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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
#guess what our employee appreciation gift was. a chair. 100+ dollars on a camping chair for each HQ employee? why not just...#i was just like gee. glad u appreciate me. u ever heard of how companies can shower u with free swag but it doesnt distract from the#horrible culture???#like yes dont give us that 100 dollars but give me an ugly chair with our company logo that i had to lug up a hill.#im just tired of this aspect of HR i think. need me some new scenery
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#limbus company#project moon#canto vii spoilers#don quixote lcb#sancho lcb#dad quixote lcb#<- thatse what hes called ^w^#i got some new brushes to try and am on the tail end of a ~2 hr long Category 5 Character Moment so ^_^✌
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Just a PSA that "anonymous" and "confidential" employer surveys are not anonymous or confidential.
I just got a reminder that I have not filled out my survey, and there were 12 other employees CCed on that email. How did they know we specifically have not done the survey yet? Also now I know who has not done the survey, not exactly taking this confidential information all that seriously are we.
I am sure there is some HR/legal reason for making this claim but honestly I would have done the survey if it was not for the straight up lie that my name would not be tied to my answers.
#I really like the company I work at fyi#I just hate getting daily reminders to take a 'voluntary' survey#also the survey is just going to be used for HR propaganda anyways so make up your own bullshit
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i keep thinking about these two bonding over insomnia
#genshin impact#arlelan#arlecchino#yelan#genshin fanart#genshin impact fanart#they'd keep each other company but they wouldnt & cant say much bc of their jobs#even tho they both had unresolved traumas from their pasts#anyways#can't believe i spent over 20 hrs drawing a comic for a crackship#hope the 2 of u out there (if any) enjoy this
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@ballcrusher74 BOO MF!!!!!!😈😈😈😈
#sensitive sense is very funny i could've written that better#but overall i went insANE in the past like what 20 hrs or so and made a nutcracker yaoi comic#people do NOT appreciate the amount of beautiful eye content you can draw with nutcrackers#not my oc (fencer)#ITS NOT GOING TO MAKE SENSE BUT IN DRAWING THE LAST PANEL THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MLP FANSONG PLAYED#AND NOW I CAN'T SEE THESE GUYS WITHOUT THINKING ABT IT N ITS FUCKING ME UP /POS/CONFUSED#Feed Me With Your Heart by Ponyphonic btw thats now how i imagine fencer sounding im so so sorry#on a last note i could not for the life of me figure out how i wanted Woodys jaw mechanism to look like#Fencer is more consistent just look at the pretty colors okay#lethal company#lethal company oc#fandom oc
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I literally texted my beloved and posted on tumblr that my interview went well.
Within half an hour I was convinced it has actually gone terribly and also panicking about picking one mattress place over the one I know better and being scared about trying to learn a new system while simultaneously being excited by the idea of having money again and also scared I won’t keep applying for rigging jobs when the industry picks up.
I’m just a meme of a guy slapping my roof and saying “this lil guy can fit so many anxieties!”
#ramblies#change is hard#but god money will be nice#and I can literally get paid to keep honing my skills#it doesn’t really get better than that#it’ll mean only one day off with my beloved and it’s allergy injection day which does suck#I had planned to have my doctor do a note that I can only work four days a week#which is still 40 hour weeks but I’m worried about backlash if I do that#it’s a small company and I feel like I’d be more open to trying that with the big company with an established HR team
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I think a lot these days about how much bigger the U.S. is than Europe. I mean, part of this is just working for a European company---I talk to our legal counsel based in Paris, and they forget that California (about 75% the size of all of France) has a new law we have to care about, because---well, that's just a state! who cares about a state! My colleagues regularly refuse to travel to a country that's essentially 3 hours of train travel away, because that's so far! ignoring the fact that I have traveled 4 hours to our sister company within the U.S. and regularly drive 1+ hours to the office. (While that's annoying and I don't advocate for it, it's not necessarily unthinkable, that's my point.)
On my way home, I was listening to an NPR story about the Portugal model of drug diversion. It was a great story, thoughtfully reported and contextualized in the recent backlash against decriminalization in the U.S.---but their point of comparison with Portugal was New Jersey. Because they're about the same size, the Republic of Portugal and one of the smallest states in my nation. I just think that when we ask ourselves why things work differently in different countries, "literally, physically different" should occasionally feature in the conversation.
