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Omega Radio for April 29, 2024; #375.
Insect Ark: “Youth Body Swayed”
Clarion Void: “The Top”
Brutus: “Love Won’t Hide The Ugliness”
King Woman: “King Of Swords”
Converge & Chelsea Wolfe: “Failure Forever”
Emma Ruth Rundle & Thou: “The Valley”
Paradise Lost: “Faith Divides Us, Death Unites Us”
Dyatlove: “Empty Lungs”
Jesu: “Sleeping In”
Hope Conspiracy, The: “Those Who Gave Us Yesterday”
Bloodsimple: “Straighthate”
As I Lay Dying: “94 Hours”
Better Lovers: “God Made Me An Animal”
Misery Signals: “Five Years”
Burn It Down: “Ten Percent Of The Law”
Poisoned Seeds: “Dark Clouds”
Foreign Hands: “Separation Souvenir”
Knocked Loose: “Don’t Reach For Me”
Rakefire: “A Song About Depression”
Will Haven: “Diabolito Pt. 1 & 2”
Swarmer: “God Damn”
Dommengang: “Society Blues”
New Dawn Fades: “This Night Has Closed My Eyes”
Pelican: “Tending The Embers”
Heiress: “Surviving You”
Low Spirits: “Surrender”
Baroness: “Rise”
Sedona Crystal Bitch: “Sister Of Doom”
Slower: “Blood Red”
Tenebra: “Scarlet Woman”
Agoraphobic Nosebleed: “Gnaw”
Deluxe metalcore, stoner, doom, and sludge.
#omega#music#playlists#mixtapes#Agoraphobic Nosebleed#Baroness#Hieress#Pelican#Dommengang#Will Haven#Knocked Loose#Misery Signals#Better Lovers#As I Lay Dying#Bloodsimple#Hope Conspiracy#Jesu#Emma Ruth Rundle#Thou#Chelsea Wolfe#Brutus#Converge#King Woman
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APRIL 29, 2024 (#375)
Insect Ark: "Youth Body Swayed" (***NEW) Clarion Void: "The Top" (***NEW) Brutus: "Love Won't Hide The Ugliness" King Woman: "King Of Swords" Converge & Chelsea Wolfe: "Failure Forever" Emma Ruth Rundle & Thou: "The Valley" Paradise Lost: "Faith Divides Us, Death Unites Us" Dyatlove: "Empty Lungs" Jesu: "Sleeping In" Hope Conspiracy, The: "Those Who Gave Us Yesterday" (***NEW) Bloodsimple: "Straighthate" As I Lay Dying: "94 Hours" Better Lovers: "God Made Me An Animal" Misery Signals: "Five Years" Burn It Down: "Ten Percent Of The Law" Poisoned Seeds: "Dark Clouds" (***NEW) Foreign Hands: "Separation Souvenir" Knocked Loose: "Don't Reach For Me" (***NEW) Rakefire: "A Song About Depression" Will Haven: "Diabolito Pt. 1 & 2" Swarmer: "God Damn" Dommengang: "Society Blues" (***NEW) New Dawn Fades: "This Night Has Closed My Eyes" Pelican: "Tending The Embers" (***NEW) Heiress: "Surviving You" Low Spirits: "Surrender" Baroness: "Rise" Sedona Crystal Bitch: "Sister Of Doom" Slower: "Blood Red" (***NEW) Tenebra: "Scarlet Woman" Agoraphobic Nosebleed: "Gnaw"
Spring isn't over yet at Omega Radio. We have a burner of a show this morning as we showcase three deluxe hours of new, current, and favorite sounds and artists from metalcore, doom, stoner, sludge, and more. From the usual suspects to first-time appearances on our show, we have it all here.
We're getting ready for another sizeable deluxe show in two weeks as we return with more new, current, and favorite sounds eager to unload while the season's here. Thanks to all tuning in, supporting, and following all things Omega and WUSB. We'll see you then.
May 13, 2024 (Midnight-3AM): deluxe Omega.
May 27, 2024 (Midnight-3AM): final deluxe Spring ‘24 Omega.
