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The warrior
#my art#illustration#bg3#lae'zel#dnd#digital art#baldur's gate 3#dungeons and dragons#hey look I’m not dead#this took me 25 hours lmao#but bby girl deserves the best 😤
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Okay so technically with the whole ‘Europe Isn’t a continent, if we go by tectonic plates it’s true, because Europe and Asia share a plate.
But then we get to stuff like the Central American plate, the Indian plate, the Arabian plate, etc.
Which basically means that if we base continent on tectonic plates we get: North, south, and Central America, Eurasia, India, Arabia, Africa, Australia, Antarctica, The Philippines, Scotia, and more I’m probably forgetting.
The problem is: only a few of these actually fit the definition of continent - Australia, Antarctica, and North and South America.
Why? Because they are some of the world’s primary continuous expanses of land. I suppose Eurasia could be combined, but basing it off tectonic plates is… not great.
But back to the original part of the post - do canals actually count as breaking this continuity? Well, there are some rivers that certainly would get in the way, so those at least don’t count, so if there’s something that makes a canal count but a river not, then you could argue for that.
I, however, don’t really see any argument for why a canal would suddenly break that continuity that wouldn’t exclude rivers in some way though.
So I guess add Africa to Eurasia.
Vatican City isn't a country. Fuck you.
It doesn't have a population or community. It has employees. It's basically just the Catholic Church's corporate headquarters.
If Vatican City is a country, then Google's Googleplex office is a country.
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Anyone else want some better ghost-focused media that isn’t horror or comedy? Idk I’m high as balls and a ghost alter so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Representation? I guess?
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“I let him die / Taking your advice”
#Hey fam is this anything#Edit: someone compared this to the Red string of fate and I’m dead. they’ve killed me.#spies are forever#saf#we'll collectively pretend the blood pouring from one hand to the other does not look weird at all#Okay but cHRIST i fully colored and recolored curt so many times#and I still don’t think I’m happy with him lol#I think it’s because I really can’t shade clothes no matter how hard I pretended to#also I always forget my freebie art program hates big canvases and pixelates the colors really weird when I blur so#sorry if u see any of that bs#owen carvour#agent curt mega#Curt mega#blood#???????#fanart#tcb#tin can bros#I think next time I draw him I’m gonna attempt to make him look a little less like Joey#if I even can#digital art#art#digital drawing
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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)
The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least
so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’
Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun
like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)
this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’
they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that
#dc comics#justice league#ACAB!Billy Batson#dc captain marvel#Billy batson#billy batson says acab#Batman#dc cyborg#Victor stone#green lantern#Barry Allen#Hal Jordan#Whenever Billy gets the chance to cuss out cops he takes it like he’s cussing in ways that don’t even make sense in multiple languages#Like he doesn’t even care or notice that cap isn’t supposed to swear and it’s HIS rule#it doesn’t matter which speedster fucked up the timeline bc billy goes straight for Barry zero hesitation#‘I’d expect this from a cop’ ‘I was literally fucking dead are you serious??’#hal holding a newspaper: cap what did he even do#Billy trying to look like he didn’t fling a cop at several other cops earlier today: who’s to say ☺️#Barry: hey I’m not included in your cop thing right?? …cap?? Buddy??#Billy: 🙂 acab means you and that dumbass mf chase too#Hal remembering Greta ranting about a children’s cartoon at 3am: 🤨 bro the dog???#just imagine how much worse it gets if they figure out he’s in middle school#hal recalling everytime he’s invited cap to take shots and race around the watchtower: you’re fucking twelve?!#billy (who recently turned eleven) holding out Barry’s badge: no but he is#or even worse Billy showing up to his intervention props 😭 like he shows up with a miss piggy mask ‘I mean I can be’
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Thanks for tagging @sweetdreamsbuck 💛✨
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
✨ No pressure tags ✨
@deceiver-of-gods | @perseephoneee | @povlvr | @darklordofthesimp | @vonnegut-afterthought
And anyone who wants to!
bold what is true about yourself:
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
tagging a few:
@blackwood4stucky @mistressofallthingsgeeky @targaryenvampireslayer @darsynia @jamesyspader @redfoxwritesstuff @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory
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“I hope I’ll find all the pieces of my mind that fell out of my head over all those years, and that I’ll be able to put myself together again. I hope the echoes of pain will fade, and memories of sorrow will die, and that you’ll visit me here some day…”
“And I hope you have a happy ending of your own.”
