#Home Centre

[artschoolglasses]

Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃

[goldenpinof]

"all or nothing" dance for @simplydnp

[stubz]

late shift

Shuttle for Mars is departing now. Please keep hands, feet, tails, and other appendages clear of the yellow line.

‘Nice, finally get off work on time for once! Man is it empty, way less busy than the 5:45 one…

Are they sleeping? Please tell me they’re sleeping…’

“Snnrk…”

‘Oh good they are, oooh lots of empty seats next to them! Nice.’

The young human sits across the large figure and looks around.

‘Wonder why everyone else is sitting so far away from this guy? He’s not that much scarier than a Alteauh…OH! He’s an Orc! An actual Orc, oh this is so cool! Wait. Calm down, control yourself. Orc’s are people too, not some exotic animal in a zoo….he’s sooo cool looking tho!’

The human smiles and takes out their headphones and listens to some music and take in the view they see through the shuttle’s windows. From time to time they peek at the orc, can’t helping themselves from people-watching him.

Like what most humans imagined, he was huge. Easily more than 7 feet tall, with large calloused hands bigger than their head. He had large tusks but unlike the stereotypes he was well trimmed with well relatively kept hair. It would have neater had there not been dust in it. The orc wore dirty cloths and work boots. Beside them what looked like a tool box and bag.

‘Must be a construction worker or works in a trade’ they mused

‘Poor guy, he’s gotta be exhausted to sleep here. At least he gets to go home now.’

The shuttle shakes and with it so does the sleeping giant. Rocking side to side.

'That's not good.' They nervously slide off their headphones.

The turbulence increases until the sleeping orc leans too far and starts fall face first off his seat.

“OH SHIT!” Diving to their knees they manage to catch his head and shoulders.

“Mm?”

“You okay?” Damn he's heavy!

“Mmm…sorry.” Rubbing the sleep from his eyes he slowly got back into his seat, the turbulence now gone.

“No worries, I just didn’t want you to hit your head.”

“Heh, wouldn't be the first time I’ve done it.”

after rubbing his eyes a bit more and a crack of the neck he looks at them, brain finally working to some degree.

“…wait. You caught me?”

“Uh-huh”

“But you’re so small! Are you hurt?”

“You're not the first sleeping giant I’ve caught. I’m alright.”

“I am so sorry for that. I just finished working a 12 hour shift fixing the 1st and 3rd engine rooms and couldn’t help myself from dozing off.”

They whistle. “12 hours? No wonder you’re tired! If I were you I’d be in a coma.”

“Ah but surely you have a difficult job yourself. How else would you be able to catch me?”

“No, nothing like yours! I just work at a youngling centre.”

“The one on the ship?”

“That’s the one.”

“...YOUR ONE OF THE BRAVE WARRIORS WHO RISKED THEIR LIVES TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN??!”

“…you’ve heard of us?”

“Every orc and warrior worth their blade knows of your valiant deeds!! Tell me, what is your name??”

“Kim, uh and you are?”

“Fenrir. It is truly an honor to meet someone of your bravery and intelligence."

"Likewise! I've heard that the orc species are a true warrior race."

For the rest of the trip the two talked. Kim sharing how her and Max built such a safe room in the centre, which lead to the two realizing how similar each other's planets are.

"You have wind whirlpools as well? I thought they only existed on Bantor!"

"Well we call them hurricanes and tornadoes but yeah. Do you guys have hail?"

"Not where I grew up but nearby farther up they get a week or two of light hail showers during the fall. What about animals? Do you have reptiles bigger than an adult with large teeth and live in rivers? We call them darthrang."

"Oh we call them crocodiles!"

"Amazing! To think that your species live in a world much like mine!"

When the shuttle finally reached it's destination the two went their separate ways. A few days later they meet again, this time on the later shuttle. They sit and talk and create a routine of sorts where they became each others travelling companion for the trip to Mars.

One day however, Fenrir stopped coming. The human was saddened as she enjoyed his company but was soon surprised when seeing him at the centre.

"Kim! I've been transferred to stay on the ship so I won't be taking the shuttle to Mars anymore."

"Oh...well, as you know I only go home at the end of the week so maybe we can hang out now. Like eat lunch together or have a drink after work...or something like that!"

