#I AM TIRE

[pancakecatmarc]

THE DIVORCE PEPPIN O

[spiderpupware]

sorry for the blur ,, ; =)

[dnalt-d2]

So About the "About the Crows..."

This isn't some big theory, I just thought it'd be funny to have that for a title and I'm too tired to prioritize consistency over comedy

(Also this is in reference to this post, where I made a theory regarding the crows and their removal from the game, and the relation of that to Phil's potential lore)

So yeah some people pointed out that the reason the crows were removed was just because they have inventories. Like the catfish. Which makes them lag machines, much like the catfish, furthering and giving double-meaning Fit's famous quote of "FTC" (Fuck the catfish. Fuck the crows. F the C/C I suppose)

So yeah that part of the theory's debunked I guess lol. I will say though that I'm little surprised that they got rid of the crows that fast, when it didn't seem like they were that big a problem in comparison the catfish. But I guess they can't get rid of those without getting rid of like 40% of Fit's reason for living

The crow thing's still gonna be a headcanon though and you can't stop me, he-he-he-heh

THE FED NETTED UP THE CROWS TO FUCK WITH PHIL AND THAT'S MY FINAL VERDICT. WE'RE ALL LOCKED IN THE BOWELS OF THE FEDERATION WITH LUFFY. WE WILL ESCAPE EVENTUALLY AND FREE HIM TOO

VIVA LA NONSENSE, LET'S GO

[zehecatl]

... i could go lie in bed and watch Animaniacs. like this is a thing. i can do

[splynter]

Girl help the coffee is having the opposite effect on me today

[bxd-kxrma]

Gonna take a nap to try and get rid of this sickness bs. Something cool for you under the cut.

YOU FOOL!!! YOUVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!! AHAHAHAHA!!! NEVER TRUST A SICK PERSON!!!!

[sweetfirebird]

People on the local NextDoor app confuse and complaining about the wait time in hospitals right now and also surprised that there is yet again no cough/cold medicine on the shelves.

Imagine being that oblivious. I can't. I can't do it.

[smowyashe]

i have a theory that the cool ass names are what make them more appealing to those people who simp over them, fictional or not

human beings tend to love it when things are aesthetic, and can go to extreme lengths to change something to suit their preferred aesthetic

the names emanate an aura of mystery and just plain awesomeness that is very appealing to many people

its this attractiveness to aesthetics, and the aura surrounding the names that combine to create a more appealing figure than if Ghostface was called "Casper with a knife bigger than his manhood"

thats just weird and awkward, who tf in their right mind would like a guy named that, who goes around killing people?

sounds like a total weirdo and a jerk

my name is Kai and thankyou for coming to my TedTalk

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[eunnieboo]

every single time

[freakoutgirl]

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

[boyquet]

I just want to remind people that it’s 2024 and we didn’t “go thru a pandemic” we are “going thru a pandemic” present tense. It is still happening. People are still get sick, still becoming disabled, and still dying. Covid hasn’t gone away and I beg people to not normalize getting sick with it.

[normal-thoughts-official]

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

[mysillycomics]

[jasontoddiefor]

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

[alanaisalive]

Now that Eurovision is over, I want you all, especially the Americans, to take a good hard look at how the voting results turned out when people boycotted the event.

In the UK, the viewing figures were down about 2 million people compared to last year. Up to 2 million people made the conscious decision to not watch and not vote because of Israel's inclusion.

The final results of the public vote, Israel came in first place in the UK and got 12 points. Because the only people watching and voting were people who backed Israel or at least didn’t care one way or another.

This doesn't matter. It's a music contest. The boycott was still the right thing to do because it is just a show at the end of the day, and the viewing figures have more impact than the results.

But it is also a good object lesson to show you what happens if you boycott a vote over something that does matter. Choosing not to vote in, let's say, a presidential election will have similar results.