#Here have actual candy 🍬

[3v3ry0n3z-fav3-al13n-x3]

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

*handz u tha m0zt d1ztuzt1ng l00k1ng, zt1nky ab0m1nat10n w1th m0v1ng 3y3z*

H3r3!! 1tz wut w3 uz3d 2 call "f00d" 0n 0ur plan3t :33

[isjasz]

Trick or treat can I have candy pretty please

ye here you go merry chri[GUNSHOT]

[accio-victuuri]

BURN AFTER READING. 🍭🍬

i have never made a post with this title before, but i have shared some cpn/speculation that deserve to be burned after reading. lol. this term is often used by cpfs for a candy or info related to the boys that may be “dangerous” — so you have to get rid of it after reading. but for my version of it, let’s describe it as something that is a level up from galaxy brain cpn. it’s the kind of cpn you will think twice or thrice before making up your mind about. 💫

we have (2) topics here and just a disclaimer that i am not confirming anything here. this content is for cpf only. don’t take it seriously!

(1) Who is An Huibo 安慧博?

fans noticed that there was a “stand in” credited for the we and life of us music videos and that is this person. think of it as a body double. it makes sense cause aside from that scene in WE, there are times that xz’s figure is against a backdrop so maybe they needed someone to do that. the clowning began when people were thinking about, what if the other xz in WE mv is actually WYB ⬇️⬇️⬇️

i can think of a couple of different reasons why this could be false but the strongest explanation for me is that xz will not allow wyb to so something like this. he is very superstitious. even if this is just acting, he will not allow them to act out a scene of betrayal. that for me is enough to shut this all down. but on the flipside, maybe wyb wanted him (xz) to play his first villain role opposite him in this music video.

now we have the reasons why fans think this is something worth looking at:

1. XZ and this An Huibo are the only 2 credited actors for both MVs. so it seems kinda special.

2. The director of this is LIN, the same one who directed WYB’s redmi advertisement. There are some CPNs both were made at the same studio. Which makes sense cause LIN has his own shooting studio. There is another separate CPN about this but the gist is we think this director is familiar with both of them. So XZ may be comfortable enough to bring WYB along and even include him in the video.

3. It may not be WYB himself, but he used that name to troll us. It’s so close, Huibo. Yibo.

4. I saw this explanation as well:

If "Anhuibo" is read according to the French transliteration as An Huibo, it would approximately read:

[ã чi bɔ]

·ã: similar to "ang";

·qi: similar to "wei" in Chinese, but lighter and soft;

·bo: similar to "wave", slightly shorter.

5. As a CPF, it’s so easy for our alarm bells to ring if you read that name. An alias of sorts for Bobo. some are saying he used this kind of jumbled name to combat the bad aura of their scene together. Since he is superstitious, this removes yibo’s name and identity as the stand in who stabbed XZ’s character. if that makes sense.

maybe we will know more when they release the behind the scenes video. that is if they show who this stand in is. let’s add this to the bjyx clowning vault in the meantime.

(2) XZ look-alike in the recent GRA

i was talking to @rainbowsky about this and my initial reaction was, cpn aside, i’m surprised at how people notice these things! which i actually should be used to considering turtle’s attention to detail, but still!

so here is the “evidence”

👀👀👀👀

like all other turtles, i’m someone who has stared at tons of photos of XZ. so i can totally understand why people would look twice at this person. i get i. i was staring at this photo for so long as well. however most of the cpfs comment on this is against this candy and they have valid reasons:

1. Why would he attend and be in the audience? XZ is someone lowkey so if he was there to accompany WYB, he will be backstage. Yes he is brave, but not like this — which seems almost careless.

2. There are names on the chair, so it’s not like anyone can just sit there casually.

3. Even if you believe in the probability, CPFs don’t wanna talk much about it cause it can be anti material. Saying XZ has to hide and can’t show his face in GRA. or why is he even there incognito when he doesn’t even have a project nominated. You all know how it goes, antis can twist the narrative. Plus we don’t want to accidentally expose them if this was true. We should not observe too much and post about it cause it will make it harder for them to do something similar in the future.

4. How did this person go unnoticed? Everyone had to get inside the security and there are cameras everywhere. He should have removed his cap and mask which — it’s impossible for someone to not notice XZ ( or is it? ). another thing is maybe he went to a diff entrance??

5. Some are washing it and saying it’s Yibo’s MUA.

Please take that last point i mentioned and carry it over to the reason why this look alike is sus. People are able to confirm that this is not WYB’s MUA because he was wearing a different cap. Even the hair and daresay the ears are not the same. and why would a MUA even be there? If WYB needs touch ups then they should do it backstage. If for some reason it has to be while the broadcast and recording was not on or was on a break, he should not sit there and act like a guest.

Yibo’s MUA, Wang Yiduo has been with him for years. He has years of experience being around celebrities and attending these events before WYB. So he knows the decorum. He will not sit there and act like a guest just because he feels like it.

I’m curious too, who is this person who can walk in�� in an event filled with people that are dressed up and then come in with a mask and casual clothes. To be allowed to sit there. Who is special enough? Probably a celebrity? and that’s why some think it could be XZ. Even the staff and assistants during the event are dressed up which made this person stand out. As for the CPN explanation, it’s nice to think that XZ is so proud of Yibo’s nomination that he has to be there. He will find a way to be in the audience and witness this special moment. 💕

I think this can easily be analyzed more if we have the video but i don’t have time to rewatch the whole GRA and wait for this cut. Cause i wanna know if it’s even there, that’s how much we question things here! 🤣 It’s so sus to me that we only have the screenshots and no video when CPFs are notorious for having concrete evidence. personally, it reminds me of the SDC3 incident but this one is still pretty outrageous considering it is a public event.

take what you want with this information. and as always, when it comes to BJYX: ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

sources: one/ two

[reashot]

Happy Halloween and Ruby's birthday.