"Actually we'll be seeing each other everyday now. But if you don't get sick of me then yes, lets each lunch together."

"Great! But why will I be seeing you everyday?"

"Because after telling my family about you and the centre they've enrolled my nieces and nephews and younger siblings here...and I offered to drop them off and pick them up."

It was then that Kim noticed the dozen of orc children hiding behind Fenrir. The tallest and what looked the eldest of them stepped forward.

"Hello, I am Athea, uncle Fenrir said your one of the ones who saved the centre."

"Yes, my name is Kim. It's great to meet you AtheaaAA!" The orc girl pulled the human into a tight hug, lifting the adult woman off of her feet.

"Thank you for saving Nova." she mumbled into her chest.

'Ah, the Captain's daughter' Kim thought. "I was just doing what any teacher would do."

After a moment the human was put down and lead the children into the centre. The day went well. Fenrir's young family members were quickly won over by the humans, first with the saving of the centre, then with how they understood how wonderful their planet was rather than terrifying or deadly.

They were also greatly intrigued by how such a small species could survive in a planet that was thought to only be habitable to orcs.

"How can you carry us?" asked Thor, one of Fenrir's youngest brothers. "We're much bigger than a human child."

"Yeah but your not bigger than my cousins who are teenagers. Also just last month I had like 10 kids climbing on me. Two were tighalaxes."

"Your joking!"

...

"It that tumpon?!"

"Hm? We call it maafe, but it's also known as peanut stew, do you want some? It doesn't have any meat in it though."

"Guys Max has tumpon!! Can you tell Fenrir where we can buy the ingredients?"

"Of course. Finally I'll finish what gran gave me without having to gain 10 pounds."

And thus the first day ended on a high note! Now if only Kim could figure out why the children looked at her and nodded while talking to Fenrir...

So this based off of a post by @llamagoddessofficial about humans meeting actual space orcs. Sadly I can't find the actual post. but yeah, here u go, space orc and human meet cute

[livesunique]

Château de Chambord, Chambord, Centre-Val de Loire, France

[vhstown]

can we have more "cold reader warm hobie" fics it is so unbelievably cold in the uk right now im literally burning calories from shivering

[theosconfessions]

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)

@ohsosims

blake- riv, im leaving.

river- cmere [kisses] good game

blake- if i get the change to play,sure. hey if whats her name calls or tries to pick up nellie tell her no. nellie conned me into some afterschool field trip shit so.

river- wait. did you forget the name of the mother of your child?

blake- no i just.. a lot of shit going through my head, man. thats all

river- her names lucy.

blake- i know that. just a lot shit like i said. annddd youre upset

river- id just really hate to think about how you talk about me when im not around. like am i a whats his name

blake- dude..this isnt about lucy. be so for real right now whats going on

river- you dont have the time so it doesnt matter.

blake- i have the time for you , come on.

river- scarletts show started last night

blake- so what? missing your single days or something?

river- no just..i miss not having a baby attached to my hip but the single days not so much

blake- i promise that shit is going to be getting better. im going to get you some help when i have away games. or just games. we really have shitty timing on things.

river- i know. im ..what i was saying was..

blake- right. shut up blake

river- she was talking about how her and her ex broke up. so it just kinda reminded me that hey.you still talk to him

blake- i mean we play on the same team..for now. until one of us gets cut or traded man i got my head on straight though. you know you can trust me,riv. that was just a lapse in judgement

river- we were broken up. its whatever. i just wanted to give you a heads up.and yeah maybe it got to me a little bit. so.sorry fi i got shitty.

blake- you have dad brain. its fine. and im an asshole . so its fine. trust me riv, youre literally all i think about when a footballs not in my hand

river- i know i was just. i was being dumb. it just kinda rehashed some memories and

blake- yeah i know.dumbass kids. [smirks]

river- speaking of kids

blake- dude im no it.currently looking for houses. while throwing footballs.

river- you just get out more than i do. just if you see something on your way to the stadium nellies just getting tired of rooming with a baby.

