thing you notice when someone comes up to you?

Tin: The audacity.

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003

Ae: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Pete.

Pond: What? Not everyone likes Pete.

Ae: Who doesn't?

Pond: Well -

Ae: Names, now. Give me their names.

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004

Can: That's one of my biggest fears.

Good: What is?

Can: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut.

Good, gasping: You would eat yourself?

Can: I would not even hesitate.

Techno: YOU DRAGGED ME OUT OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD JUST TO HEAR THIS?!

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005

Ae: I started school with straight A's.

[ Pete walks by. ]

Ae: Now I'm not even straight.

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006

Techno: I think you should-

Champ: I am not taking advice from someone who pronounces "g" in lasagna

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007

Ae: Can I talk to you for a minute?

Pond: Oh, no... Am I in trouble?

Ae: Take a guess.

Pond: No?

Ae: Take another guess.

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008

Technic: You need a hobby.

Kengkla: I have a hobby.

Technic: Obsessing over my brother isn't a hobby.

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009

Pete: Do you have any bags I can borrow?

Tin: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Pete: ...

Pete: A simple 'no' would have sufficed.

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010

Ae: *holds the door open for Pete* After you.

Pete: No, after you.

Ae: I insist, after you.

Pond: *pushes past both of them* After me.

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011

Tin: Love is dead. It never existed. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.

Can: *does something stupid but cute*

Tin: Hold up a second -

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012

Techno: Ae said he has butterflies in his stomach.

Can: Why would he eat butterflies?

Good: How will they come out?

Can: Even I wouldn't dare to eat butterflies.

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013

Ping: So is this thing between Ae and Pete supposed to be a secret?

Pond: Hardly. The only people who don't know Ae loves Pete are Ae and Pete.

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014

Type: Has anyone ever told you that you're damn smart?

Techno, grinning: No.

Type: At least you're surrounded with honest people.

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015

Pond: Ae can't be that good in everything. There's got to be something he's bad at.

Bow: Maybe he's a bad kisser.

Pete: No, he's good at that too.

Pond: ....

Ping: What?

Bow: What?

Pete: What?

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016

Pond: You kissed Pete?

Ae: In my defense, it was dark and Pete was looking utterly adorable.

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017

Tin: Are we fighting or flirting right now?

Can: I just told you I hate you.

Tin: Unclear.

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018

ChaAim: Don't say a word.

Pond: Fergalicious.

ChaAim: I said no words!

Pond: Oh I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.

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019

Can: How come "you're a peach" is a compliment but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?!

Type: Where do you even come up with these thoughts??

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020

*Techno does something stupid*

Kengkla: What an absolute idiot.

Kengkla: Can’t believe I’d kill for them.

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021

Ae: Pete is really good-looking.

Chompoo: Don't be jealous, P'Ae, you're good-looking too.

Ae: I am not being jealous, Chompoo, I am being gay.

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022

Pete: Will you two stop arguing?

Tin: We're not arguing. We're having a discussion.

Can: We too are having an argument!

Tin: Discussion.

Can: Argument!

Tin: Discussion.

Can: Argument!

Ae: Can't believe they're actually having an argument about if they're having an argument

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023

Officer: Okay, what are your names?

Good: Don't tell him, Can.

Officer, writing it down: Can.

Good: Oh...

Can: Way to go, Good.

Officer: ....

Can: Shit.

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024

Techno: Why are you two holding hands?

Ae: Studies show that holding hands relieve stress.

Techno: Oh, I thought you were dating or something.

Pete: We are. We're also very stressed.

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025

Pete: Are you alright?

Tin: Yes, why?

Pete: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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026         

Can: I wasn't even that drunk.

Lemon: You were watching the television and laughing.

Can: So?

Lemon: The television wasn't even on.

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027

Pond: I dare you to kiss the first person who walks into this room.

Ae: That's stupid. I'm not going to-

[ Pete walks in ]

Ae: Well, I mean, a dare is a dare.

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028

Can: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Techno: Wasn't Good with you?

Good: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too.

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029

Techno, tearing up: My cramps are so awful. I hate mother nature.

