#I AM 5 FEET TALL
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So I'm at the airport cause I have a wedding tomorrow out of state and I took 3 days off work to make it
And like, I went to ask for a taxi (cause ubers are not allowed to pick up/leave people in the airport, at least here) and the taxi people where like "your driver is waiting outside :)" and when I was walking away I heard them talk via walkie talkie to the driver describing me so she could meet me
And I shit you not they described me as "the extremely short girl in pink" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#LISTEN#I AM 5 FEET TALL#the AUDACITY#LIKE I MAY BE SHORT BUT WHY ADD THE EXTREMELY#unnecessary#miry's yapping
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these days, the summer fan is on, and there is a little cricket in you. your mother would say you don't have ambition, but that's not quite true. you just had different priorities: for most of your life, the pain swallowed so much of your energy that picturing a future was almost impossible. it took so much just to render yourself here without evaporating - making goals always felt shallow, far-off.
at 17, maybe you would have wanted to be famous. maybe you would have wanted to kiss every woman and come home late at night and call the dawn to heel like a dog. to meet taylor swift and ask her to collaborate on poems and french-kiss in the rain. to wiggle your fingers at jealous ex-lovers while you lifted the hem of your ballgown and got out of limousines. a life of rooftops, spinning and glittering.
these days, it isn't that you're tired, but that you have learned the weight of carrying things. you have had the good times. you have laughed at the bottom of a pool. you have had your hands on the paring knife. you know the cost of it, like a carcinogen. these days, you want a life like a stone fruit. these days, you want a life that lays gently on your skin, rather than piercing through.
you are going to get a little condo with your friend. the two of you fantasize about basic things: how it will feel to cook in a friendly kitchen. the serenity of picking out wall paint colors. putting plants in the sunlit corner. you want a place that never rings in anger. where the only echo is jazz music. you want a peace like holding your head under the water.
ah. maybe your younger self would be devastated - you got boring?
she doesn't know yet. she has lived her entire life terrified, running. she has grown so accustomed to the threat that she has fallen in love with the scythe. she thinks passionate and violent are synonyms, that anything lovely has to come with a bad side. she thinks life has to break like a wave - that you need to swallow the ocean in order to stay above the foam. she doesn't know about the boat yet. she doesn't know about spending hours at home, quiet, your hands folded, finding peace. she doesn't know about weightlessness. she thinks everything good is everything sharp. that the pain is what makes something satisfying.
one day she will make cookies from scratch. one day when she breaks a plate, she will be the only one around, and nobody will start shouting. one day she will slip her fingers under the sand, and it will make sense to her. the life assembling in little shards: oh. i've been afraid of a quiet life at home because i've never had a quiet home to come to before.
the gentle world inside her, singing behind a door.
#literally spending the last 3 days salivating over apartments#alex: wanna get a house together but be normal about it?#me: IF I DONT FIND A HOUSE IMMEDIATELY ALEX I AM A THREAT#writeblr#im simply not approaching this like a normal person. but like to be fair. my office my kitchen and my livingroom are all the same fucking#10 feet#if i lie down a certain way i am in all 3 spaces. and i am only 5 fucking feet tall
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hi. Did yuo know that birds are classified as living dinosaurs
i believe you
#ask#first is a cassowary and second is shoebill. i couldnt think of any others LOL i dont know many big birbs#THEYRE SO SCARY THO AUGH#the shoebills wings are very pretty though..... they (can be) are 5 feet tall birds... grian height#their wings can be 7 feet wide. oh gosh. they weigh 12 pounds ??#grian clicking his jaw like a shoebill. so loud. what am i saying
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By the way. Buying jeans in stores is impossible if you are shorter than average and they are gonna drag behind you like a veil. Have fun tripping on them (It's me. I am short)
#brought to you by me buying jeans today#they are said to be ankle length#spoiler: NOT ON ME#they go midway to my heel#if i tuck them in slightly they are great#but the point is#i am 158/159 cm#in feet i think that's either 5'2 or 5'3#THERE ARE PLENTY PEOPLE SHORTER THAN ME#if i can't buy jeans because they are long enough to cover my entire foot and a few cm of floor as well#what the fuck are people even shorter than me buying#a year ago i bought these loose summer pants that were said to be in length somewhere under the knee#THEY GO TO MY ANKLES (they are great pants btw. the only pair of loose pants i own because all the other ones in stores are too f long)#i know getting clothes tailored is an option#but i am really not gonna do that with everything i am buying?#especially jeans#since i never know how long they are gonna last#my thighs are thicker and touch each other so they have a tendency to tear in between my legs#sometimes they last years (current record 5 years)#and sometimes they last 3 months#i never know until i wear them more often#and i am not gonna get my clothes tailored every 3 months#i am on the skinny side so idk what the plus-size clothes situation is like but according to all evidence: absolutely horrible#anyway#brought to you by me bcs i dont shop online often and prefer stores so i can try things on first without having to return them after buying#also reminder that i DID buy nice jeans today. its just that i hardly ever find some#ohv and obv tall people also have it bad™ i am sorry for your naked ankles in winter weather#ema rambles#possibly to delete
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I have so many things I need to catch up on and respond to (I have severely neglected my email which is NOT good) so I apologize. I will get around to it this week I hope!
