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i think you mean what you say when you say you want to die i think you mean what you say when you say you want to stay alive
#em.mentalist#the mentalist#thementalistedit#mentalistedit#my gifs#patrick jane#simon baker#userburn#tuserkers#useremsi#userairi#usercinna#userjochi#userbrittney#crimeshowsource#tvgifs#cinemapix#filmtvcentral#teresa lisbon#*#anyway i love patrick jane so so so so so so much#i cannot stress this enough
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something that is so important to me is that Gideon and Harrow are both extremely talented individuals with enviable skills and remarkable origins, and also complete and total girlfailures
#I cannot stress this enough#if either of them appears to be genuinely cool more than 15% of the time in a fanfic it feels ooc to me#griddlehark#tlt#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#txt#rhispeak
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//marble hornets comic spoilers!
this is a psa for everyone to go read the comics because they're actually so good
also,
was relistening to the album . expect more art related to spirit phone
#the comics are genuinely peak#i cannot stress this enough#and also brian is still gay brim nation does infact stay winning#fanart#art#drawing#digital art#traditional art#creepypasta#marble hornets#skully#skully i fucking love you#skully fanart#jessica locke#jessica locke fanart#marble hornets comics#brian thomas#alex kraile#jay merrick#amy marble hornets#psa i know skully is chill like that but just call this a jessica pov thing#Spotify
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y’all i cant. i just saw a post that rhysand hiding the pregnancy complications is better than “tamlin beating feyre nearly to death”
i-
HUH?????
they MUST be confusing acotar with one of their dark stalker romances or something i swear GAWD.
#acotar critical#sjm critical#i cannot stress this enough#but yall stans really out here just making shit up as you go#because i onow DAMN WELL y’all are not out here lying your ass off to make your lil fav SAer look better#could absolutely not be me#anti rhysand#pro tamlin#pro nesta#anti acotar#like what the fuck?
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Naughty Kitty~ (NSFW WARNING 🔞‼️)
To be so fr I just wanted to draw someone naked and Michael has been rotting my brain for the past like two weeks—
Be an Angel and help him relieve a little stress, would you?
#THIS IS ‼️NOT‼️ NICK#I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH#PLEASE YALL#I should make a twitter for this shit probably#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted oc#redacted michael#michael the neko#pycthsketches#pycthspice
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This is an impulsive draft of a scene I thought up based on @orange-artist‘s Time Travel AU of the Kamaboko Squad… if you read this, know that I love your art and that I genuinely can’t stop thinking about it. Please enjoy the hyper-fixation soup of words that I call my unedited writing!
“Kanata and Kiriya,” Kagaya gasped, his usually gentle and composed features overrun with surprise as he desperately hoped he had not misheard them. “How… how many of the children did you say survived this year’s Final Selection?”
“Of the thirty-three test takers, thirty-three have passed and will continue to serve the Demon Slayer Corps,” Kanata replied dutifully.
“Of those thirty-three,” Kiriya continued after, already anticipating their father’s next question. “Five were noted to be especially skilled.”
“The independent swordsman who developed his own breathing style, Hashibira Inosuke.”
“The independent swordsman who does not use a breathing style, Shinazugawa Genya.”
“The youngest student of the retired Rumbling Pillar Kuwajima Jigoro, Agatsuma Zenitsu.”
“The newest student of the retired Water Pillar Urokodaki Sakonji, Kamado Tanjiro.”
“And the only student of the current Insect Pillar Kocho Shinobu, Tsuyuri Kanao.”
Kiriya gave their father a moment to commit the different names to memory before concluding, “the remaining twenty-eight state one or more of these five had saved their lives at least once and stayed close by until they were healthy enough to survive the rest of the week. We saw each of them waiting at the edge of the forest for the rest of the stragglers before passing themselves. Additionally, the Kasugai Crows we sent on a final expedition of the forest afterward reported that only one or two of the demons were left alive.”
Kagaya had believed the Miracle Selection to be a once in a lifetime phenomena — marked by a lonely gravestone in their strange family’s shared cemetery and the memory of a peach colored fox wielding violent waters in defense of its peers.
