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very funny (irritating) to me that everyone whined and yelled about stupid rainbow capitalism and how performative wokeness/allyship is a net bad we should all refuse to support and now like.
tumblr is doing nothing for pride and target isn't selling much (if any) of their pride collection offline except at certain stores (in democratic areas, basically) and build a bear has a much tinier collection than normal and all the actual pride stuff is on their "adult" website (not sure if it's in stores, but pride = adult is a hell of a message)
there are genuinely good criticisms for performative allyship in all its applications. it shouldn't be the only thing we expect from people and companies. but if all the shit I see being called performative stopped tomorrow then in terms of the LGBTQ+ community especially we just. wouldn't talk about queerness or queer issues or celebrate pride or do anything.
open your fucking eyes. we are very close politically to having gay marriage rolled back. now companies are basically being let off the hook to even make a miniscule effort (which matters to the people who don't have access to any other kind of support in their communities! which normalizes the community in public spaces!) because the only reaction they have gotten over the last few years are negative ones from BOTH sides.
we are so entrenched in discourse at all times for the sake of our OWN performance of who is the wokest and who is REALLY an ally or a good community member that we have basically handed over all the work of activists of the last several decades to the other side because we'd rather scream at each other over fucking chicken restaurants and shit than the real life backsliding that's happening.
and this goes for other shit too. feminism, poc rights, all of it.
also. trans rights aren't discourse and aren't just culture war arguments. in case any terfs think they can spin this to be antitrans.
#pride#pride month#gay#lgtbqia+#lgbtqia#rainbow capitalism#i just#why can you not understand how just bc you dont like it from the standpoint of anticapitalism#does not mean its not important in a society controlled solely BY capitalism#its like watching feminism circle around from women can just exist even if not conventionally attractive to its woke to get plastic surgery#what are we DOING
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“Do I know you?”
“I’m Merlin.”
“So I don’t know you.”
“Who do you think you are, the king?!”
“No, I’m his son, Arthur.”
Greatest characters’ introduction of all time, in the entire cinematic industry.

And the gayest.
#do you know how to walk on your knees?#like bro chill it’s the first time you meet him#i mean i can understand the sudden homoerotic attraction#but at least do it privately or something#well they definitely do that like#one day later so#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur
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when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding
#james is of course#only doing this for his best friend#and not at all because he thinks regulus is pretty#and wants to learn every little thing about him#quite sad i can’t write this as a oneshot actually#you get how funny the denial would be#maybe he doesn’t even fully realise he likes guys for wayy too long into this relationship#he thinks its completely normal and that everyone is just this attracted to regulus#marauders#regulus black#posting day and night#sirius black#james potter#jegulus
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The "Sansa reminds Sandor of his sister" motive that some people try to hitch to his character really just flies in the face of his actual attachments to her, doesn't it? Sansa reminds Sandor of himself. He sees the little boy who used to love knights in this girl who's been swept up by the same romanticism. He sees his abuser in her abusers, the much larger knight(s) beating on the helpless child. He sees how she is betrayed by every level of authority that should have saved her and remembers his father's neglect and Tywin and Robert's apathy for Gregor's crimes. He's protective of Sansa because he was Sansa.
And GRRM's design, that one of the strongest warriors in the series, a fearsome and cynical 6'8" guy who's "muscled like a bull" and has the face of death itself, sees himself in this soft and effeminate teen girl, and empathizes with her because he was an abuse victim too, is INFINITELY more compelling than "Oh yeah I bet she just reminds him of his sister," who he's never mentioned and who we know literally nothing about. Way to unnecessarily water down a character, you couldn't have ignored the black and white text more efficiently if you tried.
#sorry for the rant i saw this sentiment in a yt video recently#sansa stark#sandor clegane#sansan#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#and this is only one facet of why he has so much affection for her too#these people act like his attachment to her is limited to projection and not also bc she treats him like he's an actual human being#or that they can be themselves when they're with each other -that he can openly show his weakness to her and be comforted and validated#or like even just the physical attraction aspect - which is so obvious that you'd have to be willfully ignorant to miss it#how do you read him trying to kiss her and come away thinking “he thinks of her as his sister” lmfao#things that make me feel like people dont actually read the books
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OSCAR GETS PRETTY PRIVILEGE BECAUSE I SAY SO ☝️☝️💥💥💥🗣️🗣️
+ some bonus boyfriends


#hnnnggghh Oscar……….#idk I just woke up the other day like I need to draw Oscar being pretty so I did#Oscar’s the type of pretty guy that refuses to believe he looks even half decent#he’s like what no I’m literally just some guy what do you mean you think my smile’s attractive Noel shut up#also he doesn’t know how to flirt and can nevvveerrrr tell when someone’s flirting with him#at least the normal flirting he knows too well about the repressed gay catholic ways of flirting. and he doesn’t like that he does#what anyway I’ll shut up#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#noel malevolent#charlie dowd#john malevolent#arthur lester#arthur lester and his three boyfriends#holy ghost ship
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People like to characterize human Spongebob as some waifish barely 20 years old looking twink but honestly I think he'd be more like Pat from the UK version of Ghosts.


