#Home Alone AU

[nymime]

I just can’t stop the thought of Steve as Kevin of Home Alone man.

A little Steve who was blond in his childhood but with the years he got brunette. (like his mom, she was also blonde in her childhood and on her 14 got brunette.)

A menace who is smart in his own way, creating home made traps for the assholes that tried to get in his house, afraid but putting a big boy faceted to beat those thieves of stealing his house, be sassy when those criminals got catch by the police (the old police chief loves him despise his family name, always go to watch him time to time even after he retired). Big dysfunctional family who treats him like trash, big brothers and sisters that he don’t talk with, cousins of his same age who he barely bear them sometimes, a mom who forgets him for stress with the rest of her husband family side, an incompetent dad who is focused in be cool and respected by his brother who is a major asshole. Scared of the homeless man who clean the streets and have a really scary expression according to him, befriend the crazy pigeon lady of the park, who ‘adopts him’ like a pigeon, giving him candies, hugs and funny stories to make him laugh.

And just the party + plus the young adults + older adults finding out cause the old crazy pigeon lady randomly hugged Steve and he hug her back, smiling like a child again when the lady gives him candies and a pat in his cheek, calling him her “sweet pigeon baby” and then just ignored the rest while walking away. The old retired chief who didn’t notice hopper (who in its moment was the one who replace him back them) but he approached Steve with a smile of a grandpa, patting his shoulder while asking him if he captured any other thieves those days, an amused look in his old eyes as he walk away without greeting Hopper cause he didn’t recognize him, to focus in the kid who considered family.

And then just Hopper ask the new chief, Powell, what the fuck is all this about, and the man just give him a huge archive with all the case. Eleven decide to do spooky telepathic magic to see those memories by seeing the archive, and everyone just looks like “:O”.

[jtl-fics]

So my brain went "how can I make a Home Alone aftg au" and then a light bulb went off above my head bc the best and only way to do a Home Alome aftg au is for it to be FF and I got stupidly happy thinking about it and needed to share lmao

-imperfectcourt🧡

You can't LEAVE ME HERE WITH THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Who are the wet bandits?

Now I'm just imagining Wymack being on the plane relaxing and then being like "KEVIN!" and Kevin, two rows up, is like "What?" and Wymack is like "Oh great, we brought you."

It's only when they land in France that they realize "SMITH."

[softestaries]

Okay, but a Home Alone AU where Walburga and Orion accidentally leave Regulus behind when they go on holiday to New York, and he wakes up alone in the house like 'damn, should have seen that one coming, always the spare'. Sirius is already in New York visiting the Potters, and Freaks The Fuck Out when he realises his parents forgot his baby fucking brother who he's fairly certain has never cooked a meal in his life. Cue Sirius and James frantically trying to make it back to London in time for Christmas.

Meanwhile Barty and Evan attempt to rob Grimmauld Place, and Regulus interrupts their grand plan by opening the door to invite them inside like 'take what you want, just don't touch my room'. To which Barty and Evan exchange concerned looks like hey what's up with this depressed ass kid? Why is he here all alone? Why's he offering to give them the combination to his father's vault where there's literal diamonds? Why's he telling them how much each family heirloom is worth? what the fuck? And Regulus just shrugs when they ask him about it like 'well my parents evidently already took everything important with them on holiday, so.'

And It's at this point Barty and Evan decide they're adopting Regulus.

On Christmas day, James and Sirius burst through the front door to discover Barty, Evan and Regulus all planning to rob the rest of the street.

[2-many-ideas-help]

thinking about batfam kevin again so heres some points for the au

- im calling the au gargoyle in the belfry (GitB for short

- kevin goes by gargoyle. hes mostly behind the scenes but he still can and will fistfight joker and win

- expanding on that: hes still trying to find a way to “accidentally” get joker out of the picture for good. hates that clown.

- one thing that stays constant across all batman x home alone aus is that kevin absolutely despises the joker i guess

- access to the wayne’s resources has only made his traps more concerning

- he still makes lower-tech traps like we see in HA1 (mostly to catch those who were expecting super high-tech security off guard)

- he strapped a chainsaw to a roomba once

- the Choomba (chain roomba) was retired after 10 minutes because it nearly cut dick’s foot off

- his costume’s fairly simple. grey helmet styled after the traditional bat-like gargoyles, dark grey suit, grey trenchcoat with green patches to mimic moss

[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes Mall Santa: Now, what could a young wizard like yourself want? Harry Potter: Santa, I need your help. I need my family back. Mall Santa: Back? Where has your family gone? My reindeer can get an announcement read out to call your family to you. Harry Potter: No! My wish for my family to disappear was granted. I need you to reverse it.

