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This immediately made me think of the Saiki brothers.
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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
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Ugh my aunt and uncle are genuinely awful. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
All they do is just disrespect us, break our things, steal, and then lie out their ass about all of it and I am fucking done! They need to get the hell out of my house! They don't respect us! They don't give a shit! Why the fuck should we?!
Uncle c, aunt l, if you're reading this, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME!!!
#im not even sorry#i hate you guys with full passion#get out#leave#i dont fucking want you here#JUST GET OUT#GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE#GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT#vent#vent post#majorly need it#lizard vents
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Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
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The little guy ever
Reblog this with a gif of your Blorbo
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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology
#i ordered some fun gimmick socks and got them last night#i kid you not the were so loose the could fall off but at the top it was so tight i would be genuinely surprised if there werent bruises#by the morning
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Shout out to that time my local Walmart was playing she wolf over the loud speakers because they thought it was a Halloween song
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Long live the bone horse
I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it
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good morning everyone here is a tribute to the chaos that was the animaniacs twitter yesterday ❤️
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God i love this hellsite
glad to see those spreading the truth
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Btw he did in fact look at EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
and I should NOT have been reading some of those
Yallll my principal found my ao3 bookmarks D:
I think I may be a wee bit FUCKED
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Two Hearts Beat as One
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Raph can't carry two injured baby brothers...
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#asfsfscsvdbfhssv emotions#reblog#reblog tag#rottmnt#riseofthetmnt#saverottmnt#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#angst#fan fiction#comic#disaster twins#donnie angst#leo angst#two hearts beat as one#thbo au
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I'm not sure a dress more stunning could exist
“This dress was worn by Juliet Stevenson as Titania in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 1981, directed by Ron Daniels and designed by Maria Bjornson. Maria Bjornson imagined the action of A Midsummer Night’s Dream in a toy theatre, with puppets and doll-like dresses. Although this Victorian-style costume looks bulky, it was light enough for Juliet Stevenson to hurtle around the stage. As the fairy queen, she ran wild and free with her ragged skirt swinging and swooping“ (from Royal Shakepeare Company)
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