#Hiccup Haddock on drugs

[thereweredragonshere]

Not a fucking clue what possessed me to draw this but please feel free to ask High Hiccup Haddock any questions 😭

[spacenintendogs]

sorry hiccup, ur friends are functioning stoners

if u are wondering abt tuff & fishlegs:

actual thought out headcanons happy 4/20 lol

fishlegs: partakes but isn't a stoner. makes sure everyone stays hydrated & can tell u all abt the different kinds of marijuana plants (there's literally over 700 strains). likes making edibles with ruffnut using the stuff he grows. very serious abt everyone taking care of themselves tho, fr. has a pretty good tolerance to it. very giggly

tuffnut: ik it says "does not partake" but he will on occassion if it's like. blunt rotation in hiccup's garage lmao. one puff & he's done. it caused him an asthma attack in the past & after that he said no to constantly doing it. edibles make him way too paranoid & he feels like his skin is pinching/prickling itself & it's itchy. will help with giving ppl water & likes making normal snacks for everyone when they get munchies.

hiccup: only partakes on special occassions or if there's absolutely nothing going on during a weekend. isn't the biggest fan of how it makes him feel. prefers smoking. one time he accidentally ate a whole brownie & he was on the couch, curled up, and riding it out as fishlegs did his best to keep him calm.

astrid: "astrid's been eating dragon nip again" yea she has she's been eating edibles since she was 15 lol all that stress of being perfect she put on herself takes a toll & it helps her unwind. high tolerance. does smoke, too. stoner, but like, no one can tell & originally only ruffnut knew. a fucking Pro & still knows when she can't do it (like when she's driving)

ruffnut: does it bc it's fun silly time!! prefers to smoke & has a bong collection lol. her & astrid are the original stoners of the gang. they got into it together & it's weirdly smth that they hold dear despite not being super duper close. sometimes her & astrid will separate themselves & have a smoke together & just sit. it's nice.

snotlout: he always overdoes it to the point where he'll probably throw up but after he does he's fine & feels great. always chokes & hacks up a storm when he smokes & forgets to drink water. he has hallucinated from brownies ruff made before. gets super twitchy. has ended up in cannabis induced psychosis multiple times & never learns his lesson abt his limits

[honeyed-latte]

Weed man Viggo Grimborn

Deals drugs to Hiccup, yes this is in the canon era bc Viking Era drugdealer sounds HILARIOUS

[autumndragon]

!!!!!!!! yet another scenario i didn't know i would like so muuuuchhhh, that's so so deliciously evil!!!!!!

viggo's obsession driving him to recklessness is sooo in character, when he sees hiccup he just can't think straight (pun not intended) at all, all sober rational thought goes out the window. absolutely fantaaaastic<3333

Reckless

this is a request from ao3, Teacher!Viggo kidnapping Student!Hiccup!

He didn't know why he'd done it. It was a stupid idea that was going to cost him his job and reputation at the very least; indeed, he'd be lucky to escape without years of jailtime.

But... looking in the rearview mirror of his car, he felt a deep rush of excitement. He couldn't see much in the dark, but what he could see was making his heart pound like a drum.

Tousled brown hair, flashing occasionally as he drove under a streetlight. A freckled face which shone a little paler than usual from the pills. A gangly form sprawled across the three seats with one leg stuck up at an awkward angle.

Oh, he knew this was the beginning of the end. It could only be, with the nature of this reckless and impulsive act. But he could go out with a bang. He laughed at the unintentional wordplay. His passenger groaned briefly.

Viggo's determination increased. He pressed the gas pedal as far as he dared; it wouldn't do to have the boy wake up before they'd reached the destination. A lovely little cabin, two or so hours outside of town. It had been his grandfather's, and his brother had wanted nothing to do with it... so Viggo had made it his own. It would be the perfect place.

He'd set this up weeks in advance. The whole plan hadn't been impulsive; just this evening's events. Everything was happening so fast. That was alright though, he'd been ready for a week. The house was stocked with food, firewood, fresh water, clothes, toiletries, the lot. Crinkling gently on the front seat beside him was a bouquet of a dozen roses wrapped in plastic.

The turnoff for the cabin was easy to miss in daylight, but Viggo had the route memorized. He steered onto the rough gravel road up to the cabin and winced as he heard his passenger moan at the bumps. Soon, soon, they'd be out of the car and in the house. Then it would all be fine. The headlights flashed across the windows of the cabin and Viggo sighed in relief.

He parked, got out, and grabbed the roses. He unlocked the door's four bolts and entered, turning on a few lights as he did. He wanted the place to look welcoming, after all. Setting the flowers on the kitchen table, he went back out to the car.

Hiccup was still unconscious. The pills Viggo had slipped into his water bottle during after-school detention were working well, and he'd timed it right so that Hiccup would wake soon. Viggo opened the back door of the car and gripped Hiccup's wrists.

The boy groaned again, but his body seemed to understand that it was time to stand up. Viggo got him sitting, then leaning against him. His feet were unsteady, especially the metal one on the gravel, but together they made it inside. Viggo guided Hiccup to the couch and lay him down, then retrieved the bags from the trunk. He locked the car and returned to the house.

Then... he pulled up a chair across from the couch. It wouldn't be long before Hiccup woke; he'd be disoriented but he'd soon calm down. Viggo had brought wine, some liquor, too. He didn't know what Hiccup liked. He took a deep breath; it would be important to be calm when his guest awoke. This was meant to be a lover's retreat, not an ordeal.

Hiccup stirred and Viggo smiled.

[mahoganyrust]

A Bullet’s Beauty

Hiccup Haddock, the ex-heir to the most renowned mafia circles in the world, was enjoying his hard-earned retirement in peace.

He had managed to find paradise despite the hell he was born and forged in, and he was content to share it with his husband for the rest of his life.

But when the foolish young son of a Drug lord picks the wrong car to steal, the wrong house to target, and the wrong man to murder...Hiccup finds himself on a rampage into his old life.

And he wants blood.