#we are interviewing for yet another european team member and it makes me want to scream#I cannot do all the things I need to do for the US because you're so busy finding people to handle the EU!!#you ALREADY have people plus external counsel for europe! I NEED HELP.#ugh. ugh ugh ugh.#the only benefit is that we have the most relaxed wfh attitude in the entire world#technically I need to be in the office twice a week; in reality my boss is halfway around the world and doesn't care#still. would drive 2 hrs twice a week if I could get someone to help me.#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you
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inswear she doesn’t bite, put your hands in her enclosure
#posted on twt first but had a 9 hr nap before i could post here lmaooo#i love drawing lil ryoshus with evil smiles#it solves all my life problems#ryoshu lcb#limbus company#project moon
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Rufus: Hi, I'm Reno's emergency contact. Woman at the Counter: You're here to pick him up? Rufus: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
#incorrectshinraquotes#final fantasy vii#ffvii#rufus shinra#reno of the turks#source: incorrect quotes generator#don't worry I'm drafting a company wide memo about how you should refrain from adding the president as your emergency contact#technically this is an HR thing#and I do not work in the HR department#but it's also a security risk towards the president I suppose
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do any of your siblings ever come and visit you? i would get so bored if I had to have meetings all day with no entertainment
yes it rocks and i wish they’d do it more
sometimes if someone’s around (usually Dick) i’ll give Valerie the afternoon off and make them answer the phone for me
i don’t think anyone’s coming today though because they HATE ME (have lives)
#i’m also working on getting Bernard an internship#but i don’t think HR will like that very much#we’ll see#smooching on company time (my company)#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#asktimdrake#dc rp#wayne enterprises#wayne industries#ceo tim drake
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[After Action Report]
{"Some details are gonna be altered for the safety of individuals involved. Union officials will receive the full version." =Deuces=}
[Operation: Three Candles Deep]
[Operation Handler: Aimee Smith. Callsign "Morse"]
[Operation Supplementary Forces: S.O.G Wheelock]
[Operation Team: Morningstar Squadron, @ras-favourite-balor aka Brigand]
[Morningstar Squadron: Pilot Longboard, Pilot Roadburn]
[Purpose of Operation: Retrieval of Harrison NHP Specialist.]
{Legal Addendum: "Don't forget to show off the gray space of why this was allowed, long rim locales give us more flexibility. I'll input the extra needed info in here." =Adler= \>LegalDocument.LongRim.Grayspace.Harrsion</}
[Begin Audio Playback]
Our purpose in this operation was simple. Retrieve a Harrison Armories NHP Specialist for the purposes of repairing a Seccom Era casket. Currently for the safety of this specialist they are in protective custody and we will be awaiting Union DoJ/HR input before further action.
S.O.G Wheelock deployed the Morningstar team, Brigand for the purposes of this log will be referred to as a member of the Morningstar Team. The squadron will be referred to separately should it be needed.
The team dropped quietly under H.A scanners and breached a relatively uninhabited hangar. Scans indicated a total of 2 civilian deaths and several subaltern damages. CMC will be handing over adequate manna for each civilian death to the DoJ/HR to be brought to the families of the deceased.
Morningstar team then found the quickest route to the civilian muster station and applied intimidation tactics via destroying security subalterns in order to find the NHP Specialist. For the remainder of this report they will be referred to as "Volt". No civilians in the muster station were harmed. Volt was to be brought into CMC custody unharmed.
Volt was put in the care of Longbeard, the surviving family Longbeard had is willing to publicly release the history of the pilot. \>LongbeardDossier.CMC</, \<TheIronBearOfTheDawnlineShore.UNArch>/.
For a brief overview Longbeard had served under H.A for several years on the Dawnline shore. Longbeard Defected and fled to the Long Rim, settled down before circumstances led to their enlistment with their adoptive child Roadburn.
The team with the intelligence provided by Volt were forced into direct combat with H.A forces. Two commanders and what were later revealed to be several Z Line clones. Both officers were killed in battle. While the team could have chosen to simply extract further the call was made to kill the Lt in a bid to prevent the flash clones from continuing to attack and...