The shorts, the passion for what he does and his craft, the dorky glasses, the positive and all forgiving attitude, the knee high socks, the love of nature and the outdoors, the tie, the love for his friends and family, the shoes, the love of pranks, the OVERALL WHOLESOMENESS AND GOOD NATURE
#I REALLY like Pat and i was gushing about it to my irl bestie who pointed out how much overlap he has with spongebob somehow#its so true now that I've noticed it???#hmm subconscious pattern seeking brain#i actually like this more than twinkbob the human designs#this feels more human#if you couldn't tell i binged ghosts this weekend cuz i was snowed in#i really liked it! My bestie froskii introduced me to the show and we watched the first and second seasons together sometime last year#i just decided i would finish it#im getting off topic but i do like it when human spongebob is drawn more “ugly” like slightly overweight nerdy bad haircut things like that#i admit though i find it cuter on him than actually making him stereotypically attractive thin anime-boy. that is actually a turn off#making him “pretty” feels so sterile. I like when he's not. it makes him feel more real#and also i do feel like spongebob would be older!#squid and pat both attended community college so i doubt they'd be anywhere near their early 20s#mid to late 20s or even older#the spongebob connoisseur#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#sb#spongebon squarepants#spongebob meme#ghosts#bbc ghosts#ghosts uk#pat butcher#patrick butcher#jim howick
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Fun fact! This was the real tipping point that made Edgeworth run away after AA1, they just couldn't show it on screen because they didn't have the rights to Chappell Roan's music <3
(A spiritual successor to my "Hot to Go" joke from this post. Image description under the cut below)
[Image ID: a four page black and white comic of characters from ace attorney.
The Judge stands solemnly at his podium holding a gavel "Mr. Miles Edgeworth, you are on trial for the murder of blah blah blah..."
A cheerful Maya Fey leans over to Miles Edgeworth, who is staring straight ahead and looking very concerned
Maya: "Psst! Mr. Edgeworth! If you win your trial, can I show you Chappell Roan?
Miles: "What the hell, sure." Internally he thinks "Oh God I am going to jail"
A box saying "later" in the top corner of the next panel marks the passage of time.
The Judge smiles as he says "I declare you... Not Guilty!"
We see a full body shot of Maya dancing excitedly while Miles looks on, emotionless
Maya: YIPPEE omg you're going to LOVE this
Miles internally thinks "oh no, the consequences of my actions.
We see Miles standing in between Phoenix Wright and Maya looking apprehensive. Maya beams in excitement, while Nick puts a reassuring hand on Miles' shoulder
Miles: Alright, so what is this exactly?
Nick: She's a pop musician Maya really likes
Maya: You promised you'd let me show you, and it's legally binding because you said it in a court room!
Miles: That is not how the law works Ms. Fey
Maya: Shh just listen!
We see a panel of Miles' pensive face concentrating as he listens to "Hot to Go". He thinks to himself "hm".
Another panel zoomed in more. His pensive expression has grown more tense/confused as he listens to "Red Wine Supernova". he again thinks to himself "Hm" in a larger thought bubble.
We zoom out again to see Nick, Miles, and Maya standing together again. Miles stares forward blankly, eyebrows raised. Maya excitedly leans in.
Maya: Ok, that's her whole discography. So! What did you think?
Nick looks at him, waiting for his response
We get a panel of Miles, looking bewildered. He starts to speak "I..."
We cut again to see the three of them standing together.
Miles: I... don't think I like women?
Miles looks shocked and confused. Nick is bent over laughing, using a hand on Miles's shoulder to support himself. Maya looks outraged and appalled!
Maya: MR. EDGEWORTH! Just because you don' like her musi it doesn't give you an excuse to be sexist!
We see a panel of Miles looking stressed and confused. He leans his head on one of his hands, which messes up his hair, showing how he isn't his normal put together self.
Miles: I should rephrase that. What I mean is, Ms. Roan is clearly VERY assured in her feelings towards women. I was... unaware that anyone felt that strongly. I thought we all viewed these things with a vague sense of distaste and unease but collectively ignored it. Like how we do with climate change.
