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Today at work was hell dimension. My one coworker called out. I worked nearly four hours before any kind of break (until I began to shake because I needed something to eat & threatened to walk out). Customers turned into absolute Grade A Bitches because my line was so bad. Never even got a lunchbreak and left 20 minutes late. Missed the cookout that management gave because there was no one else who could do my job.
Leaving now. Haven't decided if I'm going to grab a spoon and just dig into the tub of milk chocolate frosting I picked up to frost some two-day old muffins - or guzzle down a 16 Oz canned Margherita I've had on hand since October.
#Hellmart#where I made sure to tell the chipper customers who saw how bad it was for me and tried to console me with#'well at least you get time and a half'#NOPE. NOPE WE DON'T.#that money goes to pay the important execs at the top
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I just finished midnight burger and now im at a loss.jpg for what to watch.
#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi podcast#jrwi pd#woe.begone#w.bg#woe begone#scp: find us alive#find us alive#scp#dream boy#dreamboy podcast#the deep vault#wbg#kfam#king falls am#time:bombs#time bomb#Attention hellmart shoppers is a bit niche but it sounds fun#I was going to put tpp but then none of the others would get a chance#mable podcast#Mable#hello from the hallowoods#hfthw#When your indecision so bad you turn to Tumblr
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Halifax Mumford Hellmart roasted a 19 yrs old worker trapped in walk-in oven 😤️
#Halifax Mumford Hellmart roasted a 19 yrs old worker trapped in walk-in oven 😤️#halifax#walmart the official#walmart inc#walmart gift card#walmart parking lot#walmart#antiwalmart#fuck walmart#boycottwalmart#occupational health and safety#usa is a terrorist state#usa is funding genocide#usa news#usa politics#usa#american indian#american#america#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#amerika
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Attention HellMart Shoppers!!!! Yes, this show is so funny. It's very nearly a one-man production, about a rich jerk who gets caught doing white-collar crime and has to serve work parole at a walmart that has a giant portal to hell. Shenanigans ensue, of course, but it also has character development, which I love, and a theme song that I adore.
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imagine having access to a gourmet kitchen & being so excited to unlease your imagination with those tools then your boss shows up and demands something that only needs a microwave. maybe an oven if he could wait for it to pre-heat
#there's not a funnier gag than a personal chef making buttered noodles or microwave nuggets or whatever meals that're#100% below their pay-grade#anyway. love seeing that around#txt.mine#anyway shoutout to seto-kaiba & that tiktok; lucifer from attention hellmart shoppers; & dj from hacks
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The fuck you mean I might have gotten COVID right when I lost insurance
#personal;#this test is reading positive but i also had it face down by accident which may or may not have contributed to that#hope hellmart is still paying for covid leaves
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doing bad
#love experiencing prolonged pain and turning into some sort of feral beast#love doing things i know will exacerbate the pain#im fine. Im gonna be fine. i just have to make a bitchy post about it otherwise the pain wins#anyways time to go shopping at hellmart at 5pm. kill me
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Got a helmet yesterday so today I will brave the horrors of maybe being seen by some stranger outside while I try to not eat shit on a scooter
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CHET! CHET! CHET! CHET!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH HES HERE HES HERE I LOVE HIM HI CHET HI HIII
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So, even heading into Thanksgiving week, the Hellmart I work at is woefully understaffed because they keep pulling department managers to fill in with Online Grocery Pickup orders (because the online business is so much more important to the Company than the customers who walk in our doors). With no people on the salesfloor, the place is a mess; the Service Desk is a mess too, as no one comes to pick up their merchandise returns. The worst of it is bins and bins and bins of perishable & non-perishable foods, eventually spilling out onto the floor and creating a fire hazard for us to navigate around and through.
Well today, all that food on the floor finally had it's natural result -- MICE. Now, we have a company that comes in once a month or so to set/collect traps, so as any big store does, we expect rodents are gonna be hanging around. But never where customers can see. Never where you pick up a bin from the floor and out they scurry.
At least management finally made sure to find workers to put 5-6 days worth of food returns away. And then had maintenance 'deep clean' the area. But considering it's the weekend before Thanksgiving, you can bet your sweet bippy that by Monday the place is gonna be in the exact state it was this morning...and probably even worse.
But at least the execs at the top of the company will be getting 6-7 figure bonuses to end the fiscal year. Scrimping on staff & wages tends to guarantee it.
#reporting from the belly of the beast#Hellmart#Walmart#late stage capitalism#damn the CEO's et al to hell
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wish me luck, fellas - I'm going to try writing again tomorrow
#if anybody had been waiting for any of my writing things to be updated - I'm super sorry for how long it's taking#working in Hellmart has been kicking my arse even worse and I'm basically stuck there until our family moves so...lovely.#patches is talking
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I wanted to listen to the broadcast on wfan today but once I got to work audacy stopped playing the correct station. Then I remembered someone telling me we don't have walkie-talkies because of deadspots in the store, so radio must not work in my store
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List of why the Radio Demon disappeared for 7 years:
1. His fight with Vox ended really badly and he needed to recover.
2. He went somewhere to acquire more power.
3. He had a mission to do because of his deal.
4. Vox confessed his love for Alastor. Alastor had no idea how to respond to this so he ghosted Vox for seven years. But Vox had access to cameras everywhere so the best way to ghost Vox is to ghost the city.