Unimaginable, and unrepeatable.
He was right, but only because this Miracle Selection was nothing like the first. This one was intentional and decisive and everything that his family made of blood, bone, and steel had been waiting for. The beginning, or perhaps just the first visible omen, of a change in the very course of the world that Kagaya had been unable to foresee until it had already happened. Was it any coincidence that there were thirty-three survivors specifically? That, of those thirty-three, five of them in particular had saved the rest?
The Ubuyashiki were superstitious by nature; marrying their heirs to the daughters of priests and teaching their children to create rings of salt around their beds when they wanted some extra protection at night. The importance of the numbers three and five were not lost on him. With the three sacred treasures and the five directions (the five senses) marking their way, there was no question as to what he must do. Kanata and Kiriya know it too, or they would’ve sent a crow instead of making a personal report.
“Tell our most reliable kasugai to follow the five children you just mentioned,” he ordered Kanata, “they don’t have to be especially quiet… though I would appreciate it if they were undisruptive.”
He could not see her, but he knew that she gave him a solemn bow before turning to leave.
For Kiriya, “I need a missive to be sent to all of the currently active Pillars as well as the retired Rumbling and Water Pillars for a meeting at the northwestern estate three months from now.”
“Understood.”
The tide of change was fast approaching, and he knows that it will spell the end of this centuries long battle against the night. Kibutsuji Muzan will not live to see the next era — that, he promises.
(What he does not know just yet is that his chosen children have already sat on the horizon of a demon free world, and they know that they cannot afford to fail twice. Once was enough.)
#I cannot stress this enough#this is not edited#I just needed to get it out before it consumed me entirely#also the number of attendees and the meanings of the lucking numbers probably aren’t accurate#I don’t imagine that thirty-three people would attend Final Selection at the same time#but the internet said that three five and eight were lucky numbers in Japan so I ran with it#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#kny ubuyashiki#kagaya ubuyashiki#kny kanata#kanata ubuyashiki#kny kiriya#kiriya ubuyashiki#kny inosuke#inosuke hashibira#kny genya#genya shinazugawa#kny zenitsu#zenitsu agatsuma#kny tanjirou#tanjiro kamado#kny kanao#kanao tsuyuri#kny muzan#muzan kibutsuji#kamaboko squad#kny au#time travel au
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this is how i wanna die. everyone take note: if hoshina doesn't materialize and strangle me between his massive fucking biceps, then i refuse to pass away
#i will remain immortal#as god intended#i cannot stress this enough#i am SO JEALOUS of kafka#me next me next#i swear men never realize how good they have it#yet another male privilege#smh#hoshina soshiro#soshiro hoshina#hibino kafka#kafka hibino#kaiju no. 8#kn8
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#911edit#911 show#911 abc#madney#madneyedit#maddie x chimney#maddie buckley#chimney han#kenneth choi#jennifer love hewitt#jlhewittedit#mine#relationships#i cannot stress this enough#i am OBSESSED with them
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wheels up (oh something is UP alright and its not wheels...)
also lots of ppl imagined long-suffering gaz so he is here as well <3
<- part 1 for context
#call of duty#modern warfare 2#cod mw2#soapghost#ghostsoap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#ESTABLISHED soapghost relationship#i cannot stress this enough#for the love of god do not force your subordinate into fucking you in a closet via official briefing#this is just foreplay to them#8cuttlefish art
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HOW THE HOUSEWARDENS ACT W/ A BABY (not their own, they're all still underage)
RIDDLE:
-man this guy is so bad with babies, but damn it if he isn't efficient
-he'll make sure that the physical needs are taken care of, but that's not entirely what a baby needs.