[phoenixlionme]

Fictional Characters that Exude Disabilityexcellence

Toph Beifong - Blind

Teo (ATLA) - Paraplegic; wheelchair user

Korra (TLOK) - PTSD

Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto) - wears glasses; her being the giftless one among her family has been compared to that of a disabled child in an able-bodied family

Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) - confirmed to have OCD

George Bailey (It’s a Wonderful Life) - partial deafness

Milo Thatch (Atlantis the Lost Empire) - wears glasses

Izumi Curtis (FMAB) - chronic illness; missing limbs

Edward Elric (FMAB) - for most of the series, he was a double amputee (missing an arm and a leg) by the end of the series, he regained his arm but not his leg. As such, he started off as a double amputee but is now a single amputee

Lan Fan (FMAB) - arm amputee with prosthetic

Sterling Archer (Archer) - breast cancer (remission); tinnitus; implied to be autistic

Jack Russell (Bluey) - ADHD

Barbara Gordon (DC Comics) - paraplegic; wheelchair user

Victor Stone  (DC Comics) - multiple amputee

Hiccup Haddock and Toothless (HTTYD franchise) - both are amputees (Hiccup his foot; Toothless his tail) and both use prosthetics

Chimi the Skull Warrior (Maya and the Three) - albino

Rico the Rooster Wizard (Maya and the Three - stutter

Ororo Munroe (Marvel Comics) - claustrophobia

Professor Charles Xavier (Marvel Comics) - paraplegic; wheelchair user

Matt Murdock (Marvel Comics) - blind; uses mobility aid

Adam Evans (DC Comics) - dyslexia

Natsume (Deca-Dence) - arm amputee; uses prosthetic

Kitty Softpaws (Shrek/Puss in Boots franchise) - declawed

Daphne Paloma Vasquez  (Switched at Birth) - deaf

Garrett (Quest for Camelot) - blind

Sunny Nwazue (Akata Witch trilogy) - albino

Charlotte Webber (Marvel Comics) - Ehlers-Danlos syndrome; uses mobility aids (wheelchair and crutches)

Amaya (The Dragon Prince) - deaf

Alinta aka Bolt (DC Comics) - double leg amputee; uses prosthetics

Mia Dearden (DC Comics) - HIV positive

Tony Stark (Marvel Comics) - heart condition; recovering alcoholic; PTSD, trauma

Jessica Jones (Marvel Comics) - alcoholism, PTSD, depression

Alicia Masters (Marvel Comics) - blind

Irene Adler (Marvel Comics) - blind

Tim Drake (DC Comics) - asplenia (missing spleen)

Kate Kane (DC Comics) - PTSD, recovering alcoholic

Cassandra Cain (DC Comics) - autistic spectrum, mute, dyslexic

Roy Harper aka Red Arrow (DC Comics) - arm amputee, uses prosthetic; recovering drug addict

Nick Fury (Marvel Comics) - partial blindness

Clint Barton (Marvel Comics) - deaf; uses hearing aids

Maya Lopez (Marvel Comics) - deaf

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

The Expressions of a Trapped Mind

AU By Maea.

Feel free to add ideas for canon characters (with consent of course) and I will look them over!! For the most part this goes over Krogan, however if you would like to add ideas for characters like Viggo then feel free to do so! Au is under the cut and trigger warnings!

Tags: @ziggityzigg @duoatomica @amyrafiercebladeartz (y’all like the weird crap I come up with also this came to me in a dream.)

TWs:

- Non-Consensual Medical Experimentation

- Non-Consensual Drugging

- Human Experimentation

- Self Harm

- Governmental Abuse of Power and Corruption

- Talks of Severe Mental Disorders such as the following: Disordered Eating, Stockholm Syndrome, Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder, Extremely Graphic Anxiety Attacks

- Other Potentially Disturbing Content such as: Blood, Gore, Violence, Cannibalism and Body Horror.

DISCLAIMER: This AU will also contain a much darker take on a NON-CANON related world of How to Train Your Dragon there is still Dragons and whatnot, however characters like Hiccup are going to be quite different. I will block users and/or delete any comments complaining about this AU being “too different” from canon or character being “out of character”. Because I frankly do not care.

If you find any of the above topics disturbing and/or triggering then PLEASE avoid this AU. Thank you for reading this.

Setting

Post Modern, High Future. Timeline wise, this AU would take place roughly two years after How to Train Your Dragon 2.

Important Characters:

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: (CEO of PSI (Primordial Solutions Incorporated) and Lead Scientist on Code: UMBRIS, which began as a study of a new drug charmingly called Umberglass. Human testing has just commenced with Subject 001-KR.) Son of Stoick The Vast

Astrid “Valkyrie” Hofferson: Fiancée of Hiccup, CEO of Greater Holding and Management ©

Stoick “the Vast” Haddock: Emperor (and Dictator) of Veritima, once known as Berk in the history books, but after the Haddock Ascension and Overthrow the name was changed to a more fitting name of the warlike Iron Fist of Dragon Masters

Subject KR-001 (Calls himself Krogan.): Prisoner of War. Captured during the Battle for the King of Dragons. Originally owned By Drago Bludvist, now belongs to Primordial Solutions Incorporated © due to a sell off by the Greater Holding and Managment ©, the megacorp that owns most prisons. CURRENTLY 2 YEARS AND SIX MONTHS IN TESTING.

Information about the AU

Dragons Exist. They are extremely common, and are in fact the main portion of this AU in its entirety. Dragons are used for everything. Bioengineering, weaponry, and as day to day pets.

Drago Bludvist attacked the nation of Veritima (Otherwise known as Berk) (2790 AD), wherein his forces were overthrown and he was killed. Most of his prisoners were taken into the Veritima Prison System, owned by Greater Holdings and Management, who would distribute said prisoners and warriors of the warlord into districts that would fit them depending on how dangerous they were.

KR-001 was taken from the Ricter District Facility, a high security prison that dealt with the most unstable and violent inmates and prisoners that had issues socializing and tended to be aggressive towards handlers and staff members, and was Procured by the Nation’s Leader’s Son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III.

KR-001 was captured during the Battle for the King of Dragons, a year before the Great Massacre (2789 AD). Hiccup Haddock Procured the man himself and placed him in the Ricter Facility due to the man’s quote “Prickly” nature.

Umberglass is not, in fact a drug. It is called that to the public. It is an injection of a fluid that contains a mixture of experimental gene-altering nanobots and Dragon DNA, with a base of Lycanwing Venom so the Dragon DNA sticks to the more human genomes that are being manually altered by the scientists from the outside of the body.

Cybernetic prosthetics are extremely common for body parts that are considered “broken.”, although sometimes they are used for looks.

This AU, for the most part, focuses on Krogan.

Month(s) One-Six.

Krogan is brought into the lab on February 1st, 2792. He is aggressive and mean to staff at the Ricter Prison where he came from, so he is bound with a straight jacket, a blinder and a muzzle.

He likes to use his teeth, apparently. He is injected on February 1st after being sedated due to not sitting still long enough for nurses to deliver what Hiccup had told Krogan was “medication.”

Hiccup’s voice seemed to enrage the man to no end, made him want to scratch his eyes out of their sockets, but all he could do was growl and snarl at the other man.

Krogan is left alone for the rest of the day to wake up again so Hiccup has an awake and not groggy subject to test on.

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On February 3rd, Krogan’s appetite has seemed to increased. He is oddly calm. The Lycanwing Venom is Taking Effect.

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Stage one of Gene splicing began on February 4th as, Krogan’s lycanwing Genomes are now steady enough to continue with further protocols.

