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[moonlit-sweet-dreams]

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I'm so in love with @kamil-a 's gender bend Ace design that I blacked out and spent the next 24 hours drawing this. So, here we are!! Hopefully I captured her well!

[mayo-is-an-instrument]

I made a boo oc!! I'll make more drawings to use them for when I start making "serious" YouTube videos :3

[gu6chan]

ohhhh wait i just remembered my older half-sisters are in direct range of hurricane milton what the fuck

[vxiphoid]

SERENE SHENANIGANS

❨ summary ❩ twst › waking them up to tell them stories that don’t make sense

tags ✧ fluff, crack, savanaclaw boys, defo not proofread its like 7 am, cursing but nothing out of the ordinary, ooc(?), ruggie calls you a little shit like once (affectionate), jack is whipped for you

amanuensis’ message ⊹ I LITERALLY LOVE DOING THIS??? my friends hate me for it. but anyways hiii im back after like my month hiatus, how are thy sleeplings?😋 mb guys writers block has been really kicking my ass, i was spitting blanks on paper… i’m gonna hopefully post another pastry emporium soon for scarabia so stay tuned for that‼️

⌜ 300+ e/chara ⌟

♫ sunset boulevard - hohyun

twst masterlist

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

— “leona… pspsps….”

— he hums gruffly when his name was called the first time, only opening his eye thinking you called him a second time when it was really just noise that you would make to get the attention of a house cat. he instantly pins his ears back. how dare you. “hmm?”

— “so i took our snail for a walk and i had accidentally left my feet here to wash the dishes because the grass was blue.”

— huh? you could see him trying to process everything you just said as you explained, his lips parting and eyebrows furrowing. it took everything in you not to laugh. he does one of those blinks, the really delayed ones, one eye opens before the other…

— he’s half asleep too so the confusion is just adding up altogether. if chicken scratch wasn’t a writing term, this is literally it in words. its like the books back at home he picks up to read (derogatory) its, what, 4 am? dont do this to him😭

— you’ve never seen him so expressive💀 this definitely makes his eye and ear twitch at the same time. what type of fucked up fever dream is this?? its usually a blessing seeing you as the first thing he wakes up to, not when you wake him up with some bull strung up in a sentence with your beady eyes staring at him while he sleeps. he loves you, yes, but what does he even say to this…

— “what…”

— your forehead met with his chest as you struggled not to laugh at the uncharacteristic break in leona’s voice. how many cups of coffee did you drink? he asks you to repeat yourself even though it kinda a mind mush decision so you did and by the end of it, he looks absolutely restless.

— “that’s… yes. that’s great, herbivore. can we go to bed now?”

— you note that leona is surprisingly patient when half asleep

┏━━━━━━ ━ ─ ╴⋯ ⟢

JACK HOWL

— deep sleeper. tug his ear. though he practically springs up before your hand makes contact, giving himself whiplash.

— “jack?”

— almost instantly relaxes when he realizes its you, tail wagging subtly☹️ “hi, baby. s’something wrong?”

— “hiii, do you remember a year ahead ago when i had to go to the dentist to get my spine fixed and the cats were barking at the flying dogs because the sky was in the water?”

— bro feels like he just had a stroke💀 he’s blinking rapidly, rubbing nose bridge as you explain. he really wants to understand, he does, but wtf did you just say??? it was the innocent “hi” before you unapologetically bashed his head in with the entire dictionary. its so ridiculous he couldn’t help but laugh.

— “jack, this is serious.” even as you told him that, your voice was not steady at all which made his shoulders shake violently in silent laughter.

— “im listening, i swear. tell me one more time?” yk his ass is not listening. he pulls you into his lap while his thumbs idly rubbed your sides, responding to your stories with “uh-huh” and “yeah?” with a lovesick smile on his face.

— eventually holds your face and starts pressing heart squeezing, fluffy kisses all over your face which truly made you more tired then you were. you honestly start forgetting what and where the story was going.

— jack only pauses his kissing attack to respond when you take a small break but even then he doesn’t pull away fully, he’s just speaking against your skin

— “—and the duck had my arm while i was taking it on a walk because gran tammy was in a flying shopping cart.”

— “oh wow. and then?”

— he’s listening but he’s not, mostly because he’s like two seconds away from dreamland and his brain isn’t registering half the shit you’re saying. he wants to see how many stories you can jumble up.

— “yeah, i think it’s bedtime for us…”

┏━━━━━━ ━ ─ ╴⋯ ⟢

RUGGIE BUCCHI

— omfg he wakes up like a mom. like yk how you would barely touch them and they would gasp like they were just given cpr?? he wakes up like that.

