#i am 4 inches taller than you

[all-too-unwell-13]

i love how i got a 100% on a history test right. and yet. i kid you not, the ONLY thing my teacher had to say about this was that i "yapped a lot in my answers, but it was good yapping so it's okay." are you joking me rn. babes if the question says to write 3-4 sentences, i'm going to write 3-4 sentences hello?????

[bitegore]

i like that everyone is (correctly) assuming they are taller than me but also giving me several more inches in their guesses as to how tall i am

[secretidentie]

"Batman is taller then Superman." "No Superman is taller then Batman. " no fuck that, I present you with:

Bruce and Clark are the same exact height and refuse to admit it.

Hear me out. This originally starts when they're hanging out and Clark says "since I'm the taller one" in a conversation as though it's fact. And Bruce immediately stops him.

Bruce: Wait what? You're not the taller one.

Clark: Bruce I'm very clearly 2 inches taller than you.

Bruce: No. You very clearly have curly hair.

Clark: My hair is literally a part of me tho. And even without it I'm still about half an inch above you.

Bruce:Wrong. I have all your measurements and it shows that I am exactly 0.4cm taller than you.

Clark: You think your so smart whenever you use metric

Bruce: I think I'm so smart always

Clark: Well clearly not if your measurements are inaccurate. Don't worry though, people love short kings

Bruce: I am not a short king

Clark: Would you prefer miniature monarch or even pocket sized prince

Bruce: I would prefer you shut up before I leave you here with a shard of kryptonite up your ass

The next time they meet after this conversation is in the watchtower.

Clark: .... Did you put lifts in your shoes

Bruce:What? No

Clark: You're taller than you usually are in the suit

Bruce: No I've always been 4inchs taller than you in the suit

Clark: Bruce the ears don't count

Bruce: If you want to count your badly styled hair as a part of you I can count the cowl

Clark: You're being ridiculous my hair is literally a part of me, it's attached to my head

Bruce: And the cowl is attached to my soul

Clark: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Bruce: When you're as tall as I am you don't have to make sense *pats Clark's head and leaves*

After this conversation Clark made sure to always hover 4 inches off the ground whenever he's standing next to Bruce. He refuses to admit that it's so he looks taller and he says no matter how high he flies he'll never be as tall as Bruce's ego. Bruce doesn't respond but with each new batsuit upgrade he gets just a bit taller.

[kedreeva]

Today in measuring your peahen, Bug is casually 2 foot, 3 inches tall (she can stretch a little taller when she REALLY wants a treat). This is just tall enough to see over a tray table and pull things off of nightstands and end cabinets.

Bug is also a little over 3 feet long from tail tip to beak tip. Most of Bug is made up of tail and neck. There is a 6lb dead weight in the middle somewhere that she knows how to directly place onto the ball of one foot while standing on you.

Bug's wingspan is around 3.5 feet, thought I didn't get a measurement. It will be over 4 feet as an adult.

Bug is growing in her spurs. As a Spalding (hybrid) hen, Bug will likely have one inch bone knives conveniently attached to her tarsometatarsus. This is technically fused foot bones, not a leg bone. Curiously, pure Pavo cristatus hens have spurs, and pure Pavo muticus hens have spurs, but many domestic Pavo cristatus and low-percent Spalding hens lack them. This is one of the indications of domestication in the cristatus species. As I prefer the wild type, I prefer my hens spurred, so this is a good sign!

Bug's toes measure a smidge over 5 inches from the tip of her rear-facing to to the tip of her longest front facing toe. Try measuring that on your hand.

Bug's nails measure 1/2-3/4 an inch long, depending on the toe. That's almost as long as one finger section for most people.

When I had snakes, I got asked all the time if I was afraid of them biting me. The answer is no. I have been bitten by a 6 foot long, 20lb boa constrictor, and have no scars to prove it. Meanwhile I have so many scars from peafowl sitting on me, particularly on my forearms, that I have had to reassure people I am not a danger to myself.

I post these photos as a reference, but also as a precaution. This is a BABY peafowl, and a female at that. She is only 6 months old and weighs a little over 6lbs, which means she's about 2/3 of the way grown, and adult hens are typically 3/4 the size of an adult male. These are BIG birds that can do a LOT of damage, even accidentally. When they become aggressive, as in the case of hand-raised males or poorly bred birds, they become a potentially fatal threat to any other fowl you have. Unlike chickens, they are more than capable of (and prone to!) jumping to human face level before they flog (kick with their feet in a way that allows their spurs to hit home), which means they could easily take out an eye or cause other serious facial injury if they get a lucky strike. I have seen more than a few people end up with stitches, and more than a few birds end up euthanized because people think they are gonna be cute cuddly friends.

