#I FUCKIN WHEEZED

[shinrascomputer]

Why does Reno get to call Rufus babygirl

[kedreeva]

I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this

with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.

I'mc rying

i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like

her name's Fluffy

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws being so attuned to each other that they have a conversation with facial expressions

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Yeah, ‘Favorite Regular’ suuure (/s)

(P.s. these are the transcripts for the “Happy Haunting to Boo and Yours” storybook)

nearly passed away right then and there. like we all know Barnaby is Howdy's favorite but still... ough <3

[abugshapedeldritchbeing]

I’m watching a comedy show with my dad and they got a prompt.

“Evil laugh turns into an asthma attack”

… in other news, I now hc that Radar has asthma!

[rbtlvr]

if you look in the dictionary under the definition of '(derogatory (affectionate))' you see a picture of him btw

(Totally Not Leo jester guy belongs to @liketheletter-l)

[essektheylyss]

agree that the live show was incredible! can’t wait to see your meme. my joke that I’m not posting for spoiler reasons is that caduceus has ludinus’s haircut. just had to share! have a lovely night :)

scheduling this to post after the broadcast but I CACKLED, you're so right, it's especially funny given the only things Jester remembered about Ludinus was "he was nice to me and he had pretty hair."

[stormbreaker-290]

Bestie, there is another virus destroying your insides, the boys might get jealous/j

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H EL PEME I CANR BR EATH

W H E E Z E

[icebrooding]

Fun fact: Kaushue canonically has three love interests across the entire story, but I only ever focus on one of these because I cannot for the life of me draw the other two! (This sounds like a shitpost but it is legitimately true.)

[dragynkeep]

Oh oh Rhaegon au where if Rhaenyra is going too be shamed for having bastards then she is gonna put all of his dirty laundry on display and bring HIS bastards to court to be raised alongside her own. The gloves are off an the whole kingdom can see how their monarchs operate and have to just sit an deal with it.

the nobles at court while rhaenyra & aegon have a bastard off because aegon's bastards start loving her more & he may need a new liver before the summer is out:

[l3viat8an]

Omgg ro!! Look at this:

https://www.tumblr.com/shakballoonshack/748842140432564224/the-obedient-one-will-wait-until-he-is-served-to?source=share

I didn't know you could create anime characters from balloon!!

Linky

Omgjsk I didn’t know that- like- I can’t believe it, it’s a masterpiece!!!! It looks just like Beel too helpshskhsksbsks

[queseraphita]

Scum Villian and Omniscient Reader walking that fine line being Kim Dokja didn't end up in a stallion novel

[hamcatspamacc]

I present to you: my brothers big brain

[meanya]

HELLO????

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Fantasy Wally but he talks to everyone like this one tumblr post I can’t find where the warlock calls the party “chat” and the god/demon patron “mod(s)”

“Hey mod this guy’s being mean. Kick em.”

*bandit dies a thousand deaths in the span of a millisecond*

Something like that 😂

this Immediately made me picture Wally & Home making a (poorly set up & executed) joke where Frank is being A Lot while Home is unfolded and Wally just goes "mod, chat is being too loud. ban them" & Home fully grabs Frank and starts to drag him into the building