— and you’re just standing there awkwardly 👁️👁️

— takes a quick look around before looking at you. “what happened? is it time to wake up leona already?” you shake your head and ruggie flops back, an arm draped over his eyes. “you scared me… come, lay down with me?” he held his free arm out for you and you did take your place cozied up against his side. to your surprise, you did actually scare the living shit out of him from how fast his heart was racing.

— “ruggie, yk i just found out you’re related to turtles, right? and i had to take uncle bobby to the vet to get a dna test because the fish drowned in air.”

— slow roblox turn towards you but instead its his head as he cranes it down to stare at you. you can practically hear the gears in his head turning and you literally could not look at him or you’d blow your cover.🧍🏾

— “i’m sorry,, what the fuck??”

— he’s genuinely confused, asking you questions about your story while his brain tries to put together the pieces. each question he asks, the more its harder to speak in full sentences other than wheezes

— “what are you laughing at, ya little shit? explain this to me!”

— “i’m trying!”

— and you are😭 its like when you have to explain the family tree really slow bc you cant say, “my father’s girlfriend’s son” without him like ???? and you’re trying to explain it to him slowly, eventually forgetting what you said in the first place…

— “…and the fish drowned in air.”

— “yes.”

— “sweetheart, you still haven’t explained how i’m related to turtles—”

[satoruzlove]

hello again! first and foremost, thank you for doing my request 100000x more than what i imagined 🙇🏻‍♀️🫶 AND HERE I AM AGAIN lol i can't help but to imagine many scenarios with Haikyuu boys (courtesy of TikTok)

can i possibly request a scenario of atsumu (and whoever haikyuu boy you could imagine that certainly loves socializing) based on the tiktok trend where the boys are having a night out and they give their s/o food/money/or just something that makes their girl happy just to get their permission & telling them not to call/text/bother/find him for the whole night.

for better reference; https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8jbW2rg/

- 🫧

my beloved bubble anon, FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING A GAJILLION YEARS WITH THIS. i was trying so hard to imagine writing it the right way around but i couldn’t stop myself from doing it the other way around!!!😭😭 i hope you don’t mind .

DONT TEXT ME, DONT CALL ME .

[ atsumu miya , rintarou suna ]

- one [1] ass slap in tsumu’s,touchiness, atsumu healing my daddy issues one ‘sweetheart’ at a time, rintaro almost strips, ALMOST. very soft angst , rin with an attitude lol-

a. miya !

tonight is your little reunion between your highschool friendgroup. fun, right?

no.

well, when you get there it will be but before you do wont. the reason for this is that your man child boyfriend has a habit of following you everywhere- it was actually the only reason he wanted to know everyone you spend time with. so he can always tag along and be with you 24/7, 365. you love him for it and it’s very endearing how he craves your presence but you couldn’t help but want a little alone time with some people that you’ve made memories with.

your group has been planning this about a month in advance, which gave you a month to decide how you wanted to go about keeping tsumu away. you thought about asking his friends to take him out, sending him to run errands but they all made you feel like you were committing a crime and trying to make sure atsumu stays in the dark about it.

discouraged, you had sat down to wallow in your own stupidity and opened your phone. scrolling through tiktok, you had found a solution to all your problems. a little video , no longer than 20 seconds, was gonna secure your fun night out with friends. said video showed a guy giving his girlfriend food in exchange for her not to call, text, email or even think about him. you reckoned that it would work on your blond lover too.

now you practically skip down the stairs barely able to see your feet because of the sheer amount of food in your hands. you even asked samu to make atsumu’s favorite rice balls and picked them up on your way back from work- safely hiding them in your bag. atsumu finally comes into sight when you reach the kitchen. he’s leaned up against the counter, hair messy and his honey eyes focused on the screen of his phone. he only looks up when you nearly trip- and his eyes widen.