I know that Bug is a cute bird, but I also want to stress that a) she has an outstanding personality as a result of breeding choices and socialization b) she hasn't hit maturity, and won't do so for another 2+ years, so her personality could change considerably still and c) I have been raising peafowl one way or another for my entire adult life, which has been structured around keeping them. I love my birds, and I would love for more people to keep peafowl as they are great animals, but they are not casual animals. They are large and potentially dangerous farm fowl that take a lot of space, care, and knowledge to keep.

[thegainingdesk]

I'm seeing a really good friend tonight that I haven't seen in a good long while. A couple of years kind of good long while. 50 or more pounds kind of good long while.

And obviously that's hot on its own - people's reaction not just to my size, but to the gain itself. People I see all the time, or have only known me while fat, sure, they'll have noticed my size, but they're not expecting me to be 4 stone lighter whenever they see me.

But this is different. This guy is the fat friend. Ever since I've known him, he's been big. A great shape as well - broad and soft, but with a defined, round gut. For a long time, he's been the fat guy in my head, the guy to get bigger than. He's always been fairly confident with it too - I don't think he's a gainer or whatever, but he's also never made any attempt or shown any desire to lose weight.

And I think I'm heavier than him now. To be specific, I don't know if I'll be visually fatter than him, but I'm a good few inches taller than him and he might have a higher BMI still, a larger waist size, a bigger gut, but I really do think I might outweigh him now. And even then, I'm not actually sure - I am slightly useless at telling how big I am, so maybe I am just unambiguously fatter than him.

And, you know, I do know that nothing is likely to happen - people don't really just come out and point out how fat their mates are. But there is a part of me that wonders if maybe after a few too many drinks he'll struggle to stop himself saying something, or if he'll be a bit more comfortable saying something since he's big too, maybe a joke, maybe some expression of concern or sympathy,

And there's a part of me that... Well. Maybe I can encourage him to say something. Maybe wear a shirt that clings to my gut maybe just slightly too much for polite company, maybe let it ride up a little as we drink, maybe at some point wince and tell him "sorry mate, I've got to undo my jeans", sigh as my gut swells out, maybe complain about how extra large shirts are fitting, about how I needed to buy some 42" waist trousers yesterday, ask him for advice on buying suits as a bigger guy.

I've talked a bit about some other friends' reactions to my gain but I outweigh some of them by over a hundred pounds - what do they know? But this guy, who's always been very noticeably a fat guy, if he acknowledges it, if he thinks I've gotten fat, fatter than him even, that counts for something - I'll officially have gotten fat.

[cumulo-stratus]

A New Years Kiss

Pairing: Spencer Reid x gn!reader

Summary: You and Spencer share a New Years kiss at Rossi's house to celebrate

Warnings: kissing, fluff fluff fluff

A/N: just a little Drabble I wrote at like 2 am on new years <3 hope you enjoy!!

“You know this is our one year anniversary-” Spencer said with a chuckle, pulling you in by the waist. You chuckled and looked up at him, because Although you were tall- you weren't Spencer Reid tall. 

“It is this time last year I kissed you for the first time- you're a very gentle kisser you know”. Your tone had a joking tone to it, but was still just as loving and caring as you always were when talking to your beloved Spencer. 

The pair were so wrapped up in the world moment together they either didn't hear or chose to ignore the sound of Derek whistling at the intimate moment between the two members of the BAU team. 

Penelope jogged, well more like shuffled over in her 5 inch heels, towards the couple and handed them each a flute of champagne.

There were 5 minutes left till the ball dropped on the tv in the center of the living room of David rossi's house. 

He had pulled out all the stops for the BAU and their friends and family- all were invited. Haley and Jack, JJ and Will, Emily, Derek and Penelope showed up together, and of course you Spencer. The BAU’s Cutest Couple™.   

You pulled Spencer in by the waist , and he leaned his head on your shoulder, the warmth of your neck drew Spencer in, not letting him leave. You just smiled, loving Spencer's docile nature and loving mannerisms. Before you could even realize what was happening a very Emily Penelope Garcia flashed a camera in front of you and Spencer's face, capturing the adorable moment.

“You guys are so cute! Ugh- I wish I had that!” Penelope spoke with a pout, jealous of you and Spencer's cute couple-ly-ness. Penelope's comment elicited a laugh from both you and Spencer. 