-but a baby can't tell you what exactly it needs so it'll just be stressful for both of them until he figures it out
-it might be a while
-doesn't do super well with physical affection (giving)
-he probably won't burn down the house to make a bottle for the baby but he will stress about the temperature and it'll go cold before he's satisfied and it'll repeat the process ad infinitum
LEONA:
-pls the baby he knew was cheka, and he was easy he's got this (NOT)
-lion man just wants to sleep and does not appreciate being woken up for feedings or changings or anything else
-doesn't care about bottle temp, milk is milk
-won't show but is a little stressed about having claws vs incredibly fragile baby skin
-genuinely confused to as why not all babies are not like Cheka
-after a while he'll get down the baby language and be so fast at it, just to maximize his sleep
-hey if it works it works
AZUL:
-another one not really fit for children
-would try to foist off the child to the leeches, and then realize that unfortunately he is the much better option (because morays eat their young)
-he will do his best tho and he will do an almost perfect job
-he just...overestimates human baby milestones
-it's ok, it can go one of two ways. either the parent is delighted by fast progress or Azul feels embarrassed
-like riddle, doesn't super love the whole physical contact thing
-also secretly i'd think he'd be great to talk to for anything involved in being recognized outside of your children or a body dysmorphia kind of depression cause same
KALIM:
-mans has 40 siblings or something
-i trust him, but he can be a little...cloud heavy
-he will make sure that baby is cuddled, and fed, and played, but sleeping is not his thing. adorable, but babies are AWAKE around him
-plus he's had servants that take care of the gross parts so he's clueless about how messy babies usually are
-jamil would lose his mind having two people to take care of, one infinitely more dependent than the other
-as much as i love him, don't give him a baby
VIL:
-he wouldn't try very hard
-babies are hard and he's not planning to babysit very long, he has more important things to do, but in the meantime
-this baby will be TAKEN CARE OF
-he bought a lot of...well...everything and all the excess goes to the parents.
-the cutest outfits you've ever seen
-detests changing and other gross parts but will do it
-does not like the not sleeping part, but he will admit they are very cute
IDIA:
-you're playing with fire here
-the only baby he's ever been around was Ortho, and that...ended terribly
-panicking every single second, and rapidly googling every time the baby breathes a little weird
-builds an automated bottle warmer and baby rockers so he has minimal contact with the baby as possible
-until Ortho says that skin to skin or physical contact is best for optimal health
-he'll whine and cry but do it, for a super short amount of time
-made an automatic changing station so he never does the gross parts
MALLEUS:
-adores children. they do not adore him.
-he can scare them a bit being all dark colors and rbf
-but he does theoretically know how to take care of a human baby
-i don't think silver should count since he's more of a changling
-will not put the baby down unless absolutely necessary (my kind of guy)
-the baby lives in a singular too big shirt or the most regal ensemble you've ever seen. no in between
-doesn't bother with changing since he can just magic it away
-also buys everything for the baby and keeps half for when he hopes to be asked to babysit again
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#malleus draconia#twst#twst prompt#inspired by my baby cousin giving me baby fever#he's so darn cute and my family literally#never puts him down or gets him dressed in a full onesie cause he's always snuggled up to someone#always#i cannot stress this enough#it's a fight for him at my house and i'm so jeolous i don't get to hold him everyday#weird superpower i have#i can sniff out a baby even if i can't see it on the other side of a room#idk there's just like a smell#and i'm good at discerning their sounds#it's like i can zero in like a radar
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Mulder wearing Scully's necklace (2.07)
#i cannot stress this enough#x files#the x files#txf#dana scully#fox mulder#msr#david duchovny#scully x mulder#mulder x scully#screams#like I hated this episode but this is v important content so
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i know i bring this up a lot but "sun pre-hw2 was largely sweet and nice and nobody had any reason to suspect that he was actually kind of rude & shared moon's capacity for cruelty" is such a baffling take when he ends his first and only appearance prior to that point by literally throwing a lost child out to the dogs and calling the murderous mall cop on him because said kid wasn't respecting his authority. like. i am sorry but i think this one is on you
#speaking!#discourse#HE THROWS GREGORY!! HE THROWS HIM!!#I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH#HE GRABS THE CHILD HIS OTHER HALF JUST TRIED TO MURDER#& FLINGS HIM OUT FACE-FIRST INTO HARD TILE#HOW DO YOU SEE THAT & GO 'YEAH I WANT THIS GUY AROUND TODDLERS. HE SEEMS SAFE & RELIABLE'#GOD.