“babe, what the hell-?” he tries, but you simply saunter over to the counter and look him dead in his eyes. first, you put everything down infront of you. “i’m going out with my high school friends and- before you ask i still love you- but i wanna go alone,so” atsumu’s eyes shoot up at the uncharacteristic seriousness in your voice, but he allows you to continue. you put down a bag of mcdonald’s, his favorite order with an extra large fry just how he likes, “ do not text me,” you take a bag of kfc , mainly wings that are extra hot because you know he loves to wash it down with coke,” do not call me,” as you put things down, you can see atsumu’s eyebrows drop and a pout grow on his pretty pink lips. finally you present the rice balls that samu made, and a coke, “ don’t email me, or smoke signal me, or anything. okay?” you finally finish, look up at him hopefully.

his lip is jutted out as he glances down at the items you used to bribe him and back to yours. you nearly start tapping your foot impatiently. atsumu leans down so for once, you two are eye to eye level. “ are ya sure you still love me?” he asks you softly. you think for a moment that he’s kidding, but the pause and loud swallow you hear give him away.immediately, you realise that you’ve screwed up. before you can answer, your boyfriend speaks again. “if you didn’t want me to come you could’a asked me to just.. stay here. i would have. ya didn’t have to go and spend all that time bribing me like i’m a mafia boss or somethin’” atsumu sighs, obviously disheartened and now walking away from you. you go to hold his bicep to stop him, but he easily moves out the way without making it look obvious.

you’re feeling really bad now, the dull look in his eyes eating into your tummy. “ i do still love you, tsum, don’t be dumb. i just,” you paused when he looks at you with a raised brow. he looks like he really couldn’t care less about your excuses right now. “i actually don’t have an excuse, i’m just being dumb,” your voice was small, timid from hoping that your boyfriend isn’t too upset. the last thing on your mind is the buzzing phone in your pocket but it’s the first in atsumu’s.

he turns again, getting a glass of water. “ answer it, go. have fun. just text me if you get drunk off your ass and i’ll come get ya, if ya aren’t sleeping at one of your friends’ places.” atsumu instructed you. you bite your lip in thought.quietly , you go up behind him. he pretends to not notice your presence, the warmth of your skin hovering over his clothed back. his eyes stay trained on his very important glass of water. your arms wrap around him gently at first but when you feel no protest, you get comfortable. he tuts, tongue clicking against the roof of his mouth. “ you’re gonna be late, yn. go.” and you nearly cry at him using your first name- but you soon realise that if he did what you had done, you’d be doing a lot worse than calling him a first name.

you inhale. deep, calming, hopeful. “ i’m not going,” you mumbled into his covered flesh. he fights a smile, affection creeping onto his skin. “ why? you seemed pretty interested in it a minute ago? i reckon you should go have fun with your little friends. god knows why ya wanna be here, with me, who you wanted to avoid all night.” as he talks, his tone is more playful , more pouty. you rub a thumb over his tummy, speaking into his back and causing vibrations that seem to warm his soul. “because i realise that i like you more than them and i screwed up,” you say. he nods curtly, eyes shiny with unshed tears that are now going away. “ good. i’m glad you know that.” he says.

your newly free arms are folded as you do your classic awkward smile- waiting for his verdict. “go change. we’re watching mulan.” atsumu tells you. before you walk away, you go closer to him.

“i’m sorry,” you say, tenderly putting a hand on his shoulder. “ i should’ve just asked you like a normal person. i wont do that again, promise.” you know you’re in the clear, his eyes soft and his own hands running up from your hips to your cheeks to hold them. he plants a kiss on your lips, affectionately holding your face until your cheeks squish slightly. “it was funny , kinda,” he mumbles. you huff air out your nose, shaking your head. “barely. i almost made you cry,” you reply. he shrugs. “‘s okay, sweetheart. i forgive ya. i wont crucify my baby just ‘cause ya don’t know how to communicate.” and you laugh at that. he releases your gorgeous face, placing a little slap on your ass. “ go on, get comfy. you got a whooole night of apology cuddles ta give me, lover.”

r. suna !

suna rintaro is apathetic, painfully apathetic.

everyone knows. it’s his resting bitch face, the monotone voice and hooded eyes that make people think that he doesn’t care. for others, it’s true, he doesn’t. when it comes to a news anchor or someone interviewing him he wouldn’t give them any time of his day if he wasn’t forced. he isnt the type to talk without purpose- and until you that purpose was only to tease people, communicate, or pass a sarcastic comment every once and a while.

but to you? suna rintaro was not himself , or what people have ideally plastered together of him in their heads. suna rintaro became rinnie, or rin. the rin who would hold your hands in his when it was cold or rub his cheek against you for fun, rin that kissed your nose and kissed your shoulders after you showered. rin who would lip sync any song he heard in the car to you.

rintarou became a completely different person around you; his walls of steel melting to a puddle and letting you pass. his heart became only for you. something that also changed was how tolerant he became to being around someone, that someone being you. he found himself wanting to be around you always, opting to come with you everywhere and always touching you in some way. no matter how much you writhed or attempted to sway his clinginess it never seemed to ebb away.