Wolf Ruby: Rawr! Give me a treat or I will devour you. 🐺

Cowboy Jaune: Like my pardner said. Open up the safe and give us the candies.

Guy: Aren't you two too old to be trick or treating?

Ruby: You are never too old for trick or treating. 🍬

Guy: Okay fine, just take one from the bowl.

Jaune: Thanks mister. *Takes one*

Ruby: Yoink! *Takes a handful of candy* 🍭

Run away Jaune!

Guy: Hey get back here with my candy you darn kids!

A few Blocks later...

Ruby: Hah, hah... We sure gave him the ol' Lancaster slip. 😇

Jaune: Lancaster what?

Ruby: You know, Lancaster? The WW2 RAF Avro Lancaster bomber plane. The bomber that flew in over 150k sorties and sunk the battleship Tirpitz. 🤓

Jaune: Okay, okay. You don't have to tell me the whole Wiki page...

So you want to end it early and go back home?

Ruby: What. No! My bag is still not heavy from trick or treating. I refuse to go home until my bag is engorged with the sugary goodness. 😡

Jaune: Well I tell you what if we go back home I will give you something sweet tonight. It's your birthday after all.

Ruby: Oh Jaune does that mean you will finally let me do it. 😍

Jaune: Yes Ruby I will let you do it this time...

Ruby: Yippee. Last one to get back home is a rotten egg. 😉

*zips*

Jaune: ... I will finally let you put froot loops on your pancakes.

Wait I haven't finished explaining to her yet.

Oh well. I hope she doesn't mistake my offers to make her pancakes with something else.

It was later revealed that Ruby actually thought that Jaune wanted the same thing as her. Meaning she thinks that he wanted to "bone" her. Which is unfortunate because she was all dressed up rather scantily in hope that Jaune would do the thing she thought he promised.

Alas she was crestfallen from the revelation that Jaune never had any intention to "bone" her in the first place. Angered by this trickery Ruby rightfully pounced on Jaune and proceeded to give him a good dic... I mean, kissing.

Ruby: If I can't get my sweet then I will have you as my sweet. So give me a kiss, sugar. 😘

Jaune:

Happy Halloween everybody! 🎃👻

[originalartblog]

So im the anon that asked about topzai or bottomzai, and im kinda guessing that most time chuuya is power bottom and dazai kinda loves being gentleman but loves feeling like Lady in Trouble...(Sorry if i mistook things im stupid)

to be honest I wasn't expecting an actual answer but opening my asks to that made my day, thank you Anon I laughed so hard, here give me your hand and have some leftover candies from Halloween for your hard work 🍬🍭🍫

[chocolatedreamer22]

🍭THINGS ABOUT (Depp) WONKA'S PERSONALITY & BEHAVIOR (To help when writing him in fanfics.):🍬

🍫 1. He doesn't always tell people things, and sometimes expects them to somehow already know.

Example: He never told Augustus not to touch the chocolate river.

🍫 2. He'll sometimes ask someone a random question that pops into his head, even if it doesn't make sense (to the other person) or isn't appropriate to ask at the moment.

Example: He asked Norman Teavee "If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?"

🍫 3. He sometimes expects people to fully agree with him on things, and can sometimes get offended if they don't.

Example: He got upset that Veruca didn't understand how he made whipped cream.

🍫 4. If he doesn't know what to say to someone, (and hasn't prepared any cue cards for it) he'll stand and stare for a moment, then say the very first thing that pops into his head; NO MATTER WHAT IT IS!

Example: When he says "Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello!"

🍫 5. Pretends he didn't hear something that he wants someone to repeat.

Example: He 100% heard Charlie say the Chocolate Room was beautiful. (Also, Fun Fact: Calling the Chocolate Room beautiful was actually supposed to be Veruca's line in another version of the script.)

🍫 6. His reasons for doing things (especially when it's related to candy or the factory) doesn't have to make any real sense.

Example: Why he made the door to the Chocolate Room so small.

🍫 7. He gets angry if someone wrongly speaks against something he knows a lot about.

Example: When Norman said there's no such place as Loompaland.

🍫 8. Here's a big one: Sometimes he has trouble understanding why people feel the way they do about things. (Even when it'd be obvious to anyone else.)

Example: He didn't know why Charlie didn't want to leave his family behind.

🍫 9. He doesn't try to hide when he's disgusted by something, even when it might offend someone.

Example: The way he reacted when Violet hugged him.

🍫 10. He's very bad at lying, but only when he's lying to NOT offend someone.

Example: When he tried to act like the caterpillar slime looked appetizing, or told the hairy oompa that he looked great.

🍫 11. Knows a lot of "how do you even know that" kind of facts.

Example: How does he seem so sure that humans don't taste good?

🍫 12. Often times when trying to say something to make someone feel better, he just says something to make them feel worse.

Example: He assured Mrs. Gloop that her son will not be made into candy, but only because it would taste bad.

🍫 13. This one might be a stretch: He doesn't always understand sarcasm.

