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undercoveralienx3 · 3 months ago
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CHAT WHEN THIS FUCKING SILLY PLUSH COMES OUT PLEASE @ ME I NEED HIM SO BAD.
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endious · 2 years ago
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Red Text has returned with more horny (violent) Jeff dialog
imagine Jeff forcing you onto your knees in front of him. He grabs a fistful of your hair and drags you up closer to him, holding you still with his cock against your face. The knife pressed to your throat is all the threatening he needs to make you open your mouth, and he forces his cock down your throat all at once.
“Fuuckk, there ya go, doll. Told ya you’d take it all. Didn’t even make me hit you this time. God, you look fuckin pathetic struggling like that. I really can just hold you down so easily. Make you drool all over my cock… Fuck your pretty throat like a fleshlight… Aw, you can’t breathe? Then choke on it, bitch.”
STOP IT RN HOLY SHIT SOMETHINGS PURRING… a tear ran down my thigh what possessed you to write this AOCMWOCKWKDOE “didnt even make me hit you this time” GTFOOOOO IM CHOKING AND CRYING IM SUCH A WHORE FOR HIM VIOLENT JEFF FOREVER HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUVE DONE
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unhealthy-leon-brainrot · 2 years ago
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me after reading this fic
Out of the Blue
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Office Exec!Leon S. Kennedy x Personal Asst fem!reader
Shoutout to the AO3 user who requested this little ditty 😆 I hope you enjoy it!! 👉👈🥺
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, office sex, dirty talk, dacryphilia, nipple play, mean Leon, unprotected sex
Title from Out of the Blue by Purrple Cat
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A recent corporate merger meant big changes for you; you’ve been working as the personal assistant of the (then) Vice President of Communications, but with this new management coming in, that guy had been shifted and you were getting a totally new boss.
Nervously, you’ve been straightening up the office in the hopes of making a good impression— and thereby keeping your position. No one on your floor knew who the new guy was, only a name to go off of: Leon S. Kennedy.
Once you feel like there’s nothing more to be done, you step out of the VP’s office and make your way to the mini kitchen used as a break room down the hall. Hoping that a glass of water might cool your nerves, you don’t even notice the man standing on the other side of the room flipping through a folder.
His eyes track your movements, catching your jittery hands and teeth biting your bottom lip.
You nearly drop your glass when he clears his throat. Whirling around, you give him a shy smile.
“H-hi,” you smooth down your skirt, “you’re one of the new hires?”
A handful of people on your office floor were still coming and going, learning the layout and at times just hanging out in the break room until someone came in to help guide them. You helped a girl just yesterday find her desk, so you don’t think anything of this newcomer.
A slow smile spreads across his handsome face, intense blue eyes staring into your own.
“You can say that, sweetheart.”
You feel flustered at the name but step forward, hand outstretched, “Oh uh, welcome aboard. If you need any help, just let me know. Right now I’m stationed outside the vice president’s office.”
His eyebrows raise slightly, ignoring your offered handshake, “You’re the secretary?”
You ignore the flash of irritation from hearing ‘secretary’ and slowly lower your hand, “I prefer personal assistant.”
“Ahh,” he looks at you amusedly, and before your hand can drop any further he reaches out to clasp it.
He drops a kiss on the back of your hand, eyes still watching you, a smirk playing at his lips.
“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet my personal assistant.”
You feel hot and embarrassed, but keep the polite smile on your face, “I’m sure the pleasure is mine, Mr. Kennedy.”
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After that mortifying encounter, your days pass pretty smoothly with your new boss. You feel lucky that he decided to keep you on as his assistant even with that awkward first impression.
After a few weeks, you start to catch him staring at you out of the corner of your eye—but when you turn, his attention is elsewhere. He also seems to touch you at every given opportunity. He touches your arm when he’s walking with you or presses a palm into your lower back when he’s moving around you to his seat in the conference room. He gets as close as possible when you’re typing up his reports or dropping something off at his desk for his signature. It always leaves you with butterflies.
Another work week rolls by and before you can blink, it’s been months since you’ve started to work for Leon. A few of your work colleagues like to corner you in the break room to try and get any gossip— who’s he seeing? Did he really come in twenty minutes late last Monday? What do you mean you didn’t hear that Chris saw him at the strip club?
It’s gotten to the point that you start taking your breaks at your desk. Leon notices it almost immediately and makes sure to stop by your desk from time to time. Today is no different.
“Tired of the office gossip?” He props his hip against your desk, arms crossed over his chest as he looks down at you.
You notice that he folded the sleeves of his shirt so you can see the muscles in his forearms flex. Dragging your gaze upwards with a small shake of your head, you smile at him.
“You can say that,” you pinch the bridge of you nose, “it’s all just..”
“Bullshit.”
Your eyes widen as you stifle a laugh, “I was going to say tiresome, sir.”
He smirks, “Sure thing, honey. Listen, I’m going to need you to stay late tonight. I know it’s Friday, but those weekly statistics have to be in before midnight.”
Your brows furrow, “I thought we were good; didn’t I just compile that data yesterday?”
He clicks his tongue, “‘fraid not, sweetheart. That was projections for the latest quarter.”
“Oh,” you chew your lip, “yeah, that’s no problem, Mr. Kennedy. Want me to drop them off on your desk when I’m finished?”
“Yes, thank you,” he brushes a few strands of hair from your face, making your breath hitch.
Before you can say anything, Leon straightens up from your desk and heads back into his office, door shutting behind him.
You press your palms to your eyes, willing the flutter of nervousness to ease. Taking a deep breath and slowly letting it out, you slump in your chair. You sigh and turn back to your monitor. Glancing at the time in the lower right hand, it reads fifteen after four; with everyone going home at five, you have a good feeling you’re going to end up staying even later than you thought.
You rotate your wrists and then go into your emails. Better to get started on it now than later.
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Your eyes feel dry and gritty, but you ignore it in favor of finishing out the last of this report.
“Finally,” you whisper gleefully, hitting the print button on the document.
Standing up, you stretch out your arms with a small yawn. Looking at the time you see it’s nearly half past ten. Still plenty of time for you to grab some takeout and crash in your comfy bed. You sigh happily at that thought and gather up the printed pages, heading over to Leon’s office.
Tapping on the door, you open it a crack, “Sir?”
“Come in, sweetheart. I won’t bite.”
You push open the door just enough to step inside. It clicks shut behind you as you walk further into the room. Leon is backlit by the city lights from his windows. You place the bundle of papers down on his desk.
“Take a look at this,” he gestures to his own dimly lit monitor.
Walking around the wide oak desk, you make your way to stand beside his chair.
After gazing at the screen for a second, you turn to him with a frown, “I’m sorry, I don’t know what I’m looking at, sir.”
He smirks at you lazily, “Sure you do.”
“Wh—“
He grabs your hips and pulls you down into his lap, your thighs now straddling one leg. Your hands come up to brace against his shoulders while his slacks rub against your bare thighs where your skirt’s rucked up.
“Leon,” you gasp, eyes wide and nervous.
“Name sounds so good in your mouth, sweetheart,” his low voice breathes into your ear.