that is how you were put into this situation. standing across from him as he lain on your bed- all his favorite food, a new hoodie , and a $100 bill on top of it. he stared at you in absolute disbelief. “ .. so the reason i got you this is because i wanna go to the spa, and no. you cannot come.” you explain to him, tone firm but your heart nearly falling into your ass when he sat up with a bored look on his face. “ are you like,” he starts, picking up the gifts like they were toxic waste- only with two fingers, “ bribing me right now?” he asked. you pondered for a moment, “ basically. i am , yeah.” you reply. he looks up at you, green irises boring into yours as he tries to telepathically say that you’re kidding.

he sighs when he realises that you arent. he gets up, his t shirt draping down his large figure as he collects all the stuff and places it in your arms. “ don’t want it, and let me go shower,” he mumbles, walking past you. you drop the items back onto your shared bed, following him like a lost puppy. the sound of water wafts to your ears as you reach the bathroom, rin now shirtless in front of you. you look at him, confused.

“ showering.. for?” you ponder out loud. he blows air from his nose, pulling his sweat pants down and adjusting the water. your boyfriend, only in boxers, turns to you. “ so we can go to the spa, you silly thing.” he teases , hand coming up to pinch your cheek lovingly. you scoff. “ i just said that you can’t come, rintaro.” and he hisses in faux pain.“full first name? ouch.” your boyfriend jests. before he can hop into the shower, his hands hook around his boxers and-

“rintaro.” you call him sternly and he laughs wholeheartedly. running a hand through his brown hair he’s now inches away from you. “you did say that i can’t come, but you’re wrong. i’m literally getting ready to right now,” he says casually. you poke at his built chest, eyes flitting up beautifully to meet his own. “rintaro i said no, just stay here, you don’t even like the spa,” you were whining now, and his heart squeezed ever so slightly at your childish tone.

“true, i don’ like the spa, but i like you.” he smiles , hands rubbing your shoulders. he places a kiss on your nose, directing you towards the bathroom door. “so, before i get naked infront of you and we both end up staying here, go away.” and before you could protest - he was gone.

[aephalen]

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[tadpolesonalgae]

helloooo, i hope this isnt weird at all.

u really inspired me to start writing one of the wips ive had cooking in my head for 10,000 years with CBMTHY (i love your interpretations of all the characters across everything youve written, even dark! versions of everyone).

but how do you get the thoughts in your head onto the page :( its a little demotivating to not be as good of a writer as I'd like. so im terrified constantly that the story isn't coming off correctly. it certainly doesn't help that I've been stewing on this fanfic concept since i initially read acotar and tog, (crossover shit woo!) but the scenes are so vivid in my imagination that everything i can actually type out seems to fall flat or seems jumbled with the amount i try to include.

like, i posted a part last night after having it ready to go for months (there are several more im hiding 😭) and have reread it 3 times and have to remind myself its fine and i dont need to delete it. but idk if im just being crazy tbh. Im also very much the same type of person who needs feedback in order to continue with creative projects. however the idea of even asking about it here is intimidating, especially after your stories helped push this lil amateur to write. But any help would be so greatly appreciated, especially becsuse theres no one ik personally who enjoys the series who would be willing to chat about it 😅

again, i hope its not weird that im not sending anything in directly related to ur work and asking for advice 😅😅 but i hope you have a good rest of ur day/ night !!

haha, don't worry about it! I'm not sure I'm the best person to offer advice on this since I'm just kind of writing what I want to write though, but I'll try and help.

What you mentioned about struggling to get thoughts down on the page - I think an element of it is probably feeling comfortable enough to put them down there in the first place? That and also having the words to know what you mean? Read around, listen to music, chat with people if you can and see if you can find stuff you resonate with and then pay attention to what it is and try to figure out why. And it can take a while to find the right words, so let yourself breathe.

Suddenly jumping into a project you've been hyping up in your mind won't come out pristine immediately, it might be a case of writing paragraphs once, then writing them out again beneath that but trying to improve on what you've already written with a thesaurus in hand. It might also be a case of listening to music that simulates the emotions you want to write out and then trying to articulate them in the moment. Also writing without thinking can help. Or writing exactly how you're thinking, I guess? It doesn't always work though, so I'd sincerely suggest trying to write some smaller things to start with or have on the side to help practice.