Old followers will know that this is the norm for me this time of year as I once again rally the strength to try and make the most of my severely neglected little urban hellscape of a yard. I mean, how do you recover from the knowledge that ALL of the native milkweed species you planted over the last 4 years has died, never to return? (I can’t stop being sad about this you have no clue, I had 5+ species native to the state!) All that remains is the common milkweed volunteers that have come up wherever they feel like it, and I’m obligated to let them do as they wish. Feels bad, man. I would have killed to see that purple milkweed flower.
Have spent the last 2+ weeks getting my veggie garden and containers up and running (still need to sow beans and more kale) and I’ve got more natives/ornamentals to go into my nearly cleared side yard. I’m really really REALLY hoping my new virginia bluebells don’t die with this heat/likely drought, but I’m pretty confident everyone else will come through okay. I mean, if the cardinal flower can come back for the 3rd year like a champ, what’s their excuse? (Dear self: be thankful, the cardinal flower likes you and you know it shouldn’t and that’s rad. Also the prairie smoke plant is starting to spread and that’s really cool. So is the hepatica. And your ferns are getting big and beautiful! So remember what’s working out, ok?)
I just want my little plot to be the hopping hot spot for all the local wildlife. It’s nice to see so many critters anywhere I look but I know I can do better and that requires A LOT of work. I’ll never be anything akin to a master gardener, but I like to think I’m learning a lot every day and working WITH nature instead of against it. Battling invasives is one hell of task. (Rot in hell, creeping bellflower!)
Now if only it would rain, and I can find a way to get a rain barrel setup! (No gutters in my back yard to access for rain is a major L...)
#April rambles#gardening season!!!!#urban gardening#native gardening#attempting a kinda sorta woodland planting on the shaded half of the side yard#got my lady ferns and my maidenhair ferns ready#doing my best to keep my native plants as the majority for the yard but I do splurge on some ornamentals#who can resist peonies am i right?#can't wait for the lupines to take off I need to start expanding the native ones!#when in doubt there are always asters#my columbine got defoliated by sawflies and I'm SAD#it's still alive though but I'm babying it#having a WEED fail to return for you is a major blow to the would-be ego#i hope to fuck my new liatris comes in strong because YES!!!!!#so many tall plants that fall over it's pure chaos#looking at you 5+ feet tall joe pye weed and 6+ foot tall goldenrod#absolute beasts!
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ROs heights?
FELIX: 5’11”
EDEN: 5’4”
SABLE: 6’2”
ERIS: 6’0”
???: 5’6”
#asks#anonymous#all ros#felix#eden#sable#eris#???#some ??? crumbs for u all#yes i made them short bc the image of them fighting with a tall MC if you so choose is funny#also these are the same heights for all genders!#i personally am not a fan when games have male ROs be like 6+ feet and then the female vers are like just pushing 5 feet
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currently wrestling with 'this looks too childish, having all these little hello kitty figurines all over my pc case and putting any more stuff in my car would be tasteless' and 'WHIMSY BITCH! WHIMSY! IT'S STILL ALL SMALL! IT'S CUTE! WHIMSY!'
#it's hard cause...like not to get too deep into my issues on a fckn post abt hell0 kıtty figurines but#I had to grow up VERY early and VERY fast and not in a like cutesy I had to study lots kinda way#in a I had to take care of my disabled mom and little brother at the age of 11 kinda way#I had to kinda toss whimsy out the window for a long time#and in that same vein I HAD to get my point across to other adults like no listen I actually am in charge#I am the decision maker for my family. It's me. you're looking at her. this child.#so I kinda also got ashamed of any whimsy I DID want/display cause I HAD to be taken seriously#so in order to do that (especially as a woman) I had to be... well... serious. hard. no whimsy. take me seriously or I fckn cut you.#and I mean I still very much am like that it's not something that goes away#especially cause you know. still a woman. who is also 5 feet tall. and very young looking despite being over 30.#take me seriously if the occasion calls for it or I'll cut you#but also. the whimsy. it calls.#and now I have all these little hello kitty figurines idk what to do with :(#and that's my overshare on tumblr dot com for the month!#erin explains it all
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GIGANTIC NEWS EVERYONE. HUGE. MONUMENTAL.
#I AM TALLER THAN I’VE KNOWN MYSELF TO BE.#BY TWO WHOLE CENTIMETERS.#i’m pretty much 165cm tall. measured a few times - that’s the perfect average. I’M TALLER THAN I’VE THOUGHT.#google says that’s 5.41338583 feet (5 feet 461⁄64 inches). rounded up to 5’5’’ :O#it talks#this is huge to me lmaooo. cool as hell. i’m like almost 170 or something in docs?