Example: He might not have understood that Norman didn't really think it was "good news" that Veruca and Rupert were falling on 3 weeks of rotten garbage.

🍫 14. He's a thrill seeker, even If the thrill is very dangerous.

Example: How excited he got over the 'Up And Out' button, even tho it could've gone terribly wrong.

🍫 15. Sometimes he gives strange/awkward compliments.

Example: Telling Gina that she smelled like old people.

[sugar-crash]

🍬King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph) x (gn) Reader👑

(Game Hopping Loser Reader Edition!)

(Picture’s not mine!)

(Request’s here! Alright so, this my first ever request to have such detail! I love it honestly, gives me a far clearer idea of what to do and not feel like I’m pulling stuff out of my ass.)

- No offense but I think when you get found out at first he considers you a fucking pest and a copycat, a drowned rat that ended up on his turf.

- Some MAJOR negotiation skills are needed to convince him to keep you there, and even then he throws you into the fungeon and makes Sour Bill swear to keep your presence on the low, which horrifies the poor sour drop into compliance like he usually does.

- I think he’d visit you specifically to taunt you at first, smugly dangling freedom like a carrot over your head like you’re a prized race pig, giving you that idea that he is not the benevolent king he portrays himself as till you eventually realize he isn’t what he says he is.

- He’s far too overzealous for his own good on top of that and I think in some way or another he lets it slip that he doesn’t even belong to Sugar Rush and has too much information about the arcade in its early-early days and it sparks a deal between you two that you won’t squeal in exchange for several things, like freedom, a disguise, etc…

- He keeps everything on the down low when he does it, making you help him every step of the way because Sour Bill could become a liability if he sees too much, simply telling his little assistant he finally decided to let you go.

- He really fucking hates you at first, something about you aggravates him to no end but he has to refrain from being too expressive with his hatred over you so his joyous and sweet persona is maintained.

- You act too much like him, it’s what he both loathes but slowly comes to love about you, as low as he thinks of you I think a part of him is finally relieved to have someone who acts and thinks like him to rationalize his actions.

- He gets a sense of superiority from how “better” he was at bending the reality of Sugar Rush to his command over you, you have to settle for being less than, even with your dirt on him he still has control.

- That power dynamic doesn’t exactly melt away when you guys begin having romantic feelings for one another, those soft moments between you two having that underlying edge to them that you two never seem to shake away.

- There’s a kind of shaky trust between you two, which is supported by what you know about one another, that agreement keeping you both tied to one another to the point where you two start dating.

- Much like everything else it’s a secret you both have for a long while, fleeting touches and private displays of affection that are well hidden and kept under lock and key before you two announce it in the most grandiose way possible.

- Secrets are great and all, with you two having more than you can count, but they can be rather exhausting to maintain, so becoming an actual couple in the eyes of Sugar Rush seemed like the only way you guys could be able to be there for one another.

- You guys both trust and distrust one another in a way that can’t be duplicated anywhere else, there’s both discord and harmony in the way you guys are— But still greatly dysfunctional.

- I think he tries to make himself believe that what you two have is born from convenience, I mean, gets less suspicion on him if he shows himself to have a cutesy and picturesque relationship with someone just as friendly-looking, the same thing with you—

- But it’s pretty obvious it isn’t, as much as you both probably deny it, that selfishness you both share being your strength and folly.

- Does have the habit of getting easily frustrated with you when you slip into, that “Stick to the program�� mantra that was hard-coded into gaining another meaning as you two try to do hard to keep your places in Sugar Rush.

- Evil enabler couple that make each other WORSE!!

- You two perpetuate that god-awful behavior and make it even worse, helping one another with your shared charades, keeping those candy citizens and children racers oblivious about your true natures, like having a false alibi for one another when something goes awry.

- And going awry it does, literally, in the worst way possible, like doomsday kind of awry.

- Secrets can be kept for only so long after all, and you two are package deal for that downfall.

(Fvb'yl ivao h spaasl zabwpk il fvb nbfz nva aol zwpypa.)

[phantomrose96]

Hi it’s me again, using tumblr as my own personal Google.

I’ve recently realized Instagram is very useful for finding recipes. I have also never used Instagram and I have the Instagram acumen of a grandmother who will give you hard strawberry candies as reward for teaching her how to use the internet.

I’m having this issue where the only way I can actually view the recipe when it’s a “Reel” is by awkwardly scrolling the description while the video plays on nightmarish repeat.

I would love to just be able to view the description statically, on a white background, so I can just set it up on the counter and READ it. But so far the best I can do is screenshot it (in pieces), which at least saves me from endless looping video hell.

Is this by design? Is there any way to just view the description? That seems to exist for normal Instagram posts but not for “reels”?

Example below: me screenshotting a reel and just barely fitting the ingredients in one view (need a second screenshot for the method).

Thanks in advance! Here’s a candy dearie 🍬

[justarandomidiot1]

Trick 👻 or Treat!🍬

Um……. I seem to have misplaced the rest of the candies………. But I still need to give you a treat…………….. give me a second.

Oh here we go! Have a platypus!

BUT SURPRISE! It’s all just a trick again, because it’s actually PERRY the platypus!

[theamityelf]

Costumes ask: how about a silly Kamukomaegi? Non-despair, AU, UTDP, DRS, whatever you like. 🎃🍬

(the prompt)

Okay, here's what came to mind first (and this isn't a closed thing, so you can ask for this same ship again and get a different answer, because Halloween happens every year 😁):

They're dressed as the Ghost of Halloweens Past, the Ghost of Halloweens Present, and the Ghost of Halloweens yet to come.