In terms of trying to find people to give feedback, I think interacting with other writers can help. I'm not the best person for this since I like being away from my computer/phone as much as possible, but chatting to writers off anon, or if your writing blog isn't your main one then switching to your writing blog to leave a comment or reblog and leaving notes in the tags is a really great way to show other people you're interested in acotar/tog and writing. If the idea of coming off anon to interact with writers is (like I find it) absolutely terrifying, you can always keep anon on but sign off using a specific pseudonym or emoji that will be recognisable! That way you can get used to chatting without entirely compromising your anonymity and hopefully become comfortable. Asking other people what they do to help them get their thoughts down too can help since you'll be more likely to find someone similar.

I'd also recommend that if your story is long to try planning it out roughly as chapters or bulletpoints so you don't have to store it all in your brain. Have playlists on hand or boards on Pinterest to look over.

I think it's great that you've posted a chapter though - if you have a project you want to do well it's so easy to get caught up in wanting it to be a good as possible that you never actually get around to posting it, so I think what you've done is a great start. If you're unhappy with it after a few months or so you can always edit, nothing's written in stone.

And if you want to write in again please feel free to! I promise it doesn't have to be about my writing and I would think other writers would feel the same. If you want to turn off anon that's fine, and if you want to use an emoji as a sign off that's cool too, you can work your way up to chatting more openly about the stuff you enjoy :)

Also, if anyone else thinks they have some good tips for writing, getting thoughts down, keeping up interest/motivation with a project please add them!

And anon if you want to send in a link to the first part of your story feel free to, or if you want to chat with me directly I'd be interested to have a peek at what you're writing? I love acotar but tog still has a special place in my heart so I'd love to read more content around it too. I know how scary it can be sharing stuff you've worked hard on :)

[s0ftl3]

hey, 🍓🦷 here

i've dabbled in nocon/dubcon fics because they help me feel more in control about my trauma with the subject (i'll leave if you're uncomfy with that fact) but i dont mind that you got defensive, i really should've worded things better :( in my low quality defense, i was rather high and words are not my strong suit when high 👎 but i would never tag myself on a noncon request or have it be my FIRST request to someone 😭😭😭 im not *THAT* insane (usually)

i hope we can be friendly and put this behind us and have a normal writer/anon work relationship 🤝

Oh absolutely we can be friendly. I’ve been reflecting over the past few days and realized I reacted very strongly. If you enjoy hat that’s fine and I’m glad it helps with your trauma. My point is I don’t want to be forced to write or be made to feel guilty for not liking it? And I know now that you were never trying to start anything or ask for noncon as your ask lol.

It’s mostly people who have never experienced something of that nature that romanticize it that bother me. Of course I’ll never know if someone’s experienced something like that because truthfully it’s none of my business but hopefully you get my point.

[tyxoxo]

Hihi any tips for a newbie for writing and posting it on Tumblr???, Luv your fics😻😻

i never thought anyone would ever ask me something like this 😭💕

okay lets seee ummm:

1. definitely tag your fics correctly!! i remember reading that tumblr only really cares about your first 5 tags and the rest wont really do much/show up (?) which might not be true, especially now that tumblr updates so much. but i try to follow that rule just in case!!

also dont flood the tags with other members that aren’t even in the story/don’t play a major role

[for example] : if you’re writing haechan smut dont put #jaemin smut in the tags, that’s annoying sksksksks

2. just write whatever comes to mind!! not everything has to be formal or super intricate. some writing blogs strictly do blurb/drabbles, some do full fanfictions, and some only write fics with oc’s. maybe try and figure out what type of blog you want to be.

also there’s nothing wrong with being a mixture of all of those^^ if that makes sense c:

3. try your best to leave warnings for anything that’s not super vanilla!!

4. make sure your fics show up in the tags after 24hrs! if not you might have to repost it and check again. i’ve had that happen before and for some reason it happens more when you post in the tiny/small font :/

5. don’t feel like you have to take requests to get interactions/following.

6. if you’re writing for clout, then maybe don’t write at all. caring too much about notes isn’t very healthy <3

but thank you for your kind words. hopefully this helped!!

[todayisafridaynight]

I Would Die If THAT Happened To Me But Also WHO DOES THAT... WHO JUST TAGS THE ACTORS!!!😭😭😭Mind your business...