The trio was drawn from their conversation by Morgan yelling at them to pay attention, it was New Year's Eve after all. “Kids! Come on we got thirty seconds- their showing the ball drop!” Derek motioned for the trio to come over to the couch while he spoke, urgence in his voice. Penelope decided to sit next to Morgan, and he placed his arm around her neck and she leaned into his shoulder- in classic Garcia and Morgan fashion. 

You however opted to stand in front of your boyfriend, his arms wrapped gently around your waist, holding you tightly against his chest. Spencer was practically a full head taller than you, and because of that he was able to rest his chin on your scalp. 

The group began to Count down together, almost chanting. “5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Years!” Everyone cried out in unison. After the chanting finished, everyone cheered and clinked their glasses of champagne together and took small sips. You Spencer however? You were doing something else entirely. 

As soon as the countdown ended you turned around in Spencer's arms and grabbed his face. You held his cheeks and pressed your lips to his, they were chapped- Spencer lips were always chapped in the winter, and in the summer. At first Spencer was startled, but he soon leaned into it, placing his hands on your cheeks as well. His fingers were cold on your warm cheeks, Spencer had chronic doctor hands- they were always cold. But you didn't mind, as long as your lips remained pressed together. 

It was only when air was absolutely necessary did either one of you pull away. Morgan gave a wolf whistle and you chuckled. Spencer's cheeks just flushed even more red than they'd been before. You leaned back in for one more peck on Spencer's smile, this kiss much more chaste. 

Spencer had a bashful smile on his face when he asked “what was that for?”. You looked at him with a sly smile, before answering “new years” with a shrug and a chuckle. He looked confused for a second before asking “how is that of any significance?”.  You couldn't help but laugh at Spencer's cluelessness of many classic traditions of romance, such as kissing your partner on New Year's Eve. “It's a romantic tradition Spence, couples kiss on New Year's Eve, and I wanted to kiss you-” when you winked, Spencer looked away, blushing profusely.

“Oh,”

“I wanted to kiss you too”

Spencer couldn't look you in the eyes as he spoke, but you could still hear the love and adoration in his voice. 

The End

[the-scouts-codex]

How tall are you compared to the TWST boys?

So, I was wondering how tall Ortho was and found out that he was 148cm, which is equal to 4 foot 10 inches tall. I AM 4 foot 8 inches TALL! Ortho Shroud is taller than me! The whole twst cast is taller than me. (ﾉд｀；)

Malleus: 202cm (6 foot 8) tall boi.

I can't remember how many inches Malleus' horns add to his height

Jack is 192cm (6 foot 4) big boi.

Floyd is 191cm, and Jade is 190cm (6 foot 3) and (6 foor 2) an ich taller than Jade (*^-^)

Sebek is 188cm (6 foot 2)

Leona is 186cm (6 foot 3)

Vil is 183cm (6 foot 3) dont know with heels added.

Idia is 183cm (6 foot)

Trey is 181cm (5 foot 11)

Rook is 177cm (5 foot 10)

Azul is 176cm (5 foot 9)

Silver is 176cm (5 foot 9)

Cater is 176cm (5 foot 9)

Jamil is 175cm (5 foot 9)

So many 5 foot 9 boys (゜ロ゜)

Deuce is 173cm (5 foot 8)

Ace is 172cm (5 foot 8)

Ruggie is 171cm (5 foot 7)

Kalim is 168cm (5 foot 6)

Riddle is 160cm (5 foot 3)

Lilia is 158cm (5 foot 2)

Epel is 156cm (5 foot 1)

And last but not least

Ortho is 148cm (4 foot 10)

Where are you on the height list?

[malereadermaniac]

Bully! ~ Yoichi x Male Reader

Idk what the public opinion on Camp Buddy is, but Yoichi is hot, and I wanna write abt him Also for the purpose of this fic Yoichi is like 4-5 inches taller than you - ever if your 6" like me 😭 word count: 1k amab m!reader (genitalia mentioned but no nsfw) / FDNI

You and Yoichi had a very straightforward relationship - bully and bullied

You were a timid kind-a guy - liked by many but no-one would stick their neck out for you

So you were what Yoichi would call "an easy target"

It was non-stop 24/7

Every time Yoichi saw you he would find some way to pick on you or tease you

His antics varied from small comments to threatening to beat the shit out of you

His actions never actually matching his words but he got the message across

You could see it in Yoichi's eyes that he couldn't bring himself to hit you for no reason

Once your eyes were graced with the scruffy purple locks and ragged body of the muscular man, your ears would be equally graced with snide comments

"God! You're so pathetic, (n/n)"

"Fucking hell you're so weak!"