He drops a soft kiss on your neck, leaving a heated trail up to your jaw. Pulling back, you can see how dark his eyes have gotten.
“Been waiting forever to get you alone.”
“We can’t. I’m your—“
“Personal assistant,” he chuckles meanly, “I know, baby. And I’m going to use you for very personal reasons.”
He grips your hair in a fist and guides your mouth down in his. Your parted lips lets him slip his tongue into your mouth. Groaning, he grabs your ass with his free hand and urges you to roll your hips forward.
You whine, feeling so hot and dizzy, clit thrumming with arousal. You follow the guidance of his hand and start to grind your hips down into his leg. You eagerly suck on his tongue when he thrusts it back into your mouth. You feel him groan low in his chest and it makes you arch into him more.
He tugs your head back to take in your blitzed out expression.
“Baby, we haven’t even started yet,” he coos, “got you cockdrunk already huh.”
“Leon,” you whimper, hips rocking on his lap.
“Gonna get my pants soaking wet baby,” his eyes drop down to the apex of your thighs, “fuck, that’s it, good fucking girl.”
Your nails dig into his shoulders, wrinkling the fabric of his designer shirt.
“Knew you’d be so fucking sweet, always letting me touch you, get so fucking shy,” he growls, pulling your hair harder to tilt your neck back, “gonna ruin this little cunt, baby.”
You whine, humping down into his leg harder, slick pooling in your panties and dripping all over his slacks.
“Fuck, good girl, always so good for me,” he lets go of your hair to grip your neck, “always so eager to please.”
He presses his thumb into your panting mouth; he presses down onto your tongue before pulling his thumb free and smearing spit all over your lips.
You can’t stop whining, tears beading at your lash line.
“Leon, please.”
He lets go of his grip on you, and reaches out to tug open your button up blouse.
“Look at those fucking tits, baby,” he purrs, pulling the cups of your bra down until your breasts are completely bare—aching nipples on display.
He greedily mouths at each breast and sucks on your nipples, teeth catching on the sensitive buds until you’re clawing at his shoulders.
“Good girl,” he praises, feeling you shudder at the endearment, “you’ll be good for me, won’t you?”
“So good for you, Leon,” you promise.
As you speak, he undoes your bra and tosses it somewhere in the office. Then, he drags his fingers across the swell of your breasts. He circles your sensitive nipples, thumbs brushing the slowly hardening buds.
Your breath hitches, arousal pulsing in your cunt, “Leon...”
“Bet I can make you come from this,” he husks, “make a complete mess of you from just teasing your tits.”
Your spine arches, pressing up into his hands, “Ahh, they’re too sensitive.”
Leon completely ignores you and tugs your nipples gently, softly tweaking them before soothing them with slow drags of his index fingers.
Panting, your hands twist in the fabric of his shirt. Your clit throbs with every brush against your nipples, but you can’t stop yourself from pressing up into every touch.
Everything that Leon’s doing is making more slick pool in your panties. You’re so wet, it’s seeping into where Leon’s slacks are pressed against your pussy. You can feel the hard press of his cock against you and it sends a thrill up your spine knowing you’re the cause.
“So eager for me, honey,” he teases, voice pitched low, “I want you to take your clothes off.”
“Yes, sir,” you nervously agree, shimmying out of your blouse and skirt quickly.
“Leave the panties on for now,” his dark eyes locked onto your white panties, nearly transparent from how wet they’ve become.
Settling down on Leon, you straddle his thighs, your legs dangling off the sides of the chair. You bring your arms up to tangle your fingers in his hair. You give a small tug and roll your hips down against the outline of Leon’s hard cock. In retaliation, Leon gives your nipples a sharp tug then tweaks them as you writhe in his grasp.
“Look how wet you are, honey,” he groans, gaze drawn to the slick dripping from your panties, “so fucking sexy.”
Your eyes droop in pleasure at those words a low sigh leaving your lips.
“You’ve been driving me crazy,” Leon growls out, letting his gaze roam across your swollen nipples up to your dazed expression, “always so sweet, making me want to do the worst things to you.”
“Yeah?” You whimper.
“Want you under my desk at the next conference call, sucking my cock while I’m trying to work,” he drags one of his hands from your chest up to your lips; he slips first two fingers into your mouth.
“Actually just want you in here on your knees at my beck and call. Just keep the door locked and nobody’ll know my little secretary is sucking off her boss during work hours,” he presses his fingers deeper into your mouth.
You whine and suckle on them softly. He pulls them out with a soft pop.
“Touch me, please, sir,” you whisper as he drags those fingers down to your puffy nipples.
Leon sucks a hard nipple into his mouth as his right hand teases across the other with quick flicks of his damp fingers. He swaps sides, his gaze watching you bite your lip and toss your head back at the pleasure. Pulling away a little, Leon grabs each breast and presses them inward. He runs his tongue from one nipple to the other more easily, suckling them until you squirm in his lap.
“You’re gonna be working a lot of overtime, sweetheart,” he murmurs into your skin, “my own personal hole to use when I want.”
You keen high in your throat, “Sir!”
Leon groans low in his chest and rolls his hips upward to grind his cock against your hot wet cunt, nearly jostling you from his lap. In the motion, Leon’s sharp teeth tugs on a nipple earning a breathy sigh from your lips. He swaps to the other nipple, using his teeth so you’ll reward him with more of those sounds. After repeatedly teasing each nipple with his teeth, you tug at his hair in a silent plea to slow down. He eases off from biting to soft, gentle sucks.
“Love your tits, baby,” he mouths at your nipples, “been wanting to taste these nipples since I started working here.”
You cry out at the hot, wet suction of Leon’s mouth on your sore nipples. Your back curves forward to press your chest closer to his hungry teeth and tongue. You tangle your fingers further in his hair to have something to hold onto. Grinding your hips down, you feel more than hear him moan. You repeat the motion only this time your clit grinds against Leon’s slacks, earning a low cry of want.
“Leon,” you whimper.
He only hums in reply as he keeps up the hot suction on each hardened nub. You try rolling your hips again only to be stopped by a strong grip on your waist.
“You only get to cum from this,” Leon rumbles, voice deep as his tongue lashes against your abused nipple, “be a good girl for me or you won’t get anything.”
You mewl, clit pulsing in arousal, “I’ll be good, sir, I promise.”
He moves your hands to drape across his broad shoulders, “Don’t let your hands drop below my shoulders. Understood?”
“Yes, sir.”
A sharp tug of teeth on your nipple has you arching in pleasurable pain. Your hands slide up into his hair again to hold him in place, worshiping your chest.
“So perfect,” Leon murmurs, lazily mouthing his way up to your neck.
“So sweet for me,” he speaks against your skin, gently kissing across your collar bones before pulling away.
You feel dizzy and aroused, tugging Leon’s hair to pull him into a soft kiss. He groans low in his chest, pressing you harder against him as he licks into your mouth. He teasingly nips at your bottom lip, sucking on it gently before slipping his tongue further in. You moan in response, loving the feel of his slick tongue teasing your own. His hands came up and grip your hair, tilting your head at an angle where he can kiss you even deeper than before.