Nagito is the past, or All Hallows' Eve, so he's in an old-timey peasant outfit with tons of historical details. He carries a lantern made from a hollowed-out turnip, and maybe he brings some old-timey cakes to give to people. (Izuru made them, thankfully.)

Makoto is the present, so he wears a very basic Halloween costume. I'm thinking skeleton costume, because Nagito and Izuru wanted to see him in a form-fitting black jumpsuit and he thought it was fun. He brings a jack-o-lantern full of candy to hand out.

Izuru is the future, so he dresses to evoke a distant time when humans no longer exist and Halloween means nothing to anyone. He does actually put effort into it; he might have plastic cockroaches attached to him ("Because both plastic and cockroaches will outlast all of us."), and his core outfit evokes the vegetation of a distant time.

And maybe they all have skull makeup, or makeup that evokes a skull, like a lot of dark eye shadow around their eyes.

[mollywog]

Trick or treat!

Your choice! 👻

Hello Nonny! Welcome in! Have some candy

🍫🍬🍭

And as a treat…

A quick alternate POV to Rommate!

He pulls the last tray of rolls out of the oven before checking the clock: 5am. Peeta’s no stranger to early morning baking, all those years growing up in the bakery, but not like this. He’s been up for nearly twenty four hours at this point and stress baking for the last eight.

He turns off the oven and slumps against the counter, wondering how he’d gotten here.

The week started out well enough. Great actually. He’d woken up on the couch Sunday morning to a face full of hair. Somewhere in the middle of their movie marathon he’d fallen asleep and so had his roommate who was snoring softly sprawled across his chest. It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence. He used to wake her or carry her to her room, but then one night she’d protested the move, burrowing deeper into his shirt and it had felt so impossibly good to be wanted by her, if only as a pillow, that he’d given in and fallen asleep too. It hadn’t been awkward the next day, so he’d stopped attempting to move her at all after that.

He’d been enamored with Katniss Everdeen since he was a kid, but it hadn’t been until just this past year that they’d ever really spoken. A job opportunity had brought him back to Panem and his friend, Johanna, who had just bought a house, had said her old roommate was desperate for a new one. He’d been surprised to discover Katniss was said roommate, even more surprised to find she had no objections to the arrangement. And just like that, he was a boy again with a massive crush on Katniss Everdeen. At least this time they were actually speaking.

He’d been seeing someone before the move, but in the end the long distance relationship hadn’t lasted a month and he wasn’t all that disappointed.

Since then, he’d been biding his time. He thought he knew Katniss well enough to anticipate her reaction to a declaration; Any sudden movement could spook her. So he’d determined to play the long game. They already lived together, spend most of their spare time together, even slept together most nights, though strictly in the literal sense of the word: there was no reason to pressure or rush her… he only hoped it didn't take five, ten, or fifteen years.

So on Sunday morning when he’d shifted his weight to look down at her face, free of it’s usual scowl, and she’d clutched his shirt possessively, whispering his name, he thought maybe, just maybe, it might be more than the lazy utterance of a sleep addled mind.

But the mood seemed to sour as the week progressed. He wondered if Finnick had said something to her like he’d been threatening, because when they got back from trivia on Tuesday Katniss had gone straight to her room and had been cagey ever since. He decided against asking directly, instead pretending all was fine while he considered how to best dispose of Finnick’s body after he murdered the traitor.

But his own concerns fell to the wayside yesterday when she’d called off work; she never did that.

He’d been so eager to discuss his idea for Katniss’s birthday when he and Prim had made plans to meet earlier in the week, but as they discussed Mockingjay Pines’ cabin registration, all he could think of was getting back to check on Katniss - sick and alone.

He beelined home after a brief stop at the store for sick day essentials, only to return to an empty apartment…

Maybe she ran out to get supplies on her own? He started preparing dinner for two.

An hour later the chicken noodle soup was ready, but still no Katniss. He was beginning to worry. How sick had she been? Maybe she went to urgent care?

No. She would have let him know if she was that ill.

Maybe she ended up feeling better and had met up with their friends? But when Johanna texted to heckle him to come out, she had ordered him to drag Katniss along too…

If it was any other week he’d just text and ask what she was up to, but her silence and absence felt intentional. Time dragged until he couldn’t stand another second and he fired off a text: Roommates can ask when to expect the other home, right?

He immediately regretted it.

He couldn’t help but reread the message back in his mother’s tone, laced with passive aggression and guilt.

Worse still was her one-word response and the purple crescent moon alerting him that ‘Katniss has notifications silenced’

She wasn’t at the hospital, or with their friends, or with Prim… it must be a date. A date that apparently was going well if she wouldn’t be home tonight. He racked his brain for who it might be. Maybe her childhood friend who always had a hard on for her was in town, or maybe the red haired bouncer who was constantly flirting, or worse still; someone new she’d never mentioned and he’d never seen coming.

Suddenly his silent pining strategy felt pathetic. He should have let her know how he feels. Surely the rejection would be better than things left unsaid. But now it was too late.

He didn’t know what to do so he decided to do what he did know and because he was thinking of Katniss, he baked all her favorites: cheese buns, apple tarts, breakfast rolls with orange glaze.