#omega#music#playlists#metalcore#stoner#doom#sludge#Agoraphobic Nosebleed#Baroness#Low Spirits#Jesu#Heiress#Pelican#Dommengang#Swarmer#Rakefire#Will Haven#Knocked Loose#Better Lovers#As I Lay Dying#Hope Conspiracy#Emma Ruth Rundle#King Woman#Thou#Converge#Chelsea Wolfe#Brutus
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screaming macaque; ink and watercolor
last weeks’s listening:
your heart breaks - the wrack line
suicide file/hope conspiracy - split
the mountain goats - the jordan lake sessions volume one
this bike is a pipe bomb - front seat solidarity
heavens to betsy - these monsters are real
phil ochs - in concert
ex youth - oakland intervention
lucinda williams - sweet old world
brook pridemore - glad to be alive
#macaque fanart#records#your heart breaks#suicide file#hope conspiracy#the mountain goats#this bike is a pipe bomb#heavens to betsy#phil ochs#ex youth#lucinda williams#brook pridemore#watercolourpainting#ink and watercolor
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i have one video i've been wanting to make about a certain splatoon lore topic so badly for some years now and i wanna do it soon. but every time i think about it i can feel myself going insane. there's so much i need to say. how do i structure this in a way that makes sense. does it even make sense at all. to me? god help me
#rassicas speaks#spoilers: yep its the water thing.#stares haggardly at mirror with my hands white knuckle gripping on the sides of the bathroom sink. splashes water in my face#i feel like ive cracked open a fucking conspiracy. ITS ALL CONNECTED ITS ALL FUCKING CONNECTEDDDDD I FEEL INSANE#stares at my corkboard with strings. punches wall#the water weakness is not as stupid and disjointed as everyone thinks and i have to prove it.#the disconnect between the west and JP in terms of acceptance of the water weakness lore is fucking insane#there's a video from a edutainment quiz youtuber in JP. not a splatuber mind you. that talks about osmosis and how it connects to inklings#the canon explanation mind you. this video has a million views!!!#a million fucking views!! its a video for casuals!! everyone knows inklings canonically die in water and the reason is related to osmosis!!#meanwhile if you bring up the concept of inklings dying in water on the western side with hopes to theorize according to canon lore#and i will. present the dev interview that outright confirms the reason is related to osmosis.#u know what happens. um actually they only die in fresh water! um no they dont die in water they just cant swim! DO U KNOW HOW INSANE I FEE#jp side has been speculating on how the osmosis thing actually works on inkling biology for years#and the english side cant even get over the hurdle that the water weakness is like. real undeniable canon#like i get that info is less accessible here. as i will prove. in my video eventually.#but holy fuck it makes me crazyyyyy when i actually do present stuff and ppl cover their ears anyway. this has happened a lot.
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House Husband
tw: somnophilia, consensual non-consent
Thinking about something happening with KORTEC that requires Konig to go into hiding indefinitely. Like full on faking his death, changing his name and adopting an entirely new personality.
That personality namely being your new husband.
When the team reaches out to you about the notion you shoot it down immediately- your job is to help create new identities. Passports, ID's, entire backstories to be slipped into government databases as if they had been there for years- but not playing house to a 6'6 Austrian in your sleepy suburban home.
Eventually you acquiesce, making a marriage licence and a believable story for your neighbors about the sudden appearance of the man who looks over your shoulder each time you open the door.
Thinking about how he accepts this new reality almost immediately and with little to no complaint. You'll expect to clash with him daily but instead you wake up to the smell of coffee and breakfast in the morning with him already doing the dishes. The contract killer is entirely too comfortable playing husband and wife because why shouldn't he? He's spent his entirely life being a complete recluse and now he's close quarters with a beautiful woman and a wedding band on his hand for God knows how long instead of waking up as the asscrack of dawn to run drills- he'll be milking this for as long as humanly possible and as far as you'll allow him.
It's slow at first. He's tentative- trying to see where your boundaries lay with him. When a well-meaning neighbor shows up on your to ask about your wearabouts, you feel his hand slither around your waist- eyes boring into the person standing in your doorway until they leave. Days later when you leave the house for work he insists on walking you out to your car and pressing his lips to your cheek is a chaste kiss goodbye with a promise that you'll have a good day at work. That's what a good husband would do, after all!