On March 5th, Krogan has gained about five pounds. His body is hoarding food and his hormones are starting to go completely out of whack, quite similar in a manner as if he was carrying offspring.

Aggression had spiked a few days prior, which ended in lower intern, when coming to provide him with his food being injured and mauled. They lived, however they needed permanent facial prosthetics.

Feeding must be now be done through extremely minimal contact with the newly dubbed Subject KR-001

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(March 14th) It broke the viewing glass. KR-001’s Strength has increased to almost double, if not triple its original strength. Glass was successfully replaced with an electrified ceramic-coated glass that is several inches thicker.

KR-001 has left it alone for now.

Genetic Changes have began to finally appear. KR-001 has experienced some growth of its limbs and its extremities. A stubby tail and claws are all we can make of the initial changes.

It cries and begs to be let out. Do not let it come out.

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(May 2nd) Subject’s weight has increased by a surprising amount. KR-001 Started at 340 pounds and is now up to 359 pounds. Hunger has seemed to be constantly bothering it, as well as it weirdly beginning to try and dig holes in the tile of its cell near the doorway.

As of right now it has been entirely unsuccessful except in bloodying its fingers on the floor and wearing its new claws down to nubs and/breaking them off. Proper protocol has been incited. Subject has been given The Mittens to stop it from scratching or hurting itself.

Tail is longer. Around six feet long. Has a sharp venomous barb on it, which has been capped to stop KR-001 from injuring staff or itself with the neurotoxin contained within the barb.

Subject’s nose has been modified to be larger and more prominent. Sensory organs are supposedly growing stronger.

It has not stopped crying for over a month.

(June 3rd) KR-001 has eaten a member of security. A group apparently got drunk and unlocked the door, only to have a situation as it lunged and ate Davin S. Morris alive. Davin was too far gone by the time help was able to get to him. Cause of death was most likely caused by KR-001’s teeth and jaws biting through his skull and severing his spinal chord from its brain stem.

Subject is up to 600 pounds. It has grown taller, going from 8’2” to over 9’0” closer to 10 feet (actual height is 9’11”) tall. The tail is around the same length as it is tall.

KR-001’s claws have grown back.

(July 14th) It has finally stopped crying after punishment was implemented in the form of a shock collar.

KR-001’s limbs are once again longer, though only slightly, and so are its torso and its neck. It seems to prefer moving around on all fours, and has seemed to have lost a bit of mobility in its wrists. The opening to its mouth is far wider

Subject has been extremely docile. Shock collar is unneeded but remains in place. It has began to talk to itself and chew on its own limbs and the walls. They have been replaced with padding for KR-001’s safety.

KR-001 has lost some weight, and is down to 590 pounds.

Subject has stopped eating on (July 10th) and refuses to eat any food given to it. Heads have agreed that partially sedating the subject and forcefeeding it will fix the problem.

It has gone over without a hitch.

Year One

KR-001 has become a partial success. It still refuses to eat and protocol of tube feeding it has remained the same. It is tame enough to handle with no issues of being bitten or needing to be sedated.

At Night it screams until its throat is hoarse and during the day, it speaks to itself in seemingly meaningless chatter. Hiccup has grown annoyed with this factor and shocks it any time it tries to proceed with the unwanted behavior, though it does nothing to stop it, only sending it back into week long spirals of sobbing and screaming to be let out.

It has began to draw on the walls.

KR-001’s body has twisted in unnatural ways. It has lost most of its toes and has became digitigrade with the three that remain. It can no longer stand on its legs for extended periods of time. Its tail has grown a straight, hairy drape running down the tip of it, and its ears have become sharp and batlike. KR-001’s eyes are extremely sensitive to light and its vision has rapidly been growing worse in the last few months.

Current.

KR-001 has refused to eat for more than two years. We have replaced its stomach with an artificial one and equipped it with solar panels. It can now simply eat using the UVB light provided to it in its room.

Its eyes failed on March 4th, 2793. They have both subsequently been replaced with new, better ones equipped with state of the art heads up displays that will give it everything it wants to know.

KR-001 Kept breaking its own arms somehow and would not let them heal. Panels from the somewhat internal solar panels have been included into the panels of its new cybernetic arms, meant to be exact duplicates of its old arms.

It can stand on two limbs again as normal as of recently, there is no reason why it has developed this ability again.

Its teeth are all razor sharp. It will not stop scrabbling at the window even if it shocks it. All the electricity seems to do is piss it off.

(December 4th) It broke the glass again. This time it escaped into the real world. We do not know where KR-001 has gone.

Krogan had successfully escaped. He didn’t even want to, not at first, he liked it there. At first. And then he started to spiral again. He looked for normalcy despite his horrifically mangled body. He was far too identifiable to stay in the city and he knew this, so he fled to the countryside, and then into the forests.

He was safe, or at least he hoped so. No more artificial lights. No more shock collar, no more electrified glass. Everything was as it should be. He was okay. He just needed to find somewhere to live.

[identity-library]

Disability (Films)

A:

A Christmas Prince (2017)

Emily Charlton (Spina Bifida - Wheelchair User)

A Costume for Nicholas (2020)

Nicolás (Down Syndrome)

All Together Now (2020)

Chad (Unspecified Mobility Disability - Wheelchair User)

Ricky (Autistic)

Amélie (2001)

Lucien (Amputee)

...and Your Name is Jonah (1979)

Jonah (Deaf)

A Quiet Place (2018)

Regan Abbott (Deaf)

A Silent Voice (2016)

Shoko Nishimiya (Deaf)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Kashekim Nedakh (Blind)

Avengers: Civil War (2016)

James "Rhodey" Rhodes (Paralyzed - Wheelchair User)

B:

Baby Driver (2017)

Joseph (Deaf)

Ballerina (2016)

Odette (Unspecified Mobility Disability - Cane User)

Big Hero 6 (2014)

The Ringleader (Partially Blind)

Brave (2012)

King Fergus (Amputee)

C:

Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)

Lola (Autistic)

Children of a Lesser God (1986)

Sarah Norman (Deaf)

Christmas Ever After (2020)

Izzi Simmons (Unspecified Mobility Disability - Wheelchair User)

CODA (2021)

Frank Rossi (Deaf)

Jackie Rossi (Deaf)

Leo Rossi (Deaf)

Compensation (1999)

Malaika Brown (Deaf)

Malindy Brown (Deaf)

Curse of Chucky (2013)

Nica Pierce (Heart Condition, Paralyzed - Wheelchair User)

Cyrano (2021)

Cyrano de Bergerac (Dwarfism)

D:

David's Mother (1994)

David (Autistic)

Dumbo (2019)

Holt Farrier (Amputee)

Dustbin Baby (2008)

Poppy (Autistic)

E:

Eastrail 177 (Trilogy)