It keeps his hand occupied, though nothing can keep his mind from racing. But now at 5 am he’s run out of ingredients and energy, so he drags himself to bed. His head has just hit the pillow when he hears the key in the lock. Her tread is silent but he can imagine her trek through the apartment to her room across the hall, but the familiar creak of the door is his, not hers. He turns to find her standing in the doorway and when he lifts the covers in invitation, there is no hesitation: She crawls into bed beside him. She tucks herself into his chest and his arms wrap around her instinctively as he realizes she’s still in yesterday’s pajamas. So maybe she hadn’t been out on a date after all. Maybe it wasn’t too late.

He breathes a sigh of relief, but just as the world seems to be righting itself again, Katniss throws him for one final loop when she mumbles into his neck, “I’m so glad you didn’t sleep with my sister.”

On Ao3

[accio-victuuri]

5/15 assorted candies: timestamp, mismatched shoes, sparkly clothes end everything else 🤍🍬

i honestly don’t know what’s going on. these two just happened to be in the same city for approximately 12 hours and after that it’s been sweet all over. 🤦‍♀️ just keep it rolling, we are all here to eat the candies.

let’s start with the shoes. the fairly odd parents themed combination lol. when i saw him wearing that, i thought he was gonna wear the same clothes he did for the MV. cause his shoes will kinda match that but nope. his outfit was totally different, but i guess the sparkly bits are kinda in the same color? anyway, the pink immediately reminded everyone of the pink jacket (p1) and all the cpn that is tied to that. it’s pretty much one of top cpn clowning so i’m just assuming everyone knows ok? but the fact that this pink shoes comes out after we speculate they spent time together??? i’m —- who gave you that???

yibo often wears this brand (christian louboutin) and there’s another different cpn linked to that, but this one is so loud. it appears that these might be gifts from xz. he knows bobo likes green but he has to throw in the pink because he is disgustingly in love like that and it’s actually yibo’s color. fans are clowning that he can’t really do red and green, cause it might anger some people, so pink is the best bet. and they have history with that color so it’s better. plus when he was racing in zhuhai, photos of him riding the pink car ( evisu racing owner’s car ) was spreading. so maybe zz was like, oh, let me get the pink one. 💕 coincidence too that shoes cost 995 USD. 95!

THE COLOR OF LOVE IS PINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️ yibo said it himself so it must be true. and this is a guy who was wearing black/grey kinda monochrome shoes lately and now this????

also, the sparkly sparkly and soft denim combo takes us back to something that xz wore before. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

the chongya pose too! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ EDIT: adding this bit, yibo official posted live photos of the performance on 22:50 which is 10:50 10/5???? and the first photo from that bunch is the chongya pose. 😌😌😌

let’s not forget how his jacket is from the dsquared2, which has it’s own sort of controversial cpn 😂

all these elements coming up today is 😭😭😭 and remember how xz posted his selfie at 15:15 it’s like he is showing his excitement and support for bobo’s performance this 5/15.

bless beijing!!!! i hope they get to spend more time together please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

-END

[kybercrystals94]

Omega: *opens the door* Oh my goodness!! You look amazing! Wrecker! You should see!

Wrecker: *comes to the door and gasps* Woah! I there actually a person in there?

You: *nod and laugh*

Omega: *glances at Wrecker* *whispers* How much candy do we have left?

Wrecker: *tries to whisper* Lots!

Omega: *smiles at you* Don’t tell Hunter or Echo…here… *pours candy into your bucket* An amazing costume deserves lots of candy!

Wrecker: *laughs* Yeah, it does!

Hunter: *calls out* I hope you’re only giving out a reasonable amount of candy out there!

Omega & Wrecker: *exchange glances* We are!!

What you got: 🍬🍭🍬🍭🍭🍫🍫🍭🍭🍬🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍬🍭🍬🍭🍫🍫🍬🍭🍭🍬🍬🍬🍬

[headmate-packages]

A package has arrived for you! Open it?

Shipping #00001110

📮💌📦

Package Number: 00001110 (14)

Name(s): Melody, Melanie

Nickname(s): Mel

Orientation: Unlabeled

Pronouns: All pronouns - he/she/they/fluff/bun/snow/��/🐻‍❄️/🐼/🦄/🐇/🐁/🐩/🍥/🍰/🧁/🍭/🍬/🤍 are some favorites

Species: self-identified Doll

Age/range: Appears to be between 8-12. Their actual age is a definite number but they never let anyone know

Gender: Bigender + findrodox

Role: Dear

Interests: Sanrio, creepypasta, true crime

Frontcalls: candy, metal music, Sanrio

Likes: bunnies, Babymetal (band), chocolate

Dislikes: things that taste like iron

Appearance: They are short and chubby with dark skin and textured hair typically styled in two over the shoulder braids. They often wear a big fluffy jacket and have big eyes

Extra: She's very open about the things she liked but mysteriously closed off about the rest of the things she likes.

Sign off: 🍬 or 🤍

Fears: Unironically nothing

Happy place: Hello Kitty world :3

Hobbies: sharpening things that do not need to be made sharp… like candy canes :3

Passion: looking cute

Favorite memory: No exomemories

Handwriting:

Letter:

Hiiiii :3

You're Spooky? IM Mel!! I'm soooooo excited to join in >.< 💕💕

I really really like candy ESPECIALLY candy canes and I LOVEEEE hello kitty I don't even have a favorite sanrio character I just love ALLL of them ^^ I love creepypasta too my favorite creepypasta girl is Sally :3

I love playing dolls and dress up and all kinds of things!!! Hopefully there will be someone for me to play with!

