#it just would work so well with our humour 😩

[mollysails]

and if i went crazy and started translating and adapting the entirety of the beetlejuice musical to spanish, with changes to the jokes that would make sense within the pop culture…

what then

[barbers-glimmerin-darlin]

E sweetheart, a huge congratulations on the milestone! ❤️It's well deserved and I am so lucky our paths crossed here.

If you are still accepting these, may I please ask for a ship? So recently I've gotten into hiking and I try to go weekly to explore forests and lakeside areas. My love language is food, both cooking and baking, and I'm always happy to have people around to make food. I live to eat, not eat to live.

I'm a sucker for bad humor, dad jokes, and sarcastic ones especially. (as you all can probably tell) I love reading. I think I have several books I'm trying to work my way through on top of reading here and listening to podcasts or audiobooks. Books are life.

I'm also a bit of a history nerd. Well, a nerd in general, but I'm always up for historical tidbits or documentaries or new discoveries.

Thank you for considering this and I'm sending you all my love ❤️

Ahhhhh hey sweetie! I love seeing you pop up, makes me all happy! It would be my honour to let you know who I ship you with!

There were actually a few strong contenders that came to mind while I was reading all about you and your lovely personality, but I eventually managed to come to a decision.

I ship you with...

Flip Zimmerman

Firstly, I think going on nice scenic hikes with you would be Flip's ideal way to spend his time off work. He'd love seeing how excited you got at hearing about a new trail to try, and taking in those views with you by his side is pretty much his idea of paradise!

You like to bake? Well that's just perfect because Flip loves to taste all the new things you think of, and he has his long-time favourites too. He loves bragging about you to the boys at the station, and they always used to make fun of him for it. But one day he takes in a box of freshly made treats with him for them to try, and from then on everyone at the station is a huge fan of Flip's girl and the way she bakes like an angel.

Flip has that dry humour that you love, and his wit is as sharp as a knife. Between the two of you the little quips and jokes rarely stop being tossed back and forth. But he also loves when you take the time to tell him about the new book you're reading, or when you tell him the new obscure fact you learned about a period of time he's never even heard of! (In fact, he spends time looking for random facts of his own because he loves the way your eyes light up when he tells you one you don't know)

OKAY WRITING THIS MADE ME ACTUALLY SOFT FOR YOU AND FLIP PLEASE GO AND MARRY HIM IMMEDIATELY 😩🥺

Lots of love to you, cutie pie 💖