#I HATE KIDS
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darlin looking at bright eyes (but it's me looking at my middle child cousin)
#i hate kids#i hate entertaining them#but she gets so ignored by sister and her older brother that always play together and don't like her#n her family she's the “annoying” “nosey” “whinny” one#while her younger sister gets princess treatment#so i listen to her#and play with her#and let her watch stuff on my phone w me and style her hair so we're matching#and hug her and praise her and everything#for those 15 days that i see her every year#i was the first one she hugged before leaving cuz she won't be there when i leave<33🥺#redacted asmr#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted darlin#redacted tank#bright eyes (listener)#redacted bright eyes
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everytime i read heartstopper i think to myself
'omg i really would love a little brother like oliver'
and then everytime i interact with a child i remember why i hate them.
#like oliver seems awesome#oliver spring#hes such a vibe#but#i hate kids#children#theyre not my thing#heartstopper#charlie spring#tori spring#osemanverse#alice oseman#springs#heartstopper springs#solitaire#nick and charlie#nick nelson#solitaire alice oseman#reading#sprolden#charles spring#victoria spring#victoria solitaire#secretly victoria spring#i am tori spring#tori solitaire#tori and michael#its just tori and michael#micheal holden#michael holden
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I finished my first week of school :p

Ordered this for my room.

This photo omg I love it sm, I’m gonna cry.
I’m completely back for this weekend byler nation :3
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Every kid you mow down with your car is +10 aura, drivers ed is teaching me great things
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Me, talking to a child: Today, we'll work on your character development.
Also me : Traumatizes them.
#relatable quotes#relatable#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writers#funny post#funny stuff#funny#children#i hate kids
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I swear to god if I see another little shit coming to my ear and say that Hatsune Miku is from Fortnite I will kill myself
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I could never have kids or be a teacher you guys are strong oh my god
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Why put a living breathing being into a world full of torture, racism, physical pain, mental illness, mental pain, disabilities, danger, murder, restrictions, and hate rather than just let your little children rest in a no pain feeling no thirst or hunger feeling forever state of unconsciousness? Sounds soooo much better than making those cute little babes suffer inflation, climate change, societal norm, and other nasty stuff 🥺🤢
#go vegan#vegetarian#antinatalism#childfree by choice#childfree#child free by choice#child abuse#children#anti natalism#antinazi#abortion#pro abortion#pro life#pro choice#fuck them kids#i hate kids#kids are stupid#vegan#meat#ground beef#recipes#recipe#giving birth#birth kink#birthing#having kids#breeding k1nk#submisive and breedable#protect animals#animal welfare
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at my little sister's birthday. i hate kids i'll never have kids my boyfriend is getting a vasectomy as soon as he turns 20 istg april 18th the day i'll get unlimited creampies
#i hate kids#vasectomy#at least the food was very yummy#in like 5 minutes i shall return to my chambers to finish building my home in ts4#i feel full again...
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Luna I get you.
The theme was 90s and my friend and I did clueless. Some busted Cher WON OVER US AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO TALK ABOUT MY OUTFIT WHEN SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE AUDITIONED FOR HAMILTON
NO NO IT PISSES ME OFF HOW THE FUCKING TWATS DONT KNOW WHAT HALF THE THEMES ARE BUT THEN DRESS IN LULULEMON """"PREPPY""" OUTFITS LIKE. GOOGLE IS FREE??? JUST... LOOK IT UP??? KNOW WHAT THE THEME ACTUALLY IS BEFORE U THEN BITCH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY. ON THEME????
#dti players are like lol players i fear#we all hate the player base and the game itself pisses us the fuck off#rage is frequent.#bullying is frequent.#yet we play it obsessively.#we need help.#plum yaps#I HATE KIDS
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rip martha dobie, you would've loved screaming into your pillow while listening to chappell roan
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I got a job
It was a wonderful way to remind me
I hate kids

I feel like Muffin in this picture constantly while I’m working (laaaate cause I’m a singerrrr)
#bluey cartoon#muffin heeler#i got a job#i’m so tired#and im mad about it#i wanna go home#i hate kids
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Omfg i just saw some women who wants like 100 kids on tiktok. I think bitches like that need to be institutionalized and enforceably sterilized. Im sorry thats a fucking mental illness and a heinous selfish one. There are kids starving and you want to fucking add more instead of helping the ones who are already here and suffering? Disgusting. And why do they need to be ur biological children? Do u think ur genes are special? Fucking white supremacist. Every bitch ive ever known who wanted hoards of kids was the kind of bitch who shouldnt be breeding.
#rant#rant page#antinatalism#anti natalism#i hate kids#i hate children#child free#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#gaslight#gatekeep#girlboss#bitch boss#bitchsp0#proud bitch
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chat, what do we think?
#jessie#bertram#jessie bertram#bertram jessie#bertram tapestry#tapestry#i hate kids ❤️#i hate kids#chat#thatcreepydoll#buttons talks
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What I wish I can do to all the rowdy kids we get in the store.
#yeet#fink#lord boxman#ok ko let's be heroes#retail woes#i hate kids#except my nieces and nephews#villain era#i hate closing
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HOP OFF BRO YOURE LITERALLY A D1 DICK RIDER GOD DAMN
I DONT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS GREASY LITTLE CROTCH GOBLIN GET THAT SHIT AWAY BRO‼️‼️‼️

ion even wanna come down for dinner. being around the fucking spawn of satan will be enough to make me have a goddamn panic attack, n she’s talking about “yes maam is the best answer you could give” and “im waiting” get outta here with your goofy ass 🤓
idgaf if i don’t give those boots, get that child away from me
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