#I DON'T EVEN LIKE ONIONS :(

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[quatregats]

If I just throw the tomatoes and onions for this* into the blender and then cook them after will it completely ruin the taste

[serendipitouscontaminant]

Bonus joke pic that doesn't make sense but does in my head:

I had to do it, okay!!!

Barbie 2023 + Onion headlines

[itskaist]

Jude is an interesting Sidestep of mine, because sometimes I feel like I didn't make him. He just… appeared. Spontaneously, like Athena jumping out of Zeus' head. He supplanted another half-a-Sidestep of mine like a twin absorbing another in the womb.

I call him my 'sleep paralysis Sidestep'. 'Uncanny valley Sidestep'. 'Had-to-do-it-to-'em Sidestep'. And that's because to all intents and purposes, he's Just Some Guy. Just some guy. Normalest guy ever. Nothing to see here. Even his name is very bland. His swear is just 'God' or something equally non-offensive. There should be nothing interesting to him. If I commissioned a pic of him, he'd look like just some dude; if not for maybe something slightly wrong in his eyes. You'd look at him and just know that if the two of you were left alone on a roof, he'd push you off.

And yet. And yet! This 'normality', this featurelessness, is precisely what's so unnerving about him. It's like Sidestep's do-no-see-me aura has extended over the fourth wall into me. I know precisely who he is; I know what he looks like, I know his body language, what he would act like and how would he speak. But whenever I try to dig deeper, assign him some themes, decide on canon choices, he's slipping through my fingers. Smiling pleasantly and saying, 'nuh-uh, that's none of your business, actually'.

My guy what is Wrong with you. You compel me so greatly.

[awheckery]

I'm going to say something that could very well get my white person citizenship revoked, but it has to be said:

I think that enchilada had too much cheese in it

[dimeadozencows]

Krispee cream

[doverstar]

every year around this time I rewatch Julie and the Phantoms, and every year I am reminded how much heart this little tween show about grief and hope has

[agentoffangirling]

There are ways to make any food look appetizing. You could make fried scorpion look good if you tried. The problem I keep noticing with British food is that they don't

You already have a solid base with all the meat and potatoes, there's tons of native herbs used to spice things up. Hell, if beans on toast was presented like this:

I would eat it, bc that looks appetizing. If you used the spices you colonized half the world for, you could have something really really good. If British cuisine bothered to put the slightest bit of effort into making their food look actually edible, more people would be open to it

Think about it this way. If I gave you this hamburger:

You would realistically think that it's meh at best. Sure, the taste might be fine, but this is boring. Bland. Nothing to it. Now, I add a few things, like lettuce, tomato, cheese, a few sauces, a spice blend, and boom:

That looks fucking delicious! It's the same concept with every single food

Or perhaps something from my own culture, khoresh gheymeh:

Again, it looks fine, but it can be better, something like this:

To be fair, this one is from a vegan recipe, but much nicer, yeah? And it still keeps the base we know and love

You don't need to stick with the same five ingredients every time, branch out! Use what you have, add what you took, and twist it into something presentable, bc every single British dish I've seen is just a different variation of mashed potatoes and meat. You don't have to ration anymore, stop acting like it

[thepandalion]

help I'm going insane over deltarune and Undertale stuff again

[lastoneout]

Tbh I have a lot of complicated feelings about the whole OceanGate thing and I'm not really a fan of how this is being treated as The Evergiven 2, but as it becomes more and more likely that the sub suffered a critical failure and imploded days ago my main thought is that visiting the Titanic's wreck should be in the same category as climbing Mt. Everest; a pointless, unfathomably dangerous, disrespectful excursion that should not be allowed, or at least regulated and reserved for experts who know what they're doing to conduct research and/or matinance.

I mean like at this point I don't even think the average person should know where Titanic is. What is the benefit? All it leads to is death and the disruption and/or potential destruction of a mass gravesite that also doubles as a unbelievably valuable historic artifact that will not be around forever. Why the hell are people just allowed to go down there?? We don't let people go rub their hands all over the Mona Lisa, and that wouldn't even kill anyone, why can billionaires just go tromping around in far more deadly and fragile locations, especially ones where hundreds of people have already died?

But yeah idk there's no real point in adding my input to the discussion and I kinda don't want to comment on it beyond this anyway, but the whole situation sucks and def makes it clear there are simply some things people should not be allowed to do no matter how much goddamn money they have.

[onionishere]

Ok so did you know that machinarium is my favorite game ever?

Did you know that most of the backgrounds in this game were pencil drawn on paper with non-dominant hand?

This game makes me so sentimental, this is a story about robots and yet it is still very human

Sob sob

[confines]

well. at least i made my cousin laugh really hard several times. :^) at least there is that. that made me happys.

[tittyinfinity]

people without food texture issues act like people with food texture issues can just suddenly get over them by a certain age and are soooo surprised whenever you say that you can't eat [X food] for the 25th year in a row

[razrbomb]

HC . As sweet as the idea of Denji running away from it all with Reze is, their dynamic would have shifted drastically now that Reze's mask has stripped off &. her "true" self was exposed to him ( whatever that means given her character! ). She's a dream come true — a hazy, peaceful trance where you know, at one point, you have to wake up; the dream is not real, you know the dream is not real. But is Denji wrong for falling for her spell, that sweet siren song, both fake &. true? For wanting to fall for such a sweet trap?

In spite her initial "intentions", the fondness Reze has for Denji is real; it could even be read more as pity since she sees so much of her own trauma within him. She can't help but empathize with him. Perhaps she was the first person that actually did understand Denji. However, that dream — the illusion — has shattered. It was like they were meeting each for the first time at the beach, by the shore all weary &. vulnerable, once the battle was over. The feelings Reze harbors for him ruined her, defiled her in a way she's unfamiliar with, but she's not naive. They can't go back. They can never go back to how things were once before.

He waited for her, still; &. it's no wonder he didn't question why she didn't come back.

[gingerpeachtea]

i feel like i keep swinging wildly back and forth between "yeah i definitely need therapy" and "why am i doing this i don't need this i'm fine on my own i can cope perfectly fine"