This member comes with a warning!

While Sanrio is considered to be on the boycott, I've not found any concrete evidence as to why. Here is a video as to why it may not be, but please make your own decision for yourself on this one ^^

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Hunger Pains

Book: Open Heart, Post-Series

Pairing: Dr. Ethan Ramsey x F!MC (Dr. Sawyer Brooks)

Rating: Explicit

Warning: 🔥NSFW, ⛔18+ Only, contains explicit sexual content

Category: Fluff, Smut, Halloween

Word count: 2.6K

Summary: Sawyer is in a bad mood. Ethan helps her calm down.

Prompts:

🫦From Anon: Can I get a fic with Ethan giving MC a love bite or hickey?

☀️From @peonierose: Ethan & Sawyer + “sunshine”

🍬From @jerzwriter: "Actually, I like candy corn!"

Events:

🎃For @choicesoctober event: Costume / Halloween / Vampire / Meme

🥰For @choicesprompts Flufftober 2023 event: I want to take care of you.

“Mr. Cox. An appropriate name for such a dick,” Sawyer thought to herself, blood boiling as she exited Room 513. 

The patient being cared for inside could easily steal the title of “Biggest PITA” away from the infamous Nigel Platt. And only making matters worse, her consultation had been interrupted multiple times by a cocky intern eager to show off. 

Once the door closed behind her, she spun on Dr. Perkins. 

“How many times have we told you not to interrupt when your resident or attending is speaking with a patient? If you do that again, I’ll make sure you are written up.”

Sawyer strode to the nearby nurses’ station to update Mr. Cox’s chart. The obstinate intern followed. 

“How am I supposed to learn anything around here if I’m not allowed to ask questions?” he argued.

“You start by shutting the hell up and listening. Had you done that in the first place, we wouldn’t be standing here having this conversation. If you were really trying to understand something back there, you would have directed your questions to me. Instead, you attempted to conduct a medical history interview on an extremely agitated patient minutes before he went to surgery,” she scolded. 

“This is–”

Her patience was wearing thin, and Sawyer spoke over him. “Jaaackie, get Dr. Know-It-All away from me before I go all Ramsey on his ass,” she demanded through gritted teeth. 

Having caught the exchange's tail end, Jackie looked up from her tablet. 

“I think you just did,” she answered, “and Perkins, the patient in 506, needs a new catheter. Now.”

“But that’s not even my pati-” he complained.

With one harsh look from the Chief Resident, Dr. Perkins finally tucked his tail between his legs and sulked down the hall.

"You're breathing fire today," Jackie quipped as she rounded the desk to leave.

Sawyer ignored her and continued typing furiously on her tablet.

Jackie and Bryce traded places down the hall, getting on and off the elevator.

“Hey, have you seen Brooks? I mean Ramsey. Brooks-Ramsey?” Bryce guessed, unsure what to call his friend since she and Ethan surprised everyone by eloping a couple weeks ago. 

Jackie pointed in the direction of the nurses’ desk. “I hope you brought snacks. She’s in a mood again,” she warned as the steel doors closed between them.

A minute later, Bryce slunk next to Sawyer, bumping shoulders to get her attention.

“Finally. What took you so long?” Sawyer rebuked, shoving the tablet towards him. “Here, take this guy away. And while you have his head open, feel free to poke the part of his brain that disables his speech.”

“Well, aren’t you a pocketful of sunshine this morning,” he teased.

“After a few minutes with this asshole and you’ll understand why,” she said, storming off.

“Annnd, Dr. Ramsey, it is,” he decided. 

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Shortly thereafter, Sawyer sat in the diagnostics office and stewed silently as the team meeting ran over schedule. Her annoyance grew more intense with each passing minute as Ethan and Harper debated, and Tobias egged them on for his own amusement. No longer able to take it, she interrupted. 

“Do you need me? Because, if not, I have patients who do.” 

Her three colleagues snapped their heads in her direction, surprised by the bite in her tone. With raised eyebrows, she looked at the team leader and challenged him to respond. 

Ethan cleared his throat. “Uh, let’s see how the labs come back and continue this discussion when we have more information.” 

Harper and Tobias quickly got out of Dodge as Sawyer stacked her notes and gathered her things. When she stood to follow, Ethan reached for her hand and held her back.

“Hey, what’s wrong? What’s got you so wound up?”

She exhaled deeply, his touch instantly calming her.

“I’m sorry.” Frustrated tears welled in her witch-green eyes. “I'm super cranky. These third-trimester hormones are no joke. My mood the last few days has been…” 

A single teardrop fell down her cheek.

“Come here,” he urged, pulling her into his lap. “It’s been, what?” 

“It’s either been hangry or hornery or both,” she pouted and sagged her shoulders.

Cracking a smile at her dramatics, “I know what ‘hangry’ is, but ‘hornery?’”

“Horny and ornery.”

With a shake of his head, Ethan caressed her swollen belly. “So, what I hear you saying is you’re irritable because you're either hungry or horny…”

“Right now, it’s both,” she interjected, her fingers seductively dancing up his chest.

“And the cure for this condition is to either feed you or fuck you?”

“Look, I’m not saying food and sex would solve all my problems, but it would sure help me calm the hell down,” she admitted with a coquettish grin.

“Well, as much as I’d like to help you satisfy your hunger pains, all I can offer right now is this.” 

Ethan reached for the bowl of Halloween candy on the conference table.