Kengkla: I'll screw mother nature up!

Kengkla: *throws trash everywhere*

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030

Pete: You don't want to admit it but if anyone else is mean to Can, you'd beat them up.

Tin: *scoffs* Not really.

Can, coming into the room with a pout on his face: Pond said he's gonna kick my ass.

Tin, standing up: Not if I kick his first.

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031          

Pond: Are you alright?

Ping: Do you feel like you're going to pass out?

Ae, bleeding out: I can't. I have a date with Pete tonight.

Ping: ....

Ping: We need to discuss your priorities.

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032

Pete: I know you actually care for your supposed enemy, Can.

Can, internally: Act dumb.

Can: Who's Can?

Can, internally: not that dumb.

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033 

Techno: I miss hanging out with Champ.

Type: Well, I'm still here.

Techno: It's not the same, Type. I can talk to Champ about the things I can't talk with you.

Type: Like?

Techno: Well, for instance, the annoying things you do.

Type, glaring: Techno...

Techno, pointing at Type: See? I can't talk to you.

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034

Technic: You're really bad with boundaries.

Kengkla: Name one boundary I've crossed.

[earlier]

Kengkla, picking the front door lock of No and Nic's house with a paper clip: Hey, can I come in?

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035

Pond: I know I have been talking about ChaAim all morning. But another thing I love about her is she just gets me.

Ae: Can she come get you right now?

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036

Can: What type of person do you like?

Tin: Small-eyed, loves food and football, dumb, sometimes cute, sometimes annoying, overprotective of their friends.

Can: That sounds just like me, except I'm not a girl.

Tin: Did I mention 'dumb'?

Can: Yeah...

Tin: Just making sure.

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037

Bow: Is that a hickey?

Pete: No... It's a mosquito bite.

Ae: *walks in* Hey guys.

Pond: Hi, mosquito.

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038

Techno: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Champ: Are you okay?

Techno: Ai'Can stole my fucking french fries!

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039

Pond: Wanna hear a joke?

ChaAim: Not really.

Pond: Oh, c'mon, please?

ChaAim: Fine.

Pond: Knock knock!

ChaAim: Come in.

Pond: ...

Pond: Seriously…

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040

Pete: Are you sure you aren't dating Tin?

Can: If I am, I certainly wasn't informed of it.

Pond: To be fair, if anyone of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

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041

Tar: I would die for you.

Tum: I'd die for you first.

Type, shouting across the field: No one here is dying!

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042

Techno: What's up, Ae?

Ae, after another day of dealing with Pond: My blood pressure, Captain.

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043

Tin: I've never had a best friend in my entire life.

Can: I'll be your best friend.

Tin: Now that I think about it, I've never had a boyfriend either.

Can: ...

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044

Ae: You know when I was your age...

Kengkla: You know when I was your height...

Ae: ...

Ae: Listen –

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045

Ae and Pete: *staring at each other lovingly*

Pond: *pops soda can open*

Ae: We were having a moment.

Pond: Yeah, and I'm having a soda.

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046

Can: You like me? You like my personalities?

Tin: That’s a normal reaction. I'm surprised too.

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047

Technic: What's this?

Kengkla: It's my to-do list.

Technic: Wow, that's cool! So you're starting to be-

Technic: ...

Technic: This just says 'Techno'

Kengkla, smirking: Yeah.

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048

Pete: Having something or someone to take care of has the ability to improve your mental health!

Techno: Like a kid?

Pete: Well yeah, or perhaps a plant, or-

Techno: I already have Can and Good and I don't see how it's improving my mental health in the slightest.

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049

Pond, texting: Where are you and Pete?

Ae: WE'RE FUCKING

Ae: GETTING [not delivered]

Ae: SOME LUNCH [not delivered]

Pond: OK, nvm

Ae: NO, WAIT [not delivered]          

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050

No: I'm such an idiot.

Nic: ...

No: ...

Nic: ...

No: ...

Nic: If you're waiting for me to argue with you, P', it's gonna be a long night.

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051

Tin: *holding Can's hand*

Pete: FINALLY!

Pond: Who asked who?

Tin: I did. Kept it nice and short.