A week later he asks to stay in your bed- the measly twin in the guest room has done nothing but aggravate old injuries and cause a twinge in his back. You feel so bad seeing this downright gargantuan man try to fold himself into such a tiny space that you allow him into your own- pleasantly surprised when you wake up to his broad chest as your pillow and firm arms wrapped around you in the dead of night as well as his insistence that he sleep on the side closest to the door, lest anybody in search of him breaks in while you sleep.
You rationalize the sensation of his tongue greedily ravaging your cunt as it pulls you from your peaceful slumber because isn't that what good husbands do? What kind of man would he be if he left you wanting? Maybe he'd notice your lingering gaze or heard your muffled moans in the shower as you tended to your own desire spurred on by this kind-hearted but still dangerous shadow that had happily clung to you for the past month.
It's all you can do in return to spread your legs wider and curl your fingers in his firey hair, meeting your husbands eyes as he groans at your taste.
#konig x reader#konig x you#miss my cod era#actually I'm obsessed with this idea now#conspiracy theory weirdo wife and obsessive murderer husband. now kiss#tbh this is incredibly tame and there's no mention of actual smut until the last paragraph but! I'm putting those warnings there-#-for everybody's sake of comfort <3 love y'all hope life has been kind to you kiss kiss kiss#no spell check just throwing this blurb to the wolves
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*looks at tinfoil hat*
...Seriously, look at Ambessa's concept art.
Now look at Rel.
Look at Mel and Jayce separately.
Now look at Rell!!!!
Could this all be a coincidence?????????????
#arcane#league of legends#rell lol#ambessa medarda#mel medarda#jayce talis#arcane meta#meljay#jaymel#ever since that mel bonus feature was revealed i keep coming back to this#so much detail and time was put into Mel's character that they wanted to talk about it on camera#the threads are there with the black rose conspiracy but the whole web is just out of sight#if true i hope mel makes a better mom than ambessa *fingers crossed nervously*#girldad jayce too!
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i've just finished my s7 rewatch and it's kinda so funny to me how much discourse people created over every bucktommy interaction when their whole arc boils down to tommy being patient and vulnerable with buck and showing up for him. like when you are not wearing shipper goggles under the name of "analysis" and don't try to reverse-engineer every word and look and shot with utmost bad faith, that's what it is. a simple and sweet story of a new exciting relationship with a guy who's understanding and willing to show up. literally the two things buck needs from a relationship but never had with his previous love interests. they are kinda sickeningly sweet and well-communicating actually lol
#yall are too serious and too strict about a show being written two weeks in advance like i love this show but picking out bits and pieces#and trying to make it all fit a narrative is kinda doing too much no one in the writing room is being that deliberate or precise or#enigmatic with their word choices as they write for a prime time network tv procedural#sometimes when a joke is played as a joke it's a joke#when a character says a character is good for another character thats what they mean#this show does not require reading between the lines for subtext it's just asking you connect the dots with common sense#and it's okay if you dont like the execution you can just say that without trying to make it an issue of morality or becoming#conspiracy theorists#anyway rant over#bucktommy#they are so precious i hope abc doesnt mess up this once in a lifetime luck they struck with tommy and continue the overall#beautiful dynamic they captured in a short few episodes#tevan#911#also not saying this to bash any of his ex girlfriends i actually liked all of them for different reasons except for natalia who was#unfortunately just a blip#mimi.txt
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Can someone who is NOT a zionist tell me why Jewish people have so much conspiracy and hate? when did it start and why? how and why did it spread?
