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Living in america is thinking to yourself "I can afford a little snack while I'm out, can't just go hungry" but then the cheapest little snack is $7 minimum every time you are going to be caught hungry away from home 10 more times before you know it
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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
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the only reason i ever miss high school is because it produced genuinely hellish photos such as this one
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Ruikasa and the word "Bullshit" being each other's colour image
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
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MINECRAFT WRAPPED
You mined 23,000 stone blocks
You crafted 2,560 torches
Your highest base was built at y=196 and your lowest base was built at y=-40
Your largest scaffolding tower was 97 blocks tall - that's in the top 0.3% of builders!
You got jumpscared by creepers 14 times and by random cave sounds 11 times
You were in the top 7% of Chirp music disc listeners!
You delayed building a nether portal for 5 days because it's scary
You found a stronghold with 2 eyes of ender in it
Your most grown sapling was giant spruce
You walked into lava 15 times and 33% of those were in the nether
You heard sculk sensors while mining and immediately turned around and ran away back down your mineshaft 3 times
You thought glow lichen was diamond ore 1,159 times
You accidentally made 122 dicks and 15 among us crewmates while building
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