I'm gonna be real it's only because of the Extreme curation of what I post that it seems that way😭300+ files in the art folder and I can count what I've posted on one hand... that ain't right... but it's not feasible to do that forever, so I am going to pray the average populace can handle A Transmasc-Presenting Nipple Or Two and be done with it :) Hopefully :) Nevertheless THANK YOU SO MUCH I do genuinely find your work gorgeous too and at the very least your secrets are safe with me :)

like on one hand i GET IT cause there are a lot of VAs who love seeing fanart of the charas they voice but still i was like...... no i cant ever be acknowledged please dont bother them......

oh brother of COURSE people can handle that- people love that from what ive seen even you'll be fine ( •̀ ω •́ )y but whatever you're comfortable with sharing of course ♪(´▽｀)

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#5

my mind when the pastor is preaching on the story of esther:

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55 notes - Posted January 9, 2022

#4

my mind when i’m boiling potatoes: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don-

58 notes - Posted December 5, 2022

#3

stabby stabby back day

traditions for the ides of march

buy a box of little caesars pizza and stab it 23 times

don’t call it tHe iDeS oF mArCh, it’s stabby stabby back day

DONT TRUST YOUR BFF

if anyone asks what SSBD is, throw back “wouldn’t you like to know, caesar?” threateningly, while holding a knife

stab all caesar dressing bottles (yes even the ones in the grocery store that you haven’t bought)

any time someone causes a minor inconvenience or doesn’t do what you want respond by saying “et tu, brutus?”

do. not. trust. your. bff. (it’s the one day they’re legally allowed to LITERALLY stab you in the back) don’t argue with me ik the laws of the land

110 notes - Posted March 15, 2022

#2

if this was my cat i too, like grandpa jo, would defend him with every nerve in my body and hide the body of a pet bunny rabbit he (allegedly!) killed

156 notes - Posted April 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i don’t think love at first sight is real. there is attraction at first sight or lust at first sight but not love. h o w e v e r i think what most ppl mistake as love at first sight is actually potential at first sight. yk when you meet a person and you start talking and the more you learn about them you start to tell yourself “i can see myself having a future with them. i can learn to love them. i can choose to love them” and i think that’s so much more powerful than love at first sight because it’s an active choice. you’re making a conscious decision and effort to learn about someone, flaws and all and maybe stay with them forever. you’re deciding that this person is it for you and you’re going to open your heart and hopefully they’ll open there’s to you as well. i think that’s 1000% better than love at first sight.

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[rrxnjun]

I AM GLAD I CAN BE ENCOURAGING🥹🥹 tbh u deserve so much more nice words about ur writings other than what i said before but sadly my vocab is too limited for that🥲💕 and ohhh god i actually can't imagine what it's like to be working on that many writings but it must be rough, like even with the fact that u probably have many other things to do probably makes it even more frustrating and hard! i actually can't imagine what that must be like so IM ROOTING FOR U THAT U CAN FINISH ALL OF THEM AND U WILL PUSH THROUGH IT!! and i'm sure that none of your work will disappoint!!!🥳💕💕

i'm very happy that u don't mind the asks!!! and thank u for giving me a tag, oh my, i feel very fancy with it!!🥹💕 although i would like to share it with u that it's funny that i ended up getting this german word as a "name" since i spent my night freaking out about the good news and then ended up just watching tiktoks about jisung😵‍💫 INSTEAD of learning for my german test that's coming up! very ironic in some way!🫡 (liebestraum anon💕)

no im convinced you are actually the sweetest human being on this planet 😭😭😭 dont worry about it,, your words are more than enough for me and warm my heart so much 💕💕 AHAHA i wouldnt say working on many fics at once is rough bc as far as im concerned its a standard practice among writers and im only finding out abt this opportunity 3 years into actively writing again LMAO so im honestly chilling, but it makes me frustrated sometimes 😭✋ thank god exams are over so i can focus on my writing now so hopefully the fics come out faster

GERMAN TEST U SAY OH NOOO im rooting for u tho u can do it !!!! I used to study german for like 7 years and my german knowledge is still very very basic so i get the struggle 😩💔 i am thinking of you tho!!!

[angstandhappiness]

True

Op's tags: @grumpiicries #uhh kratos i think you forgot to teach him how to swim uhhh

@plumelephant I loled hard at that scene, I could be completely wrong but I thought Atreus was a sickly child,, and then even after the 4th game fimblwinter was all there was.

@chaoticsomeone During this scene all my mind thinked about was "Kratos you stupid.. TEACH YA KID HOW TO SWIM NOT JUST FIGHTING.. HE'LL DROWN"

@wanderingtycho Cannot believe my boy is nearly 14 and can’t swim, they gonna laugh his ass out of Egypt

@irrevocablemushroomravioli Like they’re in a boat a lot, even in the first game. It never occurred to him “maybe I should teach this kid to swim”?