Before long the kiss became sloppy and wet, but neither of you really care. You can’t stop whining in pleasure as Leon fucks into your mouth, tongue hot as it teases your own. Chest rumbling in pleasure, Leon draws your tongue into his mouth to suck on it greedily. You slip your tongue away to pull his plump bottom lip into his mouth, nibbling gently before softly sucking. You drag your teeth aggressively against Leon’s lip, tongue following in silent apology for the rough treatment.
Leon growls and pulls back far enough for you to let his lip go with a small pout. His cock twitches at how debauched you look. Pupils blown wide with lust, lips kiss swollen. He moves his hands from your hair to grip your hips. You know his hold’s tight enough to bruise but you only moan in appreciation. You dip your head down to recapture his lips, but he pulls back so your mouths only brush across each other.
You whimper at Leon withholding his lips from you.
“I want to hear how you sound once you cum,” he murmurs, lips brushing against yours tantalizingly.
Fingers begin to roughly pinch and rub your swollen, sore nipples. His dark blue eyes never leave yours as you edge closer and closer to orgasm, your cunt copiously dribbling slick.
“I’m so close, Leon,” you whimper, trying your best not to grind down.
Leon smirks, “Guess I should slow down, huh?”
His fingers lightly tease over the hard peaks. His gaze drops from yours to take in the swollen nipples his fingers are touching. He groans aloud as he can’t deny himself another taste. You grip his head as Leon eagerly laps at your nipples, running his tongue across each one before gently biting.
“Please,” you beg, “Leon!”
Leon bites down harder on your left nipple as he gives the right a sharp twist. Your eyes roll back in your head as Leon gets even more aggressive. Harsh bites followed by a hot soothing tongue has your cunt dripping and needy.
“Like it rough, baby?”
You only moan wantonly in reply as Leon never lets up the assault on your abused chest. You continue to gasp and moan in the empty office.
Leon’s being so rough on you and you love it. Want him to pin you down right here and now. Make you cum all over yourself. Make you take his thick cock over and over.
Leon pulls away with a growl, pupils blown, “Honey, you can’t say things like that.”
You suddenly realize you had spoken out loud— babbling, just spouting out whatever crossed your mind. You’re so far gone now, high on arousal.
“I-I can’t help it,” you pant, “it’s so good, sir.”
“I know, my slutty little secretary just can’t help herself,” he pulls away from your chest, “she’s just gagging for her boss’ dick, right?”
You whimper, back arching, “N-no, I’m—“
“Shhh,” he thumbs open the button on his slacks, “was gonna wait but you need it more than I thought.”
He presses the fabric down until he frees his cock. He tugs your panties to the side and presses the fat head of his dick inside your wet hole.
“Was gonna make you cum from your tits but I think this might be a bit better, huh,” he grins, eyes dark and mean.
He doesn’t give you anytime to adjust and fucks up into you, grabbing your hips to pull you down at the same time. You scream from the too much feeling in your spasming cunt.
“Oh,” he groans, “tight as a fucking virgin.”
He smacks your ass with a condescending laugh, “Did I pop your cherry, sweetheart?”
Crying now, you shake your head no.
“Aww,” he mockingly pouts at you, “that’s too bad then.”
Without waiting for your pussy to adjust, he pulls out halfway to bully his fat cock back into your aching hole.
“Sir, please, I can’t,” your breath hitches on a cry, “s’too big. It hurts.”
“Fuck,” he pulls you down until his cock is buried deep in your pussy, “my big cock too much for this needy hole?”
You hiccup a sob, “Please, sir.”
“Mmm you’ll get used to it,” he pulls out til just the tip is teasing your hole then shoves his cock back deep inside your pussy.
You’re crying and clinging onto his shoulders, but a low heat is slowly building in your abdomen.
“There we go,” he coos, “just needed to fuck you a little first, honey.”
He stopped thrusting and you realize you’re the one grinding down onto his dick—a panting mouth, hazy eyed mess.
You whine but can’t stop your hips from rolling down onto the thick cock stretching you out so painfully.
“Good girl,” he smacks your ass again and you moan.
“You can ride this dick whenever you want, honey, just gotta ask,” he smirks, guiding your hips to fuck down harder.
“Yes, sir,” you slur, brain fuzzy from how deep he’s inside your cunt.
“Little slut,” he laughs, thumb brushing against your clit in slow circles, “cream my cock, honey. Want you squeezing on me when I breed that little pussy.”
You moan loudly, hips humping down on his cock, “Leon!”
“That’s right,” he groans low in his chest, “gonna creampie your sweet little cunt.”
His voice and hard cock, paired with the thumb on your clit, is edging you closer and closer to climax.
“Sir, ‘m close,” you pant, tears dripping from your eyes, “gonna cum, you’re gonna make me cum.”
“That’s it, honey,” he tilts his head down and pulls his thumb away from your clit.
He spits on your pussy, globs of drool dripping down the hood of your clit. He brings his thumb back to rub the slippery mess over and over and over into your sensitive bud.
Your back arches, eyes rolling back, as you clamp down on his pistoning dick. Slick coats his cock as you cum, pussy walls squeezing him like a vice.
“Fuck yeah,” he chuckles, thumb still pressing into your clit, “cream my cock so I can fill up that cunt.”
Your thighs jump and twitch from overstimulation as he keeps teasing your clit and grinding his cock deep in your pussy.
“Take it, honey, fucking take it,” he grits out, snapping his hips up into your squelching hole and pumping you full of hot cum.
You moan brokenly, pussy fluttering around his throbbing cock, liking how it feels to get creampied by your boss.
He leans back into his chair with a sigh, “Damn, gotta say that’s been worth the months of us dancing around each other.”
Your head feels totally empty so you only hum in response.
“Did I fuck you dumb, sweetheart?” He smirks, tweaking your nipples making you squeal, “s’okay, we got all weekend to do this. Just need you back in business by Monday.”
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skythealmighty · 2 months ago
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gang ngl i miss object universe. i should rewatch it again and get way too emotionally attached to Ice Cream and Map
#rocket talk #i made fanart of them with a steven universe song once i'm unwell
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why does gamey get to be on ii TWICE. who gave him permission
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thanks for the suggestion @cabtube-truther
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You don't hear PBSB complaining about this...
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well they're in a show that's super popular
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Yeah, and you're in one that got cancelled
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shut up you didnt even finish season one
#just one more cameo mephone4 thats all i ask
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anonymous asked: not sure you're gonna want a cameo rn mephone is going Through it
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hold on im not actually caught up lemme see
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holy shit
#I TAKE IT BACK
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anonymous asked: omg fan pleaaaase marru me ill do anythinggg ❤❤❤🥵🥵🥵
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hey @test-tubular just checking was i ever this weird
🧪 test-tubular Follow
Weird? Always. This weird? No.
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COOL just checking anyway
no please stop sending me these
#fans fantastic asks #this is the least weird anon ask from i think this specific anon #ive blocked them but oh my god #NO!!!
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💥🔃 fans-fantastic-features Follow reblogged 4️⃣ four-therecord
2️⃣ hey-two Follow
Hello everyone!! 👋 Since I've gotten many an ask about my cheesecake recipe from previous TPOT episodes, I've decided to make a longpost and put it here for you all to use!! Feel free to use without credit but credit is still appreciated 😊
Keep reading
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i hate you
#so they ARE on here #followed both immediately #how did i not come across them earlier...
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💊 the-cringe-one Follow
Recovery across different universes, a scientific theory
(Full post below the cut)
((Thank you to @not-tally-hall for the testimony regarding the S*n!))
Keep reading
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boring 👎👎👎👎
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Get off my post
⛳ bossy-bot Follow
This is incredibly fascinating and an enjoyable read! There are some points of debate I've brought up in DMs, but otherwise this is a very solid theory. Good job!
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Thank you, that means a lot!!
#I follow your papers closely so hearing that coming from you is an honor #anyway back to my regularly scheduled nonsense
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🟧 julian-waiting Follow
Bonjour! J'ai découvert ce cite grâce à des vidéos amusantes
Je suis encore en train de m'habiteur à la société et je pense que c'est une bonne façon de me faire des amis! Enchanté de vous recontrer tous 😃
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bienvenue sur le site de l'enfer ! la plupart des gens ici ne parlent qu'anglais, vous pouvez donc m'envoyer un message si vous voulez parler à quelqu'un en français. je peux également vous montrer des endroits en ligne pour apprendre l'anglais
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Cela signifierait beaucoup pour moi, merci
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bien sûr!
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Baguette we all know you're not actually French you don't need to keep pretending 😒...
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anonymous asked: your iconic quote from episode 10 has unfortunately become a vocal stim for me. please help, i'm suffering
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Hey? This is the funniest ask anyone's ever sent me. Can we make out behind a Denny's
#my condolences though oh my god 😭
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Guys, this site is easy! Just watch
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Based ball? Based on what?
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#hey. are you doing okay
No
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Finally watched II! Good show. I want that twink OJ dead why is he like that
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Date of origin: November 2nd, 2020
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I DIDNT MEAN IT I DIDNT MEAN IT I DIDNT MEAN JT I DIDNT
#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Thanks everyone for the help so far! I'm not too much of a science nerd, unfortunately, @bossy-bot, so I didn't understand everything in the papers you sent me- but they still helped a ton! Especially the coding help. I was a telemarketer, not an IT person...
Now that I know what I'm doing, I have some free time. With some recommendations from @fans-fantastic-features:
If you have any other recommendations, just leave them in the comments. And please go and send help to @fire-cartoon-schtick while you're at it!
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songbird-oracle · 9 months ago
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Live thoughts watching Fantasy High Junior Year episode 5
Spoilers ahead
Im so nervous already about Cassandra
These dudes getting swole
It IS spicy tonight in the dome
Screaming
I WANT A BOGGY KISS
OH FUCK SHES HOLD MONSTERING KRISTEN
THE SECURITY COMING THROUGH OH SHIT
“Do you want me to kill that guy for you 👀” vibes
OH NO PLEASE NO NIGHTMARE KING OH NO OH NO
I’m Shittering my pants rn
No not the girlies!
Located in the astral mall, This place has *everything*. Ripped valley girls, a goddess and prophet and familiar going through a very tumultuous time in their relationship, a frog wearing a paper hat, and a weird ass clock
I live for the hangman banter
Oml I love the Yarrbucks coffee art
LOU HOLY SHIT
BOX OF DOOM DC5!? The stakes are seriously so high though
Okaaaaaaaay 13 works ig
“Does she need scratchies?”
Wooo Murph!!
THE STAR TALKS!?
I love Emily’s reaction to “banging out a 1st level spell”
Riz sadly flossing
Oh no Kristen oh no Cassandra!
No stop attacking Cassandra!!!!
🎶non-a-crits🎶
Thank goodness no failures
Break it up guys come ooooooooon
Damn, man needs strudel with sauce at a time like this
Profiling the minis 🤣
NOT THE TAP DANCING
“I don’t think you’re scared, I think you’re mad. And that’s okay” I’m sobbing
YES THE FUCKING SECURITY DETAIL
Kristen is so low, oh no
A 0 initiative 🥲
FUCK THIS IS WHAT RAGHS MOM ABSORBED!?!? Gorgug is the greatest wizard of our time
Abjurative grammar is prescriptive. Iykyk.
I knew the DC would be high
NAT 20 BEARDSLEY IN THE FUCKING HOUUUUUUUSE
YESSSSS HEALED CASSANDRA 😭
Oh fuck oh fuck bad stars
Let it out Cassandra, feel your feelings
Oh my goodness, philosophers scone
OOP PAUL BLART INTERGALACTIC MALL COP
It’s not the nightmare king??????
41 damage each, damn Adaine
We aren’t even half way through guys
BAHAHAHAHAHHA playful picking on Riz
Mass dispelling?? Damn
????? TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR????
THE SHRIMP!!!!!!
Why is Fig a walking embodiment of Murphy’s law rn???
WHAT THE FUCK
NO NO NO DID GILEAR STEAL HER LUCK??????
IS THIS QUADRANGLE FUCKERY??????
Okay it’s just a curse
WAIT WHAT???
Cloaca why 😂
Whoopsies, shattered the shatter star
Oh fuck, rage Adaine is scary dude
Is this some rage and revenge deity??
Anyone but Conor
BAHAHAHAHAHA “no no, this is gonna happen”
“Stay hot Conor”
NOT KALINA NO
RAGH??????
Not the shimmy
WHAT IS KALINAS AC
44 DAMAGE??
Old Fabian
Legend has it the wizard is still waiting for his strudel with sauce
WHAT THE FUCK NO NOT CASSANDRA NO NO NO
“Unfortunately stop flossing”
COMPELLED DUEL ON KALINA OH FUCK
3!!!!! Woooooo!!!!!
Worst mall cop ever, Paul Blart would never
🤣 “is that not property damage??”
I’m so scared for Cassandra guys
Kristen and Cassandra are down oh no 🥲
BARDIC SHRIMPSPIRATION
NO NAT ONE NO NOOOOOOOO
Somewhere Katja Cleaver is raging because Conor Counterspell said he hates horses
A ball. Not *the* ball
ARMOR ZOMBIE AND LICH IM LIVING FIR THESE NAMES
Bards and Noble 🤣
Kristen coming in with the hugs
Box of doom has been working hard this episode
Shake out the bad ones
Screaming crying throwing up
I can’t look
Dammit Murph
Ecaf again
“What are you talking about girlieeeee?”
Brendan’s stare scares me
FUCK
Strudel for the win Girlie!!!
“One more roll girlie 🤪”
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no circle of death oh no
COUNTERSPELL MY BELOVED
“How old are you” “45” “gross”
WAIT WHAT TIME REVERSE TO- TEN SECONDS
Conor, you’re the best secret service agent ever
WHAT????? WHERES CASSANDRA??????
WHAT????????
I’m so fucking scared right now
Wait is Cassandra a triple goddess? Like how Hekate is a triple goddess, is Cassandra one? Cause Cassandra, Nightmare king, and a divine thing that isn’t a different divinity?
I want to enjoy “we got that bad boy buttered” but I can’t 🥲
Dead stare 🥲
I love Hangman 🥹
Feral Murph
NAT 20 SHRIMP JUMP
Thousand yard stare
Best shrimp jump ever
Maximum legend
That’s right, kick flip the system
Fuck KandyKorn Lullaby
See you at Basrars, I’ll be sobbing into my ice cream
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washa · 1 year ago
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I listened to The Summit audio and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts! (IM STILL IN SHOCK WHAT TEH FUCK)
HELP OF COURSE ASHER LOST A FUCKING SHOE 
David’s gonna whip your ass Ash 
WHY ARE WE ROASTING ASHER SO BAD
Milo being a fashionista cannon
“Good thing belts don't correlate to height.” DAVID
Ash, Baabe, get a fucking room 
Sweetheart i’m crying please give a man some dress socks
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Vincent sounds so anxious
AWH NO WILL COME ON MAN NOT THE ASSISTANT 
Vincent baby… 😕
“I can't control how people are acting but I can control how I react.” PREACHHH VINCENT 
Mhm run past me. OOH MUSIC FUCK YES, THE DRACULA MUSIC I LOVE IT 🙏
Surprise??? He’s spoiling Lovely so bad
I'M SCARED IS IT GONNA JUMP AT ME LIKE THOSE PLASTIC SPIDERS
A CROWN?? NO NO NO THAT’S SO FUCKING SWEET 
THE SAME CRAFTSMAN AND EVERYTHING I CANNOT DO THIS😭
Wait, does Sam have a crown too?? Like being a duke
HE CALLED US BABY I CANNOT 
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Shit these sound effects are FIRE
Yo Sam wassup my guy.
Oh Porter. Hi dear ☹️
Sam is literally the opposite of me I love small talk and big events lmfao 
“Good people” He’s so salty lmfao
There’s no way Darlin’ isn’t smoking hot rn
AY ICE CREAM TUBS, Mint chocolate chip for the win 🙌
I imagine them going hand in hand, like elbows connected.
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Porter being a smooth bitch. (as usual)
Vincent is surprisingly kind abt this, well as nice as he can
IS TREASURE NOT HERE?? DID PORTER GASLIGHT ALL OF US.. 😰
That went well. Lovely calm your boyfriend before he pulls out his hair
Nah let like Sam punch him it’s funnier.
Are these other vamps that bad oh my god 
Ooh business deals?? Yes make that moolah.
Eccentric?? Tf you mean eccentric. I don’t think David can handle more eccentric people in his life.
HELP NOT ASH PICKING UP ON VINCENT (unrelated but can we just acknowledge how emotionally mature and smart Asher is?)
WHAT DID ASH DO?? TEAR DOWN A WALL???
Oh god Bennetts?? They sound pleasant.
Wait wait, House of Baz were allies, and but every word out of Deon's mouth was to diss William??? WHAT TYPE OF SHITTY ALLIES
I want those two to die, for all of their house to run into the sun. 
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ALEXIS HOLY SHIT AH
Latest conquest?? Come here let me rip you up 
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK ALEXIS?? SORRY I'M NOT IMMORTAL GOD DAMN.
I don’t wanna fight you lex. YOU GROW UP?? PETTINESS IS CHILDISH.
You selfish little bitch. I’M GONNA BITE HER URGHSHSHGY
Porter thank FUCK YOU'RE HERE
YES YES YES PORTER OH MY GOD GO PORTER, Thank you Porter 😭
Alexis can suck my dick. 
“Like a proper family” That's an interesting view on what your idea of a loving family is Porter.
Sammy BOY??? HELP IM CACKLING
Surprisingly Porter is in the right here. 
WOAH SHOWDOWN SHOWDOWN WOO 
WAS PORTER JUST LEFT THERE
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Oh god what fucking now, i cannot DEAL with anymore self centred fuckers.
Is he warning us? What’s happening.
OH MY GOD ADAM I FORGOT ABT HIM. 
Ykw he’s got a point here, a REALLY good point. CONSIDERING THE HOUSE OF BAZ THING.
ALEXIS SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR WRINKLED SQUEZZED GRAPE ASS LIFE
Sam :((( yes Sam you deserve that.
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Asher and Milo bring up the mood woop woop 
HOLY SHIT JUMPSCARE
Good lord Porter has a bad rep already w them
Investor gadget woop woop, investor gadget bam bam bam bam go gadget go bup bam bam bam badum badump.
?? CLOSEKNIT?? GOD DAMMIT FUCK CAN WE GO ONE VIDEO WITHOUT REFERENCING THEM
Milo clamp your jaw for a sec
OH MY GOD THE BENNETTS SUPPLIED CLOSEKNIT??
PORTER YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD THANK YOOU FOR THE LORE DROP. 
Wait wait we’re doing it now? OH GOD WE’RE GONNA INVESTIGATE NOW AT THE SUMMIT.
Sam said a lot of things..
WAIT NO ONE ELSE BUT DAVID KNOWS WHAT MILO DID?? Even after 2 years??
No Sweetheart think abt this please what if ya get caught.
GO BETA GO BETA FUCK IT UP WOOAHH (i’m sorry i'm so stressed.)
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You should’ve punched her Sam, you should’ve.
Sam and Darlin’ needed better taste in vamps ffs 
Sam therapy time 😇🥳 (as required in every Sam video)
YES SAM STAND UP FOR YOURSELF 
God Sam and Darlin’ are so fucking sweet URGDHAKDA
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Is Angel stuck talking there or??
Imagine talking to someone for like 15 minutes and come back to find your friends stalking a head of the house. David needs a panadol for the headache coming up.
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OOH ARE WE EAVESDROPPING.
Well nobody wants to join a cult tbh, like that’s so suspicious.
This is a surprisingly civil argument, i was expecting someone getting thrown through a wall
UH OH WE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT??
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WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
What’s up w the king
HUH HE’S DEAD????? WHEN I SAID I WANTED HIM DEAD I DIDN'T MEAN ACTUALLY DEAD.
TAH’S IT TAHT ITS WAHTD THE FUCK? DID SWEETHEART KILL HIM? DID CHRIS DO IT HOW DID ALEXIS KNOW, IS THAT WHY PORTER PICKED A FIGHT??? TO CREATE A DISTRACTION?? 
So no ice cream?? 💔
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just-some-random-blogger · 1 year ago
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The Science Teacher & The Skeptic
Joel Miller x Science Teacher!Reader
Summary: "who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on"
Word Count: 1k+
Warnings: crackfic, fem!reader, headcanons, joel 'im a contractor 🤠' miller, fluff, typos, etc.
A/N: ok this is borne of out me geeking about about the film 'the beautician and the beast' to @sloanexx and she's actually the author im just ghost writing it so if you wanna p2 you're gonna have to take it with her. dont shoot the messenger im blue just for consistency HAHAHH in this Tagging: @multifandom-fangirl4 @pinksirensong @aralezinspace
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she can be a teacher at the qz
HOLY SHIT
he meets her bc she teaches ellie ✌🏻
OMG
!!!!!! STOP IM GETTING EXCITED FOR IT NOW
[post chat me] THIS RAT FINNA TALK TO ME ABOUT A FIC SHES EXCITED ABOUT AND NOT WRITE IT COS SHES 'NOT A WRITER' BROS ALREADY A WRITER JUST BASED ON THAT
joel never went to college so he thinks she's like super cool for
knowing shit about space and stuff
but at the start he lowkey hates her bc he thinks she's a snob maybe???
idk
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GRILL
i do have saur many ideas-
[post chat me] YA DONT FUCKIN SAY 😪🙄🙄🙄
-for this tho like ellie loves her and comes home like
this teacher is so cool she knows so much abt space and stuff
bestie please write it
[post chat me] oh you sweet summer child shes not going to
and joels like who the fuck is this lady
BESTIE IM BEGGING
who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on
joel is like you know what a real lesson is?
how to shoot a gun.
how to dress a wound.
not fucking stars and planets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BESTIE DO IT PLEASE
and ellie's like k cool wtv im going to school now
DO IT PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
AND THEN THEY MEET BC JOEL GETS MAD AT ONE OF HER HOMEWORK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
he sees her drawing constellations and he's like this is fucking bullshit
THE WAY I GASPED
im gonna talk to ur teacher bc this isn't survival
BESTIE YOURE ALREADY WRITING IT SO PLEASE DO IT FOR ME
NO I CANT
[post chat me] 🙄🙄🙄🙄
ok so he confronts her in school right
OMG AND THEN
and he's like i wanna talk to the teacher who gave this homework
spicy
[post chat me] honestly hes such a karen for that ????
and they meet and he's like
this isn't survival skills there's an apocalypse going on and u have her drawing stars like a 5 year old???
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
and she's like u fockin wot m8????
>😀
there wouldn't be an earth if there weren't any planets!!!!
how else would we know how oxygen is formed and how the tides turn to get water!!!!
you big dodo bird
survival isn't all guns and shooting bc if that's all it was the rest of the world would be alive rn!!!!
and he's like oh fok me she fights back
>😞
omg he creamed his pants
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and he runs home with his tail between he's legs
and he opens one of ellie's space books
and he's like this shit cool
joel wrong sexy teacher right
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im having so much fun just telling u
im smiling at my phone like an idiot
[post chat me] well you are an idiot 🤬🤬🤬
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FIC AND ILL COMPILE IT FOR YOU YOU LAZY BABY
HAHAHSJSHSHSHSH
what else is there to know
hmmm
he spends the night reading the space book and the next day he asks ellie like
umm hey can u teach me more about this space shit
OMG
and she's like no old man you wanna know more you go ask my teacher
ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM SCREAMIN
and he's like .... i don't wanna bc im embarrassed but i also rly wanna know abt how the earth goes around the sun? bc that's cool
WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW
>😭😭😭😭
[post chat me] this modern day man doesnt know shit about the sun that so embarazzing are you not embarazzed the american school system has failed him so hard 💀💀💀💀💀
and he goes to the school and he waits for all the kids to leave bc he's embarrassed and he's like
so... the planets. they all turn around and shit? that's how we get night and day
and she's like yuh m8
KEEP GOING IM CRYING
and he's like um could you tell me more...
HES SO LOVELY
and she's like ok how about you come meet me for an hour every week after my class on wednesday
and he fucking treats that like church
waiT WAIT OMG
SHES LIKE
want to attend my class <3
we'd love to have you
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UPPP
DONT TELL ME HE SITS IN CLASS WITH THE KIDDOS
and ALL THE KIDS ARE LIKE HEY MR MILLER
HE WOULD NEVER HED SHOOT HIMSELF FIRST I THINK
THEN THEY SHOW HIM THE MACARONI STARS
[post chat me] there are two types of writers AHAHAHH
OK WAIT
MAYBE
NAURRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he lurks outside to listen and learn but
she catches him and is like um???
do u just want me to teach u bc all u had to do was ask
AWWWWWW
THEN HES LIKE IM A CONTRACTOR I CAN MAKE A WAYY BETTER SOLAR SYSTEM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
u didn't have to like.. sit outside the class just to learn
>😭😭😭
FRRRR JUST TAKE A SEAT
he uses all his tools to make the best goddamn solar system
OMG HE FUCKING REDOES THE CLASSROOM AND MAKES IT SPACEY AND SHIT
and he shows it to her at their weekly session all proud
and she gives him a gold star sticker
places it on his jacket
DEAD
HE NEVER TAKES IT OFF
NEVER WASHES THE JACKET
ew stinky
HAHHAHHAH I LOVE IT
he preserves it
>😔
bc he doesn't want it to get ripped off
when he uses it our
*out
HAHAAH WHAT IF SHES LIKES *pinches nose* joel? is- is your washing machine broken 💔💔💔💔
HAHAHHAHAH
STOP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOO
he'll shoot himself right there and then
AND THEN HE NEVER COMES BACK
HELLPPPP
walk to a clicker and beg it to bite
EW [HE] WOULDDDD
IM CRYINGGGGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ELLIES LIKE HAHAHAHAH
if i was writing it i'd stop it at him doing up the classroom like u said
like some time after their weekly sessions he does that
and she's like
i think i like this dumb old man
OMG AND THEN
you cant stop thereeeeeeeeeee
BUT ITS PERFECT
LKASJHFKJASASF OK OK
Fin
[post chat me] ok ok bonus cos she still went on 🙄🙄🙄🙄`
it's the intrigue that makes it nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p2 where joel comes for show and tell HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE SOUND THAT LEFT MY MOUTH
AND HES LIKE SO PROUD FOR BEATING 12 YEAR OLDS PLEASEEE ✋✋✋
IM A CONTRACTOR 🤠🤠🤠🤠
he fucking hates it and is miserable at first the whole time
but then he sees her supporting him so earnestly and then he's like oh shir i like it im gonna send these 12 year olds into the ground
make them eat dust
hELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
NAURRRRRRRRR
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the-wrat · 11 months ago
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Hello tumblr would you care to see my reactions to the burrows end finale anyway here they are:
(thanks for reading if you do i guess)
god new Tula is so unhinged and I love it like wtf is that jumpsuit idea
implications of lukas knowing about cocaine are stoats have either done it or like watched scarface or smth right
"twerking on a gearshift"
god I hope they ram the humans
noooo thorn
oh god oh fuck oh pants oh sheeeyiit.
my god the flying squirrel scene is right out of an animated kids movie
holy moly the arc from refusing to understand anything to "well, help us understand"😭
RIP Carlos Luna gone too soon
absolutely loving this new map scale
well this is gut wrenching (both figuratively and literally)
wait is Siobhan from the forest? why is she going back to the forest
this time on burrows end:
Iyengar and Mulligan: Rules Lawyers Divided
(good on Brennan trying to twist the effect tho, it was worth a shot)
oh god the betrayal poor bhint baby
oooooooh shit oh pants oh dammit Aabria why
I hate this
I resonate so much with Brennan's dead inside voice rn
if Jaysohn dies I WILL riot
Jesus fucking Christ in hell people
oh im gonna be so emotionally devastated after this
I may never recover
KILL IT JAYSOHN FUCKING KILL IT DEAD
HELL YEAH JAYSOHN CATCH THE BULLET
so frikin cool thas the pants (meant like that's the shit)
man that baculum is tough, huh?
of course the villain in the story wants to bomb everything it's a cold war era story
love the new york accent meat suit thing, 10/10 bit
wow radiation bad whoda thunk
I think i need an image of jasper screaming to react to stuff with
I second the Emmy nom
wait it's called the dimensional dome??!?
this is pantsing insane
oh my god they won I didn't even think this was possible
no not Jaysohn please not Jaysohn I'll do anything cmon you can't do this please no. help.
okay he's not full dead we still have hope ppl.
ah yes nuclear power plants, well known for having their own ice cream trucks.
okay I fully forgot about Lukas is bhint baby okay
ooohhh beans
oh.pants.
final sacrifice?
past Tula really said "all I wanted was to fall asleep, close my eyes and disappear"
this is so sad but that was a truly amazing speech
oh nooo an epilogue time to see how my prediction of "bittersweet" turned out. somehow, after all that, I think it's not gonna happen
peace and love bb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stoat pres!
man the whiplash of going from almost crying to "Kenji do that little dance"
Dr. Stoat!
oh shit they never said a stoat couldn't play sports!
literally hyperventilating Air Jaysohn is real and he made it to the Olympics
do they have weight classes in long jumps?
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN SWIFTER THAN THE WIND PANTS YEAH!!
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red-dyed-sarumane · 9 months ago
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okie im tired for the day heres my vocacolle recs
Inner Child - yurame (miku) : this ones my current favorite. i love the spaceyness going on & i love how the chorus sounds with the harmonies & the lyrics are so good too.
kaf-eine - hiiragi magnetite (kafu) : kafu kafu kafu kafu!!!! this is so fucking cute this is the best thing to come out of their neta posting i love this i love sena yuta's art too its all just so good
kaihou seimei - zeeka (vflower) : this song goes hard. some of the lyrics are a little weird to me but thats really just a zeeka thing the whole things really solid. (zeeka has en translation in the video btw! so u all can enjoy in full) very cool flower song highly recommend
phenomenon - szri (gekiyaku utau + ß) : szri's music always goes hard. quick paced & heavy. love the growly gekiyaku & the rap parts. clearly szri's sound but its distinct from their other songs i think tho some parts remind me of quiet & anaphylaxis. is it related idk im not looking into it rn
kowaremono - kyiku (rime & kazehiki utau) : holy shit. hi i love this. the lyrics kinda hurt & it sounds so dramatic. also oh my god the tuning on rime i could cry. working with her to make her sound both emotional & pretty🥺🥺 this isnt a duo i wouldve thought of but it works. this is so good [puts it directly in ur hands and walks away]
Predation - logico (haru) : yeah this is something i can easily loop for days. its so good. love the little bits of squeakiness on haru it has charm to me. goes hard. haru fans come get ur food
Shell - tokino yamma (rime) : i wasnt sold on this at first but listening more i feel like it works with rime well enough. sounds more emotional than like shes actually struggling it gets a pass from me. love the sound in the chorus. idk this is going to grow on me even more i think with the combination of the lyrics & sound
moving on to things i didnt mylist but still like enough to have in a playlist
Smart??? - marasy (kagamine rin) : i like the it
Worst Regret - youman (gumi) : youman is hit or miss with me but this is a HIT love it
Rime-chan no fukuoka trip kisoukyoku - minami no minami (rime, sekai, kafu, touhoku kiritan, frimomen, matsuka risuku) : hilarious finally my girl gets a neta song thank u minami no minami everything about this js so fuckign funny
Polybius - dopam!ne & zensen (kafu) : these 2 producers know how to have fun together. kami electroswing duo for REAL
hayari no ice cream - mochi utsune (miku) : simultaneous both cute and dark. worth ur time
chase - satsuki (teto sv) : heavy sounding song & theres something about it that keeps u listening. yes its supposed to be pronounced chase its in the comment when u like the video.
it's all my fault - aluvi (stardust infinity) : this is so pretty like actually. heavy content wise but the sound is just SO good. please give it a chance.
Chase - yakou ume (aisuu, rime, tsurumaki maki) : COMPLETELY different from the other chase. its still so good tho
Caligula - shinonome kasumi (gekiyakuß & rime) : this legit sounds like it should be one of the most popular uploads and yet it is not. how sad. its really good
denkou roukaku - dadari (haru) : another haru banger. shes kinda squeaky but i like it.
Plum - see & haiiro nemuri (nedjem & kafu) : such a calm tranquil sound for something not that light.
Time Limit - sigma (kafu, miku, & vflower) : idk how to describe this one its more mellow than other things ive put here but its so far from the really tranquil stuff. very good
yuurei ni naretara. - HotaRu (miku) : absolutely LOVE this sound it feels like carbonation in a pretty colored drink to me
tengoku yori shounen-kun e. - aira (coko, chisei, & kafu) : airas tuning is so unique no one does it like aira does this song is so immediately clockable as aira and it fucks
imaginary girl - miru (teto sv) : this feels like a popular song. to me. im not going to look at the view count im going to live in my own world about it
uso desho!? - eo (rin) : i can vibe to this i think i like the it
hakoniwa no kajitsu [beginning] - hitogoto (kafu & haru) : oooo another hitogoto song pair im liking where this is going i like this theres a story in this one too. dramatic.
giraffe center - caracca (kafu) : i dont have anything profound to say but i think its worth a listen
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copias-girl · 2 years ago
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED CHAPTER 16 IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM AT THE MALL RN AND I JUST RAN OFF TO A SECLUDED AREA AND PUT MY AIRPODS IN AND WATCHED IT
OK FIRST OFF I JUST WANNA SAY PAPA LOOKED ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING I LITERALLY CREAMED MYSELF
BUT ALSO SALTARIAN CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT COFFIN 😭😭😭😭
AND IMPERATOR MENTIONED JESUS IS COMING??
ALSO I ALREADY HEADCANONED PAPA TO PLAY VINTAGE NES GAMES SO HOLY SHIT MY HEADCANON CAME TRUE??????
HOLY SHIT IM OVERWHELMED AND I NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM ALL THIS
When I get home I’m gonna watch it a zillion more times and screenshot every frame of Papa 🤤🤤🤤
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bookendsguy · 22 days ago
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im eating Belgian mini cream puffs and holy fucking shit theyre too good idk how not to eat them all rn im🤯
(gets way too thoughtful and sappy in the tags for a post about fucking cream puffs wtf)
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hyunsvngs · 11 months ago
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Juno help i just listened to one of hyunjin’s songs for the first time in my life (ice cream) and i actually started crying??? Like full on tears rolling down my cheeks?? Im scared bc like why is his voice so SATISFYING AND SOOTHING AND CALM AND SKILLED?! I wanna hug him to sleep so bad it hurts like physically. Like i need to go take a tylenol rn holy shit help?? I wanna hig him and not even sexually?? I HAVE REPLAYED IT 5 TIMES. (I was crying each time) like i actually wanna cuddle him and smother him with the kisses he deserves after making this??? Im baffled but im fucking rambling i wanna hug him so terribly, help me please Juno oml i wanna hug him to sleep. I think im gonna pretend hes my pillow and just cuddle it to sleep while listening to this song oh my fucking gosh, is this what its like to be whipped? I wanna hug him so badly juno help
(Possibly bc im waiting on that answer, not to rush you, i love u :) ) -🦭
U R SO 🦭 ANON FRIEND AND IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG D; i’ve honestly been focusing on hyunsvngbinimas qnd now im spending time w fam but i should be back to normal on likkkeee the 27th??
ANYWAYYY i’m DEAD AYBHOW DISTRESSED U WERE DKWJWJDN ARE U OK NOW
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catcze · 11 months ago
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HIHI I WAS BAKING LAST NIGHT AND. HAVING WRIO THOUGHTS. SO. He is definitely 100% the kind of guy to absolutely indulge your interests when he’s able to, especially bc he’s just so in love he can’t say no to something that makes you so happy T_T so he’d def get roped into doing things that you enjoy, like baking or smth (but specifically baking bc that’s what I’m thinking of rn lol). But but!! like imagine making cupcakes with him late at night and getting flour all over your hands and wiping them on his shirt just to see his reaction, or taste testing icing or batter and him kissing you to get his own taste of it, or finally getting them in the oven and slow dancing around the kitchen still covered in sugar and flour and and and. hfhshsjdj hear me out here omg I’m just so in love with him and domesticity is so very sweet to me
-royal anon
ROYAL ANON IF U SEE THIS THIS IS SO LATE IM SO SORRY ILY <//3
NO BUT AJHSBDHJASDHJBAS OMG 🥺 Wait ill be honest, the hyper-specific trope of cooking (or baking, in this case) early in the morning or late in the evening is absolutely of of my favorite tropes out there ever like that shit holds such a special place in my heart, so thinking about that with wrio is so 🥺🥺♡♡♡♡
AND IM HEARING U OUT IM SAT IM LISTENING ATTENTIVELY BC OMG I LOVEEE DOMESTICITY TOO 🥺 Like all that ?!??! That you typed up !?!??!! HOLY FUCK that made me kick my feetsies and giggle bc Wrio would so do that 😭 Even if he isn't much of a baker himself, knowing that you like baking and that you like him helping you while you're baking is enough reason for him to drop every single thing whenever you bake and spend time with you, no matter what time it is.
And !!!! THE FLIRTING 🥺 having little food fights with the ingredients and slipping and sliding over each other, or the cliche tasting the icing from your lips is so <333 and and and and andddd AKJSNDAK That's so CUTE like 😭 You've got egg yolk on your clothes, sugar in your hair. Wriothesley's got whipped cream in his hair, making it stick up in odd spikes. Chocolate is smeared on his cheek, right underneath his scar. You're two hot messes desperately in need of a shower and a change of clothes, but !! The atmosphere is so cute and fun, and you end up dancing in the kitchen, and Wrio manages to spin you around and dip you, and you even manage to spin him around too, which has the two of you giggling and smiley and akhjsdkjaskjk 😭😭
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gor3-hound · 8 months ago
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pookie wookie... i'm on my knees looking up at you with the biggest eyes known to man. please write nanami smut i'm begging crying and
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i need this man in me........... THE HAIR PULL HOLY SHIT THE HAIR PUELWLELLE
i'm....IMMMMMM IMSJSIDJDN IM CREAMING RN ACTUALLY
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I DO WANNA WRITE FOR HIM SO BAD BCS UGHHHH... him and choso are everything to me... but you know what... i'll think of something to cook up :3 anything for you, pookie
pinned post about to be leon + astarion + nanami enthusiast... it gets like that bcs me too 😔
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smutty-ki113r · 1 year ago
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HOLY SHIT I LOVED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FICS AOCMWOCKWO ive been waiting for this for SO LONG AAAOSOCMWCOA FINALLY HAD TIME TO READ THEM ALL and i cant pick a fav bcus theyre all perfect🥹 WOCMOW OKAY I WAS WONDERING THOUGH HOW YOU COME UP WITH SUCH BED GRIPPING, TOE CURLING, BODY TREMBLING IDEAS FOR FICS ? you’re like my go-to smut writer bcus everything you post i already know is gonna have me creaming so hard 😩 JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK THOUGH BCUS IM SO BAD AT CREATING A GOOD FIC IDEA AND STICKING THROUGH WITH IT AND WAS WONDERING HOW YOU DO IT </3 i hope youre having a good day red !! love you lots n’ lots 🫶🫶
This message actually made me tear up-
I LOVE YOU SOSOSOSISOSOS MUCH 1.
#2. Hehehe I’m so glad you like all of them <3 WHICH DID U LIKE MOST TELL ME RN!
#3. How do I come up with them? Basically I just create things that I haven’t seen and that I want to see and nobody else is doing them so basically I just do it myself. Like I don’t think anybody else is ever going to make a phantom of the opera themed fic for a creepypasta character so… I DID. and it’s not about the smut anymore although that adds to it. Cause sex is just sex, it’s the plot and the story that makes it all come together!!
#4. To actually commit to an idea you have to be very passionate about it and do it for yourself and not for anybody else because that’s exactly how I got really tired out, so basically do whatever you want and let yourself come up with the craziest ideas ever and do it because there’s nobody stopping you except yourself!! 
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the-kipsabian · 2 years ago
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9, 26, 27 and 28!
9. Tattoos i want: oh mica youre gonna make me crave but hmm. currently i have a few ive settled on that i definitely want, so (also gonna separate these by arms cause the left one is supposed to be more of a wrestling themed sleeve and the right for the rest lol, and mostly i have just planned these for my arms or upper body at least) - knives. i want a double set of switchblades, one on each arm, currently thinking above my elbow on the back of my arm. one pointing upwards and one downwards - i need the ace austin ace logo (left arm). cause fucking aesthetic (also matching tats with my babe <3) - some sort of a set of the house of black masks or at least one of them (left arm) - libra constellation (right arm, preferably right hand) - some type of a cat. i havent decided on this yet, most likely its gonna be a matching one with my wife, but definitely cat themed (right arm) - fox done in a watercolor style (right arm). this is one ive wanted for the longest time, so we'll see when that eventually happen. i just want it to be like the size of my entire upper arm lol - "night crow" (right arm). im not going into details cause it would take a while and its a work in progress and idk if i can actually make it happen but this is something personal and kip related lol - if i ever get a chest removal, my scars will be covered with "im not a woman, im a god". also potential matching tattoo idea with babe <3
..i think thats all ive been thinking rn? most likely at least one knife will be next, but that entirely depends what im feeling, who i can get as an artist and when i come to monies for anything but. theres a short list for now LOL
26. What’s one thing you regret? im trying to think but like. nothing major comes to mind honestly? im too old to regret things lol
27. First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: ..oh. you know. YOU KNOW
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kicking my feet, twirling my hair <333 (we just talked about this last night too, but like yeah.. hes attractive to the point where i ended up liking facial hair actually LMAO)
28. Favorite ice cream? like. theres this really good one i get constantly from the store during the summer. where its like. chocolate ice cream. with little chocolate cake pieces in it. and little chocolate drops in it. and mocha sauce on top of it. its so ridiculously good like holy shit
get in my business please ~
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