#I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING MYSELF 😭

[alfredosauce50]

Allen as a ruined news reporter turned loser who has his wife stolen by a hot doctor (Mathias Densen) Then he catches a parasite that forces him to bite people’s heads off even when he’s a vegetarian…

[josephtrohman]

"Here is a 21 year old picture of a picture of Joe from when I told him we could get food from A&W the next day because he was craving a root beer float."

[orcelito]

Super sexy me is so sexy I accidentally set off the fire alarm while baking pie shells for my pumpkin pie. And now I don't know if I should've even baked them in the first place. But well. Too late now 👍

[royaltea000]

TMA x Hetalia crossovers are so good actually cuz the nations as a concept are pretty creepy if you think about it. Like you’re telling me that there are people who are not people out there that can know you deeply and fundamentally as a person and a timeline if you look into a certain one’s eyes? That have lived quite literally since the beginning of civilizations whom all the blessings and curses of humanity have been thrust upon?? Witnesses to our rise and downfall??? And they’re just OUT THERE?????

In the Magnus Institute there is a hallway lined with portraits of important founders and sponsors only one of which is a painting done in the 1800s of a young man with green eyes and the thickest eyebrows. A portrait that looks suspiciously like the guy who pops in from time to time to have private meetings with Elias. Must be a descendant.

I headcanon that countries faces can’t be digitally recorded in any matter and if they are photographed they become blurry and distorted or obscured by a conveniently passing object or person so the only way they can be portrayed is through drawings. Anyways read Changing Face by Slovenskych on ao3 it gave me so many brainworms that I’m this close to mailing them my hospital bill :)

[lesbiansanemi]

Anyways. Sukuna fics I would write if I had the time and energy and I don’t understand why no one else has

Relationship study between him and Uraume. It would start in the Heian era, perhaps exploring how they met. But mostly it would be about their relationship and how and why Uraume is the only person Sukuna seems to enjoy being around and treats casually. What is different about them? Why is Sukuna so attached? Why is Uraume so attached to Sukuna? Things that are all very interesting imo. Could go through Sukuna getting sealed and Uraume’s thoughts on that and how and why they waited through fucking centuries for Sukuna to return, why they put up with Kenjaku and her scheming, up through Uraume and Sukuna’s eventual reunion

The Sukuna and Yuuji role swap that y’all already know about (will be written eventually but. Yk. Very eventually….)

An AU where Sukuna takes a different approach and decides to treat Yuuji with some fondness and care but all out of manipulation to use him to get the rest of his fingers quickly and turn on jujutsu society because that’s beneficial to Sukuna. He’s canonically very clever and I could see him pulling something like that, and I think it’s interesting to explore other versions of his relationship with yuuji beyond what we see in canon. But no, I don’t think he would ever genuinely cares about him

Actual good Sukuna/Uraume smut where sukuna is a pillow princess and Uraume does whatever the hell they want with him and also it’s actual weird freaky monster sex beyond just giving sukuna two dicks and calling it a day

Hyper niche AU where sukuna manifests in Yuuji, Megumi, and Nobara all at the same time (ask me for details, there’s a lot, it’s technically my oldest jjk AU)

Soulmate thing between Sukuna and yuuji but NOT romantically. More in a cosmic horror sense for both of them as in yuuji has to grapple with how similar to Sukuna he can be and sukuna can despise having any connection with someone as weak and pathetic as yuuji and also the horror of knowing they are bound forever and ever and there’s never any escape from the other in this life or the next

[wulfhalls]

post ep 5 the great didn't even happen to me. for entirely unrelated reasons I will be committing suicide immediately tho

[silverselfshippingchaos]

ugghhh wintertime sucks!! I'm sad and tired and sad all the time.. I need a nap.. and f/o cuddles.. and another nap..

[bibleofficial]

ok so man that i hooked up w like 2 weeks ago that i wanted to see for like dates: cancelled. i’m bored of him 😭😭😭

[shima-draws]

Work was reeeeeal stressful today and my anxiety’s suuuper high rn lmao. Send some asks?

[avatardoggo]

when you meet a Guy and he is 99.9% perfection but the Holy Spirit says no

[scnderlands]

okay I swear I’ll try actually get some writing done the next few days instead of watching criminal minds and being busy 🤭 got two calcharo things + one boothill one I need to do (and drafts for scar + geshu lin) — also need to carry on planning my wuwa series 😉

[oflgtfol]

literally what the fuck is in the air lately ive had three guys being weird at me within the past three weeks. thats one guy a week. Stop fucking being weird

[mymelodyisme]

My sister’s graduation day 😤 let’s go 👏🏽

[alexcabotgf]

resurrections rewatch let's fucking goooo

[marimbles]

finally got every shrine and every lightroot in totk!!!! keels over and dies

[all-chickens-are-trans]

me, staring at ao3, sighing: all I want is a canon compliant fic for this super niche movie from the 90s, no au, no a/b/o, no pwp, no established relationship, just the two of them pining and being idiots, preferably 10k or more, all written with a characterization I vibe with --

me: -- is that really so much to ask??