#I FUCKIN GUESS?

[junior-asparagus]

“Ah fuck we’ve done it again.”

“You were the one driving!! I’m just a little guy!!”

[fated-normal-767]

the time just after new years is crazy because guys who decided to be on diets will literally be so angry with everyone apart from themself that they’re on a diet. you chose to do that. you can choose to stop doing that right now. why did my dad almost yell at me when I told him his fucking spinach and chicken would take 10 minutes to cook. you’re the one who chose to eat fucking spinach and chicken I am doing my best here.

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[cowboy-butch-blues]

sometimes I see y'all going through my blog and I'm tempted to DM you "come here often?" but I don't wanna be creepy lol

reblog this to let a dyke know it's okay to DM you

[princeofmints]

checking on the boys because i hear them doing their Play Meows and i want to make sure they aren't hurting each other and this is what i see

[hannibalspubes]

IM LOSING MY MIND RIGHT NOW GUYS !!!!!

LOOK

She’s standing on his feet 😭😭😭😭😭

This is so cute I’m going to die

[bastardlybonkers]

blond

[humming-fly]

Sorry just wanted to let you know that the poster of the crab day post is a terf

Gross!

That means I can just steal the post instead so!

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

[bixels]

Jesus man, relax.

[cokoweee]

They found the farm cat

Anyways here’s an update I tottttaallllyyyy had planned. Totally this was thought out

K bye bye🏃🏃🏃

Before—-Next

[whalefill]

The researchers used annual growth rings on the fish's scales to determine the age of individual coelacanths - "just as one reads tree rings," said marine biologist Kélig Mahé.

[kaijuno]

I took an adderall and went shopping and did my taxes and filled out more disability paperwork and called a lawyer about it and got gas and the mail and I did all of it before noon what the fuck is this what it’s supposed to fucking be like???? Shit is this easy for y’all??? God damn. God fucking damn it I’m pissed I’ve been on hard mode this WHOLE FUCKING TIME????

[teaboot]

Okay SO due to some unforseen circumstances the current carer for the kitten I am adopting is leaving the province earlier than I expected and WILL be dropping off a 4 week old kitten at my house next week and I am NOT panicking I am NOT frantically babyproofing my home I am NOT speed-reading through articles on properly feeding and socializing an actual ass infant kitten while Full Time Employed Oh my goddddddddfd

[dapper-lil-arts]

Darlings. is it gay when the phantom you created as a manifestation of your dreadfull loneliness takes the form of one of your closest friends.

Fanart of this pretty good horror rarijack fanfic, "The haunting of carroussel boutique" personaly i am surprised the writer didnt take the chance to point out how fucking funny this is. Me n kim started laughing about it during stream and i just had to draw this

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

"I seldom cahoot"

babe wake up biblically accurate Hades just dropped

[k7ino]

[ha encontrado al fin una razon]