@grumpiicries @a-dope-fiend @mossmanismoss #THE ONE FUCKING THING HE DIDNT TEACH HIM#KRATOS MOST OF THE EARTH IS WATER#DUMBASS

@alyona11 #i have no idea how he didn't teach him to swim#tho mb after they killed baldur it was far too cold tbf 🤔

@notagaybastard #oopsie @briefcasejuice #HELP LMAO

@din-skywalker #he literally doesn't know how to swim 😭

@maj0rmayhem #i cant believe they forgot to teach him how to swim#it was so funny

@the-dormant-ocean #The fact that Atreus can pull the craziest moves while fighting but he can't swim is just peak comedy

@wrenchenthuziazt I love how it’s basically canon he can’t swim he just like me fr

@threi #DAMN i though it because#maybe it was TOO cold to swim :(

@blebeee #this kind of annoys me like#I dont care how good you are at swimming if you're suddenly dumped into a fast flowing river you're not going anywhere but downstream

@witcherplease #he’s just a little guy#my silly little boy

@fandom-blackhole #ok but you know how funny itd be if kratos forgot to teach atreus to swim?#like hes taught him literally everything else#but somethinh as simple as swimming was forgotten

@lokis-wager #Faye and Kratos live right by a big river and they didnt teach their boy to swim????#hmm but i wonder if this will have implications later?#well hopefully he'll learn to swim soon lol

@habunshu #tbh he was so frail and sick as a child that the cold water in very northern europe probably would’ve done him in#homeboy says he’s surprised he got to live life outside of his bed like i think he was never taught to swim before it all froze over due to#hypothermia concerns

@k4ik4yk04 #// HES LITERALLY SO FUCKING SILLY

@queenjayrogue Do forget the same thing happens in Alfheim when they fall into the waters their. Kratos has to swim over and grab Atreus. This man who spent 3+ (including prequel sequels like Chains of Olympus and Ghost of Sparta) SWIMMING and he didn’t think it was an important skill to learn?

I love how most of the game Kratos is all like “I have prepared the boy for survival when my time comes..” but then the first time Atreus is alone on an adventure he nearly fucking drowns and is just helplessly waving his arms around trying to stay afloat

[wise-the-will]

cym as random shit youve heard

im bored and i know ive already sent u a cym ask BUT LIKE IM BORED AND IDK WHAT TO DO SO HOPEFULLY U DONT MIND 😭😭

This is gonna be fun and I’m probably gonna tag way too much people-

NO NO I LOVE DOING THESE SEND MORE IF YOU HAVE ANY

You as “its a bisexual!! congratulations!!!”

Me as “ FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK”

@strangerbug08 as “Right before firework day”

@sophiliated as *me still processing the whole October*

@imapparentlycoolandfriendly as “I want so badly to make out with one of my mutuals. truth”

@gaypanicacademia as “why is my cat taking my spotlight”

@byliever as “I am mike wheeler”

@general-kj as “you’re still sexy”

@egguin as “Hope the bed bugs don’t bite”

@ghostgirlinsatin as “SOOOOOOOOFT”

@beepboop358 as “theres a lot more but my computer keeps gitching so uh- there may be a second installment”

@freedemon as “If I try to roast (not Physically) my cat, he is toasted.”

@teenage--wasteland as “I was just studying when my mind thought, “froggles” for some reason and I don’t regret thinking that.”

@034anatomy-class as “Shit, I can’t stop procrastinating”

[spacedlexi]

As an Amphibia fan, what you said about people hyping up the show as something it’s not had indeed bugged me quite a bit. Especially when it comes to Sashannarcy, while while fun... Is ALL anyone ever talks about, period. The Amphibian characters feel like a superfluous afterthought to both the fanbase and even the writers, given how they aren’t given the same level of depth and consistency as the human girls. And it can be a bit depressing to see so much of the show be ignored and unappreciated like that.

I’ve seen some people claim Amphibia is more character-driven than TOH, but as someone who’s seen both, I completely disagree; Amphibia has less plot but this doesn’t automatically mean it has more character writing, because most of the episodes are kinda standard-fare, slice-of-life plots in which a character ‘flaw’ is introduced and resolved within the same episode with no buildup in previous episodes. It doesn’t really feel like the Amphibians consistently make decisions and reactions building off of previous experiences. Their choices don’t feel informed by established character, instead more by whatever the plot-of-the-day needs.

ive also seen people make the argument that amphibia is more character driven than TOH but like... its not necessarily that its character driven. its "moral of the story/lesson of the day" driven because its an episodic show that sets up a conflict for the characters to overcome by the 3rd act and (hopefully) makes them evolve as a character. in amphibias case, and in the 1st season notably, the characters kinda learn the same lesson multiple times. or theyre inconsistent (hoppop having a wallet full of phony IOUs but also being known for trustworthiness, spring having no friends then ivy then everyone in the town loves him and he cant understand why one person doesnt like him). i think people get this confused with like Actual character writing and development. anne becomes more responsible and less selfish, hoppop becomes more open minded, sasha becomes less manipulative and more cooperative and nicer to her friends, etc. thats character writing and happens long term over the show