Can: You yelled, "Listen here, you little shit. I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me and it's goddamn time we acknowledge them!" drunk outside my house.

Tin: Nice and short.

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052

Can: Tin and I are no longer friends.

Tin: That's the worst way to admit we're dating, Cantaloupe.

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053

Kengkla: P'No, I think we should be more than friends.

Techno: Best friends?

Kengkla: No, more than that.

Techno: Mega best friends?

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054

Techno: FOUR MONTHS!

Champ: What?

Type: Oh my god, you finally figured it out.

Techno: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-

Champ: Huh...

Techno: - FOR FUCKING FOUR MONTHS!

Type: Your misery brings me a great joy.

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055

Pete: The food's too hot. I can't eat it.

Pond: …

Ping: ...

Ae: you're hot and I'd still eat y-

Bow, slamming her hands on the table: One meal. One peaceful meal is all I ask for.

Click here for PART II

[suckitsurveys]

What color is your couch? Grey.

How do you normally wear your hair? Down or in a bun.

Alcohol = the ultimate truth serum. Yes or no? I mean I guess it can be?

Are you a righty or a lefty? I’m a righty.

Do you own a pair of handcuffs? We did but they broke oops.

Do flying bugs creep you out? Not all of them.

Can a girl love sex without being a whore? Hey, fuck this question.

Would you ever be in a long-distance relationship? I have been.

Do lemons sound appealing to you at the moment? Not particularly. 

What size bed do you have? A queen.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth? This morning.

Can you sleep in total darkness? Yeah, but I prefer a little light.

What piercings do you have? My ear lobes, my cartilage twice on my left ear, and my right nostril.

Any tattoos? Yes, 9 of them.

Is your glass half empty or half full? Depends on if you poured it or drank. 

Are frogs cute or gross? Cuuuuuute.

Do you ever wish you were born in a different century? No.

Which country’s culture interests you most? I like learning about lots of different cultures, but Native American culture interests me the most.

What kind of guys/girls do you go for? Mark.

Do you regret something you have no real control over? No point in that.

Do you enjoy writing? No.

What do you have as your screen saver? My screen just goes black after like 15 minutes.

Do you have a webcam? It’s built into my laptop.

Do you still have your tonsils? Yes.

Aren’t beetles fucking grody? They’re just tryin to live their life bud.

How do you feel about Oprah? She’s okay.

^ What the fuck kind of name is Oprah anyway? It reminds me of okra. Wow, how about we don’t mock Black people’s names? 

Would you ever pierce your tongue twice? Like, one right next to the other? I wouldn’t pierce it at all.

Do you like bonfires? Yes, very much so.

What makes your skin crawl? My brother in law.

What’s your favorite flower? Gardenias, sunflowers, carnations, lilacs.

Look up Community Property by Steel Panther. Listen to the whole song. No.

Share your thoughts here. –

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color? Yes. I get to finally get it dyed blue again in a few weeks!!!!!!!!!

What’s for dinner? We had sushi.

Have you ever had someone draw a picture of you before? Yes.

What confuses you most? This fucking country.

Do you like monkeys? Sure.

Does anything on your body hurt at the moment? My arrrmmmmmm.

Have you ever been called a bad influence? Not that I know of.

What book are you reading right now? Nothing.

Any bands you would like to recommend to me? Eh.

What makes you laugh? Lots of thing?

What time is it? 1:15am.

Doesn’t intentionally bad grammar annoy you? Yes and no.

What type of person can you not stand? My brother in law. AKA pretentious assholes.

Care to share what song is stuck in your head? I’m listening to Juice by Lizzo right now.

What languages can you speak? Just English fluently, but I know some Spanish.

Pirates are better than ninjas. Fact or fiction? Fiction. 

There is always a bit of truth behind every ‘j/k’, yes? What.

What do you get complimented on most often? My hair when it looks nice.

What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever received? I don’t know.

Who/what was the last person/thing to make you blush? My husband.

What kind of muffins do you like? Blueberry or corn muffins.

Do you like warm or cold weather more? WARRRRRRRRRRRM.

