#incorrectshinraquotes

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Tseng: Good morning.

Rude: Good morning.

Elena: Good morning.

Rufus Shinra: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Reno: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[bonnys-side-piece]

Hey y’all, please go follow my Final Fantasy VII blog @that-turk-laney I’m gonna start posting there a lot more now

Also, while you’re at it, follow my other blog @incorrectshinraquotes I haven’t been very active on there recently but I come back from the dead every once in a while for some real fun ShinRa Shenanigans 😁

[flinchingly]

👏👏👏 I’ve been thinking about how good a Brooklyn 99-esque fic Turk fic would be for MONTHS!!!

If it already exists, please, for the love of all that is holy, link me already!!!

I had to get this idea out of my brain. Ff7 x B99

[ajyanjay]

inspired by Zack!ghost au by @quinnsanity-q and one of the quotes from @incorrectshinraquotes

[laerel]

I’ve been wanting to do this for so long.

Source by @incorrectshinraquotes and Brooklyn 99

[sadistic-second]

Tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better. [editor’s note: or tag n where n is greater than or equal to 1]

Tagged by @incorrectshinraquotes (Your quotes are great; I reference them in verbal conversation sometimes)

Tagging…  You guys know the drill!

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nicknames: The list of things that I’ve been called as nicknames is so long. I suppose a recent one is ‘Genny the Whumpus’ (Which has a long ass story attached to it)

gender: Male

astrological sign: Sagittarius 

Height: 5′5″

sexuality: Pansexual

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor

favorite animal: Lion

number of blankets: I’m pretty sure I own 6-7 of them. I’ve only got access to one right now though. 

where I’m from: Washington

dream trip: Honestly, I suppose a beach. Any beach. I haven’t been to one in a long ass time and since I’ve moved recently, I might get to go again.

when I created this account: Last year in July. July 16th, 2018. It’ll be a year next month actually.

why I created this account: Rufus ( @ivory-paragon ) asked me to be his Reno on tumblr and well. The rest is history.

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Tseng: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Rufus: Reno, probably.

[thecottageinthedark]

enide-s-dear:

Tseng: You need to admit your addiction, sir.

Reeve: I still don’t see what the problem is.

Tseng: Sir, you drove up to a cat shelter in a van and said ‘Fill her up, please.’

enide-s-dear:

Tseng: You need to admit your addiction, sir.

Reeve: I still don’t see what the problem is.

Tseng: Sir, you drove up to a cat shelter in a van and said ‘Fill her up, please.’

ShinRa Texts

[seths-art-suffers]

Ohgod the amount of pages this was, this is based off of a post from @incorrectshinraquotes that I love a lot!

Post this is based off: http://incorrectshinraquotes.tumblr.com/post/157204595485/reno-sephiroth-just-drank-oj-from-my-mug-and

[the-backwater-experts]

Helloooo! I adore your blog

hi anon!! those dorks’re just so adorable together, aren’t they? :3

this did take me a while to put together, but it’s no problem! a good place to start is over at @ff7central, which in addition to being a fanblog itself has pages of active blog masterlists for artists, fic writers, roleplayers, and more c:

similarly, @fairstrifenetwork collects Clack blogs!

and under the cut (’cause it got long oops) is my own list of friends and local Clack shippers for you to check out, plus another list of various FFVII/shipping blogs I follow ^^

@tinyjing@kzam-blogs@asreoninfusion (very nsfw most of the time)@lilotea@ramtiger (not a lot of FFVII content on the blog but they’ve got a mostly Clack writing tag here ^^)@modeoheim@up-sideand-down@waifujuju@magitek@rydiahighwind (runs @cloudstraifuismywaifu but hasn’t updated it for awhile)@eyenipple (a.k.a. @tomikel)@acepanromcloudstrife@zakkusu-art@stratusstrife (runs @ask-crisiscrew if you don’t mind some ASGZC mixed in with your Clack ^^) (also art is sometimes nsfw)@radsity@kimievii@comebackwhen@cloudvelundr@xiaa (runs @asksoldiers, but it hasn’t been updated in a while)@rogue-tatertot@zakkura@tekka-wekka@vorpalgirl@holyshit-clack@zacks-heaven@zacleriths (a multi-shipping blog including Clack)@gayrikus (previously daisyridleys)@a-love-found-in-war@kessi-san@sosunnie (runs crossover AU blog @lazychocobo)@wolf-sheep (runs @liltoysoldiers but hasn’t updated it for a long time)@zack-fairs-booty@puppy-shaped-clouds (runs ASGZC blog @the-silver-lining-in-the-clouds)@ichaichalivinglegacy@zack-fairness@fenrirs (previously zackscloud, noctoh)@ao3-clack@ence11 (mainly draws/posts Strifesodos these days, but they also ship Clack)@araycee@acesdesire@mystuffstuff@dimidiumseras@everythingmustbebeautiful (mostly Sefikura but they draw Clack too. also sometimes nsfw)@ask-zack-and-cloud@askshadowcloud@clackweek (an event blog, so updates probably won’t happen until Clack week rolls around again)@zacksoldiers@snowynibelheim@quartercirclejab@albedosoyna@brighteyedinfantryman@rsasai@finkea@cloud-slash@creamypudding@zimithrus1@zakkuras (previously adabaii) (artblog run by @strifehart)@genesishateblog@chaoscheebs

