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Im a hairy feminist and i shampoo and condition my underarm hair and pubes. Its amazing. My armpit hair and pussy hair have never been so soft. No waiitt i thought our puss hair was supposed to be curly and itchy? It isnt anymore. Oh my god were we supposed to be doing this the whole fucking time? Im changed. Its so soft down there. Unbelievable. There is a whole market thats not being tapped into yet. Get with it garnier i want pussy shampoo and conditioner.

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(Jokers voice)

We kill johns.

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Gawww daamnnn the fking jooo whitefish salad, the smoked asssss shiiitt, that is SOOO GAW DAMNED GOOD i could fking nut. Pissing shitting crying. Im going to dream of this. It will haunt my tastebuds forever.

AND OH MY GOD I JUST PUT THE LIVER PATÉ IN MY MOUTHSICLES I THINK IM GONNA CUM

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I know they say twinkies dont lower cortisol the stress hormone but it did in me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Like srsly have u ever had the junkiest shittiest foood and u just feel the anger violently exit ur body 😌😌😌😌😌

(And im literally still skinnier than any bitch the skinny shamers will fuck hahahahaha)

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Im super aggressively pro US military. Like. We need more. We need to enforce ppl to join honestly.

Im pro military kuz the military kills males. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘

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Sobbing while listending to evanescence october bcus this is what hot girls do, i dont make the rules.

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Evanescence song “understanding” is what snaps me out of it

Because im dying too.

And then, i was just happy, knowing we are all dying together.

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I would literally vote for her even harder if these were real.

But anyways it ai. Dang.

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Im tired of being tired. I dont know if this means i want to end it. Or if im abt to have some motivational drive to fucking destroy my enemies and or be the mother fucking champion at my job…? Like? Do i wana end myself or do i wana put my rage into being the best i can be at my job. God damnit this is so hard.

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All the bitches and cunts who bullied me in middle school literally did child p0rn in fking 6th grade. God, ill always want pedos and the bitches who groomed them dead, but tbh im glad they all got abused. Fuck you. How dare u skinny shame me, bully me for my jewish nose, bully me for not having fat tits and a fat ass in fucking MIDDLE school. How dare u crave male attention sooooo much to point where u bully women whom you do not perceive as fitting the male standard. Kill urself. I hope u all got raped and abused. Bitches who wana get picked and chosen that fucking bad deserve rape.. but i will still say rapists and pedos still deserve death. I fucking hope theyre all traumatized. I fucking hope u kill urselves.

So basically just kill patriarchal beauty standards. I dont deserve to be enforced to be a fat cunt just so males with low iqs and anorexic wallets can pick me and choose me, all of which are they themselves too fuck ugly and fat to get me to pick them and choose them. Sorry im fat phobic now. Its not my fault its all just trauma induced. 🥰 constantly trying to unleanr it though.

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God i love evanescence but i hate men 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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Why women always be defending bitches who are fuck ugly and fat but no one stands up for skinny hot bitches.

Yall always hatin what u aintin.

Legit fuck uglies will talk abt there stuggles and a skinny girl will be like “omg no way me too same gworl same”

And the fuck ugly fatass will be like “but no not u kus ur the standard now go fuck urself u dont deserve love and respect from bitches who hate ourselves bcus we fucking hate ourselves”

Yall hate sympathizing with bitches ur jealous of.

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I hate males who act like there owed and entited to a c0ck sucking simply because they were nice. Being nice is the bare fking minimum. Now be better than the competition. Men are cnts and deserve to be enforced to fit beauty standards like women. Nobody wants to work anymore. Yall are lazy whiny cnts who cry on the internet until a female who hates themselves and craves male attention finally desperately resorts to picking you. You want the hot girl? Be hot.

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My fave movie growing up was titanic bcus i always wanted to have my quick love story and then have the male die far sooner than me. I hate men. Gimme my quick romance and then exit forever, i have far too many valid excuses to never keep a man around forever.

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I despise females who claim that women dont deserve love and respect till we love ourselves. Absolutely false. Women are deserving owed and entited to love and respect from both females and males regardless of what theyre going through inside, and females (and males) who think we dont deserve it should be 3uth4n!zed. Literally c0mmit slewerslide.

Many of the females who said shit like that, later became h00kers so tbh it was all always projection. Desperately resorting to believing that women who were hotter than you didnt love themselves was ur coping mechanism for being too short fat and ug to be a model. Claiming women who were insecure didnt deserve love and respect from men, was there embarrassing way of trying to get picked and chosen by men. Go back to cutting, bitch.

All males who said shit like that are still unwillingly single into there 30s. Like damn maybe its because you dont respect females who you claim must not love themselves bcus they dress hot and wear makeup but ur a dumbass who thinks women who wear makeup hate themselves and dont deserve respect bcus they wear makeup, ur a dumbass who thinks women who dress hot must not love themselves, ur a dumbass who thinks women who are dtf must not love themselves, now ur permanently single and will most likely never breed. Good.

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Must be embarrassing for hooker fuckers to be so fuck ugly to point where they cant get there cocks sucked for free. Kill the johns. Aileen wuornos was wronged.

I wonder if i should keep this account as a mostly anti skinny shaming and occasionally anti prostitution account, or maybe ill launch a new account just for antiprostitution shiz. 😌

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I bought a teensy mini vibrator for 8 dollars and just used it today, the sane day i bought it, for the first time, and it died. I used it for a few hours straight and it died. Wow im so pissed, like yes i have the ither two ultra expensive vibrators to fall back on, one of which is also just bought today, but wow i feel so betrayed how dare you consumerism. How dare u fail me like this.