#NICHE BALDURS GATE CHARACTER FANS COME GET YALL JUICE#I may be the only one getting juice but hey. yknow#obligatory if hope has one fan it is me if hope has no fans it means I am dead etc etc#hope bg3#house of hope#baldurs gate 3#bg3#I love her sm you don’t understand#she’s so silly (clinically insane) and she’s brave and beautiful and UGH. hope. my beloved.#hope my fucking beloved#anyways this took fucking forever#I’m not super happy with it but i AM done with it. so. yeah#I was gonna do a bg and stuff but like. I’m sleepy#so you just get the window#also I feel like the light coming through looks a bit shit but again. it’s done for now.#I’ve never tried to draw stained glass and when I tell you it was not fucking easy lol#oh it’s just like drawing regularly but with LESS DETAIL I thought like a smooth brained foool#INCORRECT#there was maths involved#anyyyyywho. all for now. enjoy. please enjoy. if this gets no notes I may cry. a little.
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Sleepover shenanigans
#drawing#steve harrington#stranger things#robin buckley#stobin#they were in her room arguing like old married couple#listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything#he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle#and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson#and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm#and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying#and he’s holding her leg#but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back#hit the wall thought he was dead#dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair#and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over#and my man is out for the count with another black eye#she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is#Robs sharp ass heel#she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep#except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM#he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him#AGAIN#she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc#she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives#but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her#even her own prison sentence for his murder#the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying#I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt#murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know
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you ever think about how a choice that wasn’t even really a choice for fearne, but her being the only one with the ability to perform the ritual that made it her* choice as everyone around her buckled to try to help her out of that situation and the ramifications of that choice that she had scarred her so deeply that now she is terrified of making another mistake that will dramatically affect the people around her who she loves, and then when another situation followed, she was led into a situation that she did not want to be a part of, but under the veil of friendship reluctantly assisted and it blew up literally once again, took that overwhelming burden of guilt and while her friends stood by and once more let her be alone in her guilt and scarred her further.
now it feels like she can’t make any choice for herself, she can’t make any move because that will ultimately inevitably lead to her making a mistake and all of her precious friends will look down at her in disappointment and that there is not a single friend amongst them who has the emotional wherewithal to what’s happening with how fearne has changed and how she is shutting in on herself and how she is slowly imploding breaking at the seams because she’s being lost in the sea of guilt and no one else notices and no one else sees that she feels like she can’t do anything anymore from the smallest carefree little action that has no plot repercussions to a character centered decision that is integral to her own character arc that has been in the works for her character since the campaign’s conception
now she can’t even say anything, and if fearne does have an idea to do something. She quietly mutters it, and if they hear her they hear her enough to respond that ehhh that's not a good plan and that’s not gonna work and we’re not gonna do that. We’re gonna do this and fearne being fearne, trusting in her friends and doubting herself to the point of despair will nod her head that they were right and then we go on with our day until the next moment happens where she wants to think of something, she wants to do something, and it’s dismissed as the silly dumb fearne not thinking, that She has her own thoughts and feelings, and drives and desires but because she is drowning in doubt and drowning in guilt, She freezes up and doesn’t move and everyone around her just pushes her on, and even in the moment where she is faced with the situation that she is terrified of undertaking, and she is terrified of becoming a Nightmare version of herself her friends push her forward, her friends dust off her shoulders say your doubt is misplaced, and don’t worry about it and you need to do this, it should be you. This is for you.
They just completely dismiss and ignore her when she actually does speak up so what does that do? that means that she remains silent. She doubts herself more. She even more will only make a decision if it’s signed off by all these fucking people around her who claim to be her friends. she can’t even move without frantically looking to people around her for confirmation that that’s a good idea she’s not gonna fuck up. Everything about her that was supposed to be free and fun and sweet has just rendered her into a character who feels like they have as much agency as characters who would be absent for the majority of the campaign.
shes been so chained up by doubt and so chained up by guilt and hesitation and fear that she just is a person who affirms everyone else’s desires and ideas because what she wants will inevitably end up being horrible and everyone will hate her for it and they’ll leave
and it’s like if they deem fearne even capable enough to be the vessel she will leap at the chance to be useful and to be told her path and it’s like. fearne was ruidusborn first. how has this campaign done such a disservice to her character that the only thing fearne is certain of is that she doesn’t really matter. she’s a ruidusborn and holds a primordial titan of fire inside her, and she still believes she doesn’t really count are you kidding me
#i sit on fearne’s arc being shot in the head right as it was finally taking off for a week and then i snap#the best part about getting angry over fearne is that it does not matter 👁️👄👁️#i’d love to imagine a conversation will happen of emotional substance for fearne but I’m tired of kicking footballs#it doesn’t MATTER how it makes you feel what matters is our objective#anyway fearne starring in the next bard’s lament because hey she’s just a funny ditzy bimbo who is here to french everyone#ever think about how fearne had just been killed and everyone looked for her to make the decision which friend to keep dead#i do find it rather hysterical that if you put this information in every other character’s tent there’d be rightful irritation#but if it’s in the dumb hot chick’s tent then it’s being unreasonable for wanting her character to be allowed to fucking matter#(wild that THIS is my 12k post)#(the trick to finding out whether fearne consented to something is if she said I Don't Want To then I Think that means she didn't)
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thank you for making me feel home.
