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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

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If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

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You'll want to keep the sound off, it's just horrible crackling from me moving the phone. But. I got some REALLY COOL glasses today. They look glass, but they're acrylic plastic. I told my mom I thought that the bottom color would cause the water above it to shift colors, due to the design of the 'pillars' on the outside or whatever, and I was right. Except it's even cooler, because from the side it still looks clear, so I'll get the rainbow shift effect every time I tip it to take a drink. This will be a DELIGHT for me, every time.

Editing to add that this is a "crystal" (collection name) tumbler from Merritt designs. They make others (that I suspect do the same thing), however I think this exact design isn't around on their site anymore so it may no longer be in production.

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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they got how to train your dragon

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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goddamn it.

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I think I can solidly say I'm not walking out of that room without being possessed. Bill Cipher and his deals

I'd like to tag @jayalaw @lilliths-httyd-blog @drakaina-amore64

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Tagged by @cloverofhope. Let’s see who it is!

I’d say I’m very safe. This man will protect me. Thank you, Sam Winchester.

Tagging @fictionalnormalcy @howtodrawyourdragon @lifblogs

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Something weird I noticed on Instagram:

*Artist posts Hiccup/Jack Frost art*: nothing but praise, “oh my god they’re so cute!” comments

*Artist posts Hiccup/Dagur art*: “Ummmmm actually, they’re brothers by blood and I know this because I made it up”, “Hiccup’s married to a woman”, “They’re not gay.”

Just this really weird homophobia over Dagcup, but hardly any over Hijack. I don’t get it.

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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Guess who js rewatched httyd

Hiccstrid mayb soon teehee