We zoom out again to see the three of them. Miles stands in the middle looking deeply uncomfortable and lost in thought, vibrating with unease. Nick and Maya exchange deeply concerned glances across from him.
With lingering unease, Miles begins to walk away.
Miles: Well, I should be going then. Goodnight.
Nick hesitantly raises a finger to point out an inaccuracy in that statement
Nick: It's four in the afternoon-
he gets interrupted by Miles who repeats firmly: I said Goodnight
Nick looks in the direction Miles walked off in.
Nick: ...He'll be ok, right?
Maya reassures him: Of cours Nick! I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
Jump cut to a closeup of Nick's hand holding Miles' letter which reads Miles Edgeworth chooses death in all caps. Then, below in smaller font, it says Also femininomenon was really good, thanks.
We see a panel of Nick glaring wordlessly at Maya as he holds the letter in his hand. Maya leans against the wall and looks away, whistling, trying to look innocent to avoid blame.
As a bonus, we also have a page that takes place a year later. Miles and Nick stand talking. Miles looks calmer now, and Nick smiles encouragingly.
Miles: In my time in Europe, I've been examining myself and my approach to law. Ultimately, the most important focus must be justice. We owe it to ourselves and to the people we serve
Nick: Wow, that's really inspiring Edgeworth. And, uh, hows the... the other thing going?
We get a zoomed in panel of Miles glaring menacingly at a suddenly nervous Nick
Jumping out again, Miles turns his back to Nick as he continues to talk
Miles: So as I was saying, justice is truly so important...
Nick nervously rubs the back of his neck wearing an awkward expression as he sweats nervously. He thinks to himself internally "Ooookay then, clearly still working through some things there"
/.End ID]
#Miles can handle horrifying truths about the death of his father and the nature of his guardian#but he draws the line at questioning his sexuality!#also. serious moment for a second#I think we focus a lot on moments of queer discovery stemming from attraction to the same sex#like that being the moment of panicked “oh no I'm different”. Which makes sense and is valid!#But I think it's also compelling to explore the opposite but similar twist in your gut that is:#oh my god I don't feel anything in this situation where others do. oh no something something is wrong with me#and this is something that gay and lesbian people have in common with ace and aro people!#I feel such tenderness and kinship to everyone who has been in that situation#and it's why i will never understand why aspec folks are pitted against gay or lesbian representation#we are drawn to the same characters bc we had such similar experiences and isn't that lovely that we can find solace in media?#so NO FIGHTING. We should all be BEST FRIENDS. my brothers in arms. I'd die for you.#all that is to SAY: I personally read edgeworth as asexual and like demiromantic/gay.#but YOU can read him as just gay in this comic if you want <3#Also. i just thought it would be funny if it took a lesbian to make him realize he didn't like women#I think he would have no clue how to react to chappell roan. Same vibe as giving a victorian orphan a baja blast and a crunchwrap supreme#ok sorry shutting up now#ace attorney#ace attorney comic#ace attorney trilogy#gyakuten saiban#phoenix wright#naruhodo ryuichi#miles edgeworth#mitsurugi reiji#maya fey#ayasato mayoi#my art
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Saw you talking about this on your instagram so i have to say: Halsin and Ash's greying hair and smile lines are KILLING ME, they're so precious
THANK YOU please enjoy a Crisp version
#ramble#bg3#durgesin#i was literally just talking about how i hate those mods that make halsin Smooth#no you don't get it he's attractive BECAUSE he's older. it's a bonus. your brain is smooth#same with astarion and jaheira honestly#do you think everyone wants jaheira to be romanceable for the sake of the conversation#anyway i know it's not that deep but queer characters getting to be older is very important to me akfdhdfh
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Just a gal and her Stone Monkey
this image pose template from here
HC since SWK cane change his size, the same applies for his Azure Dome form. So he can be as big as a mountain, or the size of a big yaoguai, or normal sized (whatever normal sized is for the Stone Monkey)
Much later on:
Slight NSFW under the cut
#szynkART#guess you can say he did eventually get that kiss on the lips#and much more than that#no one. absolutely no one:#me: why yes thank you for asking they did do the deed while he was in his Azure Dome form you're welcome#will I eventually make more suggestive art of Stone Monkey and Oz?#Stay tuned for more!#later. maybe. I make no promises#unreal how attracted I was to the giant stone monkey during the giant battle#starting to see the appeal in king kong I guess#cepheus baskerville#black myth wukong#black myth wukong oc#sun wukong#sun wukong x oc#sun wukong x reader#starfruit#former heroes who quit too late#fhwqtl
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STOP OVERCOMPLICATING IT.