And if you'd try to ignore the taller man, he would get personally offended

"Oh, what? So I'm not worth your time now, am I, (y/n)?"

Being the compassionate person that you are, you tried to understand why Yoichi was the way he was - he had a rough childhood and has practically no family

But fuck did it get harder and harder to understand that bully!

With the camp sports day coming up, tension was clearly building within your cabin

The main person creating the tension being Yoichi

So when the purple haired man shouted at you for the 5th time today for not being able to climb a ten foot fucking rope - you felt something in you snap

The man towered over you, shirtless from his own training - annoyance visible on his face

But for the first time since your little relationship had begun, you matched his expression

"Is climbing a rope that fucking hard, (n/n)?" Yoichi teases you, his tone oozing petty annoyance

"How 'bout you just shut the hell up, Wolf Boy!?"

You gagged him a little bit with that one

Yoichi had never seen you snap back at him, he was left speechless for long enough to allow you to hit him with more

"Just 'cause you're insecure about yourself doesn't mean you have to fucking harass me y'know?!" You shout, pushing your hands against the hunks muscular chest, pushing him backwards

"A-At least I-I ca-an use my muscles-"

"Wow! Can't even form a sentence now can you? Just fuck off you bonehead!" You keep shouting at the speechless man

Yoichi should be getting mad at you right now

He's supposed to be annoyed and be mouthing off back at you with a pissed off scowl on his face

But instead, the rugged man is... blushing???

Barely anyone snaps back at him when he teases them - especially not you!

Why was his heart beating faster by the second?

And why could Yoichi only focus on how your body was moving with anger and sass?

"What? Can't mouth off anymore, can ya?" You tease the wolf boy, crossing your arms across your chest and looking up into Yoichi's eyes with slight disgust

In the span of 2 seconds, it clicked in Yoichi's brain what was happening to him

So just like a wild animal, he acted on his instincts and feelings

"What can I say, (y/n)? I get speechless when I'm around ya~" the muscular man FLIRTS with you

"HUH?! W-What are you on about now?!" You stammer out, a blush rushing to your cheeks as you avert your eyes

Yoichi moves closer to you, so you move backwards out if nervousness

You two move closer and further from one another until your back hits the wall of the rope-climb - Yoichi cornering you

"Heh... I'd never noticed you were so cute, shortie" Yoichi teases, his arm resting on the wall above your head

"F-Fuck off!" You say as you keep blushing, gently pushing your hands against Yoichi's chests

'Fuck he's so buff...' you think to yourself as you push against his massive pecs

"Ha! Alright alright... I'll see ya 'round, shortie~" Yoichi flirts as he turns around, waving goodbye to you without giving you a single glance

'What the fuck just got into him? AND WHY AM I HARD?!' You think to yourself, almost hyperventilating from the mix of emotions and panic you were feeling

Which was justified, your longtime bully just randomly started flirting with you

Calling you 'shortie' and 'cute'! Who just randomly does that?!

And it didn't help that you shared a cabin with the muscular man

So when you saw him later that night, all he did was give you a smirk and a wink

WHAT THE FUCK

You just tried your best to ignore him, heading straight for the bathroom to change into your pj's

The rest of the guys could tell something was off, you'd usually chat to all of them before changing

And Yoichi was never this silent, he was clearly lost in thought - which was rare since Yoichi barely ever used his brain!

Randomly, Yoichi goes towards the bathroom - once again following his instincts to just see you and tease you

He barges in on you changing

You jolt up and freeze at the sound of the door banging open

Silence fills the room as Yoichi gets practically entranced by your ass - a blush sprouting on his face as he bares his teeth in a grin

You turn around slightly to see the taller man eyeing you down - your turn also revealing your soft dick

"Damn, shortie~ Giving me quite the show aren't ya?" Yoichi says with a teasing smile, eyeing up your body

You were speechless, but you could still force your muscles to throw whatever was in your hand at the rugged man

"You pervert!" You shout, the item of clothing in your hand landing directly on Yoichi's face

It just so happened that the item of clothing was your underwear....

The universe must have it out for you today.

The purple haired man grabs the worn boxers and bunches them up - making a comment about them being cute or funny then giving you a horny smirk

'So cute... they smell good too ya know'

'SHUT UP!' You shout, pushing the man put of the bathroom, your frame still fully naked

'Well I won't turn down some free material' Yoichi thinks to himself as he looks at your bunched underwear and chuckles as he remembers your reaction to him seeing you buttnaked

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

The Man, the Myth, the Legend, it's Every Version of Soundwave Across the Multiverse! Fucking look at all of them, all 14 of them. It's a Soundwave Height Chart! Yay!

