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I would literally srsly be sooooooo fucking sad if evanescence took a side in the israeli hamas war. Plz stay silent i wana keep listening to evanescence. Fk hamas. Plz. Oh m gd it would ruin my next two or three yrs if evanescence supported ppl who wanted to kill jews.

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I just ate cold ass untoasted baguette bread with unmelted cold ass butter smacked in it and DAAAAAMNN it Was SOOOO GOOOOOOD and then my jewish mom was like “yup ur a real jew” 🤣🤣🤣

WHAT. Do jooooz like cold bread with cold butter? Its sooo goooood ooomgggg yaaasssss IS THIS A JEWISH THING!?

IM GONNA EAT THIS ALL THE TOME OUT OF SPITE AND HATRED FOR THE ENEMY

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The military is always groooming us for war through movies! Wooww it just clicked with me.

Kuz how many movies hqve u seen that dotw have some kind of battle and us winning? Zactly.

Even the spooky ghost movies, u have someone battling a spirit, and then we win, and thats it.

Every marvel movie.

Ever super hero movie.

I def feel like the majority of movies we see revolve around some kind of battle and then us winning

Why?

Its the us military grooming us all into wanting to fight battles.

LIKE I LITERALLT CANT EVEN THINK OF A MOVIE THAT DOESNT HAVE SOME KIND OF A BATTLE IN IT

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I wonder what dry shampoo would do for my armpit hair. Omg. Did i just discover something groundbreaking again like that time i shampooed and conditioned my pussy hair?

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All males who are pro prostitution are too fuck ugly and fat to get there cocks sucked for free

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Omg i hate when i be sharing the greatest shit on fb and fb remoooveess ittttt i just shared someone elses status that said “i hate ppl who have secret animosity with me, just tell me whats up so i cqn get u killed” i loterally love it, yall bitches whi be reporting it are fucking pussssieeeeesssss

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Males are inferior and dont deserve to be kept, good for nothing but fucking and forgetting. We always win if we c*m.

I never want marriage or kids. I want one or two hookups per yr and then get the fuck out, i got what i wanted from you.

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Omg i LOOOVVEE BEING DRUNK AND PRODUCTIVE THIS IS SOOO FUUUNN OMGGGG i knooww this isnt healthyyy like damn i shouldnt only be productive when im drunk BUT IM DRUNK NOW AND IM SOO HAPPYYYY OMMMGGGG I LOVEITE ILOVEIT IM ACTUALLY CLEANING MY ROOOOOM!? I love when ppl say alcohol just exaggerates ur dominant mood and so i guess my dominant kood is aggressively happy and putridly nice and loving!?

But i thought i had depression?

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Im a hairy feminist and i shampoo and condition my underarm hair and pubes. Its amazing. My armpit hair and pussy hair have never been so soft. No waiitt i thought our puss hair was supposed to be curly and itchy? It isnt anymore. Oh my god were we supposed to be doing this the whole fucking time? Im changed. Its so soft down there. Unbelievable. There is a whole market thats not being tapped into yet. Get with it garnier i want pussy shampoo and conditioner.

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(Jokers voice)

We kill johns.

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Gawww daamnnn the fking jooo whitefish salad, the smoked asssss shiiitt, that is SOOO GAW DAMNED GOOD i could fking nut. Pissing shitting crying. Im going to dream of this. It will haunt my tastebuds forever.

AND OH MY GOD I JUST PUT THE LIVER PATÉ IN MY MOUTHSICLES I THINK IM GONNA CUM

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I know they say twinkies dont lower cortisol the stress hormone but it did in me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Like srsly have u ever had the junkiest shittiest foood and u just feel the anger violently exit ur body 😌😌😌😌😌

(And im literally still skinnier than any bitch the skinny shamers will fuck hahahahaha)

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Im super aggressively pro US military. Like. We need more. We need to enforce ppl to join honestly.

Im pro military kuz the military kills males. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘

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Sobbing while listending to evanescence october bcus this is what hot girls do, i dont make the rules.

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Evanescence song “understanding” is what snaps me out of it

Because im dying too.

And then, i was just happy, knowing we are all dying together.

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I would literally vote for her even harder if these were real.

But anyways it ai. Dang.

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Im tired of being tired. I dont know if this means i want to end it. Or if im abt to have some motivational drive to fucking destroy my enemies and or be the mother fucking champion at my job…? Like? Do i wana end myself or do i wana put my rage into being the best i can be at my job. God damnit this is so hard.