Don’t you hate it when sites go under maintenance and you cant get access? Sure.

What form(s) of art do you enjoy most? Media.

Piercings are sexy. Truth or lie? Eh.

Have you ever worn a French maid costume? No.

Have you ever had couscous? Yes.

Do you like listening to yourself talk? Not really.

When was the last time you were congested? Almost always thanks allergies.

Do you wear eyeliner? Rarely.

Do you show everyone your tongue when something turns it another color? Sure.

Who is the greatest writer alive, in your opinion? There’s countless great writers. How about the greatest painter? There’s countless great painters, too.

The greatest musician? And  countless great musicians.

The greatest poet? What are you not getting?

Have any good scar stories you want to share? Eh.

Are you pierced anywhere below the waist? No, I’m not.

Facebook games: Fun or brain-frying? I don’t play any.

Do you dance well? Not at all.

Are you into anyone at the moment? My husband.

Do you touch yourself at night? Uh huh.

What body parts can you 'crack’? Just call me a fucking glowstick.

What color do you wear most often? Black or blue.

What about the opposite sex drives you crazy? (The good kinda crazy.) Good people. 

What candle/incense flavors do you enjoy most? (Yes I said flavors. :P) Rain and autumn scents.

Do you complain a lot? Sure.

What do you do when you’re mad? Shutdown and cry.

Have you ever thought you could 'save’ someone? No.

Do you have any 'special’ talents? *Wiggles eyebrows* Nope.

Yankee makes the best candles. Yes or no? Kinda overpriced.

What do you do when you can’t sleep? Just browse shit or play games.

Have you ever liked someone you barely knew? Little crushes, yeah.

When was the last time you felt like a creeper? When I was trying to find out how someone my friend knew passed away.

Who seems to have taken up permanent residence in your thoughts? Not a who, but certain things.

Black & Milds: yay or nay? I don’t smoke.

Is smoking a turn-on for you? No.

Do you get excited or scared when you see a thunderstorm brewing? A little of both.

Speaking of brew, when’s the last time you had a beer? Not too long ago.

What sub-genre of metal do you enjoy most? I don’t really listen to metal.

Do you need to shave? Yeah.

How do you feel about Obama? I miss him.

Do you own any bandanas? Yes.

What’s your favorite gangster movie? I don’t watch any.

Who/what makes your heart race? Anxiety.

How do you think I should end this survey? You just did.

[lovemesomesurveys]

[yourheaventonight]

What color is your couch? They’re gray.

How do you normally wear your hair? It’s always up in a messy bun.

Alcohol = the ultimate truth serum. Yes or no? Some people tend to get too talkative and comfortable and say things they probably wouldn’t normally. 

Are you a righty or a lefty? I’m a righty.

Do you own a pair of handcuffs? No.

Do flying bugs creep you out? Ew, yes. ALL bugs creep me out, but flying definitely doesn’t help cause they can fly right at me. lsflsfjldkfj

Can a girl love sex without being a whore? ...Yes. Loving sex doesn’t make you a whore. I think a lot of people love sex. I’m not going to judge people’s sex lives. Also, I just don’t use those type of terms. 

Would you ever be in a long-distance relationship? I don’t know.

Do lemons sound appealing to you at the moment? I like lemon flavored desserts, but I don’t eat actual lemons.

What size bed do you have? A full.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth? Yesterday. Before you judge, it’s only 6:36AM so I haven’t done so yet today.

Can you sleep in total darkness? Nooo. I have to sleep with my TV on for some light and sound.

What piercings do you have? Just my earlobes.

Any tattoos? Nope.

Is your glass half empty or half full? My glass is broken.

Are frogs cute or gross? The slimy thing isn’t so cute.

Do you ever wish you were born in a different century? No.

Which country's culture interests you most? Things from all different kinds of cultures interest me. <<<

What kind of guys/girls do you go for? None for the past few years...  I forget what it feels like to be crushing or have an interest in someone in that way. It feels like forever ago since I’ve last felt that.

Do you regret something you have no real control over? Yes.

Do you enjoy writing? I used to.

What do you have as your screen saver? My screen just goes black after like 15 minutes. 