STOP OVERCONSUMING LOA CONTENT. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME READING LENGTHY POSTS OUT OF STRESS. STOP DOUBTING YOURSELF. STOP WORRYING OVER TIME CRUNCHES. STOP WORRYING OVER NOT SEEING ANY RESULTS. STOP DOUBTING THE LAW. STOP WITH THE LIMITING BELIEFS. USE ANY METHOD YOU WANT, IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE 'CAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT. DON'T WAVER, YOU ALREADY HAVE IT. JUST SIT BACK, AFFIRM, PERSIST AND DON'T FUCKING WAVER CAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE ITTTTTT
#manifestation#manifest#manifesting#law of attraction#law of assumption#law of manifestation#law of the universe#self concept#self love#self care#how to manifest#loablr#loa tumblr#loa blog#loa advice#loa success#loa affirmations#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting community#shifting advice#desired reality#4d reality#you can do this#yes you#person reading this#gaslight gatekeep girlblog
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so.. costume epsilon, huh?
#sorry but dark hero was my fav arc .. dekus design was just too badass for it to not be#i adore this costume design and how it tells a story on its own#izuku midoriya you absolute mess i lovehate you#i find the epsilon costume extremely attractive#but thats just the opinion of a lesbian who finds a lizard with two heads attractive#gulool jajaaa🤤#anyways#i like to think that bakugo blushes easily#shrugs. izuku blushes easily too but i think 90% he doesnt percieve their interactions as very romantic#but as soon as its pointed out that theyre being romantic he'd do his usual thing yknow#anyways bakugos more self conscious about himself and the situations hes in#therefore! blushy bkg wins. thank you thank you everyone#also like to think naturally hes comically pale so his blush shows up even brighter than on other people#okay im done yapping. sorry#my hero academia#art#boku no hero academia#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#bnha fanart
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This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.
#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things#don't do that#i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid#this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on#“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird#you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov#your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing#is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people”#the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole#or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice#personal#delete later#do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today
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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked
#katnissexual#i’m joking btw#and i agree with yall#he says you’ve ruined all other women for me#yeah twink we know#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#nightlocked-in#everlark#peeta mellark#hunger games headcanon#hunger games incorrect quotes#thg incorrect quotes#bisexual peeta#peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk#what do u mean u don’t know#i’ve never thought about it#well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl#just one#katniss he says#i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later#peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha#katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love#so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her#so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him#and that never stops being a problem
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#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#pharaoh atem#blindshipping#<- sorta. not sure. but such is the being aroace etc#whatever it is thats going on with them is worse than all that etc#idk why this happened straight up I was drawing something else. why did I draw this. whadda hells...#''ok Im done hatching shit now I should do a less inked thing to refresh'' - me when I lie#you know. rereading the first series made me realize how extremely aromantic it is. every romance thing either doesn't work out#or is so fucked up it generates villains. attraction is either stock or used to signify gender for half a second before being forgotten#meanwhile friendship is magic the whole way through. man I do love ygo tho huh Im realizing lol#(also was liveblogging slash doing a gender reading of the whole first series at friend yumi last month so maybe Im just. dense)#(well.)
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qpr culture is this:

(not quite sure if I should tag them on this or not seeing I got the photo off Pinterest)
#qpr culture is#i have no idea how to do the alt id for people who are unable to see the imagine but if anyone does pls do so if you dont mind#qpr#queer platonic relationship#queerplatonic#queer platonic partner#queer platonic attraction#queer platonic love#qpr positivity#qpp yearning
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I also like the idea of Bakugo coming home from a long, overseas mission only for you to be surprised when you meet him at the airport cuz he’s twice as beefy and four times more scary looking.
#Bakugo#UGH IM IN A CAR so I can’t write this f*ck#but meeting him at the airport and being shocked he’s HUGE and a little bit shy abt it#and you take him home and are all quiet bc u think he wants to rest#meanwhile he’s all confused bc you didn’t seem so excited to see him? only gave him one measly kiss????#and knows he gained weight and is kinda��� nervous u hate it#and when you get home you’re kinda creeping around him#and he just bursts out to ask if you’re not attracted to him anymore or found someone new#and all you can do is like whisper#‘I am so attracted to you right now I feel like I could d*e’#‘and I didn’t want to bother u after a long flight of other how wet my p*nties are’#and then u f*ck like animals for a whole week#gen#shii posts
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