Preferably someone who is jewish or really knows what theyre talking about answer
#it might be silly to ask#but i see all these conspiracies like from every angle and its been going on for so long like#why!#how does it spread#like was it one guy who made another guy mad and you can pinpoint exactly when antisimetism conspiracies started#or is it bc religion?#or did it happen in 2 totally unconnected places? but how would it spread#im sorry im really high rn and i read that post#and like i know of the stuff said. not all tho i learned something new#but i realize i dont know why#like whats it mean that im ashkenazi dna on my moms side#maybe thats seperate convo idk#it really hittjn#hope it all make sense#oh shit i forgot to write tags#jewish#jewblr#jumblr#antisemitism#history#ashkenazi#question
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It probably won’t (it will)
#hallariel seacaster#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#you guys don’t get it. the fallinel trip. the trip. something about the trip. (gesturing to an empty conspiracy board)#the world is ending and the only thing that can save us is three middle aged mothers in love with each other#but in like a weird way where they really probably shouldn’t date#I cannot express how funny I think it is to pretend Sklonda Gukgak has a crush on Hallariel Seacaster#they are absolutely not compatible in any way#sklonda watching hallariel start a house fire while making breakfast and thinking ‘I need to kiss that strange woman.’#they would never happen in a million years but that’s the fun of it#on the other hand Sandra Lynn and Sklonda are actually soulmates and it’s a wonder to me that they haven’t fallen madly in love yet#but I’m patient and hopeful#telling me anything about the fantasy high parentcule is like letting a starved cow loose in a maize field#you can’t just show me a bunch of deeply flawed middle age parents and expect me not to make them all kiss each other y’know??#fantasy high#d20#sklonda fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#d20 fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#the bad parents#polyamory#d20 fhjy#fantasy high junior year#undescribed#my art
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i also love a folk hero, but preemptively convicting this dude in the spirit of celebration still puts you on the side of the prosecution. you’re publicly agreeing with the nypd. you can see that, right? like for the love of god please cool it with the redpilled podcaster sounding conspiracy theories, but a simple “well i don’t know, it seems to me he could be just some guy” even if you’re winking while you type it is the exact ending to this we’re hoping for. reasonable doubt in the court of public opinion. jury nullification starts with you.
#i don’t know about you but i know a lot of people with high end backpacks who like creative writing about current events#i personally prefer to carry cash when i travel#i do hope it goes to trial with oj simpson levels of national attention#so that the whole dirty insurance industry can get aired out on national tv#but such a shame that a promising young man who just likes jackets and mcdonalds has to be unfairly charged for that to happen#i’m not kidding about the conspiracy theories though like use your brains but also use the word ‘suspect’#uhc ceo
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Omega Radio for March 14, 2020; #222.
Harvey Pekar “Tittering Smoke”
Prayer Group “Code Black”
Sunstroke “Revival”
Great Falls “Kettle Logic”
Agenda “Life Left Behind”
Cancer Bats “Inside Out”
Help “The Devil Is A Snake”
Verdun “L’Enfant Nouveau”
American Nightmare “Life Support”
Buildings “Sit With It”
Horsewhip “Fires”
Exhalants “False (St)art”
Remote Viewing “Whitney Houston, We Have A Problem”
Divide And Dissolve “Prove it”
Human Impact “November’
Big Business “Heal The Weak”
Keelhaul “39F”
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs “Reducer”
Anywhere But Home “We Should’ve Stayed Strangers”
Drug Church “Blissed Out”
Less Art “Mood 7 Mind Destroyer: Guilt”
The Body “Myth Arc”
Pinko ‘Spit On The House”
Faking “Less & Less”
(J.J. Paradise) Players Club “The E.M.P.”
The Hope Conspiracy “They Know Not”
Caspain “Vision Blues”
All twos. Noise rock, doom, sludge, stoner, and metalcore volume.
#omega#music#playlists#mixtapes#noise rock#garage#psych#Harvey Pekar#American Nightmare#Buildings#Horsewhip#Remote Viewing#Divide And Dissolve#Human Impact#Big Business#Keelhaul#Drug Church#The Body#(J.J. Paradise) Players Club#Hope Conspiracy
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SO LIKE. As much as I roll with the Emanator of Elation Sampo theory, I do have. Some doubts about this specific instance of it. Not that I think Boothill is lying, or that I think Sampo isn't an Emanator, but I wonder if the person Boothill actually met was Sampo.
Just! Sampo is so careful. The only reason we even knew he wasn't of Belobog was due to a dialogue-dependent fourth wall-breaking dream sequence that no other character could have seen. It took a missable dream bubble in an out-of-the-way spot that was seemingly left only for the trailblazer at the very end of a side mission just to confirm him as a Masked Fool. Like it's not just the fact that Boothill mentions this person being an Emanator. It's that he knows they're also a Masked Fool, which is also something Sampo is incredibly dodgy about. Sparkle even seems to call him out on this in her party join line fjkdjaskldj
((But also, Boothill, baby. WHY were you trying to get them drunk????))