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i love how i got a 100% on a history test right. and yet. i kid you not, the ONLY thing my teacher had to say about this was that i "yapped a lot in my answers, but it was good yapping so it's okay." are you joking me rn. babes if the question says to write 3-4 sentences, i'm going to write 3-4 sentences hello?????
#so sick of this man#i mean hes really just an intern rn#but still#this guy LOOMS OVER MY SHOULDER the whole class period#and is like “youre not summarising your notes”#girl bye you are 5 feet tall#i am 4 inches taller than you#actually what are you talking abt my dude#leave me aloneeeee lemme take my notes in peace 🙏🙏🙏🙏#also id like to say history is my favourite subject ever so#😙#random
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It would be so funny if victim knew we were calling them short
good thing they don💥
#tommy's foolery#(i am exploded as victim crawls out of the screen and Grabs Me like a Squeaky Toy /j)#THEN AGAIN. i am one to talk <- literally 5 feet tall#tommy's stickmen tag
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i have officially adopted the habits of a teenage boy aka needing to reach up and tap the top of the doorframe before entering any new room
#which is tougher than it seems as i am 5 feet tall <3#and i dont know why i started or when but now its an instinct#;sir this is my emotional support cringefail gacha game protagonist. (ooc)
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chronic illness stuff
im back down to 107lbs. GIRL can we get over this already it’s not cute
#i hate this BODYYYY can you maintain literally any body fat so you stop constantly being on the verge of falling over dead PLEASE#i know it was bad for a bit but we finally got groceries and i ate ok over the last day or two i was hoping itd help. wishful thinking#oh god and i was soaking wet when i weighed myself too. so im LESS than 107lbs. I AM LITERALLY 5 FEET 6.5 INCHES TALL#WHY AM I BARELY 100LBS!!!!! NO WONDER IM CONSTANLY SICK AND EXHAUSTED!!!!!!!#1
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“That way! Over there!”
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struggled with embers mouth so hard bc his fang disappears on the light background but if i put a dark red part around it it sticks out too much in this very soft looking drawing so i had to just try and ignore the disappearing fang lol
#oc x canon#bloons oc#bloons fanart#bloons#btd6#i am cringe but i am free#oh to be a 5 feet tall mad scientist monkey being lovingly carried around by brickle#oc: ember#ember & brickell tag#oc stuff#brickell tag#my art
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wow i almost never post selfies on here so all of my prev photos on here im like. thats butch thats androgynous butchfag boygirl etc but this one is. oh thats Man. who is that Man.
#i am ???? about this#in a good way#i have this weird feeling about turning into a man and becoming evil#i know its just me being paranoid and also having morals about not becoming a misogynist#but what if they start kicking me out of queer spaces due to being a man?#>doesnt leave the house#>doesnt talk to queer ppl irl#>is 5 feet tall and dresses like a lil emo teen despite being 26#>literally wears around a gay ass carabiner w a trans bracelet on it
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Thinking about my bonnonnie lobbo AU again... I love them..... They'd be so silly
#fnafhs#fhs#fnafhs onnie#fnafhs bonnie#bonnie x onnie#bonnonnie#werewolf dude and their 5 feet tall gremlin boyfriend...#JUST IMAGINE#what if in wolf form bonnie still keeps his long hair#like a wolf but with much longer hair fur (?)#and because of that + the fact that he's half blind without his glasses makes it really hard for him to walk around and shit#so onnie tries to help him by briding his hair and keeping them out of his face#not that it does much since he's still half blind (it's useless to try to put his glasses on in wolf form. they only keep falling)#but hey. onnie is happy to be there 👍#also less risk of tripping on his own hair (?) when it's braided#yea i like werewolves#something something I'm cringe but I am free#veleno talks
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thank you @lilysrosier and @sugarsnappeases for the tags<33 catch me rambling in the tags as ever<3
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
no pressure tags for @scrxpz @sophyayayayaya @theicarusconstellation @svphart @stillagoodwitch and @spaceandotheroddities as well as anyone else who wants to!!!!!<33
#by googling cm to feet ive come to discover that i am in fact 5 feet 6 9⁄64 inches tall lol#<-168 cm#i have red hair!!!! and blue eyes + freckles#tho those are mostly prominent during summer#i hate the feeling of nail polish AND im too impatient to wait while they dry. so when i do paint them it always looks so crusty#i smile all the time i cant stop it#no resting bitch face HOWEVER i just look really sad when i relax my face😭#do i play sports? not if i can avoid it#i'm banned from the kitchen BUT my baked goods are unmatched yall!!!! unmatched!!!! irls dont you dare come for me abt this if youve never#tasted my cookies#i have friends ive known for 5+ yrs but not BEST friends.. never did well with those bc i kinda get too easily lost in the codependency yk#but i love love love my friends mwah<33#and no only child would be this ill about sibling angst. methinks#big brother is a content creator in this fandom too.. very scary stuff lol
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