Do you have a webcam? It’s built into my MacBook. I’ve never used it, though.

Do you still have your tonsils? Yes.

Aren't beetles fucking grody? Ugh, what’s with the bug questions in the past two surveys I’ve done. ALL BUGS ARE GROSS AND CREEPY.

How do you feel about Oprah? I’ve never been obsessed like a lot of people seemed/seem to be.

^ What the fuck kind of name is Oprah anyway? It reminds me of okra. Don’t gotta attack her name.

Would you ever pierce your tongue twice? Like, one right next to the other? I wouldn’t pierce it at all.

Do you like bonfires? Yes. I’ve always wanted to have one on the beach.

What makes your skin crawl? BUGS.

What's your favorite flower? I don’t really have one.

Look up Community Property by Steel Panther. Listen to the whole song. No.

Share your thoughts here. --

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color? I’ve been dyeing it red the past few years. 

What's for dinner? I’m not sure, yet. 

Have you ever had someone draw a picture of you before? I’ve had those caricature drawings done before.

What confuses you most? Life.

Do you like monkeys? Sure. 

Does anything on your body hurt at the moment? Of course.

Have you ever been called a bad influence? Not that I know of.

What book are you reading right now? Cold Highway by Mary Stone.

Any bands you would like to recommend to me? Hmm.

What makes you laugh? My doggo.

What time is it? 6:47AM.

Doesn't intentionally bad grammar annoy you? Yes.

What type of person can you not stand? Arrogant, cocky, close-minded, very opinionated and judgmental people.

Care to share what song is stuck in your head? There isn’t one, currently.

What languages can you speak? Just English fluently, but I know some Spanish.

Pirates are better than ninjas. Fact or fiction? I’m gonna go with pirates cause it reminds of Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland, one of my favorite rides.

There is always a bit of truth behind every 'j/k', yes? Not always, but sometimes I do think that. Especially if it’s said more than once.

What do you get complimented on most often? Nothing.

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received? Someone apparently thought I had polio because I’m in a wheelchair and told me that I looked pretty for someone with polio. Uh...

Who/what was the last person/thing to make you blush? I don’t recall.

What kind of muffins do you like? Banana (without the nut), blueberry, cinnamon streusel, lemon poppyseed, chocolate chip, birthday cake. Dang, I want a muffin now.

Do you like warm or cold weather more? Cold, hands down.

Don't you hate it when sites go under maintenance and you cant get access? If it’s something I need access to at that moment, like typically that tends to happen with websites I pay my bills on. 

What form(s) of art do you enjoy most? Literature, film, music.

Piercings are sexy. Truth or lie? I’m not into them.

Have you ever worn a French maid costume? No.

Have you ever had couscous? I don’t know what that is.

Do you like listening to yourself talk? Ew, no.

When was the last time you were congested? Hm. It’s been awhile.

Do you wear eyeliner? When I actually wear makeup, yes, but I haven’t worn any makeup in like 4 years.

Do you show everyone your tongue when something turns it another color? No, I don’t feel the need to do that.

Who is the greatest writer alive, in your opinion? There’s countless great writers. How about the greatest painter? There’s countless great painters. I may not have a favorite myself, but I can acknowledge that there’s a lot of beautiful art pieces out there.

The greatest musician? There’s countless great musicians. 

The greatest poet? There’s countless great poets. I don’t read poetry, but again I can acknowledge there’s a lot of great poets out there.

Have any good scar stories you want to share? I don’t consider any of them “good.”

Are you pierced anywhere below the waist? No, I’m not.

Facebook games: Fun or brain-frying? I don’t play any.

Do you dance well? Not at all.

Are you into anyone at the moment? No.

Do you touch yourself at night? No.

What body parts can you 'crack'? My knuckles, wrists, arms, neck.

What color do you wear most often? Black.

What about the opposite sex drives you crazy? (The good kinda crazy.) It’s been so long since I’ve been interested in someone or felt that way.

What candle/incense flavors do you enjoy most? (Yes I said flavors. :P) Autumnal scents from Bath & Body Works and patchouli. 

