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I Exist To Cause Problems
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Names Beck. Angry feminine transman. Writer, artist, political junkie, feminist, creature in a human suit. He/they/it.
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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️
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cursed to be a tumblr user forever
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I should start doing this
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Personally I think this just kinda goes to show that AFAB healthcare is still not taken as seriously as it should be
HEY IN CASE THEY DIDNT TELL YOU BECAUSE THEY DIDNT TELL ME UNTIL MID UHHHH PROCEDURE THAT ANTIBIOTICS CANCEL OUT ORAL BIRTH CONTROL
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i don't think anyone has ever fallen in love with someone because of their strong sense of restraint, their elaborate performance of apathy and their ability not to triple text. just sayin
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She’s gorgeous. I would absolutely love to meet one.
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I just wanted to share this article about Palestine's right to revolt and why it is important that we support it. It also has sources embedded in the text that debunk misinformation about them and Hamas. I implore everyone to read it and spread this information around.
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Dude, the amount of people I know who were told they were smart from an early age and then decided to just stop learning after a certain point is honestly just annoying. You’ve got all these little walking ‘erm, actually’ kids running around as adults now who got told by a couple school faculty that they were gifted and used that as an excuse to stop evolving. Even doctors, astronauts and engineers have to retake courses and read new theory dude, just because the last book you read was in the 80’s doesn’t mean you know shit
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There’s a guy at my local airport who I feel would deeply appreciate this
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One day, I will die, and as a corpse I will have more protection for my bodily autonomy than when I was living.
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My god, that is metal as fuck
my jaw hit the floor
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Yes! I offer to do dishes for people and sometimes just do them if I’m up before other people when I stay over, because I know the pain
we should just do each others dishes more. there is no punchline at the end of this text post. dishes suck and they’re often the first thing that falls to the wayside when someone is depressed, or having a bad time, or just plain busy. i cannot tell you how many times i have just had my glass of wine or a joint standing at the kitchen sink - sure, we could sit on your couch, but if we’re just going to talk and vibe anyway, i might as well do these for you. it’s an act of simple love. i never feel more grateful than for the people who come into my home and share domesticity as friendship. it’s neither a burden nor a chore to help; theyre not my dishes. they’re yours. and we can do them together.
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
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Have Anti-choice family beaking off? Here’s some fun things to bring up to spice up your next holiday;
An unlabelled diagram of female reproductive organs. They aren’t allowed to google. Ask them to name parts
What’s the difference between vagina and vulva?
Do they support Foster Care Reform, School Lunchesand other programs to help low income families, Food Banks, etc?
Life Begins at conception? So should child support.
Ask them the age of the youngest recorded person to become pregnant and give birth. Should they have had to carry that fetus? If they say yes, feel free to call them a pedo supporter, cuz, they are.
Bring up two fetal pictures. Make sure neither is human. Ask them if that’s a human life. If they say yes, psych, it’s a dolphin and a cat!
Got a female relative who’s miscarried, is beaking off and you’re feeling a little ruthless? Technically the Miscarriage was a spontaneous abortion and she could have been refused help in certain states. Abortion is literally a termination of pregnancy. “Oh but Beck a miscarriage is a tragedy.” Yes. And so are the majority of abortions, which have to happen because of the health of the host or a lack of viability for the fetus. Almost every single person who has an abortion aren’t happy they have to have it.
Are they willing to adopt a child? No? So why are you forcing someone else to have another kid who will probably end up abused, homeless, or in the foster system?
Feel free to add on! Make them uncomfortable. Be as inflammatory as you’re comfortable being. I will be!
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Honestly, looking at how the economy is going and the dating scene is going, the urge to start a commune with other single people who have no interest in putting up with the men around here is becoming more and more viable.
Ya’ll can have your lifted trucks, your complaints about how lonely you are and how no one will date you, and your Oedipus complexes while the world burns. We’ll be over here with people you hurt, the kids you abandoned and the goats and plants we’re raising.
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