Edit: I didn't like the old scaling I had so I changed it. The old chart is at the end of this post.

Quick Disclaimer, if any of the images look weird, it's because I had to stitch a few separate images together to create a full body shot of the character.

Here are links to my Bumblebee Chart, my Optimus Chart, my Megatron Chart, and my Shockwave Chart. Please go gawk at how many Optimus designs there are, sweet fuck, there are so many. For future reference, all these charts will be filed under my "Transformers Height Charts" tag and my "aka the adventures of a..." tag.

Explanations and Sources below the cut, because I have always have words to say.

TFA V1 - 6 feet 5 inches (Animated has no actual numbers, but the lovely @phoenix-inanis has provided a frankly astounding resource with their own calculations for the heights of all the TFA characters. Go look at it, it's wonderful -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4.)

Unicron Trilogy Cybertron - ~13 feet (TFWiki, for the uneducated, the Unicron Trilogy has given each of its 3 seasons separate names and 3 separate art styles. This is the design used in Cybertron (S3) though he only shows up in Cybertron. This bitch was so hard to get a full body shot of, he was always standing off to the side or standing behind someone)

Earthspark - ~15 feet (No actual source for ES, but using a barn door to get Bumblebee's height, then Optimus's, then Megatron's height, I was able to make a guess at Soundwave's. Soundwave comes up to about Megatron's chin; the screenshot I found has the two fighting, so it might be a little off, but I'm confident this is pretty close. Also, this might be the shortest of universe to date; I am consistantly finding these iterations to be some of the shortest out of all of them. It may look like the UT has it beat but in S1 everyone is much taller than they are later. No, I don't know why.)

TFA V2 - 17 feet 7 inches (Once again, phoenix-inanis did a fuck ton of work, go look at it, it's wonderful -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4)

Gen 1 - ~18 feet (TFWiki. I do not have anything else to say)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~18 feet (I have no source for this, other than assuming that because this design is identical to Gen 1, they are the same height. It's all I got so it's what I'm using)

Knight/Capel-Verse - ~18 feet (No source, and he never stands next to anyone I can measure him against, but because the TFOne director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon, I am assuming the height I figured out for TFOne applies to this universe as well. Capel directed the ROTB movie if you're wondering why his name is there)

One - ~18 feet (No source, I got this number by comparing him to Shockwave who I compared to Optimus. Now, I am aware of the TFO heights listed on the wiki, but I reject those numbers on principle. A: Those numbers are sourced from the Walmart Promotional AR Experience that came out before the movie. B: There are three decimal points, and that number does not convert into a whole number in meters (which is originally what I thought was weird about it). C: The director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon, so I have elected to use the few given heights we have from KCV and worked from there. My Optimus post has slightly more context if you want it)

Cyberverse - 19 feet 3 inches (This comes from a screenshot of this video which has the Cyberverse height chart everyone uses, though the quality of the screenshot is iffy.)

Bayverse - ~22 feet (Okay, so this is from the wiki, but it comes from a concept design for the second movie that never got used, so I went to find my own number. And in the third movie, I was able to compare Soundwave to Megatron and I got a the same number as the first unused number... Kinda backwards but okay)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC/TFP/RID15 V1&2 - 26 feet 2 inches (I originally got this number from Fandom, but I can't for the life of me find the page with the info. Fandom has like 6 different pages for the same character, it's so frustrating. Also- Freakishly tall universe there is no reason for them to be this tall)

Not Pictured: Bayverse Satellite Soundwave - I do not know how big he is and I can not compare him to anyone who I do know. I am sorry satellite Soundwave fans, he evades me with his stupid floating in space all alone bullshit.

Edit: Here are the different layers separated

vvv Old scale vvv

[crescent-cubed]

I'm sorry my guy, it's not even subjective at this point

Short is not a bad thing, mind you, but you can't deny it, amigo

My good sir, I'm sorry to say, but you are indeed Smol™ /lh

HEY NO IM NOT

[naturaldreamer-storyadventure]

Choose Your Adventure - Adopting Your First Bitty! (4)

Visit Epic, Cross, Edge, and Red

Making up your mind, you stand and wipe the dirt from your clothes before making your way to the bitties in the back. You wave at Dream and Ink while walking past them.

The two of them wave back before starting a conversation with each other, but you can't hear the words.