some more FFVII blogs not listed on @ff7central:

@sevenessence@risingoflights (a.k.a. @crimson-sun)@screaming-viking@aerithdaily@his-broken-puppet@kizunatsudoishi (art blog @sosakashii)@sephiroths-butt@fuckyeahshinra@onewinged-cerberus@one-winged-sephy@rocksfalleverybodydies@relatable-ffvii@priceofreedom@icynovas (technically listed on @ff7central, but it’s their old url so the link is probably broken) (also runs @writingontheglaciers)@textsfrom-ffvii@domesticsephiroth@incorrectshinraquotes@yu–shillo@ablackwing (previously at @ablackwing-archive-blog)@cloudstrife-fan@cloudstrife-appreciation@allsortsoflicorice@jenova-and-the-rems@everlovelyy@cloudstrifefanclub@theancientflower@sacredscar@fuckyeahffvii@toysoldiervii@sephyathredon@scientist-and-soldier@illusioneery@ask-tabibito-hero@thelostremnant@lalacier@ourfinalheaven@irenssvincent@bone-gasher@flashes-then-fades-blog-blog@xsephiroth@ff7eternal@aerithsuggestion@sephy-chu@tifastanclub@karameruderei@shinratimes@defectivehero@onewingedangelcalamity@spoonkiee@askthewutaiwarhero-blog (sometimes nsfw)@deathandohisfriends-blog@serinuceli-blog@nautilustparty@sherahighwind (often nsfw)@rp-sephiroth@gods-complex@chocoomba (FFVII/FFVIII mix ‘cause they like Strifehart)@wall-market-whiskey-sours@finalfantasyviiscreenshots@final-fantasy-vii@lynnearah@level99challenge@mintflavour@apromiselikeastar@cryoftheplanet@lucrecia-c@fuckyeah-cloudstrife@gaiasanta (and @gaiasantamoved for archive purposes) (another event blog for an annual secret Santa)@gengen-art (runs @ask-genesisrhapsodos)@sirius888@loz-ffvii-acc-pictures@vow-upon-a-star@ff7retunes@7remix@enjoutoru@fyeahsephesis@zack-and-aerith@itsnikkyl7@silverstarstrife@strifelockhart@sorayutak@elenabrowneyes@finalfantasyviinoregrets@efremia@fyeahcrisiscore@cloudstrifesnotinterested@lovelesstobeloved@kuro-fenrir@strifet@sefikuro@toandfromthefantasies@cuddledragon@exfirstclass@asgzcstoryideas@featherclad@tifalockhartstrife@soldierhero-and-flowergirl@ofturksandterrorists-blog (listed on @ff7central but the link is broken due to url change)@lovelucemferre@lofn910@exp1bds (often nsfw)@7777-hp

[rp-sephiroth]

Sephiroth: If life gave you lemons, what would you make?

Genesis: Genocide.

[albedosoyna]

Look at those hills move!

Genesis talking about Angeal’s ass... probably

[laerel]

It’s just a banana.

Inspired by @incorrectshinraquotes and Arrested Development(I didn’t watch it)

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Tseng: I keep a picture of all of the Turks in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Elena: Awwww-

Tseng: And I tell myself, “If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything.”

Elena: Oh.

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Rufus: Christmas is cancelled.

Reno: You can’t cancel a holiday.

Rufus: Keep it up, Reno, and you’ll lose New Year’s too.

Reno: What does that mean?

Rufus: Tseng, take New Year’s away from Reno.

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Sephiroth: I trust Genesis.

Angeal: You think he knows what he's doing?

Sephiroth: I wouldn't go that far.