#Homestuck Epilogues Meat

[rinrirr]

she is amazing wonderful beautiful gorgeous stunning

[strilondism]

my equal, my mirror

[sadevergreen]

i’m finally reading the fucking homestuck epilogues and IM SO ANGRY ABOUT THEIR EXISTENCE. some parts?

also uh spoilers for homestuck epilogues MEAT? anyways-

i’m ashamed to admit but a bit funny and good! the piece as a whole as i get further into it? FUCKING SUCKS AND IN NO WAY RESEMBLES THE CHARACTERS INTRODUCED????!?!!!?!! i cannot understand why they made jane into a supervillain fascist while mentioning that she is (but definitely was, not is) extremely kind and empathetic. this. does. not. make. sense. fuck dirk i don’t remember him being this big of a tool?? poor jake he’s just a himbo quit hurting him !!! love dave and karkat. they vibe im enjoying them. john is so depressed please get this boy into therapy and on some anti anxiety/ depression meds. WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO JADE?!!?!!! yes she grew up alone on an island, with little to no reference to social interaction, but she’s not stupid. she’s incredibly smart, i think SOME PART OF HER would’ve picked up that her advances were not reciprocated ?? or understood that 85% or whatever of her advances not being outright rejected did not mean feelings were reciprocated. maybe her doggy senses helped her to smell emotion !! IDFK! maybe she could calculate how many of her advances were being reciprocated!!! so i find it unlikely and in poor taste that she has no issues with adapting socially to some things, but is completely oblivious to others. it’s one thing if she was still and kid and oblivious socially? but she’s an extremely social person that is simultaneously incredibly scientifically minded. she would pick up on things. she would notice when things were off. god i’m upset about her characterization. she’s 23, she’s learned a lot! not just how to sleep around, she’s picked up some social stuff! and i’m fine with that part- if that’s the path they think fits her, then who am i to judge! i think it’s actually interesting in set up! but not how they substituted it for awareness. i think jade could’ve been given idk some cool marceline treatment! except werewolf? cool floaty werewolf chick that plays bass! DONT TELL ME SHE WOULDNT BE MAKING INCREDIBLE ADVANCES IN SCIENCE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SLAYING THE STAGE !!!!!

anyways those are mainly my thoughts as of rn; i’m on part 22? i think john being wildly depressed makes sense and has so much weight. i think my boys strugglin. i think jade could be couch surfin and dating around while she tours and studies; no time to keep a fulfilling relationship in between because she’s forced to never be in the same place for too long. i love rose and kanaya, i’m just honestly not sure how to categorize my thoughts on them at this point in the story though. dave and karkat? love you guys you’re making this readable. dirk? choke on a dick. jake? get that dick. jane? stop.

[homestuck-book-club]

FINAL CANDY WEEK (END OF EPILOGUE!!!)

July 3rd - Candy 29-30 July 4th - Candy 31-32 July 5th - Candy 33-34 July 6th - Candy 35-36 July 7th - Candy 37-38 July 8th - Candy 39 July 9th - Candy 40-41

[disguisedcheezed]

Backlogs from last year, inspired from the fic puppet loosely strung by nutrimercenary.

I also have an older post that looks awfully the same as the 2nd image....

[vumigumied]

Very messy comic based on The Homestuck Epilogues bc their interactions are funny to me

[fortjester]

Hey Space Cadet (Beast Monster Thing In Space) by Car Seat Headrest vs. Dirk Strider (Homestuck)

[the-troll-book-of-mormon]

this passage means way more to me than any amount of davekat smut that they could have written into the epilogues.

"he believes he could spend forever with him, in any configuration, any type of relationship, under any conditions of confusion or clarity." holy fucking shit i could cry. he doesn't care what they are, as long as they are.

[sadafirmation]

If i will haveto draw hiss glasses i will draw him headless continuing decapitationjoke dmmdi

[lk1179]

I love him in every universe

[insufferable-homestuck]

bad ref sorry

[dabiswings]

i think its really funny that my hero fans are so pressed about the epilogues and i agree, yeah, they kind of suck. but theyre still miles better then the, dare i say it, HOMESTUCK epilogues.

your least favourite ship is implied to be canon? my favourite ship which was a canon lesbian couple before same sex marriage was legalized disolved in BOTH of the timelines.

a character you liked got an ugly haircut? a character i liked became a racist, facist, rapist.

your favourite character died? obama killed mine. canonically

bakugo didnt make top 10 pro heros? dirk literally became an incesteous transphobic villain who was writing/is still writing kind of the epilogues themself.

like yeah they suck but PLEASE you guys dont even understand the pain

[strilondism]

he needs his bro to tell him what to do

[cringefail-clown]

wait did ghosts who landed on earth c in the candy timeline disintegrate into nothingness or nah i didnt read the candy in full yet but it is an IMPORTANT info for me

[homestuck-book-club]

Candy Week 3

(Technically Epilogue week 9) June 26th - Candy 22 June 27th - Candy 23 June 28th - Candy 24 June 29th - Candy 25 June 30th - Candy 26 July 1st - Candy 27 July 2nd - Candy 28

[disguisedcheezed]

Old Ult dirkjohn comic I drew where John gets revived and gay shit happens.

(The "HEHE" part isn't included in the comic, that's just me testing the pen lmao.)