As you grow near, you take this chance to look over the bitties' appearances.

Edge is currently wearing his black battle armor with his red gloves and boots. His red, ripped scarf is wrapped around his neck and flowing behind him.

In front of him is Epic with his long trademark purple and black coat that goes with his black sweatpants and finger less gloves. Underneath the coat is a white turtleneck sweater with a pair of brown boots.

Watching the two interact is Cross who’s currently wearing his white and black outfit. Two things that stand out are his golden locket and his right cheek having a red zigzag mark.

Standing beside him is Red in his black jacket with yellow linings that match his dark shorts and his yellow socks. His red mittens match his red turtleneck shirt along with his red and white shoes. You notice how sharp his teeth are and his one tooth is golden.

Edge stands a couple of inches taller than Epic, Cross, and Red. The rest seems to be the same height, though Red is slightly wider than the rest of them.

The first one to notice you approaching is Cross. He clears his throat to alert the others of your incoming presence.

Edge swirls his attention to you and seems to brighten. Before you can observe his expression further, Edge turns away and scowls at Epic once more before making his way over to Red, who sends a smirk your way.

Epic’s grin widens as he squeezes his rubber chicken a couple of times before standing beside Cross.

“What’s up, brah? One of us caught your eye?” Epic asks as he rests his toy on his shoulder.

“OF COURSE THEY HAVE! WHY ELSE ARE THEY HERE? THEY PROBABLY NOTICED HOW GREAT I AM AND CAME OVER TO SEE ME!” Edge exclaims with his chest puffed out, a proud smirk on his face.

“just the greatest, boss,” Red comments as he glances over at you and winks.

Cross looks up at you and nods in your direction, his arms crossed.

“Are you interested in adopting one of these guys?”

You glance over your shoulder to see Stella coming up beside you. The bitties seem to stand straighter when she comes near. Stella smiles warmly at them before looking at you.

“Let me properly introduce you. This one is Edge,” Stella gestures to the Fell Papyrus, who poses a bit with his ripped red scarf fluttering behind him.

“The one beside him is Red. The two of them are brothers and he’s the oldest,” Stella smoothly moves her hand over to point at Fell Sans, who greets you with a “hey, doll.”

“Then, we have two close friends named Epic and Cross,” Stella introduces the last two bitties, where Epic wraps an arm around Cross' shoulder and greets you with his toy.

Cross grins at Epic and chuckles as he greets you with a quiet “Hey�� and a small wave.

Blinking, Stella claps her hands while an ‘Oh!’ escapes her. She raises her one hand with her index finger up as if counting.

“I almost forgot! Each bitty here costs one hundred gold each. That price will steadily go up every time you visit, so choose wisely. With that being said…” Stella trails off before grinning and swaying side to side, her hands clasped behind her.

“Are you interested in adopting one of these guys? Fortunately, none of them have a requirement to fulfill before you can adopt them, so you’re all set if you wish to choose now.” Stella explains.

Adopt Cross.

[ratwife77]

Height Headcanons

The Outsiders

(These are all during the book)

Pony- solid 5’5- I honestly forgot how his height is described minus being taller than Johnny.. so I think he’d be just average ish for his age

Soda- 5’9 is average ish so.. he’s what girls expect? He’s standard? But he does give a shorter vibe which is why he’s not taller

Darry- 6’2 do I need to explain?

Two-Bit: 5’11 he’s just lanky I can’t see him as being short

Dallas- 5’10 I feel like he’s sort of lean but not too tall, just above average.. intimidating presence but not a wall like Darry and not quite Two-Bit’s height

Steve- 5’7 he should be shorter but I think he should at least be taller than Pony.. give him that

Johnny- 5’4 he would have had some more growing to do, but he’d always be below average

Tim- 5’11 intimidating, sort of lean but more wall-like than Dallas.

Curly- 5’6 he has more growing to do, but not a lot.. he is pissed about his height ngl

Angela- 5’2 I don’t think she’d be above average

Cherry- 5’5 I think she’d be taller because she’d wear heels often but this is her actual height

Marcia- 5’7 she gives either short or tall vibes but I don’t like huge height differences for ships.. I’m sorry but I do ship Marbit on the side and 4 inches is enough..

Bob- 6’0 I think it’s important for the story- he needs to really look over both Johnny and Ponyboy, but I also want Darry to be a greater presence (to those against him anyway) so that’s why he’s shorter than him.