“Boo,” she scowled playfully. Sawyer stood and sifted through the options, “I’ll take the candy corn off your hands and leave the chocolates for you. I know they’re your favorite.”

“Actually, I like candy corn,” he said, ripping a small package open with his teeth and pouring them all into his mouth.

“Seriously?” she asked, surprised.

“My dad loves them. We always had a bowl out during the season. I used to push them up on my canines when I was a kid and pretend I was Dracula.”

“Aw, cute. Well, if that’s true, then I’ll take some of these too,” she reached back into the bowl and stuffed her pockets. “Supposedly, chocolate is a good substitute for sex. Feed two birds with one scone.” 

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A couple hours later, Sawyer was at the lab demanding the results for one of her patients.

“What do you mean it will be another four to six hours? I ordered these tests yesterday!” 

Her raised voice began to draw the attention of others, including her indirect supervisor. Ethan was just finishing a consultation with the hospital’s lead hematologist when he heard the uproar. 

The lab assistant snapped back. “Look, lady, we’re doing the best we can. The tech will run the test when he returns from lunch.”

“Lady?! Do you see this badge? That’s Dr. Brooks to you.” 

Sawyer spewed red-hot anger as she spun on her heels. From several feet away, Ethan could practically feel the heat radiating from her. Her neck and cheeks were crimsoned, and her fists clenched at her sides. 

“That’s enough,” he admonished, taking Sawyer by the wrist and swiftly pulling her into a familiar, dark supply closet.

Ethan loomed over her as he backed her into a corner.  

“I know… I’m sorry,” she apologized. Sad cat-like eyes pleading for forgiveness. 

“This kind of stress isn’t good for you or the baby,” he advised. “This is serious, Sawyer. You leave me no choice but to help you calm down.” The corner of his mouth began to turn up in a sly grin as he ran his hand over her hair. 

“Oh, thank god,” she sighed, crashing into his lips.

“We’ll…have to be…quick…and quiet,” he murmured between desperate kisses.

As Sawyer slipped out of her shoes, Ethan lent a hand, sliding her pants and underwear to the ground. As she stepped out of them, Ethan unzipped his pants and pushed them down to expose his rising need. Their white lab coats provided a curtain of privacy if anyone walked in on them. 

Lifting her up around his waist, Sawyer tried to wrap her legs around him. With several extra inches around her midsection, she had a hard time locking her swollen ankles behind him and finding a comfortable position.

“Ethan, my belly. This isn’t working,” she squirmed under his hold.

Determined to make this work despite the cramped space, Sawyer slid down. She shrugged off her lab coat, turned her back to him, and placed her hands on the wall.  

Ethan took the hint immediately. His hands roamed under her shirt, starting at her sore back. His thumbs applied light pressure as he worked down her spine, earning a few grateful groans. He also spent a few seconds massaging her ass, finishing with a gentle squeeze. 

Closing the small gap between them, Ethan reached around and tenderly appreciated her baby bump. Then, slithering his fingers into the cups of her bra, he ghosted around her sensitive nipples. 

Sawyer felt his breath next to her ear and turned her head to meet him in a passionate kiss, his erection poking and teasing her backside.

Navigating in the dark, Ethan leaned back to align himself with her entrance. “God, Sawyer,” he gasped, easily gliding between her slick folds. “You are so ready for me.”

She looked over her shoulder with a smile and jokingly reminded him of her libidinous mood swings. “What’d I tell you? Me so horny.” 

With an amused shake of his head, he pulled back gently and then began to pump his hips. Slow and soft at first.

“Mmmmm, that feels so good, babe,” Sawyer mewled.

Ethan picked up the pace. He pushed harder and deeper but was careful not to get too rough with his pregnant wife or her precious cargo.

“Ohhhh,” she let slip a little too loud.

“Shhhh, baby,” he breathed heavily, working up a sweat.

As her legs began to tremble, Sawyer kept her hands firmly braced against the wall for support. 

“I’m close… cover… my mouth,” she panted.

With a hand on her hip to hold her close and steady, Ethan reached around with his other and gently covered her mouth. He leaned in and pressed his chest against her back, resting his chin in the crook of her neck. “Let go, beautiful,” he mumbled against the feel of her rapid pulse.

After a couple deep pumps, Sawyer’s whole body shuddered. She moaned her satisfaction into Ethan’s hand. The vibrations pulsing through her body and the warm breath against his palm provoked his own release. Clamping his mouth onto her neck, he muted himself.

The euphoria made her forget all her aches and pains. So, when Sawyer tightened her muscles around Ethan’s still bursting length, it hardly registered when he bit down hard on her throat.

They didn't spend much time basking in the afterglow to avoid getting caught. Ethan gave his wife a loving kiss, and when he was certain she could stand unsupported, he pulled up his pants and helped Sawyer step into hers. 

With a quick peek into the hallway, Sawyer checked to see if the coast was clear. “Hold on… it’s Wen,” she whispered, holding up a hand to halt him. 

When Dr. Wen disappeared around a corner, they exited the supply closet.

“Do you think she heard us?” 

“If she did, I’m sure she assumed it was only one of the ghosts that she believes haunts these halls,” Ethan chuckled. “The more important question is, are you feeling better?”

“Much better, thank you.”

“Well, let’s make doubly sure and head up to the cafeteria for some lunch.”

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Later that night, at home and in the shower, Ethan pushed wet hair away from Sawyer's neck and discovered the frightful bruising.

