#I HATE KIDS

[darlin-collins]

darlin looking at bright eyes (but it's me looking at my middle child cousin)

[skateisawesome]

everytime i read heartstopper i think to myself

'omg i really would love a little brother like oliver'

and then everytime i interact with a child i remember why i hate them.

[onesaltysir]

[rainebasillovesbyler]

I finished my first week of school :p

Ordered this for my room.

This photo omg I love it sm, I’m gonna cry.

I’m completely back for this weekend byler nation :3

[the-nimrod-nextdoor]

Every kid you mow down with your car is +10 aura, drivers ed is teaching me great things

[theink-stainedfolk]

Me, talking to a child: Today, we'll work on your character development.

Also me : Traumatizes them.

[superfuxkinghungry]

Why put a living breathing being into a world full of torture, racism, physical pain, mental illness, mental pain, disabilities, danger, murder, restrictions, and hate rather than just let your little children rest in a no pain feeling no thirst or hunger feeling forever state of unconsciousness? Sounds soooo much better than making those cute little babes suffer inflation, climate change, societal norm, and other nasty stuff 🥺🤢

[sh1-n0bu]

i apologize for not being very active these past 2 or 3 weeks even though i promised dragons getting fucked soon dropping. tragically, i hate to coach 3-4 different classes to prepare for gymnastics competition which will end on saturday. thankfully ill be free since then

[personalityisfatal]

I could never have kids or be a teacher you guys are strong oh my god

[ashertickler]

Luna I get you.

The theme was 90s and my friend and I did clueless. Some busted Cher WON OVER US AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO TALK ABOUT MY OUTFIT WHEN SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE AUDITIONED FOR HAMILTON

NO NO IT PISSES ME OFF HOW THE FUCKING TWATS DONT KNOW WHAT HALF THE THEMES ARE BUT THEN DRESS IN LULULEMON """"PREPPY""" OUTFITS LIKE. GOOGLE IS FREE??? JUST... LOOK IT UP??? KNOW WHAT THE THEME ACTUALLY IS BEFORE U THEN BITCH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY. ON THEME????

[beaucoupsblues]

rip martha dobie, you would've loved screaming into your pillow while listening to chappell roan

[bluberii-i]

I got a job

It was a wonderful way to remind me

I hate kids

I feel like Muffin in this picture constantly while I’m working (laaaate cause I’m a singerrrr)

[onesaltysir]

Parents will post the dumbest shit I swear to god

Rant under cut

Idk Kelli, maybe your son was looking for you because you're his parent, and children typically go to their parents when they want something. I PROMISE you, your five year old with skibidi ipad cocomelon tiktok syndrome who can't read does not understand the concept of perfect parents.

Quit praising yourself for taking on a job that you chose to do. If your kid wants his mum, he's going to go to his mum. Like that is the simplest thing. He dgaf if you're perfect, he just wants something. You're not some angelic queen because you chose to be a mother.

Parents, you do not deserve special treatment for raw dogging it and then popping out some little shit named Braxteyighnn or Ahshahleyigh. Stop acting like you're some angel when all you do is shove an ipad in your kid's face while you post about how your parenting is so perfect and you're some magical blessing on this world.

Parents who do this shit are not a blessing, they're the bane of my existence.

Get off your mommy blog, get off your high horse, and do the fucking job you chose to do.

[thatcreepydoll]

chat, what do we think?

[fabulous-gabulous-theartist]

What I wish I can do to all the rowdy kids we get in the store.

[mamirhodessxox]

It took my entire soul to not get up and deck the hell out of them or say smth to the front desk without seeming like a karen 2/10 movie experience I’m watching shit from home for now on y’all don’t know how to teach your kids manners. I legit had to thundercunt my back into the seat anytime the kids me. Its not that fucking difficult to teach your pre teens public manners & decency. I legit almost stood up & said something nearly 50 times bc thats the amount of bullshit they were pulling but didn’t. I refused to go up front to the desk because I didn’t wanna seem like a Karen either so i sat there to entire movie seething.