#f1#charlos#hey what does it mean when someone posts a slideshow of the race weekend on their instagram stories#hey what does it mean when the last slide is a photo of him and his teammate looking into each other’s eyes#hey what does it mean when a home is not a place but a person#hey what does it mean when singapore isn’t anywhere close to where you grew up but it’s where you first spoke to someone you hold dear#so now the place is as precious as the person is#hey what does it mean charles. what does it mean#i’m dying and i’m dead and i’ve died. don’t hit me up#singapore gp 23
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i am a henry blake understander because i am also some lame middle aged husband i’m just stuck in silly girls body
#people luuvvv to tell me that i look like i’m an old soul . that i belong in the sixties or smth#like idk how well a queer with purple hair would go over there but yk what ! i appreciate the sentiment#i also love old things and dressing like peoples peepaw / mimi so . there’s that#anyways i actually am henry blake . hey guys i’m back from the dead#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mash 4077#mashblr#henry blake#lgbt#lgbtq
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Put Cater in a little outfit🥺🥺
#hey. come closer. listen to me. buy Disney nuiMO clothes they fit bigger nuis<3#I got a bunch while they were trying to make it popular but now they’re kinda dead#it’s like $15 for an outfit highly recommend#anyway. going to a con this week and am planning on bringing a different nui each day and I’m working on making them all different looks🥺#instant serotonin. lemme tell ya.#LC screams#twst
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BEACH EPISODEEEEE GRAHHHHHH
#I’m not the best with backgrounds but hey this looks alright I think#I cannot and will not stop drawing peanut u cannot stop me I love him#YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY HIM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS U HEAR ME????#oc#furry#original character#digital art#wynn art#artists on tumblr#kangaroo oc#Peanut
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First has long hair in my au (cause REASONS) but every time I try imagining him with it the image in my head comes out looking like totk Link
#that’s not exactly a bad thing#but idk#totk link’s look is kinda…scruffy#and first is just more dignified#in my opinion#more like time looked with long hair I guess#just with bangs that are perpetually in his face#instead of anime bangs#but hey maybe after being dead for centuries he does look a little scruffy idk#trin rambles#first meets the chain au#this is what happens when I’m tired and bored#I contemplate what my blorbos look like with long locks
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and if i went crazy and started translating and adapting the entirety of the beetlejuice musical to spanish, with changes to the jokes that would make sense within the pop culture…
what then
#i’ve already started and this is much harder than i thought it would be#I’ve almost got all of dead mom down#how the fuck am i supposed to adapt the charades during say my name if the name doesn’t make sense in Spanish 🧍♂️#also ready set not yet is a NIGHTMARE to translate holy shit#barbara’s entire fast verse is out the window#in fact the entire thing about pottery is out the window just because the ‘look at these jugs!’ joke gets lost in translation#i’m doing this to myself#i don’t even know why I’m doing this tbh#it’s not like i plan on putting it out there or anything#gotta feed the brainrot somehow i guess#just because I’m doing it doesn’t mean it’s good though LMAO#but hey I’m having fun#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#i’m going insane#it just would work so well with our humour 😩
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And what if I said Jace’s neglect and Porter’s control of J2 were two sides of the same coin and born of the same rot. What then
#I’m down for thought experiments and playing with dolls but also. I put a#lot of work into the things I make and its important ppl understand Jace’s sin with blue is not really control it’s neglect#Jace’s refusal to be transparent with blue and absolutely cold distance with him#is absolutely why j2 felt better running into Porter’s arms#Porter gave him security and belonging even if blue knew they were the bad guys#Jace CANNOT look what he created directly in the face#he is revulsed by blue he pites blue he envies blue#he even admires blue. just a little bit#Jace and Porter MADE j2 but in completely different ways#it’s so… mama who gave me no want to handle things coded#it’s just…. imma be a hater for 2.5 seconds. I love j2jace#but I miss the version of j2jace that was like. interesting. sorry guys#it’s honestly getting really really draining watching what is essentially your OC being subjected to a lot of cruelty day after day#and not in a way that’s like. hey what if I floated this concept by you?#it’s like. I get I made the clones fair game but that’s feels strange#it feels weird to feel so Precious about it. I feel very Diana Gabaldon coded#and like. I get I’m a hypocrite but also. j2 torment nexus isn’t about active torment#it’s not about everyone deliberately making his life worse. At least not to me#it’s about how he was SO CLOSE to something good. and then gets denied it#for a brief time things were magical. he and Porter dance around the kitchen in the refrigerator light etc etc#jan.txt#clone enjoyers anonymous#anyway. I miss blue. he ain’t dead I just miss him
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