#I CANR

[sunsestart]

Doomed siblings

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[bizlybebo]

every episode of riptide post black sea so far has just been the entire party going “no way what the shit” dissolving into fits of crying laughter and then experiencing the most traumatic things one can go through while saying shit like “i thrust into her in front of her wife”

[shadebloopnik]

Actual footage of me going batshit insane from reading chapter 16 of "My Fawn" by NattTheCat:

Im not fucking kidding, im currently working rn and i had to jump up and down fucking punching the goddamn air holy shitttttttttt and the ending oh my staaarrrsssss i can't fucking wait for the next update

[httpiastri]

DID PEPE AND H*DJAR CHANGE CARS OR IS THAT ACTUALLY PEPE IN THE TOP????

[circusinarun]

YESS QUEEEN! SLAAAYYYY! >:D

I love her sm :3

[wonderxshows]

i have a draft i really wanna post its so funny

[ellearts]

ELLE I BELIVE IN YOU YOU GOT THIS

have a happy liam for the soul

Im gonna try going at it again if it doesn't work out i will literally kill mys-

[noihavenosanitythanksforasking]

i miss being a kid and playing boxcar children with my lil kid friends in the back yard and pulling up wild onions to make our fake soup and making some random ass dramatic plot line about how our parents died in a tragic accident and were running from the london govt even tho i live in america and talking to each other like we belong in anne of green gables.

now i grew up and life actually sucks ass and not even in a poetics way

[mysicklove]

i don’t want to the see the dash talking about kinktober. i am not ready.

[kumeyurii]

i might just have to die now that the new season of harley quinn is out and everyone will obsess over someone’s ass again like that ain’t the weirdest shit a person could do

[localvamp1re]

i finished it i.

rating it a no one talk to me i need to pace around my entire house / 10

[calebx1as]

THIS IS SOOOO VUTIEBFI OIFNWKEOCH

Kuroo Tetsuro was put on this earth to have children.

Before your little twins were even a thought, he’d look longingly at young couples with kids, watching with the most dazed expression. He was always the first to smile at infants, wave at toddlers, and if the accompanying parents seemed to welcome his affections, he’d ask the young children questions.

So, the gods blessed him with twins. And 9 times out of 10, he’s the most thorough father you’ve ever known, and he’s so quick to know which child needs what, when, and why.

Right now, however, is the 1 out of 10. And it’s funny.

“There’s a tiny human at the end of our bed,” he whispers against your head, the raspiness of his voice rumbling against your temple.

“I sincerely hope you mean one of our children.”

Your joke makes Tetsuro laugh, slowly sitting up to peek at the cutest intruder in your doorway.

“Good morning, baby,” he mumbles, thick fingers pressing into his eyes to rub the sleep from them. You smile at your daughter at the foot of your bed, sleepily gazing at your little girl. “How’d you sleep?”

“Good, dadda,” she mumbles around her pacifier.

“Yeah? Where’s your sister?”

“Sleepin’.”

“She’s still sleeping?” He says, yawning softly, an arm wrapping around you to pull you closer. “How come you’re not still sleeping?”

“Bluey!” She squeals excitedly, pointing at the tv in your room.

This, has your husband’s eyes furrowing. His body shifts slightly, and his eyes dart to span over her tiny frame.

“You want to watch Bluey?” He asks, and you cock your brow up at him in confusion for his confusion.

“Uh-huh!” She crawls onto the foot of your bed with a finger extended to the big screen, “Bluey, please?”

“What’s wrong?” You whisper, grabbing the remote and clicking the tv so your tiny child is occupied.

Tetsuro leans over, pulling you close, enough to where his warm breath spans over your face.

“I don’t know which one that is,” he whispers, and you let out a soft snort.

“You really don’t know?”

“I know Hanako likes Bluey, but Hanae’s favorite pair of pj’s is the one that’s being worn right now.”

Your eyes flick back down to the figure at the bottom of your bed, who indeed, is wearing Hanae’s favorite green pajamas (Hanako’s are yellow), but is watching Bluey like no one’s business (Hanae immensely prefers paw patrol).

And in his defense… they are twins.

Looking the same is kind of what they do.

“What about her eyes?” You whisper back. Hanae has eyes like her fathers, while Hanako’s are more akin to yours.

“Couldn’t get a good look, it’s too early!”

“Pacifier color?”

“Baby they switch those regularly, you know better than to ask.”

Chewing on your lip, your eyes shift over your child’s excited eyes watching the tv. It’s true, if they weren’t identical enough, now they have to go and switch the few things that make them different.

“Who are you?” Tetsuro asks to no one, though it does make you giggle.

Then, you smile and slowly sit up, patting your husband’s chest lovingly. “Hey stinky,” you call, and you watch her messy black hair swish as she turns to face you. “Who do you like to hang out with more, uncle ken or uncle ko?”

The tiny human beams around the pacifier in her mouth, “uncle ko! ‘Cause he plays pirates with me in ‘da pool!”

You and tetsuro look at each other and grin.

Hanae.

Hanako was absolutely whipped for her uncle kenma.

“We should see him soon, shouldn’t we?” You ask, watching as Hanae bounces excitedly.

Tetsuro rolls his eyes as he sits up, “not before we see uncle Kenma, he’s already pouty that you like uncle Koutaro more, and I gotta hear about it.”

“Of course she likes him more,” you tease, slipping out of bed to start the day. “Hanae is practically attached to Koutarou’s leg; she told us she was going to marry him one day, remember?

“Gonna marry Uncle Kou one day!” Hanae chirps. “N’ Hanako’s gonna marry Uncle Kenma, ‘nd we’re all gonna marry Uncle Kei, and-“

“Do not do this to me so early,” Tetsuro groans, patting the bed for the little girl to snuggle with him. She does, with a happy little noise and a quick scurry close to him, and you can only watch with a smile as they watch Bluey together in the rays of the sun before shuffling off to make breakfast.

[dollieomens]

Holy my love how u doing? :3

I hope you have/had a wonderful day!! Take care of yourself and remember to eat and drink enough!! <3

thank you darling, im alright! :) i managed to get out of bed, im on my 3rd cup of coffee 😭

[batboopp]

I’m tired of people confusing characters who are kind and caring people with being an extremely extroverted himbo that can’t defend themselves (Superman im talking about you 💔)

[seneon]

wdym i already have a halloween event in my drafts and it's not even fall yet??

[wings-the-person]

* HELLO BEAUTIFUL 😻😻😻

I so happy with how this turned out !!! I love her so much !!!

Prints will be available tomorrow morning 🫶⚙️