[+Audio playback suggests sounds of soft crying and collecting ones self+]
Apologies... And to prevent harm to Volt. Once to the extraction point it was revealed there was a mass cloning operation. \<OperationThreeCandlesDeepPhotoLog.FlashCloningPods>/
The team decided to extract Volt and then destroy the cloning pods. This was not in the original contract but was a choice to prevent further atrocity. It should be noted Volt was threatened when they questioned the purposes of being extracted as well as the task they were required to do. This is not by CMC standards and will be reminded heavily to all further extraction teams. Volt was launched from a ship escape pod and picked up shortly after by S.O.G Wheelock. Volt was given a medical exam and was deemed as healthy with bruising, minor bruising normal from riding shotgun in a mech was expected. Volt was given food, water, and was allowed space to exist without constant supervision.
The team attempted to destroy the pods manually but...
[+The tail end of crying has been included. The Handler spent an hour highly distressed recording this portion+]
The team was overwhelmed quickly by several flashclones and the H.A commander of the operation. Longbeard gave several chances for the H.A forces to surrender before calling... C..calling for the other to retreat.
Longbeard utilized the enclave pattern support shield to attempt to detonate several reactor cores as a method of cooking off the fuel lines in the relatively abandoned portion of the ship with the knowledge that most of the ships fail-safes were operational due to the lack of damage done by the team.
It is CMC's recommendation to commend Brigand for attempting to rescue Longbeard from this sacrifice via Intangible HORUS technology.
[+Further audio was deemed stable enough despite Handler Morse crying+]
The flash cloning pods were destroyed and there was minimal civilian loss of life in that portion of the ship. CMC as stated before will be providing reparation costs to Union for them to sort to the families. A total of five reactors cooked off under the support shield. The cascading explosion and fuel lines destroyed a portion of the ship, namely the flash cloning work and a portion of the research labs.
Roadburn then breached via an escape pod and picked up Brigand who had returned to real space and both were picked up by S.O.G Wheelock.
It is the official stance of CMC that while the destruction of the flash cloning facility was not within the terms of the operation it was within conduct with the utopian pillars and was the correct option.
As a handler I... I... I lost a good pilot. And.. fuck... Ra below...
As a handler I stand by the actions of my pilots.
CMC will not be paying reparations to Harrison Armories for the destruction of their property nor the overblown number of civilian deaths....
Till Legends Bleed.
Ending this after action report Handler Aimee Smith, Callsign "Morse" authorization key "Walking on Sunshine"
[End Audio Playback]
#lancer rpg#lancer ttrpg#lancerrpg#lancer#corsair mercenary company#lancer rp#pay your mercenaries#oc rp#lancer nhp#lancer harrison armory#harrison armory#lancer union#union dojhr#dojhr#doj/hr#after action report#longposting
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I wrote out an entire dissertation length rant but I'm actually deleting it & just leaving a gif that captures the energy of my current predicament in far less words
#*company i work for* is literally so stupid & i knew that already but oh my god. lol.#how are you going to give me 3 days a week as a sub then PROMOTE me to part time at 1 day a week w/zero potential to pick up new shifts...#bc im not ALLOWED to work more than 24 hrs a pay period (2 weeks) ...????? why??????#every other PT job ive had capped at 35 hrs a WEEK. this is 12 hrs a week cap. what rhe fuck#and they have to hire another PT person anyways so why not let me take what they would get??? fucking demented#here i go starting to rewrite the rant in the tags. theres much more believe me im being very restrained rn#who the fuck can survive on 750 dollars a month#i have to get a second job now! yayyy!!
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Oh dear, why are you quitting ?
mostly because my manager is severely unstable and toxic :(
#so sorry just seeing this msg now re: quitting my fashion job soon tag#reported my manager last week and hr revealed that bc she has had so many complaints against her#i was her last chance to change like maybe let me know i'd be a guinea pig to an unhinged person maybe...#currently have zero real interest in clothes or fashion now and truly think i shouldn't have gone this route would have#loved to preserve my interests 😔#but i think once i get out of this job everything will get better#but fashion buying is a crazy career but it definitely is a cool/fun career when your company is making money#update they fired her! i won
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Guess who just got
fired
#well#'suspended pending hr review'#but we all know that means fired but with extra steps#they wont tell me why#i suspect the reason on paper is that i lightly snapped at a coworker who was way overstepping his bounds yesterday#the real reason of course is that i wont participate in company mandated fun#ie the radio#given that on monday someone literally screamed at me over me leaving a piece of paper in a box#and shes not facing any consequences
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in a meeting. I think my manager just attacked me with psychic abilities
#i told him to “stop gaslighting me. in MY HOUSE” and then my shoulder went. ouch#do we have HR at this company#i think I AM HR actually never mind
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