AGAIN i am also a fan i do think its a cute and fun show. its gotten laughs out of me. its gotten tears out of me. but there is definitely a disconnect between what the show actually is and how it is perceived to be online

youre right when you say there is an extreme focus on the shipping aspect. its why i thought sasha and marcy were going to be way more involved than they ended up being and it led to me being disappointed that theyre like hardly around. and honestly at least before more recent eps it kinda felt like they werent even very good friends to each other? and if that was something the writers wanted to develop and be like "hey they werent all that great to each other but theyre growing and now they treat each other the way friends should" then that wouldve been interesting but that mainly happens between sasha and anne, and marcy doesnt really interact much. definitely whiplash to watch the show for myself then go into the tag and see nothing but ship art. especially of the 3 of them together when again they dont really interact as a trio very much and it seems like most of the development is happening between anne and sasha and has been since the end of s1

i feel like im ripping into the show 😭 im sorry AGAIN I LIKE IT i just mostly feel disconnected from the fandoms interpretation of it

[seelestia]

I sent my last ask about me moving literally a few hours before you answered it :''D

But uhhh since you probs already know who I am just based on me constantly liking your posts and answers to my asks- might as well do a reveal before I go offline for a while :P

So--the blog that keeps liking your posts and asks is my main blog with the name "sarcasticqueerblob" which is a more personal/multi-fandom account that i have not posted a lot on as of recently

The blog that I do use for interacting with genshin posts (reblogging and posting genshin related posts) is called......(are you ready for this?)

....

It's called medeaheartly.

yes that's the same blog that I recommended you on a previous ask.

yes i did recommend you my own fic (pls im so shameless istg)

BUT PLS DONT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY- IT WAS ONE OF THE ONLY FICS I COULD THINK OF WHILE WRITING THAT ASK AND I DIDNT REALLY KNOW ANY OTHER FICS THAT BROKE THE SAGAU STANDARD :''''D

i swear I'm not as self-centered as I seem :'''D

forgive me (つд⊂)

and also- if u do check the sideblog, there's an announcement i just posted about the fic having to be paused cuz I am moving :''D

but if u look at the tags u might see something meant for u hehehe

BUT ANYWAYS- apart from my shamelessness and idiotic self-

yes I do acknowledge that I have the dearest privilege of that reserved spot, and yes I'm going to take advantage of it >:D (just this one time tho)

and as for my final final say as this might be my last ask, I will genuinely miss you my dear author, your answers to my asks and your posts are the things I look forward to and wait for everytime I open up Tumblr and I do actually kinda sad whenever I refresh my dashboard and not see you at the top :''D

(lil side note- I'd love to be moots but because my main isn't genshin centered, i'm not quite sure whether or not you'd like the content there :''D tho it's all just random reblogs and rambles atm) - Ever so forever yours, 👹✨ anon <3 (or you can just call me jae)

as soon as i saw your last ask, i just made it my top priority to respond asap because i wanted you to see my answer before you go offline 😭 aaaaa, i'm super glad i could catch you — somewhat? hehe!

yes, yes, i already know~ the funny thing is that i've actually interacted with your acc, @/sarcasticqueerblob before! like do you remember when i asked if i should write fluff or angst first sometime ago??? when i post rambles (non-asks or posts), i tend to respond/reblog if someone comments on them and you were there! i don't think you became my anon yet at that time, but i definitely remembered you <3

awww, dw, dw! i know some people feel vv strongly about self-promo — but i think everyone deserves to give themselves some spotlight once in a while (as long as they don't cross the line), you know? and you're not wrong, there aren't many c!imposter SAGAU fics out there, so i can understand where you're coming from! >:)

the angst in your request is astronomical per usual 🤌✨ AND THE TAGS. i feel honored that i got a special mention in your tags jfjejkfksek and no worries about your main blog~ to me, being moots isn't always about the content because even if our interests don't perfectly align, i'd still wanna follow you and know more about what you like! see it as a token of friendship of some sort, hehe.

and i'll miss you a lot too, jae! :( hopefully, you can come back in the future because i'll still be here 🫂 but in case you don't, just know that you're always in the back of my mind at all times! you have your own little corner in my brain, after all >:)