Elijah Price/Dr. Glass (Osteogenesis Imperfecta - Cane/Wheelchair User)

Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Eleanore Duvall (Diabetes, Limb Difference)

Tom Baltezor (Amputee)

Whitey Duvall (Limb Difference, Seizure Disorder)

Elio (2025)

Elio Solis (Partially Blind)

Eternals (2021)

Makkari (Deaf)

Ezra (2023)

Ezra (Autistic)

F:

Feel the Beat (2020)

Zuzu (Deaf)

Finding Dory (2016)

Destiny (Low Vision)

Dory (Short-Term Memory Loss)

Sheldon (Allergies)

Finding Nemo (2003)

Dory (Short-Term Memory Loss)

Nemo (Underdeveloped Fin)

Sheldon (Allergies)

Forgive Us Our Trespasses (2022)

Paul (Limb Difference)

Forrest Gump (1994)

Daniel Taylor (Bilateral Lower Limb Amputee)

Forrest Gump (Unspecified Intellectual Disability)

Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

David (Deaf-Mute)

Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)

Edward Elric (Amputee)

G:

Godzilla vs Kong (2021)

Jia Andrews (Deaf)

H:

Hellfighters (1968)

Jack Lomax (Paralyzed - Wheelchair User)

Home on the Range (2004)

Lucky Jack (Amputee)

How to Train Your Dragon (Franchise)

Gobber the Belch (Amputee)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock ||| (Amputee)

Toothless (Amputee)

I:

Inside I'm Dancing (2004)

Michael Connolly (Cerebral Palsy, Wheelchair User)

Rory O'Shea (Muscular Dystrophy, Wheelchair User)

Inspector Gadget (Franchise)

Sanford "Dr. Claw" Scolex (Amputee)

I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

Owen (Asthma)

J:

James and the Giant Peach (1996)

Earthworm (Blind)

Glowworm (Partially Deaf)

K:

Keep the Change (2017)

David Cohen (Autistic)

Sarah Silverstein (Autistic)

Kingsman (Franchise)

Charlie Hesketh (Amputee)

Gazelle (Double Leg Amputee)

Harry Hart (Partially Blind)

Richmond Valentine (Lisp)

L:

Lemonade Mouth (2011)

Alex (Unspecified Disability, Wheelchair User)

Live Flesh (1997)

David de Paz (Paralyzed, Wheelchair User)

Love & Other Drugs (2010)

Maggie Murdock (Parkinson's Disease)

Luca (2021)

Massimo Marcovaldo (One Arm)

M:

Mac and Me (1988)

Eric Cruise (Unspecified Disability, Wheelchair User)

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Corpus Colossus (Unspecified Mobility Disability)

Margarita with a Straw (2014)

Laila Kapoor (Cerebral Palsy, Wheelchair User)

Marvel (Franchise)

James "Bucky" Barnes (Amputee)

Nebula (Amputee)

Nick Fury (Partially Blind)

Odin Borson (Partially Blind)

Phil Coulson (Amputee)

Stephen Strange (Nerve Damage)

Thor (Amputee, Partially Blind)

Maya and the Three (2021)

Zatz (Partially Blind)

Midwinter Night's Dream (2004)

Jovana (Autistic)

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Blind Pew (Blind)

Long John Silver (Amputee)

N:

Nathan's Kingdom (2020)

Nathan (Autistic)

Newsies (1992)

Crutchy (Limited Mobility, Crutch User)

Nimona (2023)

Ballister Boldheart (Amputee, Prosthetic User)

O:

Orphan (2009)

Maxine "Max" Coleman (Deaf)

P:

Peter Pan (1953)

Captain Hook (Amputee)

Pinocchio (1940)

Gideon (Mute)

Pinocchio (2022)

Fabiana (Limp)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Franchise)

Mistress Ching (Blind)

Posse (1975)

Harold Hellman (Double Amputee)

Q:

Quest for Camelot (1998)

Garrett (Blind)

R:

Resident Evil (Franchise)

Becky (Deaf)

Charles Ashford (Unspecified Disability, Wheelchair User)

Road House (1989)

Cody (Blind)

Rogue One (2016)

Chirrut Îmwe (Blind)

Run (2020)

Chloe Sherman (Asthma, Diabetes, Heart Condition, Paralyzed, Wheelchair User)

S:

Shallow Hal (2001)

Walt (Spina Bifida)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Razor Fist (Amputee)

Sharp Stick (2022)

Zach (Down Syndrome)

Shazam! (2019)

Frederick "Freddy" Freeman (Limited Mobility)

Ship of Fools (1965)

Carl Glocken (Dwarfism)

Skyward (1980)

Julie Ward (Paralyzed, Wheelchair User)

Sound of Metal (2019)

Joe (Deafened)

Ruben Stone (Hard of Hearing)

Soundproof (2006)

Dean Whittingham (Deaf)

Spies in Disguise (2019)

Killian (Amputee)

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors (2013)

Ricky (Autistic)

Star Wars (Franchise)

Darth Maul (Multi-Limb Amputee)

Luke Skywalker (Amputee)

Strange World (2022)

Legend (Amputee)

T:

The Adam Project (2022)

Adam Reed (Asthma)

The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

Homer Parish (Double Hand Amputee)

The Book of Life (2014)

Jorge Sánchez (Double Amputee, Partially Blind)

The Crippled Masters (1979)

Lee Ho (Double Arm Amputee)

Tang (Double Leg Amputee)

The Eighth Day (1996)

Georges (Down Syndrome)

The Evil Dead (1981)

Ashley "Ash" Williams (Amputee)

The Fundamentals of Caring (2016)

Trevor (Muscular Dystrophy)

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

Fidget the Bat (Amputee)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Quasimodo (Hunchback)

The Hunger Games (Franchise)

Bobbin (Amputee)

Woof (Hard of Hearing)

The Lone Ranger (2013)

Red Harrington (Amputee)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Dr. Finkelstein (Unspecified Mobility Disability - Wheelchair User)

The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)

Zak (Down Syndrome)

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Mama Odie (Blind)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

H.W. Plainview (Deaf-Mute)

The River (1951)

Captain John (Amputee)

The Secret of the Jade Medallion (2013)

Cornelia (Amputee)

The Three Musketeers (1993)

Captain Rochefort (Partially Blind)

The Tribe (2014)

Anya (Deaf)

Gera (Deaf)

King (Deaf)

Makar (Deaf)

Nora (Deaf)

Sergey (Deaf)

Shnyr (Deaf)

Svetka (Deaf)

The Village (2004)

Ivy Walker (Blind)

Noah Percy (Unspecified Developmental Disability)

Tinkerbell (Franchise)

Lord Milori (Amputee, Limited Mobility)

Rani (Amputee, Limited Mobility)

Tiptoe (2002)

Maurice (Dwarfism)

Rolfe (Dwarfism)

Treasure Island (1950)

Long John Silver (Amputee, Crutch User)

Treasure Planet (2002)

John Silver (Multi-Limb Amputee)

True Grit (2010)

Mattie Ross (Amputee)

U:

Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

Amaya (Deaf)

V:

W:

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

Blanche Hudson (Paralyzed, Wheelchair User)

Wish (2023)

Dahlia (Unspecified Disability, Crutch User)

Wonder (2017)

Auggie Pullman (Facial Difference)

X:

Y:

Z:

#:

101 Dalmatians (1996)

Mr. Skinner (Mute)

[howtowhumpyourhiccup]

113 with Hiccup and characters of your choice!

