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my-bl00d-is-p1nk · 2 months ago

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I want a partner so bad, I want to obsess over someone, I want someone to protect, I want someone who loves me for me, I want someone who’s can be just as crazy as me, I want someone who loves me even if I’m not the prettiest, I want someone who will protect me, I want someone I would love forever forever forever forever.

if you want a plural jirai gf who’s a bit of a yandere hit me up pls >,<

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robinstome · 9 months ago

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Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

#nbc hit me up ill write the pilot for gay seinfeld #shut up bella #seinfeld

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bruciemilf · 3 months ago

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18 #like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like #‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #dc #text #text post

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lapdogchase · 3 months ago

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#text #polls #asking for Me... ive been wondering what the average for this is for YEARS #my textbook says 8-10 years old #my experience i think is abnormal bc i identified as ace spec til i was like 16 And i think i actually Was #i think my sexuality changed due to factors probably but i dont think those factors were 'growing up'. yknow. especially bc i hit puberty #when i was like 8 i think

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renchanters · 1 year ago

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Thoughts on hairy bisexual men with brown eyes who are also sluts?

#thanks anon for setting me up for this <3 #asks #anon #🪴#greatest hits #<- ig ?? 20k no joke

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #fnaf gregory #david afton #evan afton #security breach #fnaf 4 #tyler the creator #your guys weekly angst eat up girlies!!#This is in fact based off ‘like him’ by Tyler The Creator #and tbh I might make another song semi based off that song #seeing it surprisingly works with a lot of fnaf BAHAH #but the plot point Gregory is supposed to be in same way David #truly hits me in a way #either to the mimic or in this case Michael #to think Michael can’t help but see his brother in Gregory #that in a way he’s a substitution for him #it mimics a lot how in the movie Abby makes Mike think of Garrett etc #this is an ongoing thing with Michael as a character #and truly it destroys my poor little heart #so of course I had to share the pain 💜💜

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ozumii-fucking-wizard · 10 days ago

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Oh, my foolish wizard...lean your weight on me.

#ozusart #art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 art #gale dekarios #gale bg3 #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #gale #His partner kissing the mark where the orb is #tracing it with their fingertips #leaving him breathless and weak #him sighing as he lets himself be vunerable #behind all that smug know-it-all is a husk of a man who only wants purpose #and wants to be wanted #if you make fanfics based off of this please hit me up cause i suck at writintg IOFIJSDFIOJFSF #I icarus by hozier is so him im gonna kkms #shoutout to kaylee for reawakening my love for gale

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suntails · 2 months ago

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growing up!

#FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!!!#so shocking news: the silver artbook actually killed me a little. this is the first finished pic ive made since #wow isnt it crazy that 26 completed illustrations would kinda take it outta ya. bananas. i need to Not do a full bg again for a minute #i had the stupid thought like 'oohhgh i could do a series of silver and lilia as hes growing up!!' im HITTING ME!!! NO MORE SERIES!!!#I CAN DO NON-RELATED PICS OF THAT IF I MUST!!! THE PRESSURE OF A SERIES IS TOO TIRING RN!!!!#my life is a whirlwind i JUST moved and now might need to move again bc id make a ton more #im trying to sell my house and its going very poorly. im doing well at work. ID HAFTA MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY AGAIN #ID BE BACK NOOOORTH id go to pennsylvania <3 im from new york so the thought of being closer to my mom is rly nice #and i have friends there both from high school and ohiiiio and new england etc etc!!!! YAY!!!#twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #suntails #did u miss this. be honest. when i vanish for months at a time do u miss the rambling life updates. theyre who i am

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 14 days ago

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idiot brothers

#cliffjumper #bumblebee #transformers one #transformers #maccadam #b 127 #projecting all the things me and siblings did onto cliff and bee #my older brother making me go down the stairs in a hamper #and i instantly hit my head on every single step and start crying #“ill give you my dragon toy”#okay man i probbaly have a concussion but ill shut up

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stemmmm · 2 months ago

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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

#gravity falls #gf theseus' guide #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #m.png #THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH #cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY #not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that #theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need #anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete #and started screaming until it got put back #also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao #it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one

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yurtgirlsophie0 · 2 months ago

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Any straight guy who would be interested in dating me?🥹

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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I don't want to regret the way I lived

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #nobara kugisaki #nanami kento #choso kamo #junpei yoshino #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES #'did you sleep hina' no #ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD #i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew #also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To #he is implied through th dialogue #side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way #pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me #not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap

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gunnenmoonlight · 1 month ago

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I have this meme lying around and my mood rn man…I can’t

I felt like I’ve been robbed. I can’t stop watching the premiere. I’ve been crying since 5am. When the premiere started, now it’s 5pm and I’m still crying. man…

#epic the musical #epic the ithaca saga #epic premiere hits home hard dude I cannot…#My life is so done now #I started tearing up on I can’t help but wonder #Then Would you fall in love with me again make the dam broke #I cried so hard my dad stop baking his cake dude #My family thinks I’m crazy now

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ghost-bxrd · 4 months ago

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Prompt:

Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.

So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-

Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.

Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…

#((Jason is the one who hit him with the car))#(((but it truly was an accident)))#((((and now his elaborate revenge plans got derailed because OMG I HIT MY DAD WITH A CAR))))#Brucie gets to blubber and cry about his son in a way Batman isn’t allowed to #meanwhile Jason: omg pls shut up PLS I’m BEGGING you just die already #Bruce: anything for you 🥹#Jason: …. hold on no I didn’t mean that B do NOT fall asleep on me right now #some more fake hallucinations #but nobody thinks it’s a hallucination except Bruce #also: Wayne Son Back From The Dead!? more on page two!#((Jason takes his revenge by trying to boot Tim from the family and realizing he’s not even part of it which—))#((is anybody taking care of that raccoon? well Jason is now))))#prompts #crack au #fanfiction #inspiration #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #tim drake #red hood #Batdad #Brucie wayne

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sporesgalaxy · 10 months ago

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i shouldnt be at the club i should be at a monastery. illuminating texts and shit

#i feel like some number of historical monks and nuns ive read about just sort of got to publish controversial philosphy and opinions.#wish that could be me. if i could dedicate 10 hours a day to backing up my weird opinions you wouldnt know what hit you #adddna

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nedlittle · 2 months ago

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#ice ice baby #polls #pls rb i want a good sample size #we can't ALL die of scurvy it's not mathematically possible! someone has to succumb to exposure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i could have included sooooo many more medical ailments i am being restrained #it could be its own separate poll #anyway so many of these are me and i would love to die of some horrible disease but i would fall into a crevasse #i do not look where i walk and there have been multiple occasions in my life where i have unintentionally climbed into a ravine & got stuck #one of which i had to us tree roots to climb up a rock face and i should have fallen and died #the other option was getting washed away by the tide lmao #and i was too embarrassed to call my boss for help #hi andrea can you send a boat to come get me i'm stuck at the bottom of hole in the wall and can't get back up #greatest (s)hits

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