Randy- 5’11, similar build to Two-Bit, lanky

Sylvia- 5’9 no question.. just trust me I know she told me

Evie- 5’1 someone had to be my height okay

Sandy- 5’4 she, like Soda, is good looking so I think she should be about average so she’s perceived as the standard

Tex (please let there be someone who cares about Tex lol)

Tex- 5’6 I imagine him to have a sturdy, decent build like Pony, but be a little taller, maybe just a little muscular- he’s not in peak form but he’s well off

Mason- he was in basketball.. 6’1.. he’s slim but lean and able to kick butt

Johnny- 5’7, him and Tex are of similar build.. if they grew up together and are still friends, I’d like to represent them growing together metaphorically and literally

Jamie- 5’6 1/2, she’s gotta be taller than Tex I feel it in my bones.. but her brother is taller than her

Cole- 6’2 built like a brick wall- I want him to be taller than Mason because it’s kind of who he wants to be, literally looking up to him(at least I think, I don’t remember everything)

Robert- tbh I forgot who he was mostly.. I’m so sorry but I think he’d be 5’10

Pop- 5’10 this has a purpose. Mason is quite literally growing past him, resenting him for not living his other son, while during most of the book, Tex is stuck looking up to him

Lem.. nobody likes you but here- 5’9 just your average absolute slimeball (nobody likes Pop either I just forgot to put that because I got off on a ramble about symbolism through height..)

Mrs. Johnson- 5’7 (with heels nobody knows her real height), kind of an adult that is helpful to Tex so she’s taller than him.. you get what I’m saying, sort of like Pop

I had to look on the wiki to remember everyone, hopefully that’s everyone who’s important

Rumble Fish (I have a bad memory.. hopefully all the details are right)

Motorcycle Boy- everything hinges on his height, because everyone looks up to him. 6’3 final height (taller than Darry.. more separate from his world.. away from others.. you get it)

Rusty James- he grows to be as tall as Motorcycle Boy, emphasizing his ‘becoming’ him.. but during the book- main events anyway, he’s 5’7, tall for his age

Steve- 5’3 he’s short, sort of removed from Rusty, different

Patty- 5’5

Smokey- sort of under the radar and clever, so I’ll put him at 5’5 ‘under’ Rusty.. hopefully that makes sense

Biff- 5’11

B.J.- he’s probably like 5’6, above Smokey because he’s loyal, not low to the ground like a snake (I’m not making fun of short people I am one it’s just for metaphorical purposes)

Mr. James- sort of different like Motorcycle Boy, keeps up better than Rusty James if I remember correctly.. 5’10, closer to him

Mrs. James- idk I don’t remember but let’s say 5’7

Just noticed the error with Mrs. James- please ignore the pictured height for her

[francesderwent]

your husband is sixteen inches taller than you? 🤯

he is 6 foot 2! a regular size for a human man to be. I am 4 foot 10. I’m the problem; it’s me

[thefallennightmare]

I am so confused. My boyfriend is 6'2, but Noah seems so much taller than him in all those videos, even tho the height difference isn't that much. Like he could easily be 3 or 4 inches taller. HOW?!

Don't get me started on his hands... 🫠

Oh, hands you say?

[chlobliviate]

Wolfstar Microfic - Summer

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@wolfstarmicrofic

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Sirius was doing everything he could to stop himself from bouncing on his heels as they waited on platform 9 3/4. Remus was never this late.

“Should we just go to the carriage? He’ll meet us there.” James asked, delicately, for James. If he’d noticed Sirius and Remus writing frequently over the summer, and the pining looks when Remus came to visit, he hadn’t said anything.

Sirius nodded, “Yeah, don’t want to miss the train.”

“Or have to kick a bunch of tiddly first years out of our compartment.” Pete nodded.

There was still no sign of Remus as the train pulled away, but then Sirius spotted his luggage at the back of the rack.

“He was here!” Sirius spun around as if expecting him to materialise suddenly. “But where did he go?”

“Calm the fuck down, Padfoot. It’s not like there’s wild dementors on the train that will have got him.”

“But why—”

Their question was answered when Remus, already in his school robes, appeared in the doorway. How was he even taller than the last time he’d seen him? Sirius had had a fairly impressive growth spurt over the summer, but of course, Remus had to do better. There wasn’t much between them now, only an inch or two, Sirius reasoned, but still, he’d thought he would be the tallest for once.

His eyes left Remus’ face and started to trail down Remus’ body when he spotted it.

“Moony.” He said, face suddenly stern, “Tell me that’s not what I think it is?”

Remus grinned at him, leaning against the doorframe in a most distracting way, “It most certainly is.”

James gasped, “You’re a prefect?”