Do you complain a lot? In surveys and on Twitter, but I keep to myself a lot in person. I could complain a lot to those around me if I wanted to, but I don’t because I don’t want to be a burden, annoying, or bring them down. I’ve known people who constantly complained and it gets to be a lot real quick. It’s draining. So,  I just suffer in silence, ha.

What do you do when you're mad? Shutdown and cry.

Have you ever thought you could 'save' someone? No. 

Do you have any 'special' talents? *Wiggles eyebrows* Nope.

Yankee makes the best candles. Yes or no? Kinda overpriced.

What do you do when you can't sleep? I have a nightly routine that consists of scrolling through Tumblr, doing surveys, and listening to ASMR for that reason.

Have you ever liked someone you barely knew? Little crushes, yeah.

When was the last time you felt like a creeper? I don’t feel like a creeper.

Who seems to have taken up permanent residence in your thoughts? Not a who, but certain things.

Black & Milds: yay or nay? I don’t smoke.

Is smoking a turn-on for you? No.

Do you get excited or scared when you see a thunderstorm brewing? I love ‘em. We don’t get them often here, though.

Speaking of brew, when's the last time you had a beer? Almost 10 years ago. If I’m talkin’ brew I’m talking coffee.

What sub-genre of metal do you enjoy most? I don’t listen to metal.

Do you need to shave? No.

How do you feel about Obama? This question has come up in a lot of the surveys I’ve done lately.

Do you own any bandanas? Nope.

What's your favorite gangster movie? I don’t watch any.

Who/what makes your heart race? Anxiety.

How do you think I should end this survey? You just did.

[esreil]

My year eight history book makes me laugh.

Here is a few quotes from my year eight history book. Also, yes, before you ask, I did I write everything correctly, the misspellings are written just as they were in my history book originally.

Topic: Battle of Hastings

“William is French and only speaks French, how is he meant to communicate with this country.”

“If you want a killer on the throne, then you are crazy.”

“William probably only wants to become king so he can turn England into a part of France.”

“Who would this upset and why? France.”

Topic: Thomas Becket

“Henry was angry church because Pope controls them.”

“We have news from Earth.”

“He felt guilty as it was his lemight.”

Topic: Tudors

“Big-rosed.”

“King Richard was a king.”

“He was givene ships and nun by the king of France.”

“This is king Hmry VIII, he is Queen Elizabeth I’s uncle.”

“The books tells us how horrible mary is was written by a protestant.”

“The hidden message in this portrait of Elizabeth is GOD. or just a good.”

“English hack: Spanish couldn’t fight back.”

“They didn’t lemon how to fight.”

Topic: English civil war.

“Pot helmet.”

“He signed the death thing.”

“Memories of him smells”

“Cromwell tired common men.”

Topic: World war One.

“Safety is unimportant.”

“The loser will start the next and very different game.”

“Germany on has 4 countries.”

“England might wanna use those ships.”

“Franz Ferdinand was dressed in clothes.”

“Outside of bottles, it was fun.”

Topic: Crime and Punishment throughout time

“Not a Christian, but I’ll pretend I am”

“Blinding sheep-theaf.”

“People hate someone and then something bad happens to that someone.”

“Travel unimportant.”

“If you don’t believe in witches, there are no witches.”

“In the older days on England.”

“When their protection didn’t worked.”

“In the Early  Modern Period, there were all sorts of new crimes.”

Topic: key individuals

“I think it is some battle.”

“I see the government.”

“Why did they shoot?”

“The very dirty hospital became clean.”

“The evil heretic was caught.”

“Looks like a riot.”

“She was born Blackheath and in 1909.”

“She suffered serious injuries and was kill the 3rd of June.”

“I that Emily.”

“A good leader doesn’t nessersarily have to be a good person.”

“Why do the people look upset?”

“The room is dark and their clothes are darker.”

“Does this mean Karl Marx started both ww2 and the cold war?”

There’s few final things I found in my history book, but they are not quotes:

There’s a lesson, where it had a date, the title was written as ‘Henry III Richard III’ and I wrote nothing else for that lesson.

I thought Serbia was spelt as ‘Servia.’