THIS TURNED OUT SO LONG! Well, a lot longer than a simple drabble is supposed to be. I might actually end up putting this one on Ao3.

I have not edited this one at all, so it might be really rough. :’D

I hope you enjoy! <3

Prompt 113: “Are you high?”

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"Are you high?" This question is asked by one very angry and very disappointed Stoick Haddock to his son, Hiccup, as they stand in the kitchen of an apartment owned by the Thorstons.

Ruffnut and Tuffnut stand by the door, both silent and their gazes downcast. Though Hiccup is the one most likely to get a lecture, if that is all he'll get, they look as guilty as he does.

Astrid is here, too, but she stands outside of the kitchen. And though she's the one Stoick is probably tge least angry with, she still looks troubled.

She's the reason Stoick is here. After the chain of text messages back and forth with her boyfriend suddenly stopped, she had a troubling hunch and so she'd called his father and told him where to go. Clearly, her hunch was right and she feels terrible for it.

It's not like she wanted to tattle on him, but she couldn't, in good conscience, let him do this to himself.

The saddest part is without a doubt that he's finally back on his feet again.

"Hiccup, I asked you a question." Stoick's rumbling voice is raising and Hiccup shuffles away from him uncomfortably.

"No? I mean, I guess, a little?" He shrugs nervously. Okay, he's been coming down from it. If Astrid and his father had come just a little bit later, they wouldn't have even caught him.

His father's nostrils flare as Hiccup confirming Astrid's fears makes his temper spark. A fist comes down heavily on the kitchen counter and everyone present but Gobber jumps.

"You're 18, Hiccup! 18 and so much smarter than this! Why, in Odin's name, did you think this was a good idea?! Getting high on painkillers how-... You're better than this!" Stoick has always been the kind of parent to maybe raise his voice, but shout and scream, he would never do. That he's yelling now, it's telling of his anger.

"I felt like I had no other choice!" But Hiccup surprises his friends by raising his voice right back at him, not afraid to speak his defense.

Stoick steps back as if taken aback.

"No other- How many times?! How many times have you come here to get high with these two?!" He points an accusatory finger at the twins, who shy away from it.

"Oh, don't act like I do this all the time!" Hiccup shouts, as if he makes a habit of it to disappear for hours without telling anyone where he's going.

Okay, maybe it happens occasionally, but he's rarely alone when he does! He wasn't alone now, was he?!

"How many times, Hiccup?!"

Maybe it's because he's coming down from his high, he honestly doesn't know anything about this, or maybe it's because of his father's accusations, but Hiccup's eyes are wet. He refuses to let them fall in front of him, however, no matter how much the lump in his throat burns.

Is this what his father thinks of him? Does he really think so lowly of him that he catches him redhanded once and immediately assumes this is a regular thing?

Well, if he must know...

"Once. Today. Because I was desperate for a break from my leg." Hiccup's answer is honest and a tear does escape. Because the amount of distrust his own dad apparently has for him hurts and it hurts a lot.

Ruffnut and Tuffnut shuffle uncomfortably on their spot, it was their idea to invite Hiccup over and let him enjoy a slightly higher dosage of his pain medicine. Because Hiccup has been confined to his home for days now, unable to meet with Toothless, barely capable of even leaving his bed without his stump screaming for most of the day. And as Stoick has to leave home for work, it means that Hiccup is often left to fend for himself, left to deal with the pain by himself.

All of their friends know. They've been over many times during these bad bad pain days. They've forced him to accept their help when Hiccup, prideful as he is, would rather suffer than burden anyone with his troubles. They've listened to his frustrations with Stoick as he continuously misunderstands the amount of pain his son faces on days like these

"It better not happen again." After a few beats of silence, that is Stoick's response, spoken in a hard tone. Seemingly not even listening to Hiccup coming clean that he was so desperate to be rid of the hurt that he risked his health and his life by taking a higher dosage.

Turning away from Stoick, Hiccup crosses his arms and once again loses the will to argue with him about that.

Astrid takes a peek inside the kitchen at her boyfriend, having been too uncomfortable to before. She has been just as stubborn. Though she has a better idea than Stoick of Hiccup's plight, their text messages have been mostly consisting of her telling him that he should continue to try to make his dad understand.

And then Hiccup told her of the suggestion the twins have made and she tried and tried to talk him out of it when the messages ended and she knew where her boyfriend must be and what he must be doing.

The saddest part is that his plan obviously worked, he's on his feet again.

"Stoick," Gobber has been silent this entire time, but with a brief reprieve in the argument, he decides to speak up.

"You know that I don't step into your arguments unless I need to and I think I may need to." The man hobbles forward, coming to stand between father and son.

"Gobber, now's not the time." Stoick sighs, the last thing he needs is his old friend butting into matters as serious as this.

"Then when will be the time? When Hiccup solves his leg problem on his own by becoming an addict? I think it might be a little too late by then." But his old friend brings up a good point, as he usually does.

With Stoick's silence remaining, he seems to be waiting on the other to elaborate.

"Now this may come as a bit of a surprise, but I know a thing or two about having a stump." Gobber reminds him, waving his prosthetic arm to bring attention to it.

"And I can tell you that, if our Hiccup here is in as much pain as he says he's in, so much that he would get high just to be rid of it, maybe this isn't normal phantom pain he's dealing with." He continues, wrapping his good arm around the teen to pull him close.

Though Hiccup appreciates his other father-figure coming to his rescue on this, he's not sure how this can be fixed.

"Then what do you suggest we do?" Stoick asks.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I usually go to a doctor when I know something is wrong. So I suggest you take this lad to see one and you do it quickly. Preferably before he has to resort to such measures again." Though Gobber must certainly not be okay with what Hiccup has done, he understands his intention, at least. And then he turns to him to address him next.

Ruffnut, Tuffnut, and Astrid remain forgotten in the background as this conversation continues.

"Hiccup, son, I know you well enough to know that you didn't do something as foolish as this without feeling like you absolutely had to. Am I right?" Gobber asks Hiccup, who glances at him momentarily before nodding.

He's still angry, but it lightens just a tad upon hearing him validate his suffering.