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BRIAN MURPHY PICTURES FROM THE WWE UM, ACTUALLY EPISODE...
I can't say anything about these pictures because the ops are around
#um actually#dropout#dropout.tv#brian murphy#hot murph#like really really hot#REAALLLYY hot#i cannot stress this enough#super hot#screenshots#wwe#wwe um actually episode#manspreading#but hot damn#can't explain it but this is my type right here#yummy yum yum
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what if…beast-yeast ep 6 went differently?
1/2
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#burning spice cookie#burning spice#crk#golden cheese cookie#golden cheese#NOT A SHIP#I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
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My Transformers One thoughts!!!
✨Spoiler free✨
Holy moly this movie was just so…WOW!!! Before I start with my thoughts, I would like for y’all to know that I’ve never been this hyped for a movie in a long time! I was so excited I was shaking from excitement that my family kept asking if I was okay! 😂
Ok now to my thoughts. First off, I just want to mention how good the voice acting was. Chris Hemsworth did such a phenomenal job as Orion Pax, later Optimus Prime. Whenever his character gave a speech, I was crying because of how amazing and inspiring it was. And Orion in general was just so adorable and fun to watch! Now Brians voice acting was spine chilling! His decent from good friend who sticks to protocols to becoming the revenge seeking Megatron just flowed ever so nicely! The writers did an incredible job with his villain arc. Plus, Brians voice acting just made it even more incredible! And Michael Keegan as Bumblebee was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! My mom loved him she thought he was so funny! He was kinda, sweet and always willing to help his friends. The chemistry that Optimus and Elita have with each other was *chefs kiss* you can tell she really cared for him throughout the whole movie! Everyone’s chemistry with each other was amazing!!! Every single character had such well done chemistry with the others, showing the good writing in this movie!
Now the music and animation, was OFF THE CHARTS. They both flowed so well together. The music made me feel so teary eyed because of how beautiful was! It made you really feel in the moment. And the animation was absolutely STUNNING! Seriously yall, shoutout to all the animators for doing such an amazing job with the animation style. It was just so incredible. So if you are really into animation and/or music definitely check this movie out!!
And finally the plot in this film. I swear this plot is absolutely heartbreaking in this movie. So many moments that make you feel. The friendship bond between Orion Pax and D-16 to the long known enemies Optimus Prime and Megatron was simply so sad to watch. And it really makes you feel hooked to the story watching D-16 going through his good guy to bad guy transformation. It really makes you feel for the guy. There were also so many dark moments too which was pretty shocking but honestly pretty valid for the story and I like how they didn’t try to shy away from all that. The writers really embraced it, show the horrors and the reality of war, corruption and betrayal. Honestly, I haven’t been this hooked on a plot for a movie in a long long time!
I had so much fun watching this movie. It made me feel like a little kid again, getting excited about a movie and what will happen and why the characters change. Seriously shoutout to everyone person who worked in this movie yall did an amazing job! I’m really considering watching this movie because of how good this movie was. 10/10 movie rating for me. I definitely recommend yall to watch this amazing movie, it has such amazing characters as well as a really good lesson from this movie! I can’t wait for more of this Transformers story! I had a really good time! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Also I brought my Optimus Prime plushie and my Bumblebee funko pop, along with my new Transformers One shirt to the movies with me! And I also took some pictures during the movie as well! (No spoilers i promise!!) Have a look! 🤗
#transformers#transformers one#movie review#orion pax#optimus prime#d 16#megatron#b 127#bumblebee#elita one#optimus prime x elita one#sentinel prime#starscream#shockwave#soundwave#please go see it yall it’s soooo gooooddd#i cannot stress this enough#also shoutout to my bestie for getting me into transformers 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#im so happy im part of the fandom now 😊
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Kirk’s fury igniting at the sight of Spock’s trembling hands and the actual shaking in his voice!!
#i cannot stress this enough#I am so fucked up about them#Spock trying to get a hold of himself and SHAKING#bones and kirk not able to do anything to help him#Kirk feeling like he hasn’t got a right to witness Spock’s agony!#star trek tos#star trek novels#spock#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#plato’s stepchildren#star trek 11#james blish
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