Insp: IMMFD

[local-littleguy]

or: the home alone au church scene, except Tommy reverse adopts invites his new big brothers to beat some dudes up!! poor wet bandits they’re abt to get blood for the blood god’d

like the shovel scene? they pin Tommy up, and then techno appears behind them and is like “HEY NERDS” and they turn around and he is holding a baseball bat with a wicked grin and yells “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and then hits them with the bat

[gauzyfruitcake]

Connor has trapped the notorious deviant leader in Carl's mansion. Now, he just has to get him out. 

Written based on some notes from @frankedz about Markus laying traps for Connor like he’s in Home Alone. Thank you for the inspiration!

[zu-is-here]

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[thelone-copper]

WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????

He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl

ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭

[clownsuu]

DUDE LOVELIE ROB IN MOB AU?!?!?!!!!!! 💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

D a m o b a u -

(Last human photo is normal Lovelie)

I was thinkin about what Mob Lovelie would be since it’s basically a requirement for me to make any new character have a part in it LMAO. For them I think the most appropriate would be them as a spy- a very good one at that since he is not bound to gender roles n shid and have a very thick track record of being a manipulative asshole KDJDHD

She can get any info they want- and with their skills in photography, can use it for the mob’s advantage in deeds or even blackmail

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[mkarchin713]

Or, hear me out, Vlad falls in love with the Sad Trechcoat man and never returns to Amity, as he has decided to stalk his new obsession.

Deathstroke kept working at the lock on the upstairs window while talking to him, calling him "Nightwings secret son" in the creepiest voice Danny has ever heard as Danny watched him from the computer monitor. This guy had been trying to break in and kidnap Danny for days but the house keeps fighting him off and Danny was on his very first stay-cation away from ghosts. He wasn't going to deal with this wierdo if he could avoid it.

He had put a lot of work into setting this up. He and Jazz had convinced thier parents to go to a two week occult conference in Fawcett City and leave Danny home alone while Jazz was off taking collage classes in Central City in hopes that it will help her get into her dream collage when she turns 18. Danny even sent Vlad on a while goose chase that sent him into the path of that trench coat guy people kept warning him about before shutting down the portals.

Danny refuses to let all of his effort go to waste and the house is pretty well defended so he decided to just use this as entertainment as he munches on dry cereal.

They didn't have any popcorn in the house and he's not leaving with captain crazy still out there.

Eventually Danny gets bored and @s Nightwing on Chirper simply telling him that Deathstroke was trying to kidnap him and it has something to do with Nightwing. He sends him a fail compilation video of all the times Deathstroke failed to get into the house and getting progressively more angry. The last video showed Deathstroke absolutely enraged.

Danny thought that Nightwing probably had a similar situation with Deathstroke that Danny himself have with Vlad and that he'd laugh and show it to all his superhero friends and they'd mock him together.

He was not expecting half of the batclan in Amity Park 3 hours later. Nor was he expecting to get kidnapped by the bats the moment he was out of the house.

He was most upset by everyone calling him a dick though. Was what he did really that bad? Talking back to adults usually didn't get him anywhere so he just kept quiet and went with them, expecting to have to give testimony to the police or something.

[cuepickle]

Stranger Things x Breakfast Club AU (part ?)

[alienssstufff]

mini etho-related doodles for the final chapter of You Could've Applied Online that dropped today (good ending: REAL, FREE at shade-e-es glass factory emporium) (+unreal boatboys final goodbye sequence)... gonna miss it ;w;

this one courtesy quote by chloe

and unrelated DO2 etho doodle frum yesterday (idk what to do with this atm)

[mari-lair]

i feel like a fun side effect of “i wish the house felt like home” would be forms of their previous culture getting changed to Change in close proximity. such as the observatory wind slowly turning opaque and mosaic-ifying,and the starry hat getting turned into the change hat. just a thought!

Amazing thought, Anon!

I like the idea of this happening whenever Siffrin has a big crisis about belonging and 'everything is fine he has a home now, he is home, this is his family', unconsciously running away from what he craves to not lose what he has, to the point the house make him physically distorts their surroundings (like how The House was wack in act 5)

[madeofmanyfandoms]

I fully believe that Kevin McAllister is one part constant mild paranoia, one part feral gremlin just waiting for an excuse to go wild, and three parts malicious creativity all contained in one child with a deceptively innocent face

(I don't know if I've sent it to you yet but) in the spirit of the season: crack au where kevin from home alone joins the animorphs.

Anon, this thought is utterly terrifying and I love it.

Like, I thought I was the only one who sees Home Alone as a horror movie. Sheltered child is terrorized by adults until eventually he resorts to extreme violence to defend himself, exposing a heretofore unknown streak of sadism when given the power to express it?  That screams Animorphs to me.

Assuming Kevin-age-13 joins the team, then he and Rachel would probably get along like a house on fire.  And a barn on fire.  And a Sharing community center on fire.  And a yeerk-owned skyscraper on fire.  And Jake would dearly like to know HOW SO MANY THINGS ARE ON FIRE, since he left those two unsupervised for LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES with orders NOT TO ENGAGE THE ENEMY.