"And am I right to guess that you will never do such a thing again if your father finally hears you and helps you get this checked out?" Gobber asks and Hiccup gazes back at him for longer than a mere moment this time.

"Yeah, of course! All I want is for this pain to be dealt with! I want it gone so badly." Dropping his arms, Hiccup pushes himself up from the kitchen counter. They can all hear the desperation in his voice and it must be enough that someone as stubborn as him is willing to take a risk such as this for the sake of pain relief.

Stoick sighs and rubs his forehead.

Okay, so maybe he has judged a little too quickly.

"Fine, I'm calling our doctor tomorrow, maybe he can recommend us someone." He finally, finally, concedes.

"About time." Hiccup mutters, looking away again. Either Stoick hasn't heard him or he chooses to ignore this.

"First things first, we're going home."

"I'm not going home."

Surprised by this, everyone stares at Hiccup.

"I'm going to call Fishlegs, see if he and his parents mind me crashing at his place for the night." It would seem like he has already decided, judging by his tone of voice. He doesn't want to bring the twins any more in trouble than they already are for giving him their space while their mother is out. And Astrid, well...

"I can ask my parents..." She wants to suggest, but her words quickly trail when Hiccup looks away from her.

Though she meant well, he is clearly not happy with her right now.

So Fishlegs it is then.

Stoick would rather take Hiccup back home with him, but it seems like Hiccup's mind is made up and it is probably for the best that he doesn't push him any further.

"Alright, I'll see you tomorrow." And with those words, Stoick is off. He passes his son, who doesn't even look at him, doesn't even tell him goodbye back, and leaves.

Gobber pats Hiccup's shoulder with a heavy hand.

"I'll talk to you later, okay, lad?" He tells him and Hiccup nods.

"Okay," To him, Hiccup does respond. It would seem like neither Astrid nor Stoick are in Hiccup's good books at the moment.

Gobber leaves with Stoick, the one who has driven him here, and leaves Hiccup with Ruff and Tuff.

Silence returns and it is awkward in the kitchen.

"Hey, uh, you can stay here if you want," Ruffnut suggests.

"Yeah, we have food and Netflix and games. We can ask our mom." Tuff attempts to make the offer better, but Hiccup shakes his head.

"That's very nice of you guys, but you've already done way too much for me. I'm just going to call Fishlegs and see if he or his parents mind." Hiccup tells them as he pulls his phone out of his back pocket.

"Thank you, seriously." He thanks them, coming to stand in front of them.

"Hey, we're always here for you," Ruffnut tells him and captures him in a hug.

"You can count on us for anything, H." Tuffnut joins in and Hiccup returns it, wrapping on arm around each of them.

So maybe neither of the three have made the wisest decision to suggest this plan and then go through with that plan. Hiccup will admit to it later, but for the moment, he's just happy to have the pain in his stump gone for the first time in days.

He pulls away from them, smiling, and then walks out of the kitchen with his eyes on his phone as he searches for Fishlegs in his list of contacts.

[honeyed-latte]

Yvaine coating her hand in Hexensalbe and edging Hiccup with it :)

[toothbrushfingers]

@artinandwritin

The Haddocks’? Dramatic? Nooooo.. Never!

lmao anyways here’s part 2 to the whole… Magnus the unstable father thing…

Reunited:

Åse was 19. Snotlout had just recently saved her life after they were alone on the Edge and hunters attacked. They also shared a kiss… So pretty safe to say something was going on between them. But nothing official!

It had been rather calm the past few weeks, which was weird. No hunters spotted in the area, no sign of the Ryker or Dagur or Heather. It was weird. In fact, nothing had been happening lately. That was until, Johann showed up.

The Riders were about to make their way to Berk; partially to see their family’s, but also to catch Stoick up on what’s been going on as of late. They were packing up their dragons when Johann suddenly docked. Hiccup approached him, thinking maybe he had news of the hunters, but he had news of something else.

He’d found Åse’s father. And he wanted to see her.

She decided to go. Much to Hiccup’s disapproval. And Snotlout decided to go with her. Much to everyone’s surprise. Åse figured, it’s been 13 years, i’m sure he’s a changed man, I’ll give him a chance. So off they went, to find Magnus on some remote island to the south of Outcast Island, while everyone else made their way to Berk.

They found it eventually, and spotted a hut in the center. The Island was rather small and barren. When Åse and Snotlout found Magnus, it didn’t feel real. For any of them. The two entered cautiously, weapons drawn and dragons on their heels. But the first thing Magnus did when he saw Åse, was hug her. It completely caught her off guard. The two caught up, and she introduced Snotlout as her good friend. Magnus immediately knew he was Spitelout’s son, remembering from his time on Berk. He greeted Snotlout with a hug, which was weird to say the least.

Magnus fed them dinner and invited them to stay the night. The 2 planned on leaving before sundown, but they were suddenly so tired, so staying the night didn’t feel like that bad of an idea. The dragons seemed tired too, so they figured it’d be stupid to try and fly home.

Åse and Snotlout shared a room, sleeping next to eachother on the floor, while the dragons slept outside. But when Åse woke in the morning, Snotlout was gone. So were the dragons! And so was Magnus. Shit.

Åse grabbed her stuff and ran out the door to find Magnus shoving a barely continuous Snotlout towards a boat. The dragons were caged, but otherwise unharmed. Where did those cages come from, how could we have missed them?!

Åse drew her bow and shouted to her father. He froze, facing Åse, holding a knife to Snotlout’s throat. It was becoming apparent that Snot was now more awake, and he was terrified. She told him to let them go, or she would shoot. Their stand off only lasted a few brief moments before Magnus slowly moved the knife away from Snotlout’s face. Then he spoke: “I’m sorry Åse, but I have orders..” a knife went into Snotlout’s back and out his stomach.

Åse wasted no time, firing at her father. No, not father, Magnus. She hit him in the shoulder and he flew back, dropping Snotlout. Åse rushed to them, taking the key to the cages from a struggling Magnus. She freed the dragons and took off. Snot flew with Åse, while she forced him to keep pressure on the wound, much to his disliking.

When they made it to Berk it was chaos. She landed in the center of town, where the riders were, before ordering Astrid to get Gothi and the twins to find Spitelout. She, Fishlegs, and Hiccup brought Snotlout to his house. Spitelout came barging in, wanting to know what in Odin’s name was going on. He fell completely silent when he saw.

Once Gothi arrived, and Åse was sure he was in good hands, she took off towards Magnus’s island. Hiccup chased after her, trying to get her to explain to him what exactly happened. She told him it was a set up, that Magnus must be working with the hunters, the he tricked and drugged them.

They found Magnus, along with a good number of hunters. She was right.