5. Met a wise old man who taught him the secrets to life, he had a training montage.
6. Took a gap year(s) to “find himself”
7. Extended tea party at Rosie’s
8. His shadow got pissed at him and decided to swallow him, sending him to a shadow dimension that he drifted in for seven years.
9. His friends from the other side finally caught up to him and he had to repay his debt
10. His tailor went on sabbatical and he couldn’t leave his place without the proper amount of drip so he had to wait for him to return.
11. There was a shortage of red hair dye, he had to wait for them to restock.
12. Someone took a photo of him with his tail out. He went on a mission to hunt them down and DESTROY them.
13. He went to the Hellmart to cause $50,000 in TV damages (Tomota vid reference)
14. He was busy making diss tracks for everyone he knows and lost track of time.
15. Susan beat him in a bake sale and he had to hide out of shame.
16. Honeymoon with his cane.
17. Fell into a coma
18. Found out about the Alastor-Body Pillow Vox had and then had to ensure they were never manufactured again.
19. He accidentally saw part of one of Angel’s pornos and was traumatized. He had to leave Pentagram City because everyone he went he saw his face.
20. Hung out with Lilith who dished tea about Lucifer.
21. Was told he was “outdated” so he took the time to educate himself on modern slang.
22. Tried to find an obedience trainer for cats.
23. He time traveled seven years into the future and just decided to run with it.
24. Alastor was killed. That’s not Alastor. That’s a shadow acting as him.
25. That’s not Alastor, that’s his twin brother.
26. Walked in on a role play session between a Vox and Valentino-Dressed-Up-Like-Alastor and needed to find a way to erase the memory.
27. Bonked his head. Woke up and thought his name was Bob, he lived a nice, happy life until he bonked his head again.
28. Fell through a portal and woke up in a dimension where his name was a bird named Crane who was a janitor in a world of King Fu and pandas.
29. Got access to the season 1 script so he could mentally prepare. He’s been rehearsing his lines and doing his best to make his performance as disturbing as possible.
30. Went to the dentist. When they tried to help him he ate them, so he had to find another dentist, who he also ate. This went on for a while.
31. Was run out of town by his dentist who got annoyed he kept dodging his appointments
32. Got relationship counseling for him and his shadow.
33. Was just out having a good time, partying, and consuming souls.
34. Went on a seven year long bender.
35. Rosie told him he was an “arrow” so he went to archery classes. Turns out she was wrong and archery really isn’t his forte.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#stupid hazbin hotel lists#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#staticradio#radiostatic#one sided#(Aka vox is a simp)#aroace alastor#radio demon
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lol you don't have to yell
Attention HellMart Shoppers is the story of a disgraced millionaire on work release at a retail store that sits at the mouth of hell. It's a supernatural comedy that is very silly, it is complete, and I adore the theme song.
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Day in the life of y/n working in retail in hell Inspired by brandon rogers video "Elmer hates his job". + offensive office
Y/n: "Welcome to Hellmart, thank you for bringing in your fuckin kids.
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y/n: Thank you for whoever left a pile of cum on aisle 666
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*bones are thrown at y/n*
y/n: Sir, please don't throw your bones at me
*more bones are thrown at y/n*
y/n: I got my bachelor for this.
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y/n: That'll be $69.69
*demon puts a bunch of change on the counter*
y/n: Are you trying to give me a fucking seizure?
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y/n: Crap, we've got pride demons
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y/n: You shouldn't eat those hot dogs; they'll make you see through time.
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Y/n: Oh look, another bone. Some people are so fucking disgusting. *yeets the bone across the store*
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*a demon threatens y/n*
Y/n: Take anything you want, just please don't kill me.
*demon walks away carrying y/n's clothes*
y/n: Jokes on you, dickhead those clothes double as my cum rag.
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y/n: You want to talk to my manager? *speaks on the intercom* Xavier, some bitch wants to talk to you.
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y/n: I swear I'm gonna set myself on fire.
Extras:
One of y/n's coworkers: Y/n is a great worker, mostly through half of the day, as the day goes by we get a little more distant, that's fine.
*pans over to y/n putting a bunch of drugs in an energy drink and drinking it*
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y/n: I just hang up half of the customers on the phone.
[Call me a womababy, I love Brandon Rodgers. Thenk you anon, I visualized all of those and snorted-]
It's incredible how most of your coworkers initially saw you and collectively thought a human wouldn't make it three days inside the place, much less a puny one like you.
Not only have you outlasted a good chunk of these people, you're gradually becoming unhinged enough that no one actually wants to get on your bad side. Aside from the customers, that is.
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