“Oh, Soe, I’m sorry,” he expressed, carefully skimming his fingers over the bite mark. “I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

Sawyer touched the tender spot and moved around him to see her reflection in his shaving mirror. 

“Oh my gosh!” she laughed as she traced her fingers over the imprints of his teeth. “I married a freakin’ vampire!” 

“I’m sorry. But, hey,” he innocently smiled back in the mirror, “...only a vampire can love you forever.”

He wrapped his arms around her and buried his face into her neck. “Mwahahaha,” he snarled at her ear before placing a delicate, healing kiss on the love bite.

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The next day, the newlyweds arrived at work hand in hand and walked toward the attendings’ locker room. Pausing just outside the door, Sawyer turned to face her husband. 

“Hey, just a reminder that I volunteered to help in the clinic this morning. Carrick said he would do rounds for me.”

“I remembered,” Ethan said, bending down to give Sawyer a quick but loving kiss on the lips. “I love you.”

“I love you, too. I’ll see you later,” she returned, reluctantly releasing his hand.

Stepping into the locker room, she spotted a familiar face. Well, sort of. 

“Whoa, that looks soooo good, Elijah. Gross, but so realistic,” Sawyer awed. 

“Thanks! Those in the research department agreed to dress up like lab experiments gone wrong.”

“Well, mission accomplished. And, Happy Halloween, by the way. I know it’s your favorite day of the year.” 

As Elijah excitedly talked about his zombie character - which, of course, was inspired by a new John Carpenter video game - Sawyer tugged on her white coat and checked her reflection in the mirror. 

The bruising on her neck was much more prominent the day after and under the hospital's harsh fluorescent lighting. She tried to adjust her hair and fix the collar of her jacket, but it was no use. She dug through her bag, searching for her makeup case, quickly realizing she had left it at home.

“Shit,” she thought to herself. 

“Aren’t you dressing up this year?” 

Elijah’s question brought her back to the conversation, and an idea popped into her head. 

“About that… do you have any more fake blood?”

“Yeah, there’s a tube in my locker. Help yourself,” he offered on his way out.

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Down in the free clinic, Sawyer examined a very inquisitive eight-year-old who noticed the bite mark and the two drips of dried blood on her neck. 

“Say ‘ahhhh!’” she instructed, using a tongue depressor to check the back of his throat. “Good, no swelling back there.” 

“Doctor! Did you get bit by a vampire?” 

“I’m afraid I did,” she admitted, putting on a bit of an act.

“Was it Dracula?”

“That’s still up for debate,” she laughed to herself, picturing little boy Ethan with candy corn fangs.

“Did it hurt?”

“Uh-uh.” 

“Did he suck your blood?”

“Justin, for goodness sake,” his mother chided and rolled her eyes.

“It’s fine,” Sawyer waved her off.

“Did he make you into a vampire too?”

“No,” turning her back to the young patient and facing his mother, she muttered, “...he just got me pregnant.” The patient’s mother cackled out loud.

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That afternoon, Sawyer was on the fifth floor to check on a patient when she spotted Ethan stepping into the hallway with Esme and her intern. When they were safely out of the patient’s earshot, he wheeled around on the intern and launched into a stern, familiar lecture. 

“...It doesn’t matter that you’re still learning… Whether this man lives or dies is on you… There is no room for mistakes…”

When he finished his tirade, Ethan marched to the nurses’ station and began tapping away on an iPad. 

“Don’t sweat him. He’s all bark and no bite. Isn’t that right, Dr. Brooks?” Esme asked as Sawyer approached the scene. 

Mrs. Ramsey shook her head vehemently. “Oh, no,” she spoke loud enough for Ethan to hear, “he bites alright.” When he looked up with a raised eyebrow, she winked and kept walking. 

A couple minutes later, Ethan’s phone pinged with a text notification.

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With Halloween coming up, does Daniel make costumes for his puppies? He’s apparently handy with a needle so I could see him making some outfits for them to trick or treat in. Maybe Terry takes them around the neighborhood and shows them the hot spots to get the best goodies. Eli tries to fight other kids for candy and gets in trouble. Robby is kind and meticulous and gets the most candy which he then divides with Tory. Anthony just puts on the charm and gets all the best treats with very little effort. Yasmin thinks she’s too cool for this sort of thing but goes crazy for salt water taffy and piggy back rides from Daddy nonetheless.

… And maybe Daniel puts together a little spicy something just for Terry later on for being such a good dad…hehe. Terry provides the trick and Daniel the treat. Or is it the other way around? Either way, everyone is happy with the treats they got. Hehe. 🎃 👻 🍬

I think I can leave this here, Nonnie! A few additions:

Halloween is a massive deal for Terry especially, the way Christmas Eve is huge for Daniel. So Daniel does make it sweet for his mate but he is a little bit more lowkey about it. He organises things with the omega outreach group for costume making and helps Terry out with the face painting but the rest is a very light dinner before the gaggle of pups goes out with Daddy. The reason why Robby is so good with getting candy is that Sam and Tory are locked in a murderous competition which actually makes them end up with less than they otherwise might have scored so Robby shares the surplus with them both! He loves them both very much. Yasmin is all about the costume. Eli fights adults for candy which is a bigger problem than if he fought kids! Gianni has an intricate barter system. When Luna is six she's constantly giving hers away which is where Yasmin comes in with an: "Ahem! Hand it over!" when the kid is older than her sister.

Daniel kicks back and relaxes and they may have a little afterparty but if Terry wants to see him in a costume he will have to take him out to a party himself.