blake- well im getting tired of rooming with a mouthy ass six year old

river- blake-

blake- im just fucking around..i got you.cmere. see you after the game

[edge-of-the-end]

happy new year’s eve, i gift you more rockstar energy roberta for your dyke jesslupe band aus xx

[anakinfallen]

tease tidbit tuesday

tagged by @jeeyuns @disasterbuckdiaz

i got inspired on my drive the other day listening to the everything to everyone ep and the idea has spent this morning harassing me to be let free

so i’m sitting at my desk at work typing it directly into this post so pls ignore any bad spelling or grammar

i have another fic im working on but i didn’t have time to grab my laptop this morning

anywayyyy here’s pining!Eddie with the working title of “what can i do (so you feel it too)” 😁

Eddie is basking in the glow of a good barbecue at Bobby and Athena’s lounging in one of the deck chairs, chatting idly to Karen and Hen when he feels a warm body of heat suddenly pressed up against his side.

Hen and Karen share an amused look while Buck presses his face into Eddie, sliding his arm under Eddie’s to lace their fingers together.

“Hey Buck,” Karen says softly, “where’s Natalia?”

“Bathroom,” he mumbles into Eddie’s shoulder. Buck had come to the barbecue directly from an overtime shift, only stopping to pick up Natalia on his way. He had started off the gathering with high energy, stopping to chat with everyone, and running around the backyard with all the kids but he had clearly hit a wall and is fading fast.

“Translation?” Hen asks, directing the question towards Eddie.

Eddie can feel the soft puffs of air that is Buck’s breath evening out as he verges on the edge of sleep against his shoulder. “Bathroom,” he responds, “but I doubt they’re sticking around much longer.”

As if on cue Natalia appears beside them.

im not sure who has already been tagged or not but i’m just going to tag the usual mutuals/people who might have something to share 😎

@shitouttabuck @ghostscowboys @organizedstardust @housewifebuck

[satureja13]

Winter Solstice - Part 3 Part 1 and 2 -> here

And so they decided to let Ji Ho be claimed by Caleb to make it easier for Vlad to claim him back... and because everyone thinks Ji Ho hit the lottery with Caleb ^^'

And then finally, finally Vlad and Jeb made their way back from the Otherworld! But where are their shirts?

They ran over to the temple. Hopefully in time! Ouf! Luckily Genji was quick-witted enough to steal some time. He started an argument with Lady Demon about that Ji Ho is his bonded and it's not legal to steal him away from him and give him to Caleb...

Vlad: "What is going on here?" (Vlad and Jeb really had no idea what is going on here. They went over the fence to the Otherworld and hadn't heard of Ji Ho since they travelled to the Tomarang with the ship from Selvadorada.)

Saiwa: "Gods, Jeb!" *hungry kiss* Vlad went to the altar to stop this madness: "Ji Ho is mine!"

Genji: "Hey, Caleb. How about we two share a coffin?" Genji is very clever. He started the argument with Lady Demon not only for Ji Ho and Vlad. He wanted to hit on Caleb ;)

Now that Ji Ho's rightful bonded is back, they decided to make their bond official in vampire terms so no one ever will question it again and try to claim Ji Ho while Vlad is in the Otherworld.

Ji Ho: "Let's go over to the sanctuary and fix your eyes..."

And that's what they did.

They undressed and kissed.

Ji Ho: "Claim me."

And that's what Vlad did.

Outtakes

When I added Vlad and Jeb to the household during Ji Ho and Caleb's ceremony, Vlad spawned there and looked so sad.

Poor Lady Demon. The lucrative deal with Ji Ho is called off. But she will get a pretty penny for setting up Caleb with Genji too ;)

And finally Vlad asked Ji Ho to be his boyfriend. Vlad: "From now on, no one will ever touch you again." Ji Ho: "But I want you to touch me." ... *sigh*

From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest 🛺 'Home crappy Home' from the beginning ▶️ here 📚 Previous Chapters: 🌴 'The Expedition' from the beginning ▶️ here 🎤 'Putting the Boys Back together' from the beginning ▶️ here 🥀 'Disbandment of the Group' from the beginning ▶️ here

[stromuprisahat]

Too considerate fiancé ally

Siege and Storm- Chapter 21

Malyen skips his watch, gets smashed instead, and Alina almost dies. Nikolai finds out, when Alina sends for him to discuss her "lead" on the Firebird.

