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my-bl00d-is-p1nk · 1 month ago

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I want a partner so bad, I want to obsess over someone, I want someone to protect, I want someone who loves me for me, I want someone who’s can be just as crazy as me, I want someone who loves me even if I’m not the prettiest, I want someone who will protect me, I want someone I would love forever forever forever forever.

if you want a plural jirai gf who’s a bit of a yandere hit me up pls >,<

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robinstome · 8 months ago

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Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

#nbc hit me up ill write the pilot for gay seinfeld #shut up bella #seinfeld

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18 #like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like #‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #dc #text #text post

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aropride · 2 months ago

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#text #polls #asking for Me... ive been wondering what the average for this is for YEARS #my textbook says 8-10 years old #my experience i think is abnormal bc i identified as ace spec til i was like 16 And i think i actually Was #i think my sexuality changed due to factors probably but i dont think those factors were 'growing up'. yknow. especially bc i hit puberty #when i was like 8 i think

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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #fnaf gregory #david afton #evan afton #security breach #fnaf 4 #tyler the creator #your guys weekly angst eat up girlies!!#This is in fact based off ‘like him’ by Tyler The Creator #and tbh I might make another song semi based off that song #seeing it surprisingly works with a lot of fnaf BAHAH #but the plot point Gregory is supposed to be in same way David #truly hits me in a way #either to the mimic or in this case Michael #to think Michael can’t help but see his brother in Gregory #that in a way he’s a substitution for him #it mimics a lot how in the movie Abby makes Mike think of Garrett etc #this is an ongoing thing with Michael as a character #and truly it destroys my poor little heart #so of course I had to share the pain 💜💜

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stemmmm · 23 days ago

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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

#gravity falls #gf theseus' guide #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #m.png #THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH #cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY #not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that #theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need #anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete #and started screaming until it got put back #also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao #it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one

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suntails · 16 days ago

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growing up!

#FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!!!#so shocking news: the silver artbook actually killed me a little. this is the first finished pic ive made since #wow isnt it crazy that 26 completed illustrations would kinda take it outta ya. bananas. i need to Not do a full bg again for a minute #i had the stupid thought like 'oohhgh i could do a series of silver and lilia as hes growing up!!' im HITTING ME!!! NO MORE SERIES!!!#I CAN DO NON-RELATED PICS OF THAT IF I MUST!!! THE PRESSURE OF A SERIES IS TOO TIRING RN!!!!#my life is a whirlwind i JUST moved and now might need to move again bc the nepotism might work and id make a ton more #im trying to sell my house and its going very poorly. im doing well at work. ID HAFTA MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY AGAIN #ID BE BACK NOOOORTH id go to pennsylvania <3 im from new york so the thought of being closer to my mom is rly nice #and i have friends there both from high school and ohiiiio and new england etc etc!!!! YAY!!!#twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #suntails #did u miss this. be honest. when i vanish for months at a time do u miss the rambling life updates. theyre who i am

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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I don't want to regret the way I lived

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #nobara kugisaki #nanami kento #choso kamo #junpei yoshino #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES #'did you sleep hina' no #ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD #i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew #also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To #he is implied through th dialogue #side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way #pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me #not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap

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ghost-bxrd · 3 months ago

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Prompt:

Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.

So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-

Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.

Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…