Eventually it was a stand off between Åse and Magnus, each having their bows drawn at eachother. A hunter shouted at Magnus to just take her out already, but he couldn’t. He told her he was sorry and he dropped his bow. Before he could even take a step, an arrow was buried in his side and he crumpled. Åse was completely shocked, unable to move, but Hiccup got her to Goldwing and they made their escape.

Åse was silent the entire way home.

Astrid met them when they landed, informing them that Snotlout would be ok before asking what happened. But Åse didn’t answer, she just started walking towards the Jorgenson residence.

She flung the door open, viably shaken. Spitelout was shockingly calm. He stood, telling her he was indeed alive, but asleep. He invited her to sit before asking what happened. When she didn’t answer, he demanded she tell him what happened. And so she did. Spitelout softened, and.. apologized.?

He apologized for being so rude to her in the past, and for slapping her that one time. She promptly apologized for breaking his nose that one time… and for almost getting his son killed.

Spitelout then thanked Åse for saving his son’s life, and Åse was shocked. She’d never seen Spitelout so genuine. Not to mention how awful he’d been to his son in the past. Hopefully this would be a bit of a wake up call.

Snotlout began to stir, and Spitelout left them to catch up.

WHOO that was a lot sorry 😅

anyway, so that’s the end of Magnus’s story, and somewhat the beginning of Åse and Snotlout’s.

Very angsty, very whumpy.

I promise they’re not always like this… just in the beginning a bit. 😀

[ao3feed-hijack]

The One That Got Away

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/VoGdk4i

by paigehawkins

Six years ago Jack and Hiccup were the perfect couple, at least that's what everyone said. Maybe that jinxed them because not long after they were history. Hiccup left Burgess and Jack was left with a broken heart and the memory of what could've been. Now out of school and living his own life Jack still yearns for his first love even though he's tried to convince himself he's moved on.

But fate seems to have other ideas when a random trip to the grocery store turns into a trip down memory lane, as who should Jack run into in the bakery section but Hiccup! Does this mean they get a second chance? Or is this fate's way of giving Jack the closure he needs to finally say goodbye? Also what does this have to do with the strange dreams Jack keeps having?

Inspired by the song 'The One That Got Away' by Katy Perry and a little bit of the film 13 Going On 30

Words: 7627, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Astrid Hofferson, E. Aster Bunnymund, Toothiana (Guardians of Childhood), Sanderson Mansnoozie, Jack's Sister (Rise of the Guardians), Jack's Mother (Rise of the Guardians), Original Characters, Dagur the Deranged

Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Past Relationship(s), Chance Meetings, Dreams and Nightmares, Confusion, Angst and Romance, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Platonic Cuddling, Pining, Awkward Conversations, Eventual Smut, Fate, Jack Needs a Hug, Hiccup Needs A Hug, Protective E. Aster Bunnymund, Jealousy, First Love, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Lost Love, Casual Sex, Engagement, minor recreational drug use

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/VoGdk4i

[baldrengr]

FILL OUT WITH MUSE INFO.

name: hiccup horrendous haddock III alias ( nicknames ): hiccup, hic, hiccie, chief age: verse dependent (usually 20-26) date of birth: february 29th spoken languages: old norse, english, latin, norwegian, swedish, dragonese, some french & spanish sexual orientation: bisexual/demi occupation: chief, explorer, dragon rider (verse dependent) criminal record: ...technically yes? disorders: PTSD, ADHD, anxiety, major depression eye color: green hair color: auburn height: 6′1 (verse dependent) scars: various small ones all around his back and arms, a visible one on the right side of his chin overweight: no underweight: just slightly song: sky! sky! by mamamoo food: fish drink: water candy: chocolate covered pretzels had sex: no had sex in public: no gotten pregnant: nope kissed a boy: yep kissed a girl: yep gotten tattoos: no gotten piercings: nope smoked / drank / done drugs: drank on occasion, no smoking or drugs had a broken heart: yep been in love: yep needed surgery: yep stayed up for more than 24 hours: yep a virgin: yep a cuddler: sometimes a kisser: sometimes scared easily: just a tad but usually no jealous easily: sometimes trustworthy: absolutely single: verse dependent in a relationship: verse dependent considered mean: no but he IS pretty sarcastic and sometimes strict harmed themselves: yes wanted to kill someone: yes have / had a job: yes fears: being replaced, not being good enough, being abandoned, losing a loved one siblings: none Parents: stoick the vast and valka significant other: verse dependent children: verse dependent pets: none (technically sharpshot, his terrible terror, but toothless is better described as a part of his security system)

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

Dove Wings- Chapter One

Summary:

Astrid Hofferson. Stolen. Taken from her home, her family. But in doing so, she finds a friend, even after being rescued. She cannot find it in herself to hate him. Even after the things she knows he has done.

Her kindness wins over. And now she needs to help him, with the help of her friends of course.

Rating: M

Warning(s): non-con elements (forced drug use/drugging), hinted abuse

Characters: Astrid Hofferson, Krogan, Hiccup Haddock

Relationship(s): Hiccstrid, platonic Krogan & Astrid

[fictionalnormalcy]

Face Amidst the Smoke Ch. 9

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1295 Characters: Astrid Hofferson, Hiccup Haddock Summary: Astrid is paired for a project with someone who she is definitely not eager to work with. Haddock has a reputation of being a bad student, just a bad role model in general. But in being forced to work with one of the worst seniors in the school, she comes to see what is under this bad boy’s exterior… and she may be getting in over her head.

Progress

I was waiting anxiously for the moment. Practically flying from table to table, wiping them down with a rag that had already dried out my hand. That moment where my manager would emerge apron-less from the back room and tell me I could leave. Two people had clocked in, meaning I was ready to be let off the edge and enjoy the rest of my Sunday afternoon. Then that fateful moment came, and before the manager had even come close to the counter I was already heading over. Dismissed. When I clocked out, I waited for my turn at the register before asking my coworker for a couple of drinks. 

Yes okay no need to feel nervous. Not, when you’re walking in one of the worst parts in the city. I still had the pepper spray that Heather had given me yesterday. There was this other little voice in my head saying that I was being far too paranoid. Another voice contradicting that statement by claiming someone could attack me. These people that were high a majority of the time, or asking any random person on the sidewalk if they wanted sex. I knew there were drug dealers in this part of town too, my uncle Finn had mentioned that there may be human traffickers in these parts as well.

It just got me thinking, and I couldn’t believe that Gobber would allow Hiccup to be living in a neighborhood like this. That his parents wouldn’t say anything as well. All I knew is that they weren’t around, but I hadn’t wanted to ask why Hiccup wouldn’t be living with his own parents. We were only seventeen, and him living by himself, in these parts, it was hard to wrap my head around. I came to the complex that bore the numbers written on the slip. I’d found yesterday that Hiccup didn’t listen to Gobber as much as he thought. The moment we’d left the parking lot he told me we were going to the library. No way we’re going to my apartment. He had said.