Why is Nikolai ~nice~ to him? Considerate?

Malyen's acting like an asshole towards Nikolai, Nikolai suffers him for Alina's sake, okay, but why is everyone kind to him?! It's not even passive-aggressive! He's not some baby to be coddled!

With all due respect... which is none, since this is a prince of Royal blood talking to a nobody drunkard, who just failed his one and only official task, effectively endangering the future of the whole country.

Nikolai is incredibly tactful, so he receives snide barb in return.

During this whole scene, Nikolai's acting like a perfect gentleman, letting Malyen's misbehaviour slide for Alina's sake. In return, she think him all too happy to exploit her weakness.

Y'no what? I want Alina to SEE the difference!

That perhaps she doesn't need to be treated like shit. She doesn't need to feel alone, while waiting for scraps of negative attention. It's about time she started to value HERSELF a little. If you need a love triangle quadrangle (and don't have the balls for twisted adoring ETL), at least let the girl pick someone who's kind to her.

[tmae3114]

this is the point in the quest where I both laughed out loud and became abruptly filled with further dread about just what must be coming if they were giving us this much funny dialogue before it happened

[aroacesigma]

so many bsd characters seem to have a lot of their characterisation and experiences centering around their ability, but sigma seems mostly apathetic to his own ability - he doesnt list it as his strength in that one character profile that came out recently , he just says hes a hard worker and mostly useless at everything else . and hes always describing himself as pretty ordinary. which really is the exact opposite of how pretty much everyone else sees him as just the thing that comes along with his ability

[stubz]

Log date 510: today human Max is not here and that is disappointing as I have tremendous amounts of fun when he is here

Log date 511: human Max is still not here, maybe he is sick? I will ask Giver what helps humans get better when sick and then have my drone deliver it to him!

Log date 515: …human Max is still not here and it is the end of the week as he would call it…I miss him

Log date 518: Human Max is here! I have missed him greatly for he is the most fun one! We will play catch and build and draw and, and…human Max is sad today…

Log date 520: He is still sad. He plays catch and draws and builds but is still sad…this is not fun for me. He is not fun.

Log date 522: ….human Max lost his Giver. His Giver was hit by a transportation vehicle and died in the medical bay. He couldn’t say good bye as he is here and she was light years away in Earth…

Log date 522-b: I told Human Max he is not fun. That he is sad. He lied and said he was okay and forced a smile. I told him he is my favourite because he is the most fun but it’s okay to not always be fun… I asked him about his Giver and he told me stories of her. Soon everyone sat down to hear the stories and still stayed when he cried.

Log date 523: Human Max will be gone for a while until he is better. I miss him because he is fun but I want him to be better because I have the most fun when he is feeling well. He lost his Giver and that will take a while for him to be okay…and I will wait patiently for that

[deus-ex-mona]

thinking about how the 3 sukiitai cover couples seem to follow a similar pattern… l i k e

ariken:

dude confesses -> gets rejected -> ✨happy end!!!✨

nagihiyo:

dude confesses -> gets rejected -> uni arc pending??

koyuryou:

dude confesses (?) -> gets rejected (?) -> ??? [we are here]

[thesunsethour]

important to note that last night's riots in dublin were not solely xenophobic, they were also explicitly racist. once the news came out that it was a brazilian immigrant who helped to save that little girl in Parnell Sq there were still hundreds of bigots online and in person saying that "it's not that type of immigrant we're protesting against". they of course mean a white immigrant.

my mother was not born in ireland. i am the daughter of an immigrant. but because i am white, because i have an irish surname, i'm not that type. these rioters don't care about the women and children of ireland they claim to be protecting. they don't care about the wording of immigration legislation. they are racists, they are bigots.

words fail me. the vicious hatred last night was as a result of years of our justice system allowing far-right, bigots to get away scot free.

the city is still reeling. i hope people are going to stay safe this weekend

[lightasthesun]

just wanted to thank everyone that's been encouraging me or offering some kind of support the last few times I talked about getting a cane... because I went and got one today and I didn't think it would make that much of a difference. I underestimated how much it would change for me.

So thank you <33