And regardless of if you believe him when he calls himself an old timer, he obviously has a lot of experience in doing what he does. He knows what he's doing, he's good at it, and he is viciously capable and competent, unfortunately for his victims smhznskdn
So it just. Feels very unlike him, for him to let his guard down enough to not only let himself get drunk in front of Boothill-
a total stranger btw whom Sampo has absolutely no reason to trust, and a dangerous Galaxy Ranger to boot who has plenty of blood on his hands and a significant bounty on his head
-but to get SO drunk that he lets loose the secret that he's an Emanator.
When Boothill brings this up, he mentions that if Emanators were obvious and known at a glance, it would lead to atrocities. And for as much as Sampo is disliked by his victims (there's an entire anti-Sampo organization in Belobog JFDKLASJFDL), it's all for fraud. He's wanted by the IPC as an intergalactic thief. He scams people out of their money, and only rich people at that. That's mostly all that he's known for. Nothing he does is violent, even though Sampo surely has the capacity to inflict a lot of harm.
And I don't mean that he's exactly a pacifist or anything; Firefly comments that Sampo seems like a highly skilled covert fighter. His voicelines make it sound like he enjoys combat- hell, his ult line makes him sound like a hitman. I like to hc him as being a pretty high ranker in the fighting rings at the World's End Tavern, like we see in the Simulated Universe occurrences.
But I don't think he would enjoy being the cause of uncontrollable violence and bloodshed.
Like yeah he's a dick who scams people on the regs for funsies, but he has lines he refuses to cross, which we see a lot of in how he interacts with Sparkle. More than just not enjoying it, I think he would hate it if he were found out and it caused an incident, especially since he seems so endeared to Belobog and her people now and it looks like he plans to return there. He wouldn't want to bring any of that back to them.
So I just can't imagine him carelessly fucking up bad enough to out himself to a random stranger that could easily put a bullet right through his head.
Sparkle maybe could, though.
Because as we find out later the dreamscape had expanded FAR beyond what it seemed, far enough that the trailblazer had been dreaming since the warp jump in. Most people enter it unknowingly, and don't realize they're already dreaming when they think they're still awake. Boothill and Dan Heng should have already been dreaming during their exchange on the Express that started all this.
And as long as someone knows they're dreaming, completely changing their appearance is easy, even for the common layman. We see this with a couple of NPCs and also Sparkle herself, with her (in)famous impression of Sampo.
Thank youuuuu Sparkle
And yeah, the trailblazer and almost all of the other characters wouldn't know about the expansion until near the very end. None of them realized they were dreaming even outside of their dream pools, and surely none of them would think to be suspicious of another person's appearance outside of the dreamscape like that.
But Sparkle has a script from Silver Wolf.
She knew all the secrets of the dreamscape, and she knew them from the very beginning. There would have been nothing stopping her from appearing as Sampo in front of Boothill and spilling all his secrets.
And she apparently has a long-standing history with Sampo, including trying to get him in on her own much more fiery and aggressive version of Elation.
Maybe all Sampo needs is to be outed as an Emanator, and then when all the violence and bloodshed catches up to him, then he'll finally understand! ദ്ദി(。•̀ ,<)~✩
#honkai star rail#hsr#sampo koski#hsr sampo#sparkle#hsr sparkle#hsr hanabi#boothill#hsr boothill#tbh I doubt Hoyo put this much thought into it- Boothill did say he only found out by sheer luck after all#but it's such an entertaining conspiracy theory for me JKFJASKLJD#Sparkle sucks so bad I hope she commits atrocities <3#she should show up in Belobog. at least just to give Sampo a heart attack and finally rile him up out of his customer service act.#it would be funny#her relationship with him makes me chew concrete AUGH#HOYO GIVE ME MORE OF THEM PLEASE OTL#if it turns out Sampo really IS an Emanator of Elation and the Fools know it that makes all the disrespect he gets like x10 more hilarious.#you guys that is the MOUTHPIECE of your GOD that you WORSHIP and you are grilling him for his religious views (Giovanni)-#- and backstabbing him (Sparkle)#I hope Aha treats him in a similar manner#God's favorite little chew toy uwu#and also my favorite little chew toy#I am going to shake him until the squeaker breaks!!!
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Uh oh.
Kalina couldn’t say her conspirator’s name.
But in her last moments she did say
Ragh Barkrock.
#i hope it’s not lydia…#maybe somebody else connected with ragh?#i don’t wanna go full conspiracy on porter but he was ragh’s teacher so maybe?#this is me grasping for straws cause i like lydia#dimension 20#fhjy spoilers#d20 fhjy#fhjy#dimension 20 spoilers#d20 spoilers#fantasy high
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tell me again how famous those battles were?
redraw of something i did in 2016
#haikyuu#battle at the garbage dump#hq!!#conspiracy lvl: art#karasuno#nekoma#this did in fact kick my ass#i really struggle with composition#like i KNEW where i wanted the light to be coming from#but then i realized it meant the eye would be drawn away from the main subject#idk if i executed it as well as i hoped but#at least im better than 8 years ago LMAO
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thank you for blessing us with twst pokemon au i appreciate it greatly. if i may ask you a question
how does one read book 7 without selling their soul to the deep dark web. i've been wanting to read the other parts for a while but i can't find a place with all the chapters. i've seen translations on youtube but i don't think they have all of them?
(also why'd you government name mickey like that on your last post what did he do)
thank you! :D
I'm not really sure where to find up-to-date main story translations, so opening it up to the floor for other people to chime in! for reference, the latest release in JP was episode 7 chapter 6 on December 11th, which covered 7-88 through 7-100. fingers crossed for more in February...but that's where we're at right now!
(Michael knows what he did)
#twisted wonderland#(the real answer is that i just think using his full name is funny)#(ala donald fauntleroy and george g. geef)#i am once again forming baseless conspiracy theories about the schedule#the rest of january is going to be kind of a light month for us between master chef and then magift ruggie#which makes me hope it's leading up to another big drop next month 👀#it could mean nothing i am just eternally thirsty for more episode 7#but look at that nice big gap between cater and azul's birthdays where it could fit riiiight in...#god i don't know what i'm going to do if they drop more story cards though#i have to save for sebek and silver's birthdays!#i am finally having some luck again with getting the diasomnia birthday cards and i want the streak to continue#this concludes another edition of rambling about my personal gacha woes thank you for attending#joseimuke games are serious business
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Mumpearl Drabble please :3?
His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo. His name is Mumbo Jumbo.
PearlescentMoon has gone by many names: Peril. Farmer Queen. Santa Perla. Madre de Girasoles. The Great Lunar Neighbour. Even Moonatrix Octa. She was no stranger to deification. She'd been worshipped by a wide variety of people. By her own Helianthias, by the Harengons of Sanctuary, by Jeremys of Stratos: and, now, even by The Order of Octa. And yet, out of all these followings, out of all these flocks of religions, cults and sects dedicated to her image… there was only one she was interested in. The Mooners. Or, rather, its founder. And his name was Mumbo Jumbo. She had to admit, it was odd. She’d been worshipped by countless mortals throughout history, but this wasn't just another mindless devotee, no, before that, he had been someone she'd known; somebody she'd loved. A friend. Before he had been a Mooner he had been apart of Boatem. He still was. It was surreal to see the same man she'd laughed with, the same man who had teased her and taught her what it was like to love and be loved and be human… worship the very thing about her that wasn't. Worship the idea of her, worship the concept of a omnipotent, despotic rock in the sky, worship everything about herself she hated. She had hated being a goddess. That's why she had come to Hermitcraft in the first place. She was sick of being treated as a stagnant notion - something simultaneously too abstract to comprehend and yet something superficial enough to be classified by one word: perfect. She wasn't a person, just an idea. A deity. But Mumbo Jumbo had taught her how to be a person. No… he'd been the one who had made her a person. Or maybe he had just showed her that she had always been one. He made her laugh. Cry. Love. Hate. Learn. Live. Experience. He taught her how to feel, want, explore, be… he had showed her the wonders of this world, shown her that everything alive was sacred and unkillable, that this planet was alive and thus beautiful. He had made her fall in love with the dull world that she had grown to loathe over the centuries all over again. He had made her fall in love with him. And so, watching him fall in love, not with her — not with the genuine, real version of herself she'd become — but with postulated perception of herself she'd been trying so hard to unbecome? The dehumanized idea of what she was supposed to be? The version of herself he'd unwittingly taught her she wasn't defined by? It felt like death. It felt like she was dying. Was this heartache? Could somebody who never had a heart have it break? Pearl loved Mumbo. But Mumbo only loved the Moon. Not Pearlescent.
The moon had two faces; one of which was always hidden from sight. One face could never be seen the human eye. No matter how much they tried, no matter what they used — whether it be telescopes, binoculars, spectrometers, or observation stations… nobody could ever see the far side of the moon. Nobody could ever see her in full display. Only in facets; fragments. In some ways, Pearl resented this fact. Nobody could ever know her; not truly. Nobody could never know her in her entirety. What would happen if they knew the new Australian Hermit wasn't from Australia at all, but from the moon, anyway? No, actually, she wasn't from the moon, she was the moon. She was just the actual, literal moon. That big 'ol floating rock in the sky? The one rapidly plummeting towards their planet on a path set to destruction? Yeah, that was her. Well, not exactly her, but her divine shell, which missed its' goddess after she had taken mortal form so much it was trying to reunite with her by colliding with Hermitcraft�� Oopsie-daisy, yeah, my bad, sorry about the impending doom! On the slim chance they didn't immediately kick her off the server due to her very presence being a threat not only to everyone but the world itself's safety, what would they think of her, then? If the fact half of the Hermit's first instincts were to start cults around The Moon in response to its enlargement was any indication, something told her they wouldn't treat her like a regular Hermit anymore. They'd start treating her exactly like what she'd come here to get away from: a goddess. She wouldn't be Pearl anymore. She wouldn't have friends anymore. Just followers. She hated that sometimes she considered it. Oh, how easy it would be, to tell Mumbo she was the Great Lunar Neighbour he loved so much. That she was who he'd been unknowingly worshipping this entire time; she was his goddess. Her feelings for him would be reciprocated in a heartbeat. He'd love her in the same way she loved him; endlessly and entirely. …But he wouldn't. Not really. He wouldn't love her. He'd love the idealized idea of her he thought she was, this version of her he'd made up in his head. And even saying he'd love her would be a stretch… no, he wouldn't love her. He'd revere her, worship her, exalt her… but not love. Not in the ways mortals loved each other. He wouldn't love her for who she was, but for what she was. And, so, she wouldn't tell him. Because as long as he didn't know, there was still a chance he could love her; the actual her. She just had to be patient. Though it was times like this her patience really ran thin.
"I don't understand," Mumbo sobbed; the sound was hoarse, gravelly and guttural. He hadn't slept in… nobody knew how long, and the hysteric delirium of sleep-deprivation seemed to finally be catching up with him. "I — I did… I did everything right! I'm doing everything right, I don't — I don't understand what I did wrong. What am I doing wrong?" He cried. "Shh, shh… you're not doing anything wrong, Mumbs. You didn't do anything wrong. You're perfect. You've done everything perfect," Pearl consoled him, running her fingertips' through his hair in an assuaging manner, trying to coax him to calmness in the same way somebody might try to coax a crying infant back to sleep in the late hours of the night… which, was what she was doing, really, in a sense. His locks were unkempt, disheveled and sloven, bedraggled despite the fact he hadn't touched a bed for weeks. But even in his grotty state, to her, he was still gorgeous. He was still perfect. "Then why is she still mad? I — I made her a temple, I made her altars, I built her shrines, and — and — and — I even convinced Boatem to give up their beds! I even — I don't understand… I thought — I thought that would fix it… I thought that would make her happy, but she's still — is it not enough? Am I not doing enough..?" Mumbo sniffled as he looked at her with hollow, sunken eyes, a strange mixture of devotion and desperation on his face. His eyebags were so heavy they weighed down his cheeks' like an anchor, an anvil. "Can't she tell I love her? I — I just want to make her happy. I just want her to know — I — I just… I just want her to know how much I love her." Pearl's heart ached. I know. "She knows," she whispered, trying to keep her voice from hitching, trying to control her pitch. "She knows you love her. She… she loves you too. So, so much." I love you too. I love you so, so much. "No," Mumbo shook his head with a strangled snuffle, dismissing her words as nothing but empty consolations. He didn't know how true they really were, he didn't know they weren't just a friend's weak attempt to lift his spirits, but that they were a love confession from the very God he had devoted his entire being too. That she really did love him, too, more than he could possibly fathom. "If — if she loved me, she… she wouldn't still be upset. If she knew how much I loved her, she wouldn't be — she wouldn't still be causing earthquakes and stealing blocks, and — I just, I need — I need to try harder. I need to show her, I need her to know, I need her to see…" No, you just need to see. You just need to see it's me. I'm right here - why can't you see? I'm not mad. I was never mad. I could never be mad at you. I love you. Please, please, please… stop. I don't want this. I'd never want you to do this to yourself. But he never listened. He would never listen to Pearl; and the one voice he would listen to was one she couldn't admit was her own. It was infuriating… He loved her so, so much, too much, and yet he didn't love her at all. He could never love her while he still loved who she had been. Who had to be. He could never love her while his love for her was destroying him. It was killing him. And, so, it seemed there was only one solution. She had to make him hate her. She had to make him hate The Moon. She had to make him hate her as much as she hated herself. And with the fact he didn't already, despite the fact her old vessel had actively been spreading insanity amongst the Hermits, causing earthquakes and disasters, destroying the landscape? It would take some drastic measures. Lengths she didn't want to go to. But knew she had too. For his sake and her own.
When she'd abandoned her celestial form, she'd abandoned most of her deific abilities with it. Fortunately, not all of them. She had enough power in reserve to call upon a mite of her old body down to Earth; a meteor. Little more than an atom compared to her mass. But enough to serve as a teensy deposit of her powers she could tap into and exploit. Enough to influence those around around her with The Moon's voice. Enough to make it clear love wouldn't work. Enough to make it clear there was only one option.
"…'I must have them'? Who must she have? Who must she have? Is it us? Must she have me? Must she have Doc? Who? Who does she need…?"
"He who doth preach to us on the first day of the server… so doth shall be returned to dust first." "His name is Mumbo Jumbo."
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Make love, not war. But if love doesn't work… use war.
-- so. uh. you asked for a drabble. this is uh..... this is 1.8k words. i may have. i may have gotten a little carried away. approximately 18 times the requested length carried away. I'M SO SORRY. I AM....... SO SORRY. I GOT A LITTLE BIT ILL ABOUT THEM. I HOPE THIS IS OK LOL. ANYWAY. thinking about hc s8 mumbo and the moon's strange relationship......... what do you MEAN mumbo made a cult and a temple and a shrine completely dedicated to the moon? what do you MEAN the first thing the moon did when it gained control over ren and doc's minds was make them sacrifice mumbo jumbo specifically ? and then cub ALSO sacrificed [an imitation of] mumbo jumbo SPECIFICALLY to appease the moon ? the moon was JUST as insane about mumbo as mumbo was about the moon. mumpearl is real guys i don't know what to tell you they're obsessed with each other they're deranged yuri
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s8#mumpearl#mumbo jumbo#pearlescentmoon#hc mumbo#hc pearl#hermitblr#hermitshipping#hermitshipblr#hermitfic#fic writing#mcytblings propaganda#sugar's writing#my writing#writing requests#//#this is an au where pearl is the goddess of the moon (among other things) / the reason for Moon Big was her joining s8 !!#bc of this she is moonatrix octa! in this au there was no actual hermatrix bc pearl was reason for big moon . so hermatrix doesn't actually#-exist ! it's just a conspiracy ren and doc made bc theyre a bit silly and delusional . one she let them believe to throw them off#anyway. welcome to my most-fucked-up-love-triangle-in-the-world mumpearl mooners au#pearl's in love with mumbo. mumbo's in love with the moon. pearl IS the moon. but mumbo doesn't know she's the moon.#but also pearl ISN'T the moon. the moon is actually just the embodiment of everything about herself she doesn't want to be.#mumbo only loves the part of herself she hates. the mask she was forced to wear ...pearl's pysche is doing great with that information!#just dandy! (makes a cult murder all her friends in a fit of self-destructive mania)#the identity love-triangle shenanigans here are on par with miraculous ladybug. most doomed yuri ever#they're both unrequitedly requitedly in love with each other in the Messiest And Worst way possible. hope this helps!#if you wanted fluff ............ i Apologize
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