Though he did give me a ride back home once we’d proofread our sources. I’d offered to buy him something to eat since we’d both had a strenuous afternoon, but frankly, he told me to eff off. I still had the chance to play the smug card. I had his address, and he didn’t even know. I came up to the front door, seeing that there were no cars in a lot or anything. The building loomed above me, a white brick complex that towered at least six stories high. I did have to admit, this one was in better condition than its neighbors. But who knew what the inside would look like. 

I came up to the door, the platinum handle feeling as if one too many grimy hands touched it. No worries, there was a bottle of hand sanitizer crammed in my bag along with my laptop and other necessary items. There was a woman who looked to be in her early twenties sitting at a chair in the small, dim-lighted lobby, but she merely looked up for a brief second before returning to her cell phone. There was only one other door aside from the exit, so it had to be the one that led to the apartments. I went over to the little board that had the names of the residents listed. Finding it was a moot point.

Most of the board had been scratched at so the white lines blocked the lettering, and the names you could read weren’t the ones I was looking for. There were some buttons to ring to unlock the door, so I pressed at any random one. Somewhat hoping the speaker wouldn’t crackle on and someone would demand to know what the hell. Then there came a buzz. I opened the door and swiftly entered.

Mr. Beicher had written down the number, and in the directory I could see that his apartment would’ve been found on the third floor. Perfectly in the center. Choosing not to want to meet anyone in the elevator, I located the stairs and ascended, finding that there were some teenagers loitering in the staircase, passing a joint between them. I came to his door, glancing at the ceiling for a paranoia that he’d have cameras above the door. But no, if he lived in a place where the floors were half carpet and sunken wood, I doubt he himself would have a security system. My fist knocked on the door twice. 

This time I was rewarded with the sound of movement inside, though there was no sound of approaching footsteps. This had to be his apartment, I really doubted his godfather would have the wrong information. I started hitting the door over and over. With Hiccup being as stubborn as is, this was the step I had to take. He would be able to tell I wasn’t a salesman. It didn’t really matter if he chose not to open, for now. I’d stay here knocking for the rest of the afternoon if I had to. I kept telling myself there was no reason I was wrong. I started dragging my knuckles across the door.

“I know you’re in there, don’t think you can avoid me!”

I heard the distinct sound of a thump. Finally those footsteps approaching the door. A few rattles, making me realize he must have had multiple locks. The door opened.

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” 

I didn’t respond instead, lowering my arms and passing underneath his arm in his apartment. Careful not to brush against him. It allowed me to take in the apartment, able to see the whole thing without having to crane my head. The kitchen was immediately to my right, counting three ashtrays on the counter and clouded cream tile. There were a few dishes drying in the rack, though it seemed as if that was its dominant place. The oven was missing, exposing a missing metal rack and spider webs in the depths. I made my way into the living room, taking two steps. The carpet may have once been a beige color but it was in dire need of a deep cleanse. 

There were patches of dark clumps and a mud brown couch with a sagging cushion. When I glanced upward I could see that the ceiling was stained with black dust. Meaning he didn’t step outside to smoke. A single coffee table sat, with several takeout containers stacked on a single edge. I could see a small hallway kept in darkness, and two different doors. One had to be to his bedroom. A window gave gray light to the area, a metal ladder visible in the top half of the window. The door slamming made me turn to face him, a smirk already forming on my face. 

“Gobber put you up to this, didn’t he?” A look of fire in his eyes.

“I would have found some other way, Haddock. Sooner or later, I would be on your doorstep.”

“You’ve got some guts coming down here.”

“When something needs to get done, I make sure it’s completed.”

“And that’s why you had to fucking trespass on my property!?” 

He flicked out the blade before I could even react. It didn’t even look like he reached into a pocket, like it was just magically in his hand. He started coming toward me.

“Listen up Hofferson, because I’m only going to say this once.  I didn’t remove you from the premises yesterday because I knew Gobber would have something to say about it. But now, you’re on my turf. Where I never invited you to come. Get the fuck out of my home.”

[hinrichhaddock-blog]

this is hinrich haddock

full name hinrich helmut haddock

preferred name/nickname

the kids back in oslo called him hiccup, but he doesn’t prefer it anymore 

generally referred to as

hinrich

speech.

accent:

his norwegian accent is there, but it has been lessening as of late 

verbal ticks:

he tends to stutter or say “uh” a lot when he’s nervous, and also whistles or hums while he’s working 

language:

he is fluent in english and norwegian, and learned a bit of french in high school that he now struggles to remember 

articulation

hinrich is fairly intelligent and can be well-spoken when he’s not a nervous mess, being that he’s well-read and has a fairly large vocabulary 

education:

he did the whole public school thing and then spent the last few years at university of oslo, but wanted to make a switch which led him here 

laughter:

when hinrich thinks something is really funny, he’ll laugh so hard he won’t make a noise. he’ll only make a big noise if he’s pretending to laugh. 

grump:

he’ll stuff himself away in his room, blast out the world with the music in his earbuds, and hold toothless tight 

mannerisms.

face:

hinrich is observant and alert, and his eyes show that- they seem to notice everything. 

hands:

when he gets really passionate about something, hinrich will make large expressions with his arms that often cause him to knock over things. 

legs/feet:

hinrich has a prosthetic left foot, which he’s gotten used to thanks to physical therapy, but he still sometimes has to deal with phantom pains. 

emotional outbursts:

hinrich is sensitive, sure, but he tends to keep his emotions to himself. he doesn’t want to bother anybody with his problems. 

habits:

sometimes he bites his nails, but he’s trying to quit. 

posture:

hinrich tries his best to remember to sit up straight, as his parents taught him to, but he tends to slouch when sitting. 

health.

diet:

hinrich is a light eater- his father used to say he ate like a bird. that’s mostly because his mother was, and still is, a terrible cook. 

sleep:

hinrich has a bad habit of staying up until the wee hours of the morning, thinking up ideas or playing games on his phone or whatever is enough to keep him awake. 

medicinal drugs:

he takes anti-depressants. 

narcotics:

he’s smoked weed before, but not much, and that’s it. 

personal.

introvert/extrovert?:

intorvert

optimist/pessimist:

how about....realist 

sexuality:

bisexual, but he’s just starting to figure it out 

insecurities:

hoo boy...

relationships.

family:

hinrich has zero cousins and, surprisingly, no cousins. his father died a few years ago but luckily he is close with his mom, or at least as close as he can be as she is often away studying animals all over the world. 

friendships: 

so ok, hinrich didn’t have a ton of best friends back home- like, none kinda- but he really wants to make friends here. hinrich’s parents were super in love, and he hopes someday to find a relationship like they had- if he can even ask someone out first. 

best friend:

toothless 

love: