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guys look at me
the earth will keep turning
the world will keep going
i will keep making shit posts
we are alright
we will be alright
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me waking up to the worst news of my life, hungover as fuck, and remembering i got kicked out of the bar:
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i don’t normally post in the morning but fucking shit, man. i’m fucking scared.
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I think I'm about to have a stroke
#Convicted felon#Rapist#Adulter#He got impeached twice#Got rid of reproductive rights for uterus havers#Spits out racist queerphobic misogynistic bullshit on the regular#Insulted half the US population on his last rally#Declared bankruptcy more times than I can count#Increased the national debt by TRILLIONS#And he won#How the fuck did he win#Over an educated black woman#I am at a loss for words#I'm not even American and I'm so fucking upset#Do you know what this fucking means for the rest of the world#And holy shit let's not forget about project 2025#Because that's gonna be a thing now#Good fucking job#Once again I thank the fucking heavens I'm not American#Because imagine your rights as a woman get trashed in the bin because some racist rotting orange promised lower gas prices#Everyone who voted for him. I sincerely hope this will bite you in the ass a thousand times over#us elections#2024 presidential election#Donald Trump
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I don’t even have words
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It's alright
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#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd fanart#our flag means death#“I am a brave boy and will NOT cry while getting reference screenshots of Ed” he said.#*barely manages to hit Win+Shift+S through the fucking tears*#I'm sorry but this is the only decent OFMD fanart I got in me for now#I'm shit at drawing people with faces/head and I still gotta learn and find a style but god knows the gay pirates are gonna help me practic#I still need to recover from this scene- this episode- this season- this show goddamnit#ngl at first I liked how I drew Ed's hair but the more I look at it now the less I like it >:C#did I forget to post this? no nope nuh uh I don't know what you're talking about#this absolutely blew up on twitter- lowkey hope tumblr dot com likes it too :>#ed teach#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd s2e8#tw blood#blood#akans art
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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.
#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else#you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should#change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting#affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree#with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them#or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you#an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont#set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU#FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police#n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you#throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.
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People bring up the fact that Jason (might have) beaten up Tim that one time like it's the worst thing Jason did ignoring that he literally shoots Damian point blank in the chest all the offence in the world to tim but imo boy got off pretty easy
#dc#tim drake#jason todd#dc comics#damian wayne#damian al ghul#i say might have bc you know dream theory for the win bby#but yeah#suck it up tim#sorry falling asleep#and just thought about how funny it iw#is#that people treat tim like such a child in that scene#when hes ligit like 2 /3 years younger then jason#but dont have nothing to say#about jason actually shooting a child#anyway i love villain jason#wish he did fucked up things again
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Is it fair to say that Tee is a need?
Tee is a need, yes.
If the front office isn't able to make that work, would you be disappointed in that?
I'd be very disappointed in that, yeah.
#here take a compilation from today's presser of joe raving about tee#and being VERY assertive (aggressive) about how important tee is and how much joe needs him#how he'd be very disappointed in the front office!!!#talk about putting pressure on!!! joe doing the best he can with his influence!!! love to see it!!!#also i think it's so interesting to hear joe talk about how involved he wants to be in the offseason WITH the FO making decisions!!!#control freak <3 but also i do wonder how much influence and pressure he actually can provide??#like i trust him more than the brown/blackburn family at this point#let joe be GM too! fuck it!#god this is all so crazy WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN#when did the three of them (because i'm assuming ja'marr is going to be involved on his end at the very least)#decide okay we'll take this into our own hands#when they realized this season wouldn't go anywhere??#and it was supposed to be their last big hurrah together??#and they were like. no we're not accepting this is how it ends#it ends with us winning a super bowl together. there's no other option#because i'm just. i'm emotional. i'm feeling lots of things about this!!!!!#i love them so fucking much oh my god PLEASE let this work out my heart can't take it#joe burrow#tee higgins
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you ever think about how part of Charles feeling a lot better by the end of the series is because he finally could do something about something? he went and got Edwin from hell. HE did that. and he bloody well succeeded
#now i know his self-esteem issues run deep so it's not like it's all better now but... “i'd still call it a huge win”#his existence has made a real and positive impact on a loved one in an undeniable and tangible way#he's so happy about it#the next step is learning that he doesn't need to prove anything to deserve love and friendship#god it always fucks me up when i think about how his experience with friends#is that they fucking murdered him when he did something they didn't agree with#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#dead boy detective agency#dbda#edwin payne
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war arc is insane for kakashi he goes through so many stages like
gai and i will survive together <3 -> gai and i will survive because of my son wtf when did he even LEARN this -> umm i think my presumed dead childhood teammate has a right to kill me so maybe i’ll die -> wait nvm i gotta beat his ass before he kills my son -> okay gai’s dying so i’m DEFINITELY going to die during this war fuck this -> man my childhood teammate is dying for real now too -> wait shit gotta save my kids lives -> gai is okay but still my kids > my life -> childhood bff gave his life to save me noo -> oh god his dying wish was for me to be hokage god i wish i died -> wait my kids reunited nvm i needed to live to see this moment i’m so blessed🙌🙏
#naruto#naruto shippuden#hatake kakashi#kakagai#literally will never get over war arc kakashi#mr they’re all already dead has like four priorities in life#and somehow the war is over all of them specifically actually#love that for him <3#i just know he wakes up every night in a cold sweat like wait how the fuck did we win😰#also we need to talk about obito’s dying wish rude af really#but also top ten funniest dying requests to make of ur bff who REALLY doesn’t want to be hokage#like you can tell me that wasn’t payback for how snooty baby kakashi was but tbh i will NOT believe you😤
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Pretty funny/cool that metal sonic is the only character to have a past self and another past self to EXIST at the same time.
like sonic and tails had their classic selves sure, but the modern versions of them were also their present selves, they weren't sonic and tails from like adventure 2 or heroes or anything.
so it's interesting how metal gets TWO versions of his past self in the same white space but his modern self never appears like, ever in both games 😭
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic x shadow generations#metal sonic#metal overlord#metal literally took a power snooze while his past selves did all the work SHSJSHSH#and like how the fuck does this work space time wise SJSJSJSH#did classic sonic just...beat classic metal then metal overlord slowy faded into the timeline so shadow could beat him?#OR LIKE WHAT IF METAL OVERLORD FROM THIS GAME IS LIKE ACTUALLY MODERN METAL#and he wanted a chance to fuck up the timeline in some way and that's why his fight is different compared to heroes#we went from sky to sea he must've done SOMETHING FJFJFJFJ#and he talks even MORE high and mighty here too like he actually won here but shadow stopped his rain of terror last second#metal just wanted to be a goofy goober and go back to when he almost won and was the “true sonic” and ACTUALLY win but shadow said FUCK THAT#c'mon shadow let my man rewrite history!!! smh smh#eh just a crack theory though#would explain why modern metal is NOT here SJJSSJSJ
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i could lie and say this was an excuse to get used to my screen tablet but nah i just can't be bothered to feel cringe anymore
#soda.png#it also gave me an excuse to draw haruka so i'd say it's a win overall#yakuza#digimon#majima goro#sawamura haruka#kiryu kazuma#ok i say i don't feel cringe but i did have to think whether i wanted to tag this with anything#but i'd be pretty annoyed later if i don't have this organized nicely#not tagging the mons tho that's a hit im willing to take#i still have no idea how to get kiryu to look like himself btw i don't understand what's up with him#is it because he's got a Some Guy face. no interesting nose shape for that matter#i mean i guess i gotta draw him more but fuck dude
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I think a really underrated character duo in gravity falls is Dipper and Stan. Like one, I think they are way more similar than people give them credit for. Like Dipper is definitely the one who feels like the ‘inferior’ twin (internally on his part), something reflected in Stan. Also Dipper is generally pretty cunning and willing to throw punches in a Stan-way, you can see Stan rubbing off on him as the show progresses. Dipper in the Stan costume, and that one scene where Stan and Dipper both cross their fingers at the same time for the same promise, both live in my head rent free. In my heart of hearts I think Dipper picks up a bit of Stans con-man tricks in the future (and Mabel goes on some bonding missions w/ Ford, but this post isn’t abt them). Also I just want to say I bet Dipper reminded Stan of a young Ford and that informed some of their early dynamic. Anyway bye just needed this brainworm out
#gravity falls#dipper pines#Stan pines#stanley pines#That one scene in Dreascapers where Stan talks abt how he sees himself in Dipper and that’s why he’s hard on him?#yeah#look the twins can obviously be put into their easy Mabel-Stan Dipper-Ford parallels#BUT I think it’s interesting to do it teh other way too#because Mabel and Ford are the weird twins of their pairs!!! they’re the outcasts who get picked on for being strange!#Also while I don’t think Mabel is Selfish (I love Mabel) she can be a little self-centered which is a good parallel to Ford who#is also kinda self centered#again I say this with love- Mabel did nothing wrong#similarly- Dipper can be mapped to the ‘Screw up twin’ (in his mind) the way Stan can#Dipper is a nerd but he’s not a super-genius like Ford was- so next to mabel he feels inferior#(I feel like he said something like this somewhere? the journal?)#anyway Stan is the same way#Also the way Dipper would fuck anyone up for hurting his family- even going as far to THREATEN bill in BOB#Tbf mabel does this too but it’s way less serious#anyway have this#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls stanley#wait I’m not over this actually#Mabel getting tricked by Bill pretending to be someone she trusted can be a Ford paralell actually#you know how bill sees himself in Ford despite the fact he’s WAYYY more like Stan??? that but mabel the opposite way. do you see the vision?#also the fact the two pines bill hates are Dipper and Stan. I win again#THE BILL-MABEL-FORD PARALELLE BUBBLE MIGHT NEED ITS OWN POST BC I HAVE THOUGHTS
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Like. ok
ok 15 12s from the juries and zero (0!!!!!) 12s from the public taking the win from 2 12s from the juries and 18 12s from the public. ok. ok. sure
#eurovision#esc 2023#eurovision 2023#käärijä#eurovision song contest#loreen#ig idk#also public vote for finland: no country gave less than 6 points. even in the jury votes sweden got some 4s and 5s#also like on a small scale easy example of how the jury system sucks: finnish jury: 12 points to sweden. finnish public: 0 points to sweden#a larger gap does not exist#am i salty? yes!! am i bitter? yes!!!! will i continue to be til the end of time? probably!!!#this sucks. if we couldn't even win this year with the 2nd most public votes ever received in esc history and all the hype. why even try#fucking juries#anyway!!!!! i am very sad and feel very bad for käärijä but he did amazing!!!!! we love you king ♡♡♡♡
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