#I FUCKIN WHEEZED

[shinrascomputer]

Why does Reno get to call Rufus babygirl

[kedreeva]

I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this

with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.

I'mc rying

i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like

her name's Fluffy

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws being so attuned to each other that they have a conversation with facial expressions

[abugsomewhere]

I’m watching a comedy show with my dad and they got a prompt.

“Evil laugh turns into an asthma attack”

… in other news, I now hc that Radar has asthma!

[rbtlvr]

if you look in the dictionary under the definition of '(derogatory (affectionate))' you see a picture of him btw

(Totally Not Leo jester guy belongs to @liketheletter-l)

[essektheylyss]

agree that the live show was incredible! can’t wait to see your meme. my joke that I’m not posting for spoiler reasons is that caduceus has ludinus’s haircut. just had to share! have a lovely night :)

scheduling this to post after the broadcast but I CACKLED, you're so right, it's especially funny given the only things Jester remembered about Ludinus was "he was nice to me and he had pretty hair."

[stormbreaker-290]

Bestie, there is another virus destroying your insides, the boys might get jealous/j

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H EL PEME I CANR BR EATH

W H E E Z E

[icebrooding]

Fun fact: Kaushue canonically has three love interests across the entire story, but I only ever focus on one of these because I cannot for the life of me draw the other two! (This sounds like a shitpost but it is legitimately true.)

[dragynkeep]

Oh oh Rhaegon au where if Rhaenyra is going too be shamed for having bastards then she is gonna put all of his dirty laundry on display and bring HIS bastards to court to be raised alongside her own. The gloves are off an the whole kingdom can see how their monarchs operate and have to just sit an deal with it.

the nobles at court while rhaenyra & aegon have a bastard off because aegon's bastards start loving her more & he may need a new liver before the summer is out:

[l3viat8an]

Omgg ro!! Look at this:

https://www.tumblr.com/shakballoonshack/748842140432564224/the-obedient-one-will-wait-until-he-is-served-to?source=share

I didn't know you could create anime characters from balloon!!

Linky

Omgjsk I didn’t know that- like- I can’t believe it, it’s a masterpiece!!!! It looks just like Beel too helpshskhsksbsks

[queseraphita]

Scum Villian and Omniscient Reader walking that fine line being Kim Dokja didn't end up in a stallion novel

[citrine-elephant]

actually yeah, having a fun little classic interrogation scene with leon. not giving up the intel? dunk his head in the water. still being stubborn? hold him down as he kicks and thrashes. hands behind his back, beaten and bruised, exhausted from hours and hours of this nonsense....

fuck it, give him a pinch of pneumonia from nearly drowning. why not

[hamcatspamacc]

I present to you: my brothers big brain

[meanya]

HELLO????

[archi-pelago]

i am so god damn terrible at like, confrontation, and the worst part is I KNOW I tend to double down on shit bc i get indignant, but oh my god. this new girl at my workplace is so annoying, and she never lets me finish a fuckin sentence, and she interrupts other ppls convos and straight up yelled at me at work when she got overwhelmed (girl I am trying to HElp You to not get in Trouble)

and also her lifeless bloodshot pale blue eyes remind me of a ghoul, so its like. i need to be normal, and not let personal dislike make a hostile work environment, and just be like aahhhh im not at work to make friends but the rest of us tend to get along rlly well... she apologized to me later but in a very "I'm sorry this made me look so bad" sort of way... 100% hate how Anything happens and my brain spirals around it for days. its a whole ass waste of time and i definitely shouldnt be stressing out abt a woman who wants to move to the philippines because "the rent is better"(???) but I straight up hate not acting gracefully which is the funniest sentence to come from a clown