“Well it was going to be one of us, and McGonagall doesn’t have a death wish!” Remus said, “Did you think she’d pick you, Prongs? Really?”

“She could have picked Pete,” James said, a bit miffed.

“I’m glad she didn’t. Sounds like a lot of extra bullshit.” Pete said around a chocolate frog. “Goodbye prank planning time. Goodbye snogging Dorcas by the fire time, Remus.”

Remus shook his head, “Dorcas is with… someone else now. But anyway, do you not realise that this badge actually gives us more freedom? When you three are hopelessly sneaking around after hours, guess who won’t take points from you?”

“Oh, you have a point,” James said thoughtfully. “We won’t even need the cloak.”

“You will absolutely need the cloak,” Remus said as he sat down next to Sirius. “Alright, Pads?”

“The betrayal.” Sirius choked out.

Remus rested his head in his hands, “This is why I didn’t tell you over the summer.”

“You knew about this before today?”

“Yeah, McGonagall told me back in June.”

“June?” Sirius yelped. “You’ve been lying to me for months.”

“Didn’t lie to you,” Remus mumbled to his wrists.

“You could have told him in one of your essays, sorry, letters, Moony.” James said with a smirk.

“Fuck off, Prongs.” Remus smiled. “It's fine. If he gets to be unbearable, I can just go back to the prefects’ compartment and leave you two to deal with him.”

“I’m right here, Remus.” Sirius huffed.

“Of course you are.” Remus said condescendingly, “And I’m sure you’re going to lighten the fuck up, right?”

Sirius frowned, “You know, I don’t think I am.”

Remus rolled his eyes and stood up, “Well, I’ll just be—”

Sirius grabbed his hand and pulled him back into his seat, “Don’t be a prick, Moons.”

“You’re one to talk.” He noted that Sirius had not let go of his hand. “You could be happy for me if you tried really hard.”

“Sounds unlikely.”

“Were you expecting the badge?”

“Of course not. But you’re going to be off doing prefectly things all the time now.” Sirius was actually pouting now and Remus was trying hard not to just laugh at him. “Who’s the other one? Dorcas?”

“Lily.” James tuned back into the conversation.

“You keep your furry mitts off her.” He grinned, wagging a finger at Remus, “I know what you prefects get up to on your rounds!”

“Ugh, James. I was just about to ask Padfoot if he wanted to accompany me on rounds close to the moon, but now you’ve made it feel dirty.” Remus knew from the glint in James’ eye that he knew without even looking down at their hands.

“You want me to go with you?” Sirius looked so astonished that the laughter escaped from Remus’ chest.

“Well, if you’re so against it, I could always ask Mary or—”

“No. I’ll do it.” Sirius squeezed his hand and then seemed to remember that they were still holding hands and froze. His eyes went dark as they tracked from their hands, up Remus’ chest to his face. “Prongs, didn’t you have something you wanted to annoy Evans with?”

“I don’t think so.” James said, “Do you know what he’s on about, Pete?”

“I don’t care, I just want to leave because if we don’t they’re just going to make out in front of us, and I fear we’re going to be seeing enough of that at school.” Pete stood up, grabbing the arm of James’ jacket.

“You make a valid point.” James cleared his throat. “You have ten minutes, you better still have trousers on when we come back.”

Remus looked at him, wide-eyed. “So we’re just taking this as a given now?”

“Yep,” The other three said in unison.

“Well, alright then.” He looked back at Sirius, who was still transfixed on his face. “Tell Lily I said sorry for whatever you’re about to do.”

“I’m going to tell her it was your idea,” James muttered as they left, but Remus didn’t care, because Sirius Black was looking at him like that.

[ur-dad-satan]

It has come to my attention that I have severely underestimated the sheer fucking size of the demons... So of the brothers, Beel is the tallest followed by Luci, Sat, Levi, Mam, Belphie, then Asmo. That's pretty easy. I though Beel was like 6'1" which is already tall as shit compared to me (5'4") but it turns out I was wrong.

BEELZEBUB IS 6 FOOT 4!!

He's an entire foot taller than me with Luci only being one inch shorter than him!! Sat is 6'1" and Mam and Levi and 6' even!! Even with Asmo being the shortest at 5'9", he's still taller than me!! That being said, I started to look at the undatables as well.

DIAVOLO IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS BEEL!!

What the fuck am I doing?? I'm ruined. I would be in a fucking magic wheelchair all the time holy shit. In conclusion, if my MC is built exactly like